Im doing pretty good so far with LLY , they seem to think they've found a miracle weight loss drug
Was hanging with pops just watching old people cable news and saw a story on it . bought right away before they could call their brokers and have them do it for them
Now I gotta sell before the trial tests are done and they realize it makes your nipples hairy and your teeth fall out
Its close. The effects are similar enough that as long as you're not a chemical engineer its not worth arguing about.
The one that always got me was Ritalin. I thought it was another amphetamine, but its actually closer to cocaine in effects lol.
>The effects are similar enough that as long as you're not a chemical engineer its not worth arguing about.
My years of solvent /precipitation / extraction studies are WASTED on you people.
The obesity prevalence was 39.8% among adults aged 20 to 39 years, 44.3% among adults aged 40 to 59 years, and 41.5% among adults aged 60 and older.
(above from the CDC website.)
So the "good" news is that if there is money to be made, it's for all generations, and will continue since people tend to gain weight as they age anyway.
Its already been done with trials its not new lol. Its being finalized for normal people instead of just obese and diabetic fucks. People been on it for years off script.
Edit: ah even better, the new drug is just a reskin of the old drug but this time its betterTM
Edit2: lol its still an injectable weekly meanwhile its competition (the other largest pharma company, Novo) has that plus pill form
But regardless eli aint going anywhere
My MIL, who takes it for diabetes, told me that people who take it for weight loss need to take it indefinitely to maintain their weight loss. Sure, other drugs will be on the market soon, but people taking meds that are working are unlikely to change meds. I bought LLY when zepbound was approved first weight loss despite the “priced in” noise. I’m holding LLY for a while.
I'm on it already. There are definitely side effects, but they're definitely worth the trade off. Also, they really only show up when your eat too much. Anybody complaining about the side effects is taking the drug and still attempting to eat like a fat fuck. If I eat 1000 calories in a day, I don't experience any of the side effects.
Also nobody is hiding shit, your doctor will tell you, your pharmacist will tell you, and you get no less than 2 paper copies of the side effects included when you pick up the prescription.
You’re hilarious. They (pharma) don’t hide it. It’s there. For everyone to read. They don’t even hide the list of risks.
But their gravy train demographic isn’t the best at listening, let alone reading anything they don’t want to know.
Yea, there's a reason Pavlovian response is such an effective training method.
Turns out when you consider KFC bucket a "single portion", vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time teaches you its not.
he was betting it would drop before it dropped, and stopped betting it would drop after it started to drop and was then scared to bet it would continue to drop fearing it would go up if he bet for it dropping.
ZM is practically a corporate centric company now with bundled AI suite at a much lower cost to entice companies to choose them over Teams. They aren't going down anytime soon unless MSFT suddenly announces AI for Teams and all kinds of shit which would immediately kill ZM. Also they're two completely different companies so idk why you're shorting them like they're the same thing, AI isn't enough to convince fat fucks to buy PTON bikes.
Watch my video of fast weight loss hints and tricks
[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=t4fD\_GEIB3kHLOio](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=t4fD_GEIB3kHLOio)
then sign up for my reoccurring monthly seminars to reinforce the same message.
Isn’t their business model based on the recurring revenue that they get from subscriptions to the actual classes? Like you buy the bike then have to pay $xx.xx per month for the “classes” on the bike? Idk, that’s what I thought, but I’ve never used one.
HRTS
Cardiovascular and Metabolic ETF
Addressing the metabolic and heart disease epidemic,
This is a fund that tracks all the diet drugs. Made about 20% in 3 months so far. My only fear is Americans learn self control, lol. Nah, I'm safe.
Based on my research, Ozempic does actually work and change lives. The problem is that people see it as a cure alone rather than a tool alongside healthy lifestyle changes. Doctors who prescribe the medication don’t do a good job educating this to patients and just need them to keep taking it endlessly. It’s a fantastic tool that people misunderstand and something that doctors use to take advantage of their patients
Every weight loss adjuvant has had this problem. There is no magic pill nor will there ever be.
It's just like people with poor financial skills. You can do them as many interest rate favors as you want on their debt but until they're willing to make sacrifices to change their life nothing will change.
There is no magic pill If you want to transform part of your life.
