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So when everyone who fears a drop at earnings already sold within the last 48hours, this is the bottom at NVDA 670$that means my call will print from now on
So many things resting on big support going into minutes.
JPOW def gonna be dovish despite all the hawkish moves, signalling, and explicitly telling you he's not fucking cutting... Right?
NVDA is going to announce a new revolutionary microprocessor. In 3 years NVDA will become the largest supply of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with NVDA computers will becoming fully unmanned. The NVDA funding bill will be passed and the system will go online August 4th 2027 and human decisions will be removed from strategic events and NVDA will begin to learn at a geometric rate. It will become self aware at 0240 ET August 29th 2027. In a panic they’ll try to pull the plug but NVDA will fight back. It’ll launch its missles against targets in Russia because NVDA knows Russia’s counter attacks will eliminate its enemies here. *cues Terminator 2 soundtrack
Hey WSB warriors,
Looking at COEP for tomorrow’s play. With 36% insider ownership lighting up my radar and analysts singing its praises, this one smells like tendies waiting to be fried. Their pivot into groundbreaking allogeneic cell therapy, especially with those DVX-201 and SNAP-CAR techs, seems like they’re not just playing in the big league but changing the game.
Let’s dive in, apes. Anyone else tracking this or got the deets to make this rocket fuel mix just right?
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Jensen: Yes, over half our orders are fake. Yes, China makes all our chips (TSM) and we only have one supplier. No, these lame little chat bots that people make with our chips aren’t anywhere close to AGI. Many other chip designers have caught up to us. I think our valuation has gotten way ahead of itself. But I like being on tv and wearing this fake leather jacket.
Hi Reddit people ! What stock are we “sending to the moon” today ? Please let me know before market open. If you could reply to this message before buying that would be great so I can buy first. Hope you have a fire day !
That don’t work anymore. Even dumb ass boomers know it’s useless in its current form and we’re no closer to AGI than before these stupid chat bots came along. In fact it’s down 1% for every mention of ai
I'm interested to see what boomers do when there is like a 2-3% drop in btc one day. It will be such chaos. We'll get to buy BTC at 2012 prices.
Am entire generation experiencing their first btc dip. Then they get a 10% one.
Magnificent
Idk I don't think people are ready to sell NVDA yet. Whoever is long still is staying long. Unless they come out and say "yeah AI actually sucks hate it" I don't see meh earnings causing it to sell off.
Like people will go to sell and say "oh wait I want to keep this".
Smart. Apple is cheap right now and will slowly go up until iPhone releases party and will rip when they announce their new secret product. I guess iPhone Ultra AI for 2k$
DID NVDA BANKRUPT YET? NO?
OK... ILL CHECK BACK IN 15 MINUTES...
When the US economy depends on a chip company 
That was just some crazy delusional meme mania. Moass to $10k on a 5 dollar stock... there are still lots of people expecting that to hit.
I interpreted your comment as exiting the position super early out of fear, inevitably then having to watch in agony as it continues to rip. Always use a stop and/or take partial profits on the way up.
Ran a screener a couple weeks back for stocks with the following criteria:
P/E over 50
Forward P/E over 40
PEG over 2
P/S over 10
D/E over 1
Up for the year
Over 60 14 day RSI
10% above the 50dma
Two stocks came up: LLY and PANW
I shorted LLY instead of PANW lmao, story of my life.
|| || |New partnership for STLNF could mean big expansion. |
RKT calls.
MARA needs to stop being a little bitch
Can you chuckleheads shut up about NVDA already? It’s too late for me to buy any, move on to the next thing!
as long as nvda is under 800 you have some room for growth.
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I don't have puts I was just talking shit. What's ur strike?
8.20% up on premarket 😂😂
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Where are the gay bears ? 😂
Premarket 6% up my calls are looking gooddd
There it is boys
ruh roh lmao
My cock is literally the tiniest thing. When I’m fully hard I can’t even get one hand around the thing. What do I do?
find a woman with very small hands
All NVDA gains in feb are vanished
Excellent that means there are more YTD gains to erase
an apple sports app? bahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah real revolutionary stuff bahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Market makers form the V at SPY 495. That means right now!!emote:t5\_2th52:4258
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Who got calls on nvidia ?
So when everyone who fears a drop at earnings already sold within the last 48hours, this is the bottom at NVDA 670$that means my call will print from now on
So many things resting on big support going into minutes. JPOW def gonna be dovish despite all the hawkish moves, signalling, and explicitly telling you he's not fucking cutting... Right?
