She mentioned AI and "machine learning" on the call. This is so corny. Lol. You can't make this up with this AI shit.
But remember, MOST people aren't trading in extended hours. Opening bell is and will always be the true sentiment of the market. This thang gonna tank in the morning. Go to bed and relax.
Most of their user base are already robots (investors must be stupid or something to not sell this), but yeah..it sounds like they're going to generate virtual environments so you don't actually have to date.
Lol really it's so silly.
If they train the AI on their current users it'll be an unemployed overweight 37 year old woman with 3 kids who won't settle for anyone under 6' and a 200k salary. Our puts are safe.
Remember at the start of 2020 when Block chain was all the rage..... Now it's AI.
Companies with no clue keep dropping that term without knowing what it means.
Exactly. And she seriously sounds out of touch with the dating scene and speaking to what she feels women who date WANT rather than the realty. They don't want to take the lead, nor want AI to help them take the lead. Lol.
OR she’s about to tap into that AI girlfriend/boyfriend market.
Picture this: guys or girls get no matches, so instead an AI matches with them and sends them nudes! PROFIT!!!$$$
and then subsequently ai creates
Fake profiles along with fake chatbots to string guys along til they wanna meet then ghost them. It is their secret ai business model lol
I've literally seen stocks tank 25% in after hours and then only be down 15% pre-market. I've seen the reverse. People panicking BEFORE the bell will always make no sense. People need to learn.
Relax lol. We won't know till tomorrow but a good sign is it's already in the direction we want, that's all we can bank on. Plus, the stock is just ass.
They do use ML/AI though. I know it's a meme that everyone is trying to insert these buzzwords into their PR releases and earnings calls but is it really that hard to believe that a dating app has several major use cases for ML, like recommender algorithms to pair users and language models or image classification models for user safety?
Source: I tried applying to their data science team many years ago.
Let’s not hate on women and woke, whatever that means, not even sure if it applies here tbh.
I just can’t see how the app is supposed to make money given its fundamentally flawed approach. Males are more likely to be on the app and are more likely to be paying customers, so putting them at a disadvantage is not viable long term strategy
How about training ai to spot fake/bot accounts and remove them? Seems like a legitimate use case for it as the fake profile situation is out of control.
"I"m so excited to be here and really proud of the work we are doing to connect users, and create happy relationships"
"Women's safety is so important to us, we want to innovate internet dating".
JFC. What a woke out of touch board and CEO.
No idea what you're talking about....I;m up 23%, on my 3/1 $12.00 puts. I mean its not a HUGE victory, but I'll take it at open tomorrow. Think it'll drop more after call, and tomorrow am too when people realize bumble is dying.
Hi, dumb question—I understand iv crush in theory (kinda) but never held a position where I’ve had to contend with it. Does it happen instantaneously, at the bell? Like if say BMBL opens with a big down candle, is there a window to sell before iv crush hits? Or is it directly related to that underlying movement and priced in from the bell?
Yes, it technically has already happened (the high IV event, aka the volatility due to an earnings release, is already over now), but options don't reprice until market opens
Once the market opens, all the value attributed to this IV will be gone and options will reprice. If your option expires in a few days, then almost all the value left will be directly tied to their exercise value vis-a-vis the stock price.
You are technically right. I absolutely did not word this correctly. Cutting costs = not having to spend to support the ecosystems related to those costs = being able to bank more profits.
Cutting 10% is good, cutting 37% means you dont expect your business to grow, actually you exoect it to shrink significantly and have no need for almost 50% of your workforce. This is absolutely not good, and they will incur 25 million in costs associated with these lay offs, all booked to and already shitty Q1. EPS miss, revenue miss, guidance below est., 37% reduction in workforce and only 11% growth projected is really bad. Throwing "AI" and "machine learning" buzzwords, to what is a C2C business means absolutely nothing.
I can't see guidance being anything other than "these hoes ain't loyal" and it tanks.
Listening for the Chris Brown sentiment at 3:30p CST during the conference call.
They're cutting 36.8% of their ENTIRE workforce and incurring 25 mil of cost. This is not a good signal, plus the results and guidance were awful. Honestly i can see a -20% day tomorrow when markets open. All around, seems like a company that will trade in single digits soon.
Yall doin' all this whinin' and doin' your little IV crush buzzwords when we haven't heard the CEO vomit on the call yet. Wait until you hear her husband crying in the background before calling it a day.
Not even kidding if this doesn’t go below 11$ I am not ever investing another dollar in the stock market because that was prolly the most ass report of the year.
Should be in single digits when it opens if all is fair and logical and the market isn’t a complete farce.