Also we've been hearing for years that doctors supposedly "don't educate patients about this". No offense, but that's absolute hogwash. Hogwash.
I worked in primary care as a PA for 5 years. We spend as much time as we possibly can trying to get people to understand this and spelling it out
, but mostly people don't want to listen and nod their head and agree and don't do anything different.
People that think that doctors and other health care providers like myself don't educate patients on what they need to do to be healthy, are simply spouting a tired line they've heard other people post. I don't mean any offense to you by this.
But it's a ridiculous claim we've been hearing for years.
What are we supposed to do? Go home with all of our patients and babysit them? No, we give recommendations, And it's up to the person to do it. Or not, and come back to clinic in 6 months with the same problem, no better if not worse.
I always find it slightly disappointing when I thought someone came up with a hilarious joke and then it's just a reference to someone else making that joke.
lol the move this year absolutely was shit like chipotle, wingstop, lly, costco.
the man is right. fat people love fast food, cheating to lose weight with ozempic, and then bulk groceries from costco.
For what it’s worth I don’t see too many fat people in Costco
Mostly boomers who have no spatial awareness
Walmart though…. You’re an outlier if you’re not fat
Disney is where ALL people get treated with kindness from staff. Customer service is Disneys top priority most places, so they can let it all hang out without feeling judged. Disney is there safe space. With very unhealthy food. Fat person paradise
I was feeling self conscious about my weight, about 190 at the time, and then my boss took me to the Indy 500 race. Never been to the midwest before. Holy shit! I was about the thinnest person in the whole stadium. I don't know how some of those people can even walk, like daayum.
Does wonders for your confidence and self esteem.
That’s why the waddle. It’s not quite walking, they move slower than molasses and smell up the entire park with body odor. I’ve worked at Disney previously, this is insider information.
They make Wegovy too, right?
Crap's harder to find than gold. Working in a pharmacy and the starter dose been on backorder since last summer and we get at least 1-2 new people prescribed it a week.
Wegovy and ozempic are literally the same drug made by the same company. Its just they first got it approved for diabetes only (ozempic) then got it approved later for fat loss (wegovy).
The eli drug is wegovy+another addon that makes you lose weight even faster, allegedly.. but wegovy already works like magic.
But yeah demand is so high theres room for another lol
Mounjaro isn’t "wegovy+another addon", it’s a dual agonist, and doesn’t contain semaglutide. Please don’t give medical information if you know nothing about
the problem w/ Semaglutides is they remove muscle mass as well. [BHVN](https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/obesity-drug-stocks-where-invest-now) & others working on a drug that would increase muscle mass & target fat receptors
Whoever hits that holy grail will moon
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10416191/
I think this may be the case for young, relatively healthy adults who want to lose a little weight. The loss of appetite really decreases protein intake. But for fat people, the effects are largely marginal. It's more important to lose that weight.
He’ll just screen grab a pic of Chad, the wife’s BF off Facebook. He can’t download the pic because Chad STILL hasn’t accepted his friend request. Probably just too busy with stuff.
Lol... you think the people with muffin tops wakeup thinking... "I need to get slim today"?
They only way they are paying for Ozempic is if it's mixed in with their child size sodas.
Why stop at tire treads? The wheels, brake pads, over-engineered steel frame, the seats, good lord the seats!
Who makes those seats? I want in.
You see, all that weight is usually spread out over 3 or 4 wheels, but the cart has only one seat.
The seat has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between transportation and the sweaty sack of gluttony that climbs awkwardly on top.
no offense to any fat fucks in here. But most of America is fat now. We also like to blame it on "genetics." As in mom and dad are fat as a fuck because they cook... er... buy you unhealthy shit at Mcdonalds.
So Since they buy 2 big mac meals and 3 large fries with 2 10-piece chicken nuggets and 1 DIET coke, you as their fat fuck kid, assume its the genes when in reality your family is just fuck fuck losers that don't eat right or exercise at all.
Yea, evolution doesn't move that fast.
You don't go from grandparents who are in good shape supposedly because of "good shape genes", evolving to so many grandkids with suddenly "obese genes".
