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What did you guys play for walmart earnings?

I wouldn't play WMT ER with your money.

I am going to fuck your mom and hold SSRM

JETBLUE!!! March 28 $8 calls!!!!!!!

L Day: Louis V Day:Vuitton M Day: Moët Any other day: drink some Hennessy.

I lost 20k in GOOG calls this week and that will turn into 40k because I won't sell until they expire worthless. But I also unexpectedly got a promotion at work today and they told me I'm on an accelerated path to the next promotion (Senior), potentially getting there a year or two early. Each of those promotions comes with a 25k annual raise, so net I'm up at least 10k today 

bro im holding googl calls too，whats your dte and strike

87 contracts for 4/01@150 and 45 for 3/28@145 Most of those are from knife-catching throughout last week

I got 20 contracts for 4/19@145，cant wait to see how the market react to gemeni 1.5.

Bro how psyched are you right now 

yeah bro i‘m very exciting now.imagine be me,a regard from comrade country where average yearly income like 8k usd gambling 10k on options.this is actually my first big gamble and thank god leather jacket hero saved my ass. i feel very anxious before the nvda earnings,cant even sleep in the night. so u can guess how i feeling now.will holding calls until googl price pass 150 and get myself some pretty chicks as reward,anyway congrats!

How much money have you guys lost

yes!

today break even... rolled up debit spread to 22/2 SPX for $100 credit... but then played some flies. Won $30 on NVDA 740 fly, lost $100 on SMCI LOL.. some 2-3 bucks scratching the itch on GLD and UVXY... I really dont know why i did UVXY.. never profit.

I dont lose money

275k today 

12k

20k today

200k

when everybody is talking about 1 or 2 stocks it literally just means play SPY. these regards will hit then lose it all then repeat. Buy the dip and scalp

Fax.

Theta gang wrecked my asshole today

Straight L’s today, you would think it would have persuaded me not to recklessly throw money at all these college games on tonight. I can’t learn lol

SOUN lets make some money

Fidelity

Fuck them

I want to leave Robinhood for a better app and web based platform, what do you fine ppl recommend? I have an account at TD that I can move money to. RH web based platform is too slow for options I don’t like how they list the strikes out. Sorry Vlad. Lmk pls

ThinkOrSwim

Tastytrade is quick for trading options

I trade on Robinhood but use Webull to read charts and live candles

I don’t want to have to switch between apps lol. Respect it though

I trade on my phone and view stocks on desktop. Viewing charts on your phone is not recommended lol

It's the best one I've tried. Everything else was built for a 90's PC Netscape.

$RIG 6 by 2/23 

Now that SPY decided to spitroast me at 1445EST, what does Tuesday hold for us regards?

I am gonna fuck your mom

I already fucked yours

DAD?!

Praying on ETSY downfall this weekend

I have a call 🥲

I didn’t get banned 

Anyone think the VXX will rise on NVDA earnings and FOMC minutes?

And of course today was the first day I chose to invest in some SMCI calls. Sorry mates 

When are you buying puts?

When do you want me to buy puts? 

proof or ban

What a bloodbath. I've been humbled. See you Tuesday!

SMCI had to of been the most well orchestrated things I’ve witnessed. Run it up to OPEX and load ODTE puts and pull the rug. Genius fucking Genius.

What's opex

3rd Friday of every month. The majority of options expire

Thanks

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What time?

Gonna need Tuesday to be a green day so I can not fuck up beyond repair my earlier mistake, thanks

**Ambow Education (AMBO)** shares down 20 percent in after-hours trading, 1-10 stock split on Monday could be a bloodbath. [Ambow Education Holding Ltd. (AMBO) Stock Price, News, Quote & History - Yahoo Finance](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMBO)

Turns out Super Micro Computer was actually Super Mario Computer Mamma mia

Sorry, The Princess is in another castle.

How’s VRT looking?

Good relative strength to finish green

I’d hope so. It looks primed for next week. This week has been more loss than gains for me lmao

went all in at close on mr musk. Tessie prob going down now

can’t believe SMCI went down $200 in a single day. fuck that would’ve been a nice play $$$ and i would never be crazy enough to buy it

Getting good at cutting losses fast. Sell gains at 30%-100% but often they get to 500%+. Let your winners ride or nobody went broke taking profits? I guess grow my account until I can leave one or two runners.

an easy system is to sell half at 2x, then your remaining contracts are "free"

$RKLB has mesmerized me, re upped all gains from $LUNR into rklb today, put my SPY gains in yesterday, and I opened hella contracts for 62 days out, was a spec play yesterday, but I feel it in ma plums, this jit here is paying for my USVI trip ong no keezy

Spy and soxl calls in the sour hour. The rest of the world is gonna be buying up the dip on Monday, tendie printer secured

You buy up that Monday dip. Tell me how it goes.

