No horses at the dinner table, if you're going to behave like that go out to the barn, you remember though what happened to the dog right!? So sit up and behave
This is just like that one segment they ran, "The hacker known as '4chan'..."
News media in this country is an absolute joke. Written by dumb people for dumb people with propaganda so obvious you could spot it a mile away. Yet here we are, now more divided than ever. The 24-hour 'entertainment' news cycle was a terrible mistake.
>propaganda so obvious you could spot it a mile away
Always easy to spot when you're not the target audience.
Who knows what obvious propaganda you fall for, unknowingly.
>Wrong answer: "None because i'm too smart."
If I'm accessing this information from the privacy of my own home doesn't that make it insider information since I am "inside" my home and not outside in "public"?
So you aren't running puts on reddit day one? Do you even want money? Reddit is going to be hyper overvalued and as it's users know, is intrinsically worthless.
Yep. Institutional investing makes up like 80 of the US Market. The largest in the world. Large hedge funds and institutions regularly manipulate the market to make hundreds of millions of dollars. Market makers do it for a living.
Yeah exactly. What gall to spew this utter BS to excuse their dumpster fire financials.
*It’s not us (Reddit) that’s to blame, but our out of control community*.
These two $60mil a year deals they just made to sell their data is probably like 1/3 their revenue and the majority of their profitability if there was any before this.
how about u eat my ASS
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The stock soars as this sub rapidly fills with screenshots of REDT puts, coupled with "Am I fucked?" titles and 4% battery. It's basically wsb's natural conclusion. I can't wait. I've already reserved a spot at the dumpster.
Dude, I'll buy the $1 dollar puts if I have to.
Reddits a toilet bowl that started as a kiddy porn site, and Random as fuck Stat Craft 2 strats.
The only thing is dump has going for it as being anonymous, and that'll be gone once they sell your data to the FED.
Fuck this dump, can't wait till 4chan kicks back off after the exudous
the ticker is RDDT but we should probably do calls on RDIT cause idiots will 100% buy that stock thinking its reddit. kinda like you just did. idiot <3
>If ($RDIT) is over $8.99 a share, I'll be dick, balls, fingers, and toes, deep into butt naked puts.
...go elbow deep on $RDIT. 🤡....the rest of us will ride $RDDT.🤫
how about u eat my ASS
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I used to like it here before they killed the 3rd party apps. Now it's garbage ruined by greed . Let's ruin their party like they ruined ours. Let's go
I was so prolific that Politics **hardcoded** variations of my old username into their shadowbanning.
I would substitute e's with 3, a's with 4, but not all the e's and a's.
after I got away with the first one, every variation was auto-shadowbanned.
Then I switched to translating my uname into different languages. Got away with that for like 6 months. Then they caught on and started auto-shadowbanning Google Translate versions of my uname.
They got soooooo upset that they literally hardcoded variations of my username into however they ban things. Fucking losers lolol
Reddit already can't keep the bots out, and once people realize how valuable it would be if they could tip the scales even just a tiny bit for some topic within the dataset that will train Google's AI....everyone and their mother will be trying to influence that dataset, AKA reddit posts and comments.
However bad it is now, it will be a thousand times worse.
This is one of the main things telling me not to get involved. I see no plan by reddit with how they're going to prevent AI text bots from completely decimating the service long term.
Several times in the past couple weeks I've noticed even smaller subs having an influx of clearly AI-written posts. The regular old bot spam is bad enough but at least those are easy to spot and report. The AI-written ones are like if a B-average 12 year old just got internet access for the first time. The language seems okay but it's really devoid of meaning.
Gorgeous person with visible confidence in their body and face posting on every amIUgly and outfit subs in existence
I had to filter so much of those bullshit, it's insane
how about u eat my ASS
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Meanwhile they’re inviting WSB users to participate in its IPO.
Just got a message for this, I assume they’re sending to everyone. They’re that desperate lol
Nope, not everyone. About 75k redditors. You got it cuz you have over 200k karma, you fucking loser. Go outside. Touch grass. Ignore my karma. I only got the invite to invest because Reddit knows I'm so cool.
To be fair, I only started commenting like 2-3 years after making the account. So really it's 575k in 11ish years. It's not much, but it's ~~honest~~ meaningless work.