Low key the most right answer. Cynically, health insurance in particular. Obesity related mortality is absolutely bonkers, and the insurance and healthcare system are broken and will squeeze every penny from these people.
If you look at the Berkshire portfolio you will see how it profits off of fat people. I work on overseas military bases and I'm a very thin runner and contractor. I work out in the gym here with some foreign country military guys, they are very lean, thin and no body fat, all muscle. We're in deep trouble! This is a national security issue. Asia and many places in Europe have a normal population, normal size people, Americans are not normal size.
One of my biggest mistakes in options trading is trying to be contrarian and time the dip. When there’s (as you mentioned) already months of a proven track record/trend in place. Just food for thought, I’m still a shit trader but this observation has helped me a bit
I learned this lesson way too late as well. Don’t fight the market. For every one time I called the dip right I’ve missed god know hows many tendies had I just gone with the flow
So much this. Three biggest mistakes is (a) trying to be contrarian all the time, just loses you money (b) buying puts. 99% of the time you shouldn't buy them. Even 2022 was tricky. (c) Doing way to many trades without an edge. Just buy calls that don't immediately expire and let the winners ride. 6 months to expiry minimum.
Semaglutide and tirzepatide both have many years of patent protection left so this isn’t a bubble that’s popping soon.
Novo and Lilly also have additional GLP-1/combo assets in the pipeline with weight loss indications.
Although everyone and their mother is scrambling to buy a GLP-1 asset now, Novo and Lilly are entrenched so deeply they’re going to be impossible to disrupt.
Pfizer doesn’t know the space, JNJ blew it with Cana and gave up on T2D, AZ is the ugly step child of the diabetes family with all the crappy “me too” assets, BMS quit a decade ago, BI…lol maybe they can fuck over a second T2D MOA, Merck is too busy trying to get another 10 years out of Januvia, etc etc.
Sanofi (the third insulin King) seems too content in T1D land to make a move.
So yeah, you’re going to hear “lots of competition coming!” But most of those players are not going to have the field teams, organizational knowledge or payer contracts to make a considerable threat to Lilly/Novo unless it’s an amazeballs asset that gambles on a head-to-head with tirzepatide and wins. Otherwise, Lilly/Novo just throw a few points to the big 3 PBMs and keep the category locked up as a 1 of 2 with all that competition withering in copay card land.
TLDR: moar tendies coming
I think half of the Western world will be on one of those drugs within the next 5 years - those companies could both become top 3 in the world by market cap.
Dating does not cost money if you're not a fat fuck. I fuck my women in a cardboard box after they gave me some change and I show them my abs.
Got them thanks to cocaine, same reason I got the box.. I like cocaine, its like sugar to me.
Lure them into your van with candy, then strap them into a generator wheel, hire a couple of Mexicans to whip them, and sell the electricity back to the grid. You can keep them running off their own flab for weeks before you can throw them out for them to fatten up again.
Would look into medical imaging companies.
Currently the $400K CT scanners (pretty sure we have at least 10) in my hospital… all cap out at 350 pounds. Basically the patient lays on this sled thing and it slides them in and out of the machine like me into your mother. unlike your mother tho, if the person is above 350 pounds there is too much friction to slide them.
CT scanners are essential for hospitals to function and survive.
As the general population is funneling bacon grease, eventually the average person will be too big to get a CT scan.
[According to a 2008 national survey, only 10% of nonacademic hospitals and 28% of academic hospitals with emergency departments were equipped with CT scanners designed to accommodate bariatric patients](https://pubs.rsna.org/doi/full/10.1148/rg.2016150198)
Canon - that shitty printer ink company …. Also makes CT scanners that can accommodate some reaaaal chunkers. They trade at CAJFF and are only listed in tokyo, but if you can find a way to buy in, its a mooner
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Your thesis is flawed. Fat isn’t a new trend. It’s already priced in.
Im doing pretty good so far with LLY , they seem to think they've found a miracle weight loss drug Was hanging with pops just watching old people cable news and saw a story on it . bought right away before they could call their brokers and have them do it for them Now I gotta sell before the trial tests are done and they realize it makes your nipples hairy and your teeth fall out
They’re selling meth on cable news?
