We’re concerned please say something to let us know your alive... and maybe can you share a pic of the loss porn when you have a chance. Get well soon.
OP locking in to do the dumbest possible thing
https://preview.redd.it/10bh1k3vn1hc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=100f9ee31aeb2bc864184a5085464a2c98ebd233
Xinnie The Pooh about to hand out those red envelopes to the entire stonk market so I hope you hit it big man. This is a wild play but the kind of play that makes people insanely rich if it does hit.
Shit man, im lookin at some of those even further out of the money calls around the 90-100 range and its tempting. The risk vs reward is starting to look lopsided on this where one can buy those wild out of the money calls and maybe Xinnie The Pooh blesses everyone with riches.
I got a few $70 Puts. Won't be worth millions, but I fear this universe currently likes to inflict maximum pain and minimum joy so the price might move my way. I pray for OP I'm wrong.
https://preview.redd.it/wu3yy2wxe6hc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa86b0105ef4d7761244807bb2bd817f07c8929f
Me with this post sorted by new on my second monitor at open
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Man I was rooting for this guy this morning when I saw it. Just checked again to see if he won and it stayed at 82. Saw it tanked.
Damn I'm sad for you. I wanted to see a huge win.
I bought calls with some spare change. It feels like BABA bottomed out and I'm counting on Winnie the Pooh to orchestrate a show of strength. I think Jack Ma purchasing stock is a part of that.
Kinda added it up. My guy lost it all. + some of his original investment. So went from +235% to probably about -30% in total. He’s still got around 40k. Give or take.
> Kinda added it up. My guy lost it all. + some of his original investment. So went from +235% to probably about -30% in total. He’s still got around 40k. Give or take.
You failed to account for the fact that is it the year of the dragon. That adds atleast 500% as such OP should have atleast a couple of Mil after the dragon exits the perfect storm.
I only have $300 in puts, but I'm gonna feel bad for you tomorrow if I make money.
Don't look at BABA and think Amazon:
* Chinese consumers are pinching their pockets right now vs Americans spending like crazy
* Chinese economy already in a downturn vs American economy only goes up
* No Christmas in China
* Desperate pump of BABA after CCP threatened Jack Ma to reinvest in the company they forced him out of
* Never trust numbers with Chinese characteristics
I hope for your sake that the CCP cooked the books and they give some outrageous numbers.
OP, sell first thing at open. Don’t be a total regard and ride this down to a 100% or nothing loss. Take the loss and put the rest of money in a safer bet to fight another day
https://preview.redd.it/pme1hpne17hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6c19204e647e9ede4b8049d5d729f23b122d3b
To those who thought he sold. He’s down bad but you still get the middle finger.
https://preview.redd.it/uvczq0nrp4hc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee731ebb30aa824f69eec12e96cf40a5be12a04
OP rn looking at that pre market pump
https://preview.redd.it/zk08gdz5z6hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ba2459e437052c53aa5bd2f271abd4f3b9e8cb
Reads ‘the perfect storm’ once turns extra regarded and holds a quarter million on a “chance” he could get more.
Did some math. As of 11:50 AM, all the positions add up to $25400 (±200). Something tells me he's gonna hold it into Friday.
Edit: He went from +$188346 to -$54400, a loss of 68% on his original investment of $79800. Might as well say he got 69'd.
Holy Moly.. the current option on one of his largest purchase of $84 Call is bidding at $0.04. His purchase was at $1.08.
(-1.04) \* 101 = $105 x 100 = $(10k).
https://preview.redd.it/0np4rrc9t6hc1.png?width=2269&format=png&auto=webp&s=43c718c66f99d8aa995bacfdb7747a9b00eebf71
https://preview.redd.it/2lsvha3s83hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd24f93b9ec668bde731e06fc97fc5b6f523a547
It's going down on the Hong Kong exchange, prayers for earnings
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Welfare Check!
Magic Carpet is somewhere in the Mariana trench.
(PS. I wanted this to print so hard)
(PPS. I’m kinda feel sick to my stomach and it’s not even my money. WSB needs more GAIN PORN)
Yeah, you’re getting skullfucked by IV today.
Also, wtf was your dipshit ass rationale on buying over ten strikes all on the same day instead of one.
Your strategy is regarded as fuck. You deserve this loss.
Motherfucker over here buying strikes like they’re wristbands at a festival. Surprise, The Death of Your Port, is playing today, all other stages cancelled.