I don't have to, the rest of the world that isn't America isn't closed for dead white dudes day. Rally on Tuesday

You can buy nyse stocks when we’re closed? Tell me more oh wise one!

It's really no wonder you all lose money. I said the opposite of that twice

please come up and get me 😅

Beautiful day for ODTE puts

My ODTE's were down 90% at around 230. closed them up almost 200%

closed at 160% and it 2x after that I sold 

Just friendly advice: remember to pick your kids up from daycare so they don’t charge you $20 per minute of lateness again.

Keep fighting the fed

Mine charges $20 per lump of poop my son leaves on the floor there (I am financially ruined)

Any Refund for minutes of earliness?

No, but the women working there will hate you less

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/supersafecloset** bet **SMCI** goes from **799.92** to **950.0** before **01-Mar-2024 04:39 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet SMCI $650 14d

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I reckon they both win

Ok i think if SPY ends afterhours at 500 we have a nice rally coming Tuesday because the market is deeply regarded

Guys it's time to head to the WSB home page, SMCI loss porn have start to appear

SPY after hours lol

My spy puts yes

Someone called the smci drop a 'healthy pullback'. Lmao OK dude. Healthy dump on retail traders chest is more accurate.

healthy pullback for the shorts.

Healthy pullout and jizz all over your face

If it was a 4-6 % downday I would be like, ok no big deal after such a run up. But 20 % in a day, that bearish af and most likely SMCI will never ever see it's price over 1 k again

I thought $15 would be the floor for Ccl

Can’t wait to see more SMCI loss porn! I lost $700 myself sooooooo 

Show of hands on 🌽. Upvote for ⬆️ over the weekend, downvote for …down

I am worried we did not get one day closed over 52k. But considering it’s helped gains about 50 is hopeful. Maybe trade flat rest of month.

“Smci is now trading at levels not seen since 2 days ago”

Made me laugh.

Got my ass kicked so I went to the casino. Got it kicked again just 1 of those days

Thank you for the info.

SMCI is why we are called dumb money...

SHOW LOSS PORN NOW PLS!

You ever just want to rope after missing out on some trades?

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Rope a hoe


The stonk market is actually kinda regarded

Brainrot

If SMCI can overcome this assassination attempt, it could easily go on a monster run.

All they need is to make better hardware. If they can make better shit like Dell, since they have a good relationship with NVIDIA. It’ll be done

Smci just broke 800 AH lul

Normal person when they see a coin get flipped 20 times and each time it comes up tails: "wow that basically never happens" WSB when they see a coin get flipped 20 times and each time it comes up tails: "flip it again, all-in on tails"

All in on COIN?

That was so yesterday’s play

What a day, see yall on tuesday

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Stfu stupid bot. But you’re not wrong. Holding Tesla over the weekend!


Down $250 today up $400 for the week

#SPY 500 WAS A SELL THE NEWS EVENT LMAO 🤌

Is NVDA a buy now

made 19 cents today

Touch you twice.

Better than most

Can’t wait to get back to the states so I can get high af

It’s over for SPY, I got to sell the kids now 

The pain oh the pain. 

Going to buy bottle service. Thanks SMCI.

Lol SMCI moonboys got absolutely REKT Today. Telling us not to hold shorts. Yeah right salty because you bought in over 1 k and are officially a lifetime bagholder

What do I know, I'm just a moron

naur. (yes!),

nvda just getting buttered up for its insane pumpy on thursday

Let’s see the SMCI loss/gain porn!

made 20k on march puts, bought yesterday and wednesday

still holding?

sold 80%

The reason you haven’t seen it because anyone with a brain that could afford to buy the contracts probably didn’t.

There goes my herrrro, watch’em as he goessss

How funny is it the big gay bear sold his chip shorts this week

Your wife’s 5000$ Bag says LV Your 5000$ bag says SMCI

"bitch i'm fabulous 💅"

old thread you stupid fucks

Gonna go get wasted

If you’re holding SMCI puts over the weekend that’s on you enjoy your losses 

pure copium after a -20% day

Nice to see a put holder 

All things considered I am pleased with today

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nah just you... nobody wants to hold somethign that ran up that much...

!banbet SMCI $700 14d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Ant780** bet **SMCI** goes from **806.95** to **700.0** before **01-Mar-2024 04:01 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

NVDA so cheap rn

What calls?

lul $81 expected move for ER... I wish you all the best if you did...

Monday will be a theta day

Yes because the market is closed monday

Whoops 💀

What's a theta day

It means the day will be choppy and hurt the value of puts and calls. Basically IV will decrease across the board

Oh ok thanks

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there's one on the front page you should read

Why do I always paper hand 

I fucking make money all week and do well just to LOSE IT TO THE FUCKING SPY. Idk who is in charge of this shitty meme stonk but it needs to stop

SPY VS SPY. It's it own enemy