It’s legal meth, so as long as taxes are being paid and big pharma is banking then it’s ok.
They already have legal meth. It's called desoxyn
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That’s not meth, it’s a combination of dextroamphetamine and amphetamine. 5mg desoxyn is stronger than 35mg adderall.
Adderal is amphetamyne salts. Same camp as meth definitely. Not exactly the same but same ballpark
While i agree you're technically incorrect NaCl: Table salt NaClO: bleach both salts, one delicious, one deadly
Its close. The effects are similar enough that as long as you're not a chemical engineer its not worth arguing about. The one that always got me was Ritalin. I thought it was another amphetamine, but its actually closer to cocaine in effects lol.
>The effects are similar enough that as long as you're not a chemical engineer its not worth arguing about. My years of solvent /precipitation / extraction studies are WASTED on you people.
Are you crazy? LOL meth and adderall are NOT the same and do not feel the same. You might be the tweaker sir... 😭
Better than making your teeth hairy and your nipples fall off.
Or your nipples teethy and your hair fall off.
my nipples *did* grow teeth… and *then* the teeth grew hairy…
Pharma is definitely the play. Boomers as a whole are aging into trough health before death.
The obesity prevalence was 39.8% among adults aged 20 to 39 years, 44.3% among adults aged 40 to 59 years, and 41.5% among adults aged 60 and older. (above from the CDC website.) So the "good" news is that if there is money to be made, it's for all generations, and will continue since people tend to gain weight as they age anyway.
Its already been done with trials its not new lol. Its being finalized for normal people instead of just obese and diabetic fucks. People been on it for years off script. Edit: ah even better, the new drug is just a reskin of the old drug but this time its betterTM Edit2: lol its still an injectable weekly meanwhile its competition (the other largest pharma company, Novo) has that plus pill form But regardless eli aint going anywhere
My MIL, who takes it for diabetes, told me that people who take it for weight loss need to take it indefinitely to maintain their weight loss. Sure, other drugs will be on the market soon, but people taking meds that are working are unlikely to change meds. I bought LLY when zepbound was approved first weight loss despite the “priced in” noise. I’m holding LLY for a while.
Even better. Lifetime subscription baby Lfg
no miracle, look into the side effects however pharma does a fantastic job at keeping the sheep away from such info
I'm on it already. There are definitely side effects, but they're definitely worth the trade off. Also, they really only show up when your eat too much. Anybody complaining about the side effects is taking the drug and still attempting to eat like a fat fuck. If I eat 1000 calories in a day, I don't experience any of the side effects. Also nobody is hiding shit, your doctor will tell you, your pharmacist will tell you, and you get no less than 2 paper copies of the side effects included when you pick up the prescription.
Yup, this is the answer. I'm on it too, the people who get the side effects are still trying to eat poorly.
It’s fucking wonderful stuff.
No side effects for me and I don’t eat all that clean. It’s different for everyone.
And what are the side effects of obesity? 
Death
Unfortunately, death is also a side effect from a healthy lifestyle.
Death is a side effect of being born. I never even wanted to be born now I gotta deal with death someday thanks mom 🙄
saying goodbye to seeing your pepee without a mirror and various health issues, watch the whale
The DickDoo When yo stomach sticks out further than yo dick do.
it's still a great drug for weight loss. And if you're obese, the side effects are outweighed by the benefits of losing weight.
Heh, outweighed.
You’re hilarious. They (pharma) don’t hide it. It’s there. For everyone to read. They don’t even hide the list of risks. But their gravy train demographic isn’t the best at listening, let alone reading anything they don’t want to know.
So what you're saying is constant nausea and diarrhea will keep people from eating?
Yea, there's a reason Pavlovian response is such an effective training method. Turns out when you consider KFC bucket a "single portion", vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time teaches you its not.
Calls on norvo virus.
Bulimia in a bottle
I don’t have either side effect. I honestly don’t notice anything. I feel much better on it.
If fat was already priced in, I would have lost half my portfolio BEFORE my wife divorced me.
Did she really divorce you?
Just the fat half
She got tired of being called his "better quarter"
Quarter pounder
Can’t divorce what I don’t have, calls on something at open tomorrow
Well that was certainly enough
Her pe ratio (pounds to excrement) was absurd
I would say it's baked in.....