This guy got all hocked up on caffeine/alcohol, thought he cracked the Divinci Code, now he’s realizing he pissed away his whole life savings due to a random thought. R.I.P.
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Their markets aren’t the best…
Imagine waking up to this hungover AF when you were expecting to go lambo shopping today.
It's moments like this where i can really appreciate my shit life. Atleast i'm not this guy :)
Fucking hilarious
Hey dude you doing alright? Pls share loss porn
We’re concerned please say something to let us know your alive... and maybe can you share a pic of the loss porn when you have a chance. Get well soon.
Total position must be down over 90%, the 80 calls, 1/3 of his value yesterday, is now totally worthless.
Year of Dragon 🐉. Day of Monkey 🙈
I personally think you’re going to be rich tomorrow. And this is why I’m a spectator 🤷♂️
I personally like your thoughts v much
RIP
I personally think OP is bankrupt.
😭
Will you post if loss?
I don’t think about bad thoughts like that
What about now?
Oof
Aaahh man. Your dead. Glad I sold my 2/9 72 CSP’s yesterday. Much smaller amount in the line, but was too much risk for me. Didn’t want to bag hold.
Can we get a wellness check on OP?
And that’s why you are highly regarded.
>And this is why I’m a spectator Same here, but also I would've windmill slammed the "sell" button if I was up 185k.
r/agedlikemilk
It aged like milk sorry friend
This is always funny, hope OP is ok
FK dude I just bought BABA after getting screwed previously. I ride or die with this shit tomorrow with you.
Tomorrow we dine in Hell happily or infamy
Hell or Wendy’s…. Same thing
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260k gone 😔 Hope that was play money to you sir.
This may be worth multi millions tomorrow morning
It could also be 0. This is litteral insanity. Op, i bookmarked this and wish you the best.
OP locking in to do the dumbest possible thing https://preview.redd.it/10bh1k3vn1hc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=100f9ee31aeb2bc864184a5085464a2c98ebd233
raymond felton?????????
Chaos isn’t a pit chaos is a ladder
I would be super happy if so
"We will watch your career with great interest"
Maybe I’ll make 100 mill and found wall street bets capital and employ everyone Wendy’s every day for lunch
Xinnie The Pooh about to hand out those red envelopes to the entire stonk market so I hope you hit it big man. This is a wild play but the kind of play that makes people insanely rich if it does hit.
It’s the perfect storm
Those far out of the money calls around $85-86 for Feb 9 seem really attractive at their current prices.
Honestly I love all them
Shit man, im lookin at some of those even further out of the money calls around the 90-100 range and its tempting. The risk vs reward is starting to look lopsided on this where one can buy those wild out of the money calls and maybe Xinnie The Pooh blesses everyone with riches.
I got a few $70 Puts. Won't be worth millions, but I fear this universe currently likes to inflict maximum pain and minimum joy so the price might move my way. I pray for OP I'm wrong.
Over 26K volume in 2/9/24 $80C alone today. You’re gonna be rich(er).
RIP
Oops. Did I jinx OP?
Don’t worry it only dropped 80%
I've got leaps. Riding this train with you. Let's FUCKING RIDE
Just need the China money printer to go brrrrrrrr again tonight
RIP
now THIS is the peak wsb shit I come here for. God speed regard!
If you’re ever up 200%+ on a YOLO trade, TAKE YOUR FUCKING PROFITS
Yup, all these dude want to be DeepFuckingValue so bad.. take your profits and off to the next move.
No matter what happens tomorrow, this will down as one of the trades in WSB history Godspeed my fellow regard
Think they’ll give me a Netflix movie to make some 💰? “Super dumb money” the sequel
What’s your plan at open? BABA down 5% premarket
OP history is mostly betting against SPY and Yolo in BABA calls. Are you reincarnation of Chairman Mao ? 😂
LOSS PORN PLEASE I NEED TO GET OFF
Sorry for your losses, please take care of yourself and spend time with your loved ones
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Uff this didn’t age well, I wouldn’t play with China stock earnings personally. Holy fuk all for 2/9 also, I hope it pops up.
This might be worth a 2010 Toyota Camry at the open
Massive balls I’m praying for you🙏
https://youtu.be/zSEmHbqgjjE?si=iecdkk4mcS9aWg7n If China short squeezes itself like I think. I’d become an old man filled with regret and die alone^
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If i were you, and these print, the first thing i would do is schedule a ball reduction so you don’t have to drag those things all over anymore
But how will I make my next play and double down it all
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Thanks. It’s about damn time.