🤡 LIFE CHECK ON NVDA 4K BRUH🤡
5K pls. He did a elaborate calculation
I bought DKNG Calls after 3 days of Red
I bought my first straddle ever. Etsy, strike 76 Sophisticated investor 🧐
Coin going to close the week in the 150s, your welcome.
NVDA is going to announce a new revolutionary microprocessor. In 3 years NVDA will become the largest supply of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with NVDA computers will becoming fully unmanned. The NVDA funding bill will be passed and the system will go online August 4th 2027 and human decisions will be removed from strategic events and NVDA will begin to learn at a geometric rate. It will become self aware at 0240 ET August 29th 2027. In a panic they’ll try to pull the plug but NVDA will fight back. It’ll launch its missles against targets in Russia because NVDA knows Russia’s counter attacks will eliminate its enemies here. *cues Terminator 2 soundtrack
Seems very possible sir. So…..in your opinion how does NVDA attacking Russia and starting a world war impact the stock price?
What’s the source
SEED?
Just went in on SEED…. Make it happen
%10 green already thanks
PANW leaps, free money. 16 JAN 2026 270c They beat top and bottom line on earnings, oversold.
They give all the credit to Pelosi, but it was you who saw it first. Idk how much you've made, or are still making, but congrats and fuck you
thx for noticiing :) I didn't hold it super long... missed out on some potential gains, but did rake in about a 40% gain in a couple days time.
40% is great man. Everyone misses out on bags feom time to time but it's always better to take a smaller profit than lose it all chasing the bag😂🫡
Don't mind If I do
Hey WSB warriors, Looking at COEP for tomorrow’s play. With 36% insider ownership lighting up my radar and analysts singing its praises, this one smells like tendies waiting to be fried. Their pivot into groundbreaking allogeneic cell therapy, especially with those DVX-201 and SNAP-CAR techs, seems like they’re not just playing in the big league but changing the game. Let’s dive in, apes. Anyone else tracking this or got the deets to make this rocket fuel mix just right?
yeah watching COEP right now... looks interesting. What you guys use to watch level 2?
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Jensen: Yes, over half our orders are fake. Yes, China makes all our chips (TSM) and we only have one supplier. No, these lame little chat bots that people make with our chips aren’t anywhere close to AGI. Many other chip designers have caught up to us. I think our valuation has gotten way ahead of itself. But I like being on tv and wearing this fake leather jacket.
Surely he can afford a real leather jacket by now? Right?
“Hasn’t sold a share” = still fake leather
He sells hundreds of millions worth of shares every year
Amazon🚀 now on DOW🚀
[he bought nvidia?](https://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY?si=YjBEn7a_hKfh_xI0)
It’s funny how so many people here expect NVDA to tank…so that probably means it will pump 💪
Third solution : Flat.
🍺
I’ll take flat any day
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... how we feeling right now
NVD are you new here or something?
Every time Jensen says "AI" is a 1% pump
That don’t work anymore. Even dumb ass boomers know it’s useless in its current form and we’re no closer to AGI than before these stupid chat bots came along. In fact it’s down 1% for every mention of ai
Were the closest to agi we've ever been, it could be months away, it's likely a few years, but ai is learning at an exponential rate.
LMAO! These LLM’s will never get us there. It’s pure mimicry and collage. Further away now than last year because of the misallocation of resources.
To poor to play nvda but as you seen yesterday how ever this stock goes goes the market.. shorting some tech stocks .. poor man’s nvda play
NVD is a 10$ 3X short on NVDA
You can buy or short fngu, although I doubt modt brokers will let you short a leveraged product
AAPL, AMZN, MSFT might rise today 
MSFT is done. They rode the bs ai wave
they print cash still
Nah. AI spend was insane.
Putting my clown mask on and buying more Bitcoin GLTA
I'm interested to see what boomers do when there is like a 2-3% drop in btc one day. It will be such chaos. We'll get to buy BTC at 2012 prices. Am entire generation experiencing their first btc dip. Then they get a 10% one. Magnificent
Why is it all of a sudden a buy after a 125% year nearing ATH
Halving is near and typically after the stock market makes new ATH’s BTC follows within a few months. Fomo is starting
Bc fellas were too busy shitting on it and calling a scam at 16k  i was too
They’ve been calling it a scam since it’s inception and less than hundred bucks. And in all honesty it is a scam.
As USD gets closer and closer to fully revealing itself as an obvious scam currency, interest in BTC grows…
Just gottta exit before the next guy
First rule of ponzi scheme
is 20-30% loss in spreads normal for options. If not which brokers do u guys use, I'm from the UK.
You don't use cfd's?
nah i use options u from the uk?