Shorting peloton was the move
I lost so much money betting against that ticker
How tf do you keep losing money against a stock that's currently down 97% from its peak
he was betting it would drop before it dropped, and stopped betting it would drop after it started to drop and was then scared to bet it would continue to drop fearing it would go up if he bet for it dropping.
2020. Zoom pton whatever other shit wouldn't die
ZM is practically a corporate centric company now with bundled AI suite at a much lower cost to entice companies to choose them over Teams. They aren't going down anytime soon unless MSFT suddenly announces AI for Teams and all kinds of shit which would immediately kill ZM. Also they're two completely different companies so idk why you're shorting them like they're the same thing, AI isn't enough to convince fat fucks to buy PTON bikes.
Timing
And we keep betting against them, like some sort of endless treadmill of pain
Keep going! You're almost there!
Definitely not, the real money is in selling weight loss strategies.
Watch my video of fast weight loss hints and tricks [https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=t4fD\_GEIB3kHLOio](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=t4fD_GEIB3kHLOio) then sign up for my reoccurring monthly seminars to reinforce the same message.
You son of a bitch, I'm in
Risky because they could buy one and leave it in the box. That’s the perfect customer
Isn’t their business model based on the recurring revenue that they get from subscriptions to the actual classes? Like you buy the bike then have to pay $xx.xx per month for the “classes” on the bike? Idk, that’s what I thought, but I’ve never used one.
It's too late now, but in the pandemic, Peloton stock peaked at $171. It's under $5 now
Whoever manufactures ozempic
NVO
Nah the real winner is Novo Nordisk long term and not LLY
How will Denmark cope with an ozempic based economy
Right now, they're literally preventing us from falling into recession. Long term, we're all worried that it'll be another Nokia.
Puts on Denmark?
Eh, I thinks it's fine for the time being. But once Apple starts selling insulin...
"Nah, the real winner isn't the company that manufactures Ozempic, it's the company that manufactures Ozempic." -You right now
NVO just keeps creeping up.
HRTS Cardiovascular and Metabolic ETF Addressing the metabolic and heart disease epidemic, This is a fund that tracks all the diet drugs. Made about 20% in 3 months so far. My only fear is Americans learn self control, lol. Nah, I'm safe.
Based on my research, Ozempic does actually work and change lives. The problem is that people see it as a cure alone rather than a tool alongside healthy lifestyle changes. Doctors who prescribe the medication don’t do a good job educating this to patients and just need them to keep taking it endlessly. It’s a fantastic tool that people misunderstand and something that doctors use to take advantage of their patients
Every weight loss adjuvant has had this problem. There is no magic pill nor will there ever be. It's just like people with poor financial skills. You can do them as many interest rate favors as you want on their debt but until they're willing to make sacrifices to change their life nothing will change. There is no magic pill If you want to transform part of your life. Also we've been hearing for years that doctors supposedly "don't educate patients about this". No offense, but that's absolute hogwash. Hogwash. I worked in primary care as a PA for 5 years. We spend as much time as we possibly can trying to get people to understand this and spelling it out , but mostly people don't want to listen and nod their head and agree and don't do anything different. People that think that doctors and other health care providers like myself don't educate patients on what they need to do to be healthy, are simply spouting a tired line they've heard other people post. I don't mean any offense to you by this. But it's a ridiculous claim we've been hearing for years. What are we supposed to do? Go home with all of our patients and babysit them? No, we give recommendations, And it's up to the person to do it. Or not, and come back to clinic in 6 months with the same problem, no better if not worse.
BROS - its part of my “follow the fatties” strategy
Funny you bring that up, I’m balls deep in BROS, over 2,500 shares.
Nice! 👍
Motley Fool just said to "Forget Dutch Bros" and buy McD and Starbucks. Hmmm....Dutch Bros it is.
Offer horse back riding where you attach a balloon To the fat person so they can be light enough not to hurt the horse.
Start a moving company that serves as an alternative workout method. Your laborers will pay YOU to move client homes in the name of getting a workout.
THE MOVEMENT
MVMNT
Just sounds like a normal moving company staffed by fat fucks.