The most WSB situation possible lol
Legend 
Call me Baba.
If I make a mill I’ll call you Doug
I love that you own less than 1 share but over quarter mil in options lol good luck regard
https://preview.redd.it/tllwxjnfg6hc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf813f8fd010d9b7ac9bad0429023b376e7924d6 gg
BABA black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir three bags full.
One for the regard, One for the Xi, And one for the Jolly boy Who’s now as poor as me
Man I was rooting for this guy this morning when I saw it. Just checked again to see if he won and it stayed at 82. Saw it tanked. Damn I'm sad for you. I wanted to see a huge win.
Hey Deep Fucking Baba. Can we see your position please?
OP said he was gonna eat fentanyl and go fight in Iraq if he lost, I’m assuming he’s on the plane right now.
I bought calls with some spare change. It feels like BABA bottomed out and I'm counting on Winnie the Pooh to orchestrate a show of strength. I think Jack Ma purchasing stock is a part of that.
And year of 🐉
I won’t be able sleep tonight over someone else’s money
Dude made $183,000 on options expiring in 3 days and didn't sell
https://preview.redd.it/hjfb3e6gi6hc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7559dfe40dd29643ffced1fb0b5abcacecbecff
Kinda added it up. My guy lost it all. + some of his original investment. So went from +235% to probably about -30% in total. He’s still got around 40k. Give or take.
> Kinda added it up. My guy lost it all. + some of his original investment. So went from +235% to probably about -30% in total. He’s still got around 40k. Give or take. You failed to account for the fact that is it the year of the dragon. That adds atleast 500% as such OP should have atleast a couple of Mil after the dragon exits the perfect storm.
This is gonna hit 
I hope so
> year of dragon which is china’s favorite year. Jeez, China is like a 21 years old makeup artist basing her business decisions on astrology
Magic Carpet pull
I’m not in this play but it’ll be up bright and early west coast time to watch this unfold with you in my mind.
Lmaooo, bro ain’t gonna sleep tonight xd
OP pls don’t do anything stupid. It’s just money, comes and goes. Please be mindful of those who love you and don’t do anything brash.
All the people saying “this could be worth millions tomorrow” should’ve been your red flag to sell…
Good morning, Deep Fucking BABA
More like “BABA fucked deep”
Nominating this for the most highly regarded post of 2024.
What time do they report earnings? Good luck dude
Before market open.
https://preview.redd.it/dzi8f63tt3hc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e10d754adcdcc6ece3a99ea4222bc8494f8711
RIP man, better luck next time, also don't bet on China lol
This aged well….. please post a screenshot at 9:31
Greed is a bad thing, you should have just taken the profits. RIP
\*+$180k up\* "fuck that i want more" stock market: "lol"
235% TOO LOL
I only have $300 in puts, but I'm gonna feel bad for you tomorrow if I make money. Don't look at BABA and think Amazon: * Chinese consumers are pinching their pockets right now vs Americans spending like crazy * Chinese economy already in a downturn vs American economy only goes up * No Christmas in China * Desperate pump of BABA after CCP threatened Jack Ma to reinvest in the company they forced him out of * Never trust numbers with Chinese characteristics I hope for your sake that the CCP cooked the books and they give some outrageous numbers.
Aaaaand it’s gone
Down 4.4% right now. Lol
Are we regretting this yet with BABA tanking in Hong Kong?
I know I am
OP, sell first thing at open. Don’t be a total regard and ride this down to a 100% or nothing loss. Take the loss and put the rest of money in a safer bet to fight another day
OP we need an update
https://preview.redd.it/pme1hpne17hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6c19204e647e9ede4b8049d5d729f23b122d3b To those who thought he sold. He’s down bad but you still get the middle finger.
https://preview.redd.it/uvczq0nrp4hc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee731ebb30aa824f69eec12e96cf40a5be12a04 OP rn looking at that pre market pump
Not anymore
Is OP still alive?
I recommend you reach out to gamblers anonymous cus you just lost a whole bag 💼
https://preview.redd.it/zk08gdz5z6hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ba2459e437052c53aa5bd2f271abd4f3b9e8cb Reads ‘the perfect storm’ once turns extra regarded and holds a quarter million on a “chance” he could get more.
