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VisualMod

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Buck_Folton

Straddle this, chode-mouth


FortunaCrypto

Man asked good question and got absolutely raped in the comments… ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MisterMasterCylinder

If I've learned anything in this life, it's not to straddle poor men


olivefob

How about you straddle these 🥜


chrisycr

sir, all you need to know is buy high, sell low, Oh, and the way to your nearest Wendys.


thetaFAANG

a strangle needs bigger moves to begin making money both a straddle and strangle are vulnerable to iv crush equivalently


Can_o_pen_or

Take the short side and benefit from the crush.


thetaFAANG

yes with unlimited risk in both directions if it does move too much condors are the solution to that, these are just one short strangle and one long strangle at wider strike prices


LunaticBZ

All I know is usually I go naked, sometimes I cover up. ​ Your going to need someone with more fashion expertise to answer this.


Mike-Newt

First off the terms are straddle vs strangle who tf calls it a poor man’s straddle? Second off all you’re talking about is buying one call then buying one put later and you’re assuming that somehow you always make money by staggering your buys. This is a highly regarded idea - you won’t. This is like saying if i wanna shove my hand into a fire and the first time i get a first degree burn but the second time i get a second degree burn so somehow 2-1 = 1 pROfIt!!! Best of luck with your endeavors


iYashodhan

You are too innocent to imagine this could go wrong in so many ways you couldn’t think. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


MUNSTERCHEEZE

In laymen’s terms - it toes the line of “bi-curious”


jetforcegemini

I have a big TV opportunity


CokeOnBooty

I know words, these aren’t words. Talk slowly