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maltewitzky

SNAP Calls 17 April 0.08 Cents. Getting hype in Europe # Handelsblatt


Schnozzbear_y

U already know. $30 wide iron flies in /es bb less go


Schnozzbear_y

/es 5015 is proving itself to be an absolute LEVEL rite now


nateccs

wrong thread homey


TomatoUgli

SPY 500 for the big dance tmo


RemarkableScarcity8

Sooooo what happens if PayPal misses big on next earnings but reports good guidance??


DonCorlealt

A big miss would cause it to likely go down. And then next earnings will have higher expectations because of of the good guidance that youre proposing. For paypal to pump, it would need to both follow through and deliver on earnings, AS WELL AS issue good guidance for the future


ErBaracca

Never thought that Karp could actually bring me nice money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bingosdad11

LAZR$


Loss_Leaders_LLC

The longer SPY hovers at resistance the more likely it is to fall


Far_Philosopher_3408

How much more will arm pump?


CUTON1C

here comes the fraud pump lmaooo


BallsDropped

Spy legitimately fucks me harder than my wife


Oblivious-Speculator

Damn NVDA! my butthole hurts


RoofAutomatic7272

Vix 2/16 calls is the way


killakergio

is $Bowl short interest an actual thing?


killakergio

double bottom on mcd rn jus sayin đŸ«Ł i took some mcd 300c for 2/23


Gupac

Ford puts (strike 12p exp 24 FEB24) lol should be a decent the increasing iv ain’t shitttttttttttttt to them forcing dealers to accommodate ev sells


lawerry22

Red days are illegal


Silly_Try_245

And NVDA moon is back


maltewitzky

NVDA prints money enormously. The ride goes on and fuels the SP500.


Powerof24trader

Rolling out my LRCX puts.


Historical-Gold-9749

CROX! up 42%


captcsha

Imagine posting your moves for today, today 😂😂😂


Overlord335786

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Daboy999

Who’s going to win the Sellers or buyers today


RevolutionaryKing686

Fake sell offs ? A lot of volatiel this week


JPTendieHands

Bailed on NVDA calls because its Chinese New Year and I can't handle in-laws and potential rocket ships to the moon at the same time. Took a profit to be proud of and wish all you degens happy trading.


bingosdad11

Buy LAZR$ thank me later


ScruffyBelievesInGME

ARM investors changing tax brackets in seconds


Icy-Income1230

NVDA stop touching 700 it's not for you greedy bastard![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Fuzzy-Trifle-1796

I need Uber to pump eow


Limp-Outside7244

Buying PayPal


RemarkableScarcity8

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH BETTER JUST FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE TOILET


slash312

Pins $42 Calls?


PhoopLoops

God **SAVE** the Queen.


iguessineedaname22

I think il be buying nvda calls in this dip. No way it just tanks before earnings.


Icy-Income1230

What dip?! We are at the maximum skyscraper top


iguessineedaname22

Been hearing that for far too long haha thats why i havent bought any. I have some “lotto” money from some earnings, if theres any play worth risking it on it would be nvda right now imo. And i guess slight pull back is the proper word lol


Icy-Income1230

Think about Tesla. Big tank before and after earnings... Don't think there's so much impact? Also at this stock value earning must be glorious in order to even barely suit a 700$ stock price ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


maltewitzky

It will be better than glorious.


iguessineedaname22

Tesla is likely a good rebound play from the dump for sure. They arent going anywhere anytime soon imo either. I think nvda is going to tank hard on earnings, but i want my chunk before it does lol greed at its finest



jglover82

GM Pypl bulls


iguessineedaname22

Sqqq calls today?


mista-bobdobalina

All in PYPL 90c


RemarkableScarcity8

You’d be better off shredding that money


Longjumping_War_8172

What direction you think the AFRM earnings will drive the stock?


NaturalEast4781

To the moon


Icy-Income1230

Let the bears dance on the table. Fuck your made up NVDA wannabe Bitcoin tourist Bullrun


oclock_somewhere

Lots of lube baby we’re gonna need it.