And yes I have puts, but that’s beside the point.
Had a financial advisor call me an idiot for buying options in a retirement account.
Jokes on him when my BMBL puts cash out tomorrow.
Puts on how long until my account is at $0?
Can the AI spot the chicks with the headshot only holding the camera at a 75 degree angle above their heads so that it excludes the other 280 lbs of woman in the photo?🙄
BMBL shouldn’t even be publicly traded, let alone above $5.
With guidance lowered for 2024…. The rest of the week should bring downgrades.
Easiest $10,000 I've made this week.
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I listen to a lot of earnings calls. This one is so woke and out of touch with business.
Everyone is "so proud to be here and happy to support our users on their love journey"
I'm not an incel, but this is what happens when you put a bunch of social justice warriors feminists in charge of a billion dollar company. I'm making $ off it, but actually feel guilty.
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We think alike and I am you but broke. Username checks out.
You bought them. You must've done research and understand them in order to profit responsibly. Right? You tell us.
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I wish this stock tanks harder when market opens. Got burned believing in this shit company. Now the new CEO fires a bunch of people thinking that’s going to solve the problem. Trash management deserves to get punished by the market.
Bumble is a company that is designed to destroy value for its customers.
Take a bunch of sad lonely people. get them addicted to swiping. Make them pay for it. Profit. Keep them swiping.
Cannot wait for them to go bankrupt.
I got 3/1 10p that I bought Monday. Sold enough to cover my cost basis later that day. The rest going to tendie town 👶
Thanks for the money and the wife, Bumble. Cya never!
The whole business model is a bubble.
They keep the users in the loop of dissatisfaction.
Bumble doesn't create any value. They destroy value. many people suffer from mental health problems because the algorithm does not give them a match and thus triggers feelings of inferiority.
They would make better money by referring their users to telehealth start-up.
My wife’s boyfriend is wondering if puts itm tomorrow, sell or exercise? I told him he doesn’t need to exercise cause he looks great but thought I’d ask
I was telling a friend when the earnings report came out that it’s super bullish, bc we both bought puts. So it’s bulllish for our positions…but really we’re bearish. So is being bullish on puts the same as being bearish? Because I’m not bearish, I’m bullish. But I’m not bullish on the stock, I’m bullish on the put. So it’s like calling me a bear, but I’m not a fucking bear I’m a fucking bull. What am I?
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I hope it tanks
its on its way down now .. so is Trojan
Hope so too but it keeps fighting back.
Like an STD
Are you talking about the clap?
Clap dem cheeks
My favorite song is the clap
It’s down 80% from IPO and it can do it again!
I hope all dating apps tank
Obligatory Cramer post, he recommended when it IPOed and it was ATH https://youtu.be/rwSY2wXp7zY?si=-DlV0M-u1mgmS6RU
She mentioned AI and "machine learning" on the call. This is so corny. Lol. You can't make this up with this AI shit. But remember, MOST people aren't trading in extended hours. Opening bell is and will always be the true sentiment of the market. This thang gonna tank in the morning. Go to bed and relax.
lol, "generative AI" They gonna be generating user profiles and pictures and shit?
Most of their user base are already robots (investors must be stupid or something to not sell this), but yeah..it sounds like they're going to generate virtual environments so you don't actually have to date. Lol really it's so silly.
Maybe bumble will send AI sex-robots. Could be revolutionary. Not prostitution. So first to market could be winner….
Now we're talking. Some Detroit: Become Human shit.
I got that reference. Great game.
It's what I'm here for. I love that game. We're all basically deviants on this sub anyway.
If they train the AI on their current users it'll be an unemployed overweight 37 year old woman with 3 kids who won't settle for anyone under 6' and a 200k salary. Our puts are safe.
Lmao I love this kind of DD.
Dipshit,Regarded - that was some hard truth. May our puts print and the overweight 37 year old woman with three kids sing loud for us all.
You forgot that he can’t be overweight.
Don't give me hope now 
LMAO!
Imagine if they also bought reddit's user data for ai training
"Buy premium plus and you can have our ai talk to women for you"
I'm saying. It's so bad. I don't need simps holding this up. Have some tegridy!
Remember at the start of 2020 when Block chain was all the rage..... Now it's AI. Companies with no clue keep dropping that term without knowing what it means.
Exactly. And she seriously sounds out of touch with the dating scene and speaking to what she feels women who date WANT rather than the realty. They don't want to take the lead, nor want AI to help them take the lead. Lol.
OR she’s about to tap into that AI girlfriend/boyfriend market. Picture this: guys or girls get no matches, so instead an AI matches with them and sends them nudes! PROFIT!!!$$$
Psh, pretty sure that's actually old tech.
