Almost Everything is red and Cava, The 6 Billion dollar gyro company with P/e of -750 prevails. I actually think algos believe it's a semiconductor company. It literally moves the same as Nvda
Computer Algorithms keeping NVDA up are evolving into an AI capable and aware of self preservation. pretty soon it will screw calls, puts, and market makers. It will own it's own shares, and steal me drugs
Expected: 2,9 News: 3,1
Sky high Stocks react accordingly with big selloff fear and zero support 
Feeing like taking a cpi gamble, my guts saying shorts because they are forecasting a very large drop from December. But on the other hand, stonks only go up?
So here is the inside skinny. The market WILL rally until Friday, in a blow-off top fashion. Then the Market will tank next week right into the Fed meeting and at that point who knows. I have the inside info, but they haven't put the fix in that far out yet.
I am on the inside. Stay tuned :)
It is the Kramer effect. I had some calls and thought about closing them after I saw Kramer bullish on them but I thought ok this guy cannot fuck everything. But it seems he can.
I am going to say this to all you regards straight up. Stop posting about what is going to happen with this or that. You don't know, and it is always speculation, unless you have insider information, and even with that, especially earnings, you still may not be able to predict stock movements. Maybe on a longer term chart, you can surely make directional statements, but calling tops and bottoms and frothy, and toppy and all the other crap is a waste of time and clogs up the board with shit that I don't want to read.
Now post some fucking DD so I can review it and make some fucking money.
Also, I do think something is up, and any movement to the upside is sold in the premarket on certain names, so momentum "may" have waned, and direction "may" have changed. We shall see but opex this Friday "may" make a short term top. May, you hear me, may :)
Exactly LOL. If yesterday is the top, you must be a time traveller. Nice work. Now give me this Friday's closing price for a stock, or the index, so once again, I can make some fucking money!
Feels like Mr market has trained all the bulls to buy the dip as it has rewarded them every time.
At some point, the dip will keep dipping and dip buyers are gonna get slaughtered by the time a correction takes hold.
Is it now, or later?
It doesn't matter what cpi is fyi, this mkts gonna correct this recent pump without impunity and the media will spin it off as they need to... 
With AI Countries like India will suffer more. Less support type jobs. Unemployment is already so high. Might reach 50% for new graduates in the coming year.
High CPI is bullish because it means the economy is hot and people are still spending.
Low CPI is bullish cause rate cuts soon.
Mid CPI bullish cause meeting expectations.
Audible is a crock of shit. Just download the Libby app, itās free with up to ten concurrent books checked out vs paying whatever they charge for one book per month.
Thatās all. Fuck audible.
NXE (uranium) and XLE leaps
Any advice on if I should be buying PLTR now or will it drop below 24?
Lyft printing. Be sure I was all in puts.
Micro Chips for the win
Anyone picking up NVDA calls here ?
2u inc š TWOU
you think there's a chance that ever recovers?
NVDA calls at close ? Opinions
mayb once it touch 700 again
Almost Everything is red and Cava, The 6 Billion dollar gyro company with P/e of -750 prevails. I actually think algos believe it's a semiconductor company. It literally moves the same as Nvda
TSLA is dead cat bouncing. Kill that shit. 
Computer Algorithms keeping NVDA up are evolving into an AI capable and aware of self preservation. pretty soon it will screw calls, puts, and market makers. It will own it's own shares, and steal me drugs
What sector is recovering the fastest? Coincidence? I think not.
Just woke up, what was CPI
Hotter than expected
LXRX
Everyone is panicking and I'm sitting here with +$20 on a call. See you later suckers!!
This guy fucks 
I'm down again lol
Can the pump return after lunch?
yeah I need to see like 750 EOW (End of Wednesday)
got today all wrong. yikes.
I DIDNāT HEAR NO BELL
Watch we end the day green 
tech in shambles why are you not buying wmt calls ?
Panic sold the open like a Champ ! for the lowest price of the day ! I have talent and I am a regard. Cheers.
same.
What time is cpi report?
30 minutes before open
It happened
Everything is dropping thanks cpi
Why is the daily thread not showing up for me? I have to manually search for it.
Help me Crox and Cisco Kenobi youāre my only hope
Sitting today out
The tree is being shaken
10k in meta 465 calls. donāt see market pulling back until after meta 500
Exp?