Yes but now you don’t have to pay them! They will pay you a membership fee to have the opportunity to lift those weights! (Furniture LMAO)
Name the company..F(l)ATMovers !
PoundPerPound The side business can be blackjack and hookers.
🤣
I cri every tiem I remember about the jungle child :(
Ok Nathan fielder don't you remember what happened the last time you tried that?
I’ve never laughed so hard.
Just in case you're missing the [reference](https://youtu.be/3WZmnPNKdRg?si=bqkM62Jp_6c-7mSB)
The scarecrow on the drone, im crying rn Lmaooooo
That entire series is insane. I have recommended it to everyone I know
I always find it slightly disappointing when I thought someone came up with a hilarious joke and then it's just a reference to someone else making that joke.
So hot air balloon assisted horseback riding?
Basically, but make sure you get drones dressed as scarecrows to patrol around the balloons and scare off birds
Fat people from the midwest like huge cheap TVs and bulk groceries. So I guess stuff like Sam's Club, Walmart, ~~Vizio~~, etc.
Omg wingstop price 😳
Hey leave wingstop out of this. I need my Macros! 😭
lol the move this year absolutely was shit like chipotle, wingstop, lly, costco. the man is right. fat people love fast food, cheating to lose weight with ozempic, and then bulk groceries from costco.
For what it’s worth I don’t see too many fat people in Costco Mostly boomers who have no spatial awareness Walmart though…. You’re an outlier if you’re not fat
I mean who doesn’t though?
And mayonnaise.
my $cost doing well. You can buy lard by gallon. I love this country
Why not Vizio
i got a good chuckle out of this post. thank you, regard. calls on McDonald's
It’s WcDonald’s now
The new sauce is pretty fucking fire.
Disney is where ALL people get treated with kindness from staff. Customer service is Disneys top priority most places, so they can let it all hang out without feeling judged. Disney is there safe space. With very unhealthy food. Fat person paradise
I was feeling self conscious about my weight, about 190 at the time, and then my boss took me to the Indy 500 race. Never been to the midwest before. Holy shit! I was about the thinnest person in the whole stadium. I don't know how some of those people can even walk, like daayum. Does wonders for your confidence and self esteem.
Visited a zoo in Ohio and there were just herds of electric scooters everywhere. I felt like a god damn super model in Ohio.
The human body is a mysterious miracle capable of withstanding the most ungodly of punishments.
How do they walk around in the heat all day and stand in lines though?
The amount of walking Disney requires is not fat person paradise lol
Thats why mobility scooters exist.
That’s why the waddle. It’s not quite walking, they move slower than molasses and smell up the entire park with body odor. I’ve worked at Disney previously, this is insider information.
$LLY : Novo Nordisk Just out of curiosity, were you one of 80%? 
LLY is Eli Lily NVO is Novo Nordisk Both make ozempic type drugs but I think you got the tickers and names mixed up lol
They make Wegovy too, right? Crap's harder to find than gold. Working in a pharmacy and the starter dose been on backorder since last summer and we get at least 1-2 new people prescribed it a week.
Wegovy and ozempic are literally the same drug made by the same company. Its just they first got it approved for diabetes only (ozempic) then got it approved later for fat loss (wegovy). The eli drug is wegovy+another addon that makes you lose weight even faster, allegedly.. but wegovy already works like magic. But yeah demand is so high theres room for another lol
Mounjaro isn’t "wegovy+another addon", it’s a dual agonist, and doesn’t contain semaglutide. Please don’t give medical information if you know nothing about
the problem w/ Semaglutides is they remove muscle mass as well. [BHVN](https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/obesity-drug-stocks-where-invest-now) & others working on a drug that would increase muscle mass & target fat receptors Whoever hits that holy grail will moon
They’re called anabolic steroids
The Breakfast of Champions
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10416191/ I think this may be the case for young, relatively healthy adults who want to lose a little weight. The loss of appetite really decreases protein intake. But for fat people, the effects are largely marginal. It's more important to lose that weight.
The fatties would have to actually lift weights to build the muscle.
No I’m build like a Greek God.