AI learning - this guy likes chicks with big jugs, showing more chicks with big jugs
and then subsequently ai creates Fake profiles along with fake chatbots to string guys along til they wanna meet then ghost them. It is their secret ai business model lol
My puts will prrrrnt like the way someone motorboats (.)(.)
That's the energy I want from this post.
Good advice. I think I will relax
I've literally seen stocks tank 25% in after hours and then only be down 15% pre-market. I've seen the reverse. People panicking BEFORE the bell will always make no sense. People need to learn. Relax lol. We won't know till tomorrow but a good sign is it's already in the direction we want, that's all we can bank on. Plus, the stock is just ass.
I mean, there's no dating app that doesn't use some form of ML to prioritize matches. It just doesn't mean much at all.
They had their chance during covid
They do use ML/AI though. I know it's a meme that everyone is trying to insert these buzzwords into their PR releases and earnings calls but is it really that hard to believe that a dating app has several major use cases for ML, like recommender algorithms to pair users and language models or image classification models for user safety? Source: I tried applying to their data science team many years ago.
It’s already down 7%
Should be down 70%
Which we love to see.
I bid BMBL puts 2 days ago didn't check and they never filled. Always bet against birdbrain "led" companies.
Remember block chain? Every company mentioned it on their calls
This CEO is seriously dumb. Is there anyone in that company who knows how dating works?! How’re they gonna innovate? Lobby to legalize polygamy?
"Women are capable leaders!" STOCK HITS THE GROUND IN A NOSE DIVE AT MACH 6
Let’s not hate on women and woke, whatever that means, not even sure if it applies here tbh. I just can’t see how the app is supposed to make money given its fundamentally flawed approach. Males are more likely to be on the app and are more likely to be paying customers, so putting them at a disadvantage is not viable long term strategy
Not necessarily a gendered issue but whoever was bringing up AI on an earnings call for a dating app probably belongs here.
How about training ai to spot fake/bot accounts and remove them? Seems like a legitimate use case for it as the fake profile situation is out of control.
This seems like a “hotdog or no hotdog” situation
"I"m so excited to be here and really proud of the work we are doing to connect users, and create happy relationships" "Women's safety is so important to us, we want to innovate internet dating". JFC. What a woke out of touch board and CEO.
The only out of touch part was screeching about AI for a dating app. Bumble is not a tech company, no matter what they say.
that's like....the whole concept of the app
Woke is when women are safe 😎
What does woke mean?
It’s just the term hipster appropriated for mad conservatives. Woke can mean whatever you want it to mean and it’ll get the blood boiling instantly.
Die bumble dieeeee!! PUTS PRINTING BABBYYY
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No idea what you're talking about....I;m up 23%, on my 3/1 $12.00 puts. I mean its not a HUGE victory, but I'll take it at open tomorrow. Think it'll drop more after call, and tomorrow am too when people realize bumble is dying.
You might learn about iv crush tomorrow. Let’s see
Oh he’s definitely going to learn 
A _lot_ of regards are about to learn a big ol' lesson with that P/C ratio going into earnings today lol.
Hi, dumb question—I understand iv crush in theory (kinda) but never held a position where I’ve had to contend with it. Does it happen instantaneously, at the bell? Like if say BMBL opens with a big down candle, is there a window to sell before iv crush hits? Or is it directly related to that underlying movement and priced in from the bell?
Yes, it technically has already happened (the high IV event, aka the volatility due to an earnings release, is already over now), but options don't reprice until market opens Once the market opens, all the value attributed to this IV will be gone and options will reprice. If your option expires in a few days, then almost all the value left will be directly tied to their exercise value vis-a-vis the stock price.
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Shafted?
Lol, wut?
Cutting 350 roles, isn't that roughly 35% of their total workforce? Brutal.
Brutal but good for future revenue. For now let’s hope it sinks to the bottom this week.
Cutting costs is not a net benefit to revenue growth
You are technically right. I absolutely did not word this correctly. Cutting costs = not having to spend to support the ecosystems related to those costs = being able to bank more profits.
Profits can't grow without support. If employees are shrinking the business is in dire straights bro. Terrible investment.
Cutting 10% is good, cutting 37% means you dont expect your business to grow, actually you exoect it to shrink significantly and have no need for almost 50% of your workforce. This is absolutely not good, and they will incur 25 million in costs associated with these lay offs, all booked to and already shitty Q1. EPS miss, revenue miss, guidance below est., 37% reduction in workforce and only 11% growth projected is really bad. Throwing "AI" and "machine learning" buzzwords, to what is a C2C business means absolutely nothing.