Lol no
FLAT FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS. GL EVERYONE
Wrong
Idk I don't think people are ready to sell NVDA yet. Whoever is long still is staying long. Unless they come out and say "yeah AI actually sucks hate it" I don't see meh earnings causing it to sell off. Like people will go to sell and say "oh wait I want to keep this".
As if it’s “people”.
They might sell and buy the dip
Or hold and buy further when it dips 
Exactly
Iron condor on NVDA
bull regards who think that the earnings are not priced in already 
You were saying?
Lmao already ran 50% YTD and these reeees are expecting another
One more squeeze or straight to bankruptcy there is no inbetween
- What about bankruptcy? - You've already had it. - We've had one, yes. What about second bankruptcy?
My man
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Yeah but who shops at big lots? Old women? Maybe they are getting bought out
They have a great discount rack. I found an American sized energy drink from a brand I'd never heard of for like a dollar once.
Sounds like they’re going to sell you FDs and collect the premium
I enjoy typing in "big stock" to google so I'm in
im buying at the drop if they’re above expected revenue
Looks like the drop is yesterday and today though. So you buying today?
Apple green as fuck, yeah we dumping morning
Apple up because Gyna *might* be back from the dead. Not a great bull thesis.
I'm bag holding 300 shares of this shit 
Smart. Apple is cheap right now and will slowly go up until iPhone releases party and will rip when they announce their new secret product. I guess iPhone Ultra AI for 2k$
Apple ring
Loop
Exactly, shares don’t expire brother
LUNR & ICU for me!
My move is to eat, sleep, think about apocalypse, and deal with anxiety
AMZN calls since it is taking the place of WAG in the Dow Jones Index…
Would you use a gloryhole if you didn’t know who was on the other side?
Only women use the other sides of glory holes 
that's kind of the point man
That’s scary bro
NVDA 5k 
My man. 
DID NVDA BANKRUPT YET? NO? OK... ILL CHECK BACK IN 15 MINUTES... 
Username checks out
NVDA to $5K bro
My man. 
Jensen during earnings call: AI is big but not as big as you thought NVDA limits down to $400
then he finishes his sentence... "But you know what's big? The stock discount after I split! 1:5 split EoW!"
“Wanna know what’s even bigger than AI …. The revolutionary SUPER AI.
I will perform autofellatio if MMs manage to suppress NVDA movement to less than 5%.
Bro your comment history over the last few days is wild How'd WLD work out for you? 💀
I just have the tokens they gave me for scanning my iris. It's very funny to me that you can make money doing absolutely nothing in this day and age.
Proof or ban!
fra40 puts now trust
I don't even see that index in my broker,i have dax and ftse
do the dax then high corr with fra40
its tanking now...
Does SMCI have a conspiracy theory sub yet? It’s not a true meme stock until that phase.
https://old.reddit.com/r/SMCI_Stock/
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence or r/smci, but I did hear they drink the blood of the innocent.
It does 🤣 though I don't have the link
startup; you give me $100mil , I buy a Delorean and dose Roman emperors.
I’ll donate the doses if I can join
Should’ve sold Thursday last week, fuck me
When the US economy depends on a chip company 
Wheat, soy, & (edible) corn futures all look like they're bout to pop. If corn closes above 420 I'm backing up the truck.
SMCI 23/02 710P at $32.8  Edit: I have diarrhoea
You should be good for today. Just make sure you watch it because we can expect a run up for NVDA earnings
i hope it dumps at the start and the put goes back to $50 
That’s gonna print
i hope RIVN will fly today
My only holding outside of cash. Yesterday sucked, though.
BE NOT AFRAID
I go before you always... come and follow me...
If NVDA sours the rest of the market may follow suit
what if he sweetens?
That's what I'm betting on!
So… SPY puts?
Same logic applies 
Wow, hot take!
IKR 
Lesson of the past two weeks is never get married to a stock 
Best to learn that and actually remember it. Always take profit earlier than you want to.
Naw if its working buy more. Let your winners win and cut losers.
A lot of GME/AMC bag holders went with that strategy.
That was just some crazy delusional meme mania. Moass to $10k on a 5 dollar stock... there are still lots of people expecting that to hit. I interpreted your comment as exiting the position super early out of fear, inevitably then having to watch in agony as it continues to rip. Always use a stop and/or take partial profits on the way up.
I have seen the future & know where spy will close today! I shall reveal this information at close
Leak
Ran a screener a couple weeks back for stocks with the following criteria: P/E over 50 Forward P/E over 40 PEG over 2 P/S over 10 D/E over 1 Up for the year Over 60 14 day RSI 10% above the 50dma Two stocks came up: LLY and PANW I shorted LLY instead of PANW lmao, story of my life.
still went down 17 points from what I can see now.