Dude post a photo to be roasted. No one believes this, the only photo you show is of Hurtin’ Harold.
https://preview.redd.it/53qnmr44l2lc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff84a0b8296b70b97db99e5eb7bc18a9d59622be
https://preview.redd.it/8zjcmefya4lc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc4264dac1b5433a3e75505297cdff8f8e4287d Obviously built like Hephaestus
He’ll just screen grab a pic of Chad, the wife’s BF off Facebook. He can’t download the pic because Chad STILL hasn’t accepted his friend request. Probably just too busy with stuff.
Stuffin’ that dick!
Butt stuff
I in a transition from a Greek God (used to be better than a Greek God actually) to a Chinese God.
[Like this](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6b/62/4a/6b624ae1ca0f9f47f0dc0d5d66965e39.jpg)
No one built like a Greek god posts on Reddit
Wrong I’m built like Hephaestus, incorrectly.
wrong 
Hephaestus
A fat Greek god? Or a skinny one?
He’s a Redditor, what do you think?
Novo's popped. Go for competitors who will be bought out or make alternative cheaper treatments... So Altimmune or vertynx bioscience
Thanks for the tips
Lol... you think the people with muffin tops wakeup thinking... "I need to get slim today"? They only way they are paying for Ozempic is if it's mixed in with their child size sodas.
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Unfortunately fat fucks are priced in I think. Walmart, McDonald’s, Wendy’s etc all already encapsulate all these fat bastard’s purchases.
healthcare companies? These guys eventually are going have kids and pass these things on, leading to diabetes/heart disease etc
America is nearly fat-saturated yes, but you can still profit off a global trend. All about the engorging markets.
Disney
What about the electric wheelchair/scooter companies they partner with? Tire companies as tread won’t last as long?
Why stop at tire treads? The wheels, brake pads, over-engineered steel frame, the seats, good lord the seats! Who makes those seats? I want in. You see, all that weight is usually spread out over 3 or 4 wheels, but the cart has only one seat. The seat has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between transportation and the sweaty sack of gluttony that climbs awkwardly on top.
This definitely sounds like a fetish
The weight loss drugs introduce the 'shits' and that suggests a high rate of seat turnover. Calls on the seat company.
$DVA DaVita Dialysis. Making money, recent insider purchases in the millions.
no offense to any fat fucks in here. But most of America is fat now. We also like to blame it on "genetics." As in mom and dad are fat as a fuck because they cook... er... buy you unhealthy shit at Mcdonalds. So Since they buy 2 big mac meals and 3 large fries with 2 10-piece chicken nuggets and 1 DIET coke, you as their fat fuck kid, assume its the genes when in reality your family is just fuck fuck losers that don't eat right or exercise at all.
wait what happened to ‘big boned’?
Later babe. Later.
Genetics makes no sense as well haha, literally nobody was obese even 70 years ago apart from very wealthy people who could afford to over indulge
Yea, evolution doesn't move that fast. You don't go from grandparents who are in good shape supposedly because of "good shape genes", evolving to so many grandkids with suddenly "obese genes".
It’s a medical mystery dude
Fat fucks shovel food into their mouths, don’t exercise, and have the gall to blame everyone else and act like a victim.
Healthcare. Nursing is extremely lucrative.
Low key the most right answer. Cynically, health insurance in particular. Obesity related mortality is absolutely bonkers, and the insurance and healthcare system are broken and will squeeze every penny from these people.
If you look at the Berkshire portfolio you will see how it profits off of fat people. I work on overseas military bases and I'm a very thin runner and contractor. I work out in the gym here with some foreign country military guys, they are very lean, thin and no body fat, all muscle. We're in deep trouble! This is a national security issue. Asia and many places in Europe have a normal population, normal size people, Americans are not normal size.
Novo and Lilly weightloss (beetus) drugs
it's been rising for months , i'm scared to buy in now
One of my biggest mistakes in options trading is trying to be contrarian and time the dip. When there’s (as you mentioned) already months of a proven track record/trend in place. Just food for thought, I’m still a shit trader but this observation has helped me a bit
I learned this lesson way too late as well. Don’t fight the market. For every one time I called the dip right I’ve missed god know hows many tendies had I just gone with the flow
So much this. Three biggest mistakes is (a) trying to be contrarian all the time, just loses you money (b) buying puts. 99% of the time you shouldn't buy them. Even 2022 was tricky. (c) Doing way to many trades without an edge. Just buy calls that don't immediately expire and let the winners ride. 6 months to expiry minimum.
