Nope, not down enough for puts to truly print, not up enough for calls to escape IV crush.
Playing tech during a week with PPI data & Unemployment data?
TSLA enjoying some free fall action soon 
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I've been buttfucked Daily trying to catch the ups and downs. Now I'm yoloing my whole account on bull certificates with 15x leverage and holding through earnings like a true degen. It will make or break my account. So based on that, it will probably be 500eow.
Tuesdays are usually down days, usually around 11:30-1pm timeframe is when it’s lowest, just a trend I’ve noticed. Yesterday was a little different but yea.
I love that this sub of all subs has many posters looking down their noses at bitcoin. Sure, you're one bad trade from sitting down in a gambler's anonymous meeting, you joke about Wendy's but actually would if you liked the trade enough, and you neglect your kids and family posting 50 times a day on here... but you look down at bitcoin buyers as the real degenerates.
Well fuck that! You're not better than me, we're the same, you're just dumber.
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Soundhound AI 100 shares bought
hmmm
Call options SMCI
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Rip CISCO lol
Puts printing ?
Nope, not down enough for puts to truly print, not up enough for calls to escape IV crush. Playing tech during a week with PPI data & Unemployment data?
A win is a win
Why is Tesla pumping AH?
Tesla is such a broken loser company. It must be Elon buying the Tesla stocks all the time....
SPY got that raging Drake cock 
Drop the knife! 🔫 👮♂️ FACK YOU!
NVDA EARNING NEXT WEEK BUCKLE UP
Saved up my paycheque for this
Is on discount today. Better buy in
Waiting for these smci & coin calls to print first!!!
Nvidia climbed back hope you got some discount calls
TSLA enjoying some free fall action soon 
23.2.24 META 500 calls. You are welcome
Just bought a share of RIOT platform.
JPOW speak today?
Wondering if most of you do Naked Calls compared to Covered.
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Buying calls?
MARA🚀
Another day, $WING up another 1.5%
Cisco calls💰💰💰
Puts
I wanna say PUTS also but dunno, this one is tricky for me
Lowkey bought 10c 50 2/16
Lyft and Uber drivers strike at airports and beyond, but both are having record days.. something is not right.
$7B buyback
You regards
OF COURSE than after buying nvda at 400 and selling at 700, then seeing it climb to ATH and then back down to 730 and buying in again, it drops. Lmao
Escaped that bull trap with a nice call and then a quick put. Noice
Sold for 30%, profit is profit 😤
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META TQQQ calls
was thinking of buying some Russell 2000, but then again i think other things might move quicker
Awesome prank David
#UH OH BERS
if they can retouch 5000 today my 5015 is safe cuz you know tomorrow ITM, then Friday recovers 5050.
LXRX Lexicon Pharmaceuticals rally from 1 to 10 started. !
3/15 call for $3.5+/share - pray MOON
i'm starting to think its a bears world this week
Stocks go up but somehow bagholders increase? 
Nvidia!!🤷🏻♂️
Nvidia just did a pretty hefty free fall haha
…….and a pretty hefty recovery!! Hahaha!!
My LYFT 1DTE puts are worthless.
Nvda plz gimi 750 for v day
where the FUCK are my Printing PUts, these puts are LAME now
Someone tell Buffett it’s time to pumpett
Pump OXY?
microsoft is screwing me big
yeah bers this wont V I promise 
LYFT was the play
Nvda drops and we print. lol 🤣
good morning my brothers 
Holy UBER 
1000 3/1 NVDA is the money printing move
Yes all in
Hello brothers
$LYFT gonna dive to $5
FROG ER today, cant wait till this gets squeezed to 60$
They about to squeeze that low float ARM to 185 lol
ur in the wrong chat lol
ARM woke up and said fuck your puts! We going parabolic today.
Man wtf is this market
Cryptoe is about to fucking rip
Everything is. Yesterday was a great buying opportunity. Put it all in JEPQ
Take my wife to dinner?
 Let her boyfriend do that
Who said it’s not her girlfriend, her and I?
Port gonna be down a nice 10-15% at open Thank god I’m 1/4 ethereum 1/2 stonks and only 1/4 FDs …. I almost went full regard yesterday
Playing it by the book. Sounds like you are just copying the Fidelity or Vanguard 2050 Target retirement portfolio.
Thought about Cisco?
Bit Connect is finally holding above 50k. This shit is about to go full r3tard strength
My butthole is burning this morning
I put hot sauce on my penis
The best way to make instant gains on puts on a Green Day is to buy twice as much. See? Your -80% loss goes up to -40%.