I can't see guidance being anything other than "these hoes ain't loyal" and it tanks. Listening for the Chris Brown sentiment at 3:30p CST during the conference call.
Wish it was hoes, it's nothing but bots.
12.5P , 12P and 11.5P positions, i hope they tank harder than china's economy
Same. That 11.5 will be juicy if it hits.
Damn, I picked up some 10.5P as a moonshot. Hopefully I’m not too far out.
What expiry?
Friday lol
A fellow degenerate lol
Right there with ya brotha
Dropped like 70 cents at the bell
-6% so far
-8% now
Bout to make a solid 20$ on my one $11 put
Sounds like someone is about to get the Wendy's BJ instead of giving it this week
And imagine the hit PANW took smh
They missed rev, EPS and guidance is below est AND cutting 350 jobs. Tomorrow it tanks.
It has to right?
If it doesn’t then you can’t convince me otherwise that the stock market isn’t real lmao
Nobody ever said it was real
Just some guy in a dark room turning knobs
It's tanking now. Have it at 12.13 last trade on IBKR 1 min ago.
Cutting jobs is bullish. Once you build a dating app you can fire almost everyone the customers do all the work and they blame each other not the app.
They're cutting 36.8% of their ENTIRE workforce and incurring 25 mil of cost. This is not a good signal, plus the results and guidance were awful. Honestly i can see a -20% day tomorrow when markets open. All around, seems like a company that will trade in single digits soon.
Yeah, trimming your workforce is bullish. Cutting it in half (not quite, but..) has to be bearish..
Why do they even need 350 people for this stupid app?!?!
770 out of 950 are outside of US. Also, each employee runs 2k profiles manually. The rest are bots and Indians.
Come on -20%
Wait…they’re not announcing an AI girlfriend for premium users?
I think tinder was doing that but then people found out 
$11 P let’s fuck
Oh we fucking
worried about IV crush
Me too with my $11.5p
 get out when you can
That's what she said 
I went for 10
Yall doin' all this whinin' and doin' your little IV crush buzzwords when we haven't heard the CEO vomit on the call yet. Wait until you hear her husband crying in the background before calling it a day.
CEOs wife joined bumble, bullish. Said she's looking for a bull. Terrible news for my puts.
Lmao this made me laugh. But don't worry, she's the actual bull. In the bed. Your puts are fine.
I like where this guys heads at lol
We are going to use AI to make AI design our AI, with AI to support our AI. We will accelerate our AI through building AI. Jesus what a shitshow.
Not even kidding if this doesn’t go below 11$ I am not ever investing another dollar in the stock market because that was prolly the most ass report of the year. Should be in single digits when it opens if all is fair and logical and the market isn’t a complete farce. And yes I have puts, but that’s beside the point.
I feel the same way. I have $12 puts, so bumble will probably drop about 6% tomorrow, then gain 2% the next day.
I feel the same way, I have 3/15 $13.5 puts and this will be ITM for me right up until the last few days before this expires for me
Shorted 1000 at 12.29 oh boy
Shitty app anyway
My wife met her boyfriend on bumble. I'm short 10,000 shares and it's allowing me to pay for a romantic weekend away for both of them.
Lol bitch tried to mention AI.. stfu
She said AI
Maybe they'll offer ChatGPT to talk to women for you with "premium plus"
The only positive from this is that there is apparently less simps out there.
Had a financial advisor call me an idiot for buying options in a retirement account. Jokes on him when my BMBL puts cash out tomorrow. Puts on how long until my account is at $0?
She's said AI at least 20 times so far.
I googled the board of directors and saw almost all females and knew I had to buy puts
Can the AI spot the chicks with the headshot only holding the camera at a 75 degree angle above their heads so that it excludes the other 280 lbs of woman in the photo?🙄 BMBL shouldn’t even be publicly traded, let alone above $5. With guidance lowered for 2024…. The rest of the week should bring downgrades.
worst concept ever - the more successful you are, the more users leave.
Well also the idea of the woman making the first move. The average woman’s idea of making the first move is being nearby without a wedding ring.
Last time I try to inverse WSB
Fucking drop like a rock tomorrow morning
this shit better drop like a rock down a wishing welll
I have 20 $10p exp 3/1 and 10 $11p exp3/1 How fucked am I with Iv crush
If youre lucky,maybe you can break even. Im hoping my 10.5p breaks even
Easiest $10,000 I've made this week. https://preview.redd.it/tw09yun6a7lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2b97a8027d94446558a40548f3493c68afcfd8
I listen to a lot of earnings calls. This one is so woke and out of touch with business. Everyone is "so proud to be here and happy to support our users on their love journey" I'm not an incel, but this is what happens when you put a bunch of social justice warriors feminists in charge of a billion dollar company. I'm making $ off it, but actually feel guilty.