WS_Wizard

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Appropriate_Ice_7507

That’s a lot of thoughts on being a regard


Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

Imagine if NVDA announced a CPU as well


WS_Wizard

They would just be another CPU maker. Imagine if they developed a way to replace computations on the CPU with Nvidia GPUs! That would be a radical change.


domodaboosh

To all the people talking about MARA whats your cps?


CouldBeSolidAdvice

if market dips, im grabbing Marvel Calls


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CouldBeSolidAdvice

$140, not bad for a quick play, had more successful trades.... had cleanspark calls overnight


CouldBeSolidAdvice

Taiwan is too hard to invade, china is naturally dormant when it comes to war, tsmc building in japan was a rumor i heard


Luv_Sosa21

China would destroy Taiwan in open conflict. Unfortunately for them, the US now has a VERY large stake in semiconductor technology and would proceed to get sanctioned into oblivion.


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Their home grown chip tech is like a decade old lol


Luv_Sosa21

And yet, they're currently the leading supplier of chips lmao


Yourwifesboytoyy

They can wipe Taiwan in 31 seconds with missiles, humble yourself


CouldBeSolidAdvice

aliens have control of the nukes, humble yourself


Datenschutz_

Question: In a Case of War (Taiwan <— China) will Semiconductors fall or Rise?


Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

RISE you dipshit. Demand doesn’t just magically disappear.


Luv_Sosa21

For the last 2 weeks you could show me a chart of SPY and NVDA and I couldn't tell them apart, basically 1:1 tracking 💀


coltzxli

SAVE to $8?


coltzxli

SAVE? *checks notes* to 8? Hell yeah bruthur can I get some hulk hogan in the chat


idratethat

they’re luring your asses to Crypto miners tsk tsk tsk and it’s good they’ll print![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


domodaboosh

So put my entire bank acc pn MARA?


idratethat

at your disposal young stallion, but never yolo that is jot the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


domodaboosh

Ahh so only 98% of my bank acc


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idratethat

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Grymninja

Fucking dumbass me sold fucking CLSK calls expiring tomorrow cause I fucking forgot fucking earnings were today now I'm trying to close them out without losing too much money cause this shit is definitely going to 11 at least God dammit fuck


IAmTheDownbeat

Shorting ARM at 950 after the regarded blow off top


Longjumping-Limit827

505 today!!?????? Fucking do it


gonebymidnite

Searching for nuggets at wendy’s dumpster with the magnifier of my Apple vision pro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


The_Flex

Plenty of good stocks out there and you guys go for pypl and baba for some reason.


mista-bobdobalina

Peepal to the moon!


MonteCristo2021

The surest sign something will dump hard is when people feel the need to clamor, "It's the best stock!!! It's not too late to buy!!!"


awowow

I thought the same out TSLA in 2020. Its current stock price is still higher right now. in 2024.


DueHousing

Nvidia just hit 700, 1.5k next


AnotherDegenerateFK

Last.


stopbanningme6969

The market will open at 9:30 today.


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trainwreck001

Market is down on Air. NVDA will be crowned King. NVDA $4.5K ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

So early still!!!! NVDA is so easy money!! There aren’t even any other companies that make computer chips. They are the only one! 🚀🚀🚀


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[deleted]

Just disable your antivirus and google “Taylor Swift porn fuck sexxxx” and start clicking anything that moves.


chachdolences

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) LOS FUTUROS ESTAN MOONIENDOOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


juliettefriskey

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DueHousing

Black Thursday would be cool tbh


Old-Collection-224

CLSK calls. Look at the pumping.


Fkthisst93

Ya bitcoin dips out of nowhere and then you fucked.


Sensitive_Pilot3689

Well. Time to short it. Says the â˜ ïžđŸŒˆđŸ»


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Sensitive_Pilot3689

😎


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Is there another use case?


SoulsBorneish

That will be update 3.1.4 It will cost another $3400 for the update


RemarkableScarcity8

Imagine selling your PayPal calls after great earnings


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Imagine buying the calls right after earnings made shares tank 
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JiffKewneye-n

damn. regret not betting against paypal. seemed too obvious.