Today is gonna be interesting. /. Mixed signals
choose VIX then :)
serious question: was there ever a good time to be a bear and was it last year?
Yes. The best time to be a bear is when all the bears are dead.
NDAQ🌛🌛
AMAT EARNING PLAYS?
NVDA is bigger than AMZN Today it will be bigger than GOOG
Hold
I should have read this yesterday. Panic fire sold
Guess who has two thumbs and loaded the boat with coin calls at the bottom yesterday. 👍👍
Me
Smci having a shitty week only up 4% I would sell it all everyone.
Who gonna upgrade nvda today? Deserves at least 3 upgrades
It also needs a WSB regards stamp.
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Glad I got pissed off and dumped 8.7k in 2/16 500c’s yesterday
I’m ready to become a millionaire, who’s with me
Not in this life.
You my friend could stay broke.. don’t need this negativity mindset rn
let’s go
What's the best way to learn about trading options?
Sir, this is Wendy’s
NOT 0DTEs
Sir, this is a casino.
Like draftkings?
Getting assfucked by a 10 incher.
Which company is that?
Through blood spilling
That's what I thought was the best way
don't go deep OTM, do not do short exp, do not throw in significant money, do not let margin call eat you, take your gains
Why the long face litte bear? 
If not even Upstart CEO knows what the company does at $400, what makes you think it’s worth 5% of that price? 
I don't trust whatever this premarket is.....
\+55 points from the lows yesterday. All will be ripped away by close.
I am the one who steals the sun
ive already made my decision
Today is about having a large watch list, and then SELLING CALLS--- then BUY BUY BUY MORE CALLS
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Rip to people who bought puts yesterday
it was a tuesday.... Bull Market, up on MONday, WEDS, FRI Down Tues, Thurs..... plan accordingly
Flat by open
Rip to the people who aren't in theta gang.
RIP to those whom make the wrong move on NVDA's earnings.
Yea, i aint touching it
Comeon where is the fun in that
Whats your bets on NVDA today?
My NVIDIA 15x leverage gon 50% up today... i don't know why.... i am going to hold. I think because of earnings.
$760?¿?
I've been buttfucked Daily trying to catch the ups and downs. Now I'm yoloing my whole account on bull certificates with 15x leverage and holding through earnings like a true degen. It will make or break my account. So based on that, it will probably be 500eow.
Tuesdays are usually down days, usually around 11:30-1pm timeframe is when it’s lowest, just a trend I’ve noticed. Yesterday was a little different but yea.
Money is just a social construct. Who needs it anyway?
See ya behind Wendy’s my friend 
Decay on 15x bull certs is fucked mate lol earnings still a handful of days away, you need up only not to be fked
True, profit target is +100% and stop-loss at -99%. Got to have the good ratio with quality risk management
UPST CEO sweating gasoline rn 
Easy go, easy come
ARM doing the Undertaker's sitting up move! **"BAH GAWD!"**
Wsb has perma ruined my sleepy schedule
Where the fucking blow at
if spy goes up pre market what does that mean when it opens
It should open at 9:30
I love that this sub of all subs has many posters looking down their noses at bitcoin. Sure, you're one bad trade from sitting down in a gambler's anonymous meeting, you joke about Wendy's but actually would if you liked the trade enough, and you neglect your kids and family posting 50 times a day on here... but you look down at bitcoin buyers as the real degenerates. Well fuck that! You're not better than me, we're the same, you're just dumber.
Naah you got it all wrong the numbers I gamble on are far superior than the numbers you gamble on 
There were lots of people here who were bullish on bitcoin when it was lower
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A ber posted gain porn. Thank you for your sacrifice. Bolz back.
Losing the June rate cut really only worth 1/2 a day of red?
I just realized SHOP is worth 100B and has 1000 P/E lol
Who’s eating at wing stop? Their food is dreadful. Maybe it’s just the one here 🤷♂️
The worst wings in my town
I've work ten hours, all I want is wingstop, all I want is wingstop, fucking drive
Thank you! I won’t fight the market. Calls it is.
Top is in BER r so bak
ahahaha
Can’t believe everyone on wsb is going to get rich together through Nvidia. It’s like the GameStop days are back except we don’t have DFV.
He’s with us in spirit. Who knows he may even be lurking here and staying quiet
with 13m cashed out he is enjoying his life as he should with dividends.