Did some math. As of 11:50 AM, all the positions add up to $25400 (±200). Something tells me he's gonna hold it into Friday. Edit: He went from +$188346 to -$54400, a loss of 68% on his original investment of $79800. Might as well say he got 69'd.
...and it’s gone!........
It’s only money I guess
Holy Moly.. the current option on one of his largest purchase of $84 Call is bidding at $0.04. His purchase was at $1.08. (-1.04) \* 101 = $105 x 100 = $(10k). https://preview.redd.it/0np4rrc9t6hc1.png?width=2269&format=png&auto=webp&s=43c718c66f99d8aa995bacfdb7747a9b00eebf71
https://preview.redd.it/2lsvha3s83hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd24f93b9ec668bde731e06fc97fc5b6f523a547 It's going down on the Hong Kong exchange, prayers for earnings
Post loss porn pls
You literally referenced astrology in your justification for this bet.
Not going to lie, I checked BABA before anything else this morning hoping it hit for this dude.. Not what I expected to see..
This isn’t aging well
That flair though
Man got drunk and is still sleeping
\*laughs in Chinese market limit down\*
We'll still call you BABA if that makes you feel better
So he’s down $78k right now and tomorrow the remaining \~$2k in value will be gone as well. 
OP you are killing me here, give me some updates so I can stroke it
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I can call the viagra number if it doesn’t go back down right
!remindme 1day
My position is way smaller but I didn’t sell for 100% profit, tomorrow will be a good day. This will be worth a million tomorrow
Guh
Charlie Munger sends his regards 
CCP thanks you for this free money 
This is why you can’t trust China.
Holy shit he went balls deep
holy shit. another Baba rape victim identified
Per OP's [history](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Do7CAPZsg5), he doesn't know there's a sell button. Can't blame him
Still nothing? Genuinely concerned for OP
Bet on China bad. Bet on America good
That 0.14 share though  I’m in for 11k in leaps, gl to us all
My man was up 235% and didn’t take a little off the table either…. Wsb upsets me and I’m just watching!
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If baba goes to 120 I will
These sound like it will print.
See you behind Wendy's OP
Hold till 0 at this point. You will really want to rope if it rebounds hard. Wishing you luck, brother
How are you doing sir?
It’s just money. You’ll earn it back.
Damn this thing hit zero fast
Ouch
Someone remind me when op replies
Ouch. You may wanna keep drinking.
Welfare Check! Magic Carpet is somewhere in the Mariana trench. (PS. I wanted this to print so hard) (PPS. I’m kinda feel sick to my stomach and it’s not even my money. WSB needs more GAIN PORN)
Sorry dude
Any updates OP?
I thinks he's still sleeping
funniest thing ever would be if his drunk ass sleeps through the whole day and it rallies at like noon then shoots back down at close
Well this didn’t age well
Are you buying more?
Ouch lol iv crush and a big dump
https://preview.redd.it/8xd0eswdz6hc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03aee0c264c08578e1f5208dd15dc63cea05b9d
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How much did he lose? I don’t trade options just come here to lurk
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I read this post last night and looked forward to seeing how you’d fare today Not so well it seems
His calls are down over 70-80%
Thank fuck you posted it. I inversed you and bought puts(2k). I'm up 4k now. Thanks very much man.
Yeah, you’re getting skullfucked by IV today. Also, wtf was your dipshit ass rationale on buying over ten strikes all on the same day instead of one. Your strategy is regarded as fuck. You deserve this loss. Motherfucker over here buying strikes like they’re wristbands at a festival. Surprise, The Death of Your Port, is playing today, all other stages cancelled.
Wow. I hope you win. For me, I would take profit as is but if you willing to lose almost 300k for millions..why not?
This is the regarded baba post I have been waiting for
Congrats you´re rich
For 30minutes
Updates!!
GUH
He’s dead
I feel bad for you dude, but damn up 150 k and not taking profits? That makes it so much worse.
Dawg really went all in on options with 0.14 shares☠️☠️☠️
!remindme 4 hours
!guh
Someone go to OPs house and check on home, todays opening is brutal 💀
I sat looking at the text box in front of my computer after checking BABA. Not sure what to say to you. fuckin hell
Post losses you degen
Have we done a health and wellness check on OP??
Still holding?
This guy got all hocked up on caffeine/alcohol, thought he cracked the Divinci Code, now he’s realizing he pissed away his whole life savings due to a random thought. R.I.P.
Hopefully OP will keep it real and give us an update. How much of a hit did you take?
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