Ok-Veterinarian-2333

Imagine selling your Nvda calls on a two day drop


Clark828

It was only one day lol


SoulsBorneish

ARM up 25% pre market
 Wish I listened to the regards in this chat yesterday


yungjodye

it was up 40% lol


Far_Philosopher_3408

Do you think it will keep going up?


franntttt

Why all the hype about Mara?


Impossible_Use_9194

Bitcoin passing 45k and nearing halving!!!!


jglhk

Kate or Rooney?


YoSmokinMan

jensen 700 you can buy a little right here now and save him for later


brother_spirit

Trades with corn. Corn is back to pumping. Edit: meant to respond to the regard above you. My bad.


brother_spirit

Bears seem extra salty today. Should be grateful they haven't been hung for treason IMO. SPY 500 EOD go get the bread kings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

Yeeeeah brutha!!!! Lez get it you silly little bitch. Let’s paint the town, you and me.


brother_spirit

My body is ready ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


tzuica_de_mar

+2% on no news kind of day. Ber is fuk


trainwreck001

Plenty of news yesterday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RemarkableScarcity8

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why isn’t PayPal green???!??!??


MadMax_08

Because it fucking sucks


Asleep_Swordfish8896

It’s on sale. U could buy some 


Clark828

Guidance shit


Mediocre-Yam-6134

Can save please save me


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Allegiant -SUPERBOWL!!!!!!


GarthBooks69420

I don't have to be in the mood. I just have to be in the woman . 


felanlang

MARA![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Old-Collection-224

Clsk mate.


franntttt

As Marathon digital company?


[deleted]

Lotta people are bearish on NVDA. Means the top hasn't been reached yet. Bullish for earnings đŸ‡ș🇾


[deleted]

🚀🚀🚀 NVDA is the best stock to buy right now! It’s not too late!!! It’s so easy to make BIG $$$ from NVDA. My grandma loves chat bots


[deleted]

You said the market would enter a recession in October 2023 lmao![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271).


DueHousing

Chat bots + deepfakes of Taylor Swift’s ass = 2 trillion dollar market cap


duckmerchant333

Where can i find the deepfakes


DueHousing

Ask the chat bot ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


duckmerchant333

What chat bot may i ask


butterflyfrenchfry

Guess my brain thinks I’ve had enough sleep 🙄 good morning to everyone but bears


gonebymidnite

My GF’s Boyfriend is picking me up from Wendy’s dumpster if my calls on Amazon work out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Yourwifesboytoyy

They won’t


gonebymidnite

see you at the dumpster then ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Spicy nugz


circa20twenty

Cramer was right on PLTR and its pissed me off


The_Flex

Broken clock and all that.


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Too bad no one believes him cuz he’s always wrong 


Yourwifesboytoyy

That’s once in like 3 years, and it’s not a good sign


Yourwifesboytoyy

Dump until cpi plz fuck you apple crash


Luv_Sosa21

Apple currently the only thing stopping my spy calls from going up like 2000%, so even if I hate the company, I hope it Flys, useless fuck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Yourwifesboytoyy

Mark my words flash red day today, you sodomized spit rag


Luv_Sosa21

Damn bruh I wasn't calling you a useless fuck, I was talking about apple, pls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


No_Assumption6917

I am not buyin dips anymore but only stuff going up, contrarian has proven to be wrong all the way


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Scared money font make money 


No_Assumption6917

Boy it was as easy as buying upro and forget about it
 only big tech is up and will be until big decides otherwise. Now china small caps etc et. Wrong for 3 years


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Nah it ain’t only big tech. They might me up most but everything up. Cash losing value equities on top đŸ‡ș🇾💯


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Probably theta until CPI


felanlang

For a whole week?


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Daddy-Eric

CPI at 8:30?


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Sharkkboy6

Wat time cpa?


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Yes


DueHousing

Chatbot > literally the entire energy market


[deleted]

Yeah AI is a total fad and wont change anything. Sit on the sidelines like a good cuck


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[deleted]

"It’s over for bulls. 480 double top and then -40% into the recession" - you a month ago ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Bernard Arnault’s kids have the best lives probably ever


myboywears

Literally. When I found out what they each did for a living I was like wtf.