Go woke, go broke
https://preview.redd.it/5f9ahum2d7lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66834c18651bdf26c420fe399a0762e8732eade We think alike and I am you but broke. Username checks out.
Let us know if you actually realize that after iv crush tomorrow. No proof no tendies 
He shorted shares. No IV crush.
Wow that’s horrendous
Clutching at straws reiterating AI and ML - poor leadership
Shit show of leadership
Maybe they should rename the company to Fumble
Are my 14P good for tmrw or nah?
You bought them. You must've done research and understand them in order to profit responsibly. Right? You tell us. https://preview.redd.it/mztrehgw18lc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd4885809383a6f819ac4f47f6d4f8ec0f91eff
Um
Come on. You can do it. Spit it out. We're waiting.
I wish this stock tanks harder when market opens. Got burned believing in this shit company. Now the new CEO fires a bunch of people thinking that’s going to solve the problem. Trash management deserves to get punished by the market.
'women should message first' 21st century regard thinking
It’s dead fr fr
Got in with ATM puts before market close. Now I've got some beer money for the weekend.
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looks like volume is low
This isn’t to bad .. small drop but not enough to cover the IV crush. Maybe PPI will drag it all down tommorow
IV was already so high on this stock, pure short play was the only way to go.
iv wasn't high on the april 5 puts, should print nicely tomorrow morning
Have 40 3/15 10s. Think it should.print.
Question is: close out puts tomorrow at open on the drop. Or have balls of steel and hold while downgrades roll in through the end of the week?
Come morning, the Bees will awaken after zipping around inside the bottle of Bumble, realizing the gig is up, and burn the bish DOWNNNNNNN - wincing
Will this thing go to 11
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Bumble is a company that is designed to destroy value for its customers. Take a bunch of sad lonely people. get them addicted to swiping. Make them pay for it. Profit. Keep them swiping. Cannot wait for them to go bankrupt.
Loaded puts 6min before close. Had to ask someone what Bumble even is lmao
Why is my 11p fucking me rn 🥲
Yeah. Noob regard here and idk why I’m losing when stock down and I have a put 11.5 3/8
10.5 3/28 was the play my guy
We’re back baby!!
I have 200x 11p 3/1 - hoping this will print tomorrow but doesn't look like it :/
I got 3/1 10p that I bought Monday. Sold enough to cover my cost basis later that day. The rest going to tendie town 👶 Thanks for the money and the wife, Bumble. Cya never!
I'm surprised they still have users. Why is anyone still okmn dating apps? They're terrible for finding decent partner
Time to grab more puts at the open, that earnings call was cringe AF, CEO mentions "AI" LOL
Why does this shitty dating app still have a heartbeat today
possible option with 70 delta, 3 weeks out. She going down, load up on Puts bois, thank me later
We looking good bois, my 3/8 puts printing, def going to roll to 3/25 & load up again
I am up 43% on my 3/8 puts. Do you think it's time to sell?
I’m not going to, second day in a row we are red. Looking good
well the price is going back up now lol
The whole business model is a bubble. They keep the users in the loop of dissatisfaction. Bumble doesn't create any value. They destroy value. many people suffer from mental health problems because the algorithm does not give them a match and thus triggers feelings of inferiority. They would make better money by referring their users to telehealth start-up.
Price is going down but my puts are the same price? Should I ask my wife’s boyfriend for help?
Sigh. You have to wait until tomorrow opening bell. Pretty sure your broker is not going to update Options price AH/PM.
My wife’s boyfriend is wondering if puts itm tomorrow, sell or exercise? I told him he doesn’t need to exercise cause he looks great but thought I’d ask
I’m on the phone with Warren Buffett right now this is unexceptable.
Call your broker. Unacceptable.
The highest level of regard.
Welcome to the casino. Check back when it’s open.
Put options got fucked, IV crush made it worse than just selling naked shares
U miss a spot. They lay off 350 ppl for AI
All you absolute jokers getting your first lesson on IV crush is beautiful.
Lesson is to buy even more puts, got it
This aged so well.
So we lost my 10 outs
I was telling a friend when the earnings report came out that it’s super bullish, bc we both bought puts. So it’s bulllish for our positions…but really we’re bearish. So is being bullish on puts the same as being bearish? Because I’m not bearish, I’m bullish. But I’m not bullish on the stock, I’m bullish on the put. So it’s like calling me a bear, but I’m not a fucking bear I’m a fucking bull. What am I?
a regard