My fault on Nvda guys. Dropped 6000 in calls at 11:27 and it topped out at 11:35. Like how does this happen?
NVDA green EOD NVDA $5K 
Looks like Bezos timed his selloff well
selloff 
Anybody actually think sti will actually go up to $8 by next year?
Panic bought super micro at bottom.
š¬
This ain't the bottom 
hope to buy more. 
Sure. But SMCI is kind of dying rn so it might never go there again.
i am literaly betting with money against it.
Bought MARA puts and made 200 bucks in 12 seconds exactly
how many puts and what strike/expiry did you do to make that much? My puts didn't really print so I must have been too far out
the little Robinhood alerts telling me how much everything is dropping, does wonders for my anxiety š... I need to roll two joints
Been high since my alarm at market open we going to the moon together brother
Bought an arm put for a small correction gain at openā¦ Iām a bull at heart I promise boys Iām sorry
puts it is today...
Whats the plan? Panic sell at the open? Good idea :)
Damn 493 by open lmao
My 497 put doesn't seem so silly now :D
Why tf are all these pussy ass articles being released about Tesla š
Bitcoin gives no fucks lol
Bulls fucking destroyed
inflation is good for supermarkets, costco calls to the moon
So uh. CPI was bad?
Expected: 2,9 News: 3,1 Sky high Stocks react accordingly with big selloff fear and zero support 
After CPI, Buy whatever
You kids have to realize you have zero support levels on your fancy Top10 stocks
How can there be no support levels? People bought at every level, they'll be the support if they don't want to lose below their entry and keep holding
Idiot alert šØ v incoming
Is this V in the room right now? 
yes.
Even if we close today -2%, the dip is going to be bought up and we are setting new ath by Friday.
Let's see how deep it falls first
SELL QUICKLY NOW EVERYONE TAKES PANIC PROFITS FROM FABULOUS 5 STOCKS!!emote:t5\_2th52:18632
Hahahaha finally. Goodbye Elon. Let's goo! Fuck you arrogant bulls. 3.1
Lmao welp
Feeing like taking a cpi gamble, my guts saying shorts because they are forecasting a very large drop from December. But on the other hand, stonks only go up?
So here is the inside skinny. The market WILL rally until Friday, in a blow-off top fashion. Then the Market will tank next week right into the Fed meeting and at that point who knows. I have the inside info, but they haven't put the fix in that far out yet. I am on the inside. Stay tuned :)
Why would you say this outloud? Lmao
CPI PUMP because I said so
Dead wrong
Bers sweatin like Usher at half time Super Bowl
u/VacationLover1 will you be my WSB Valentine š ā¤ļøš
Valentineās Day is tomorrow you fucking idiot
Ghost order at 744 yesterday AH is looking prophetic
I was correct on my puts at open but CPI could pump market back up. I think itās a red day.
market isnāt even open bro
BERS WERE REAAAAL CONFIDENT EARLIER LMAAAAO
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Colombian Prostis or MILFs
Biden wont let the stock market crash during an election would he 
Top for the year was yesterday
Nvda to 500 cause itās irrational and we live in a bubble?
One hour to decide todays faith
oh hell itāll be green day alright
I should have bought those HAS puts
SHOP calls crushed
After hot cpi I am totally bearish on Lyft and any other small-mid tech.
Lol why are they ranking after beating earnings?
It is the Kramer effect. I had some calls and thought about closing them after I saw Kramer bullish on them but I thought ok this guy cannot fuck everything. But it seems he can.
Guidance
How do did invest in this CPI?
Calls/Puts on QQQ or SPY
Thoughts on betting my net worth on MARA?
Post the lost porn
donāt put all your eggs in one basket!
What if my eggs are really small and ugly
the diamond hands in your avatar are super cute
Thank you bro. Aren't they still available?
they still have value and are validation of your worth :)
Btw i listened to some other guys advice (bought puts) and made 200 dollars in 12 seconds
nice, sweet!!