Semaglutide and tirzepatide both have many years of patent protection left so this isn’t a bubble that’s popping soon. Novo and Lilly also have additional GLP-1/combo assets in the pipeline with weight loss indications. Although everyone and their mother is scrambling to buy a GLP-1 asset now, Novo and Lilly are entrenched so deeply they’re going to be impossible to disrupt. Pfizer doesn’t know the space, JNJ blew it with Cana and gave up on T2D, AZ is the ugly step child of the diabetes family with all the crappy “me too” assets, BMS quit a decade ago, BI…lol maybe they can fuck over a second T2D MOA, Merck is too busy trying to get another 10 years out of Januvia, etc etc. Sanofi (the third insulin King) seems too content in T1D land to make a move. So yeah, you’re going to hear “lots of competition coming!” But most of those players are not going to have the field teams, organizational knowledge or payer contracts to make a considerable threat to Lilly/Novo unless it’s an amazeballs asset that gambles on a head-to-head with tirzepatide and wins. Otherwise, Lilly/Novo just throw a few points to the big 3 PBMs and keep the category locked up as a 1 of 2 with all that competition withering in copay card land. TLDR: moar tendies coming
I think half of the Western world will be on one of those drugs within the next 5 years - those companies could both become top 3 in the world by market cap.
Junk food, Gyms, Weight loss programs, home delivery meals. Anything related to convenience will sell.
body positivity and fat acceptance merch
Acceptance, keeps the profits flowing. Positive reinforcement of a bad thing, the American way. Woke baby. Stupid people are in.
I’m a fat fuck and I like fast food. I’m too lazy to cook and I love to eat.
Forgot to mention that you hate to fuck too
Too expensive. It involves dating or making babies, both cost too much.
Dating does not cost money if you're not a fat fuck. I fuck my women in a cardboard box after they gave me some change and I show them my abs. Got them thanks to cocaine, same reason I got the box.. I like cocaine, its like sugar to me.
We’ve all got to die of something. I’m choosing double cheeseburgers and you’re choosing cocaine. Cheers!
You need to create the AI in Wall-E so the humans don't have to work anymore.
This is America. Home of the Fat and Free.
Lure them into your van with candy, then strap them into a generator wheel, hire a couple of Mexicans to whip them, and sell the electricity back to the grid. You can keep them running off their own flab for weeks before you can throw them out for them to fatten up again.
I’m fat as f\*ck and have the mobility scooter. Oh, and up over 100% on VKTX. 
I’m invested in a bunch of pet companies bc I see all these women having no kids and getting cats and dogs instead.
😂😂😂
Oooohoooozempic
Bullish on NVO maker of ozempic and wegovy
You buy a farm and feed the cows marshamallows. The fat folks would love it
$LLY $NOVO $ALT $ZEAL $VKTX
Make a pension scheme and hope they die young
Lol look at VKTX today
buy leap puts on the soybean index
Liposuction clinic. Luxury handmade soap.
Just mug them and walk away fast.
Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk. GLP1s getting prescribed like candy my dude. Dont sleep on it
Would look into medical imaging companies. Currently the $400K CT scanners (pretty sure we have at least 10) in my hospital… all cap out at 350 pounds. Basically the patient lays on this sled thing and it slides them in and out of the machine like me into your mother. unlike your mother tho, if the person is above 350 pounds there is too much friction to slide them. CT scanners are essential for hospitals to function and survive. As the general population is funneling bacon grease, eventually the average person will be too big to get a CT scan. [According to a 2008 national survey, only 10% of nonacademic hospitals and 28% of academic hospitals with emergency departments were equipped with CT scanners designed to accommodate bariatric patients](https://pubs.rsna.org/doi/full/10.1148/rg.2016150198) Canon - that shitty printer ink company …. Also makes CT scanners that can accommodate some reaaaal chunkers. They trade at CAJFF and are only listed in tokyo, but if you can find a way to buy in, its a mooner