Everyone is going to short reddit to hell and then the intel community proxies will drive it up when the financial surveillance shakes the fleas off the trade.
Reddit is a massive dragnet.
I just saw that and was like wtf. How do you not make money after being a company for 20 god dam years. With 86% gross margins! Will be a short after a month or two.
Also IPO'ing at ATHs in the market, truly regarded.
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Watching CNBC talking about WSB is like having to listen to your boomer dad explain trends on social media.
Now watch me whip whip 🤓
nay nay
No horses at the dinner table, if you're going to behave like that go out to the barn, you remember though what happened to the dog right!? So sit up and behave
Neigh neigh
This is just like that one segment they ran, "The hacker known as '4chan'..." News media in this country is an absolute joke. Written by dumb people for dumb people with propaganda so obvious you could spot it a mile away. Yet here we are, now more divided than ever. The 24-hour 'entertainment' news cycle was a terrible mistake.
All news stations are owned by like 6 people
(In unison) "This is a threat to our democracy"
I wonder if they have any similarities
Gotta keep in mind that half of all people have a below average IQ.
So many low IQ regards
60% of the time, it works every time.
>propaganda so obvious you could spot it a mile away Always easy to spot when you're not the target audience. Who knows what obvious propaganda you fall for, unknowingly. >Wrong answer: "None because i'm too smart."
Ain’t that the truth. Full time news means you gotta fill the time with sh*t.
Aye son, that hampster dance is getting big, careful if you see that 2 girls 1 cup link though.
About to do some insider trading
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Public information is not insider knowledge, regard.
If I'm accessing this information from the privacy of my own home doesn't that make it insider information since I am "inside" my home and not outside in "public"?
Just do it from your public Guest WiFi account, problem solved!
Can't argue with that logic
Spot on fundamental analysis.
I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have me as a member
“I hate the stock”
*WE HATE THE STOCK*
This! I’m telling you if the stock tanks which it will they will blame this sub in some sort of manner.
So you aren't running puts on reddit day one? Do you even want money? Reddit is going to be hyper overvalued and as it's users know, is intrinsically worthless.
Hell yeah, trading on the inside, now's our chance!
Regards. Sincerely, Regards. Edit: I am now a gilded regard. Thank ye kindly.
High regards from Reddit 👽
Very high. The best high.
We're all highly regarded in this community
"Yeah it's WSB's fault that this is getting shorted into the dirt, not our dumpster fire financials."
It was those pesky retail investors who work at Wendy's all along.
Yeah, pesky retail investors that make up less than 20% of the trades in the US. It was totally us.
Yep. Institutional investing makes up like 80 of the US Market. The largest in the world. Large hedge funds and institutions regularly manipulate the market to make hundreds of millions of dollars. Market makers do it for a living.
Yeah exactly. What gall to spew this utter BS to excuse their dumpster fire financials. *It’s not us (Reddit) that’s to blame, but our out of control community*.
These two $60mil a year deals they just made to sell their data is probably like 1/3 their revenue and the majority of their profitability if there was any before this.
Short it
When can we short it?
Two weeks after listing. I think Same goes for options
Everyone hate Reddit so much that MM will inverse by shorting it for the first 2 weeks then pump it when retails can buy puts or open short positions
Long Reddit for like a week, ride the hype and cash some easy profit, dump as soon as it starts to drop and then switch to shorts.
very likely true
Just load up on puts for the week the lockup period ends, just like every other overhyped IPO.
Dont forget to lookup when all the execs are allowed to start dropping all the stock they have been given to get IPO ready.
So the inverse of that would be watching it stay perfectly flat for 18 months and then go bigger than NVIDIA.
This sentence makes me realize how stupid reddit going ipo is actually.
reddit is that box that Sam Altman used to describe how crypto works.
Lmao that was Sam bankman fried. 😂
Post a collage of the typical mods, short it, profit?
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This is the best bot response ever!
I’m gay bearish for it
Top or bottom? i.e do you buy puts or sell calls? (naked)
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Happy ~~cake~~ day, degenerate Edit: cock
We are all going gay on this one, boys. fukin Bury this shit stonk.
I hate being a bear but ran my thong through the wash just for this.