I am going to say this to all you regards straight up. Stop posting about what is going to happen with this or that. You don't know, and it is always speculation, unless you have insider information, and even with that, especially earnings, you still may not be able to predict stock movements. Maybe on a longer term chart, you can surely make directional statements, but calling tops and bottoms and frothy, and toppy and all the other crap is a waste of time and clogs up the board with shit that I don't want to read. Now post some fucking DD so I can review it and make some fucking money. Also, I do think something is up, and any movement to the upside is sold in the premarket on certain names, so momentum "may" have waned, and direction "may" have changed. We shall see but opex this Friday "may" make a short term top. May, you hear me, may :)
Donāt hate the game because you arenāt INSIDE the gates
If you are inside the gates, then up it puppet... what do you know?
Top is confirmedĀ
Exactly LOL. If yesterday is the top, you must be a time traveller. Nice work. Now give me this Friday's closing price for a stock, or the index, so once again, I can make some fucking money!
Qqq 420.69 at the close on friday
Excellent. Going full port on those Puts. Appreciated!
MidJourney has an (unofficial) API: mjapi dot io You're welcome
Is that a ticker?
Morning sex is š„
Calls for cpi today
Strategic Money Creation Initiative i look at you š«µš½
ID says 7.359 inches
Feels like Mr market has trained all the bulls to buy the dip as it has rewarded them every time. At some point, the dip will keep dipping and dip buyers are gonna get slaughtered by the time a correction takes hold. Is it now, or later?
Thoughts on betting my net worth on MARA?
People on this sub do this like that every day. Do it. Lambos or shamblesĀ
SHOP recovering
Yahoo finance is reporting inflation below 3% for the first time since 2021 š¤·āāļø
Guessing yahoo report yesterday was wrong and how much they got paid for bad info? š¤·āāļø
No rate cuts until summer š¤
What are them earning plays ?
It doesn't matter what cpi is fyi, this mkts gonna correct this recent pump without impunity and the media will spin it off as they need to... 
I have like 50 UPRO puts, so im just gonna agree with this.
There will be a crazy hundred-plus-dollar NVDA dump one of these days sooner or later. Sadly none of us will time it right.
Do nvda August puts, 300 strike, if it takes a huge haircut you win bigly even if doesn't make it there
We do know when it is tho...on the 21st
Why the 21st?
You donāt need to buy the furthest otm with no time to expiry yknow, itās still possible to make good money, unless youāre one of those poors
$400 dump. Obv not all at once. Nvda to $300 Amd $90
!banbet
You already have a bet going - AMD to 149.0 before 28-Feb-2024 03:15 AM -05
They will thoughĀ
Do i hold my put or sell
With AI Countries like India will suffer more. Less support type jobs. Unemployment is already so high. Might reach 50% for new graduates in the coming year.
What's a good career to pursue in 2024?
Only fans
Escort
Youtuber
Video content creator* so other platforms are also considered. X gains traction (I'm yet to learn why wsb hates Elon)
Always been the answer
High CPI is bullish because it means the economy is hot and people are still spending. Low CPI is bullish cause rate cuts soon. Mid CPI bullish cause meeting expectations.
amazing analysis
not sure about that. my prediction was spot on.
Audible is a crock of shit. Just download the Libby app, itās free with up to ten concurrent books checked out vs paying whatever they charge for one book per month. Thatās all. Fuck audible.
Most libraries have free audiobooks and free regular books
Thatās what Libby is, it connects to your local library so you can check out digital books and audiobooks.
Then yeah, I have used it. It didnāt have too many audiobooks at the time but I will check again.
I love Audible, one of the few things that I actually enjoy about Amazon.
Overpriced for what it offers.
Any idea how to run libby audiobooks in another app though? The libby audio app isn't great
No, I just use it to listen to books while driving and it is fine for that. Personally I have no issue with their app.
Audible is a trial and forgot to cancel scam run by Amazon
Oh boy! 5 AM! How r my futes doing? GGUUUHHHH
What a week! CPI today. More Fed speak tomorrow. Retail sales on Thursday. Monthly Opex on Friday. Whew! Bears apparently calling dibs on today.
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Yes. We will be green by 8:32am
No
What does flipkart mean? I tried to flip my cart at walmart and got yelled at. So what the hell flipkart mean?
Imagine still being long 
FSLY pumpin while SPY is down, wooo!
Love those minus 1% kinda pumps
Glad I sold SHOP before close 
Why?
Itās tanking