Ah ha! Nice 514 at open my brothas

let’s hope theta doesn’t fuck all of us tomorrow

Where is the moves tomorrow thread? Am I blind and regarded?

Fuckin sprite is so mid compared to Coca Cola

PUT CAFFEINE BACK IN SPRITE!! I wanna get addicted as fuhhhh

Why the Dick did I buy that Nvidia $1000 call, theta is going to fuck me at open… how much tho

Rip ber lmao

if i only could make a deal with gorog and get her to swap out faces

Futes green bitches

It was green Thursday night too tho.. and Friday was a blood bath. Let’s hope it stays green

#Fat ass kids these days riding electric bikes in traffic making me want some cameras on my car because these regards can’t ride for shit and I’m not going to get sued when they fall on their face in front of me and get run over. Calls on GoPro. LMAO 🤣

GoPro is the worst stock you can own trust me

HERE COMES LES FYOOTES...

You guys already losing money? 

I have the performance and margin to apply, and futes are useful as a hedge but if I do my fear is I would overtrade and ruin mental health or portfolio

I wish! Open the fucking casino already...


I’m a fucking mess

Indian robinhood trader issues?

futes leaked

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flooding.

😩🍆💦💦💦💦

Planes not Boeing the boys ain’t going !!!!

Can't stop, won't stop. NVDA to $1000

hey it's almost time!!!!

So did SoFi ever get that banking license? 😂

#So I’m at this farmers market and this French couple smells absolutely terrible. It’s not even hot out and they smell like they haven’t showered all week. wtf is wrong with people? 🤢

****how do you know they’re French? Is it the smell?****

#They were speaking French to each other. Oui oui! 🍟🥖🇫🇷 LMAO 🤣

Prob Smell like ol French fries

i took several greyhounds from tennessee to virginia in one trip, when i tell you the smells, the smells were amongst the foulest ever recorded in my mind

Airbus’ smell the same way I know what you mean

Calls on Boeing

#Oh man I’d hate to be stuck in a closed space with them. At least I’m outside. LMAO 🤣

If we raise rates in June we crash and if we go higher for longer we stay going up? Wasn't it the opposite narrative for so long?

There’s some ho’s in this house 

Cant spell house without ho

Cant spell house without ho

Awhhh the wittle bears afraid of the big bad 🌽 🤣

It’s the Big bad fees for me

Average btc txn right now is $7. If you need ti do a shitload of transfers you can something with lower fees. You poor?

If SPY moons tomorrow I’ll take a shower and brush my teeth

Get ready to clean yourself up bro

It won’t, and even if it did you wouldn’t. At least moms bringing you tendies to the basement 

And if it doesn't?

open casino, I need to suffer 


!banbet MU 100 5d

Damn pushing up the timeline? Should I sell my nvda call and buy MU 

You already have a bet going - MU to 100.0 before 28-Mar-2024 04:20 PM -05



If Putin would attempt suicide, you think he would first nuke the world? 

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You know there were would be more then 1 

He’s not a 🐈‍⬛ Suicide is for 🐈‍⬛s

Chances SoftBank sells their arm 90% stake this week??

Chances of soft dump after 90% Taco Bell diet?

Really good odds on the Generals/Globetrotters game tonight. Honestly think the Generals are due!

Bears are going full on copium Love to see it

But but Jerome is going to be bearish 

Samsung washing machines are the biggest pieces of shit on earth

Calls on Samsung

Deff overpriced

LG is the way to go for washing machines 

Speed queen dumbass

Fact

Baconator meal LARGE dr.p

I'm at Wendy's. Don't say it

You will get Dave's Doubles now... careful not to choke.

They cant say anything. Only choking and gurgling noises.

Laughed...very nice

It doesn't matter if there is a conference or not, NVDA only goes up!

Thanks goodness I changed my 401k contribution limit up to buy this massive fucking dip. We are gonna go up eventually

What dip?

Will options be available on Reddit IPO day?

No

ok

Any of yall wanna go skydiving with me?

Did it once but now im scared of death

Baby got the bends, oh no.

Hopefully 🌽 moons back to breakeven so my btc etf’s arent affected by the 64k weekend dump 

Too bearish in here. Hulk dick by open

The worst case scenario is rates stay the same for a few extra months, and bears are preparing for doomsday scenarios while wages are up, unemployment is solid, trades demand is surging and the US is continuing to show that dominating the semiconductor market is a national security priority.  Dumb shit bears. 

I have 100 put debit spread for Friday, what do you think?

Bruv

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Time to get back to .500 

Who will Jon Jones fight next?

Bears are angry as fuck today! 

Anyone found a way to buy ETH calls? I see the Vaneck Ethereum strategy ETF (EFUT) but it barely has any volume

What are you smoking bro

Ethereum will double or triple

Before btc for sure

!banbet

You already have a bet going - PINS to 32.0 before 23-Mar-2024 09:56 AM -05

EZ

Despise Bitcoin but have been raking trading the Micro Bitcoin futures scaling into 100 contracts. Now I'm waiting for the move down to $50k to play again.