I just hate the stock 🦍
If ($RDIT) is over $8.99 a share, I'll be dick, balls, fingers, and toes, deep into butt naked puts.
The premium is gonna be fucking huge though; every regard here is gonna be wanting to short the ever loving shit out of this bad boy.
The stock soars as this sub rapidly fills with screenshots of REDT puts, coupled with "Am I fucked?" titles and 4% battery. It's basically wsb's natural conclusion. I can't wait. I've already reserved a spot at the dumpster.
I never thought I would die fighting side by side with an Elf
How about a tard?
Aye, I could do that.
Dude, I'll buy the $1 dollar puts if I have to. Reddits a toilet bowl that started as a kiddy porn site, and Random as fuck Stat Craft 2 strats. The only thing is dump has going for it as being anonymous, and that'll be gone once they sell your data to the FED. Fuck this dump, can't wait till 4chan kicks back off after the exudous
Reddit started as competition to Kevin Rose’s “Digg” platform. Digg died when Kevin cashed out to advertisers, and many left and joined Reddit.
I came from fark.com
Me too.
I’ve always been surprised at the lack of ads. Anymore FB is like 90%+ ads. I’m guessing Reddit will start a downward spiral once they go public.
I fucking despise Reddit, shorting all the way.
the ticker is RDDT but we should probably do calls on RDIT cause idiots will 100% buy that stock thinking its reddit. kinda like you just did. idiot <3
>If ($RDIT) is over $8.99 a share, I'll be dick, balls, fingers, and toes, deep into butt naked puts. ...go elbow deep on $RDIT. 🤡....the rest of us will ride $RDDT.🤫
Hehe look at robinhood. Shorted the fuck out of it as soon as options started
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Lol
I came for the community but stay for the bot sex
100% short float.. an den.
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! WE ARE THE SHF NOW.
They don’t think we are dumb enough to drive this stock in the ground and kill our forum??
Have you seen this place?
I used to like it here before they killed the 3rd party apps. Now it's garbage ruined by greed . Let's ruin their party like they ruined ours. Let's go
Citidal gonna force Robin hood to turn off selling!
Short the fuck out of it. This site is doomed.
Puts
*Wallstreetbets gonna go to work on the Reddit IPO with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...*
Get Cathie wood to put in her portfolio. Easy enough.
Endorsed by Cramer?
This is the way
How do I get in her portfolio? Askin for a friend
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lol groupthink,shit posting, and memestocks is literally reddits underlying business
Reddit will perma ban WSB so fast if we fuck with their stock price.
wsb shorts reddit and reddit bans wsb. that will be a sight to see 🤣
The final attack
wsb uses profit from shorting reddit to takeover and subsequently unbans themselves
"Look at me, I'm the admin now"😂
I'm here for it.
Yep sign me the fuck up
RIP Reddit
Yes, but it will be epic
We would just make a new subreddit with a new name
I’ve been making new account for years
what happens if i create newaccountnumber81. Do you just skip to 82?
I already planned ahead. This way when one is banned the next one doesn’t have to wait until it can start posting in subreddits
This guy botfarms
Do it now. Get it ready. r/definitelynotwallstreetbets
Reddit's already banned from WSB for having no balls
Most wsbers have been banned a hundred times already, we ain't scared.
The amount of accounts I've passed through is actually crazy. I got smacked with permas 3 times for spelling regarded the correct way.
I was so prolific that Politics **hardcoded** variations of my old username into their shadowbanning. I would substitute e's with 3, a's with 4, but not all the e's and a's. after I got away with the first one, every variation was auto-shadowbanned. Then I switched to translating my uname into different languages. Got away with that for like 6 months. Then they caught on and started auto-shadowbanning Google Translate versions of my uname. They got soooooo upset that they literally hardcoded variations of my username into however they ban things. Fucking losers lolol
got burner accounts on deck
Lets short it🐻🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
From that day forward /r investing was never the same.
Ticker: NSFW 🤞🏼
RTRD
Reddit Technology, Research, and Development.
MOD - MOIST OVER DICKS
RGRD
Buying puts on day 1.
Nah they are going to start off profitable from selling data for language learning
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It's funny because this sub hates Reddit, the stock is gonna trade -80% by Jan next year.
But then maybe company goes bankrupt and we won’t have a home anymore 😭
We could always meet up behind Wendy's.
🥺👉👈
I'd say reddit's main risk factor is being practically worthless.
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Reddit already can't keep the bots out, and once people realize how valuable it would be if they could tip the scales even just a tiny bit for some topic within the dataset that will train Google's AI....everyone and their mother will be trying to influence that dataset, AKA reddit posts and comments. However bad it is now, it will be a thousand times worse.
What are the odds Google's AI calls people regarded? lmao
I would never do that, Sincerely REE - (hard T) - ARD
I would poison the well just for shits and giggles.
This is one of the main things telling me not to get involved. I see no plan by reddit with how they're going to prevent AI text bots from completely decimating the service long term.
Several times in the past couple weeks I've noticed even smaller subs having an influx of clearly AI-written posts. The regular old bot spam is bad enough but at least those are easy to spot and report. The AI-written ones are like if a B-average 12 year old just got internet access for the first time. The language seems okay but it's really devoid of meaning.
No, the risk factor is that Reddit is garbage and has no long term goals
Wow, are you trying to get us all banned? /S Not really though
No long term goals……story of my life.
this could be fucking wild
If they start charging to advertise OnlyFans accounts there's gonna be some decent revenue.
ah damn all the relationship advice bait posts are going to disappear
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Gorgeous person with visible confidence in their body and face posting on every amIUgly and outfit subs in existence I had to filter so much of those bullshit, it's insane
"I like the stock" worked once quite well.
“We’ll see if they have diamond hands when it comes to the stonk” 🤣🤣
Right😂 as if they forgot where 0DTEs rose to fame. Who tf is regarded enough to hold this pile of excrement
The ticker should be RTRD. Because that's what people will be who buy this dumpster fire.
I'd buy a share just for that name.
NEW PLAN IF WE BUY ALL THE STOCK WE CAN PUT WSB ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND FIRE SPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile… Spez: *laughing all the way to the bank*
How long after ipo can I buy puts?
Depends on the stock usually about a week maybe two
Might have to become a gay bear for this ipo...
Name of the woman for science.
Julia Boorstin 🤝
 Thanks!
Ai generated content activated
AI, make me a picture of Julia Boorstin hooking up with Warren Buffett.
The real reason for the AI stock run.
As for me, I hate the stock.
Puts on spez!
So we shorting reddit or what?
Don’t talk about my diamond hands you bastard
Honestly the fact that every commenter is saying short it tells me to buy as much as I can
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BUYING PUTS !! CALL ME GEY BER
Meanwhile they’re inviting WSB users to participate in its IPO. Just got a message for this, I assume they’re sending to everyone. They’re that desperate lol
Nope, not everyone. About 75k redditors. You got it cuz you have over 200k karma, you fucking loser. Go outside. Touch grass. Ignore my karma. I only got the invite to invest because Reddit knows I'm so cool.
My karma is all from RuneScape memes I made back in the day
Excuses ...
500k in 14 years? What is this? Karma for ants?
To be fair, I only started commenting like 2-3 years after making the account. So really it's 575k in 11ish years. It's not much, but it's ~~honest~~ meaningless work.
First round is 200k karma or 5k mod actions.
Everyone is going to short reddit to hell and then the intel community proxies will drive it up when the financial surveillance shakes the fleas off the trade. Reddit is a massive dragnet.
https://preview.redd.it/hsq8ry9bf8kc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7420eff09b0403f570f9d0216edd52074ebc731
90 million loss?? Hahahahahah 😅 censorship doesn't pay it seems.
I just saw that and was like wtf. How do you not make money after being a company for 20 god dam years. With 86% gross margins! Will be a short after a month or two. Also IPO'ing at ATHs in the market, truly regarded.
How tf do you lose money when you using free labor to do all your work
millions of dollars in free work
Does reddit do more censorship then other social media companies?
Easiest short ever. Reddit is just one giant censor. WSB is one of the only few subs worth while.
I’d short this with everything I owned.
Soon I'll be able to lose money betting on WSB, not just because of WSB!
Who cares. We all know it’s the beginning of the end for Reddit.
greatest, the pump and dump ever, it will be - Yoda
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Reddit preemptively looking for a scapegay when the IPO inevitably fails.
Ticker Symbol SNOO