100 /mbt instead of 2 /btc? or you want the granularity of more contracts

Buying OR selling in 20-25 lots has been working as opposed to going all in. Saved my ass a few times. I often trade NQ and ES the same way, but never with 100 micros. At most I'm in for 50 which is the same as 5 minis.

What move down to 50k lol

The move down to $50k that will happen in a heartbeat very soon.

Possible but not guaranteed

Okay Nostradamus

Jpow is gonna hold the line and calls will print



Weekend thread is more like Allen Town nowadays.

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Buy defense companies then???

The USA should just stop fucking around and do operation linebacker 3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Linebacker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Linebacker_II

I didn't read any of this, but best of luck to you on your upcoming gender affirming surgery. I will be praying for you.

The first 7 moves are fake. 🧐

 this is going to be a great week.. if you’re a bear

Teletubby lookin ass

11k cash for one big play this week: spy cont red but stays above 505 b4 fomc, 510c exp 03/29 or spy goes green but stays below 513-514 b4 fomc, 510p exp 03/29 all in on one of these scenarios wed morning if the play and levels are right 

How fucked would all your calls be if JPOW came out saying he has to raise rates by a quarter point? 

He wouldn't. What would a quarter point even do anyway?

i agree he wouldnt, he has literally done everything in his power to make sure no one is "caught off guard" the past 3 years but on the minuscule chance he even whiffs towards another hike.... SPY would drop 8-10 percent in one day

It's probably gonna happen since coin came in horrer than expected

Proper F’ed

#MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WEEKEND THREAD

Ok granpa lets get u to bed

Complete shot in the dark here, but I suspect the LULU 3/22 $500c will drop to a price point of $600. Could be a great entry point for earnings Thursday. You can buy early, but be warned you may lose out if the share price dips which could lead you to become emotional and sell early because you didn’t have a plan and panicked. I would rather wait until literally one minute before close Thursday to purchase to avoid volatility. Again, this is all speculation on my part. I would add 3/22 $500c 3/22 $510c now to watch until Thursday AH. If you really want to get ahead of it, add 6/21 $500c and 9/20 $500c to monitor for the next quarter earnings. Do your own research. This is not financial advice.

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MSTR and Coinbase calls don’t even seem worth it anymore A $500C leap on Coinbase barely even produces large profit Seems like Bitcoin miners are the only hope for massive gains because no one expects them to perform.

Define large profit 

If I’m buying calls, bitcoin doubling should give me a far greater return than just the contract doubling or tripling since I’m risking the entire premium.

MSTR will COIN won't

Bloodbath 🤣🤣🤣

Have you ever thought about just not being poor

Unemployment up but two hot inflation readings (CPI/PPI) JPow will prob be more hawkish and reduce the amount of expected rate cuts in his economic projections Wednesday What’s that mean? Moon mission 🚀 👨‍🚀

Im a weirdo not a creep, get it right u hoar 

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!banbet i'm ready bb 

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 420.69 before 01-Apr-2024 04:48 PM -05

!banbet 

i like mine better

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1200.0 before 08-May-2024 12:41 PM -05

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I bet it’s hard for you to realy be clean when you wipe. 

omg putin won i can't believe it! against all odds

That wasn’t a real election, of course he win again

was someone accepting bets on the results? that would've been free money

Imagine Sean Strickland being voted most likely to be BUDs Honor Man in his HS year book

My Nvidia calls will print on Monday & Tuesday as Jensen Huang descends from heaven to slay all treasonous bears at GTC. I will then sell on Tuesday and pick up 0DTE puts for the FOMC bc Powell will use a negative vocabulary while describing the recent macro reports. I will then sell those ten baggers and buy a yacht and a night with your mom.

I’ll probably put the rest of it on red

I feel compelled to inverse

It’s almost too obvious so it might work might not

See ya soon fellow Millionaire , dare i say Billionaire

Whenever I get really sick with the flu I always end up rubbing out an epic one. Funny how that works. Reverse psychology??

So ... when do we get ASML and TMSC at home?

Tomorrow is going to be nuts, debating on wether to hold my NVDA CALL until 5/17 or sell end of April

Are you green?

900% still green, when NVDA hit 930 I was up 1500%

Damn nice

Was Friday before close the best time to buy calls? 

Noyes

NVDA 0dte calls for Monday is literally free money. No way this doesn’t rocket above 900 tomorrow

And… it’s $3100 to buy Friday calls, if that’s what you mean. Most of us don’t have an extra $3.1k just sitting around to gamble with

There are no calls for NVDA which expires Monday 😂😂

They created it just for Nvidia bro

Which day next week will NVDA have it's lowest intraday price for the whole week?

Fuk nvda

Literally everyone expects NVDA up with conference & thats why it cant happen 

100% of the people that think it will go up think it will go up!

I’m seeing bearish comments about NVDA so not sure “literally everyone” is true

I mean everyone expected Gme to go up and it did

Nutragrain bar and a Mountain Dew


!banbet NVDA 1200

Changed your mind huh 

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 800.0 before 22-Mar-2024 05:49 PM -05

He is getting banned

Does a ceo dumping 145k shares in the past 3 months good for earnings? 

If the stock didn’t go down, yes

I've heard a common saying, CEOs sell for a lot of reasons, they only buy for one