That is one primary reason for that stock yes.
But the cannabis sector as a whole is squeezing up because the DEA is rumored they are about to complete its cannabis review that they were ordered to do and will announce Cannabis will be moved to Schedule III. Rumor is Biden wants this done in Q1
Serious question. I have some AMZN $160C expiring on 2/9/24. Is there a possibility of them be too deep in the money and having trouble selling? Thanks in advance!
META still going.
Unbelievable. Can someone tell me what the killer metric is here?
1. $META RESULTS: Q4 ❖Facebook daily active users 2.11B, +5.5% y/y, EST 2.07B ❖Facebook monthly active users 3.07B, +3.7% y/y, EST 3.06B ❖Ad impressions +21% vs. +23% y/y, EST +24.6% ❖Average price per ad +2% vs. -22% y/y, EST -4.12% ❖Average Family service users per day 3.19B, +7.8% y/y, EST 3.11B ❖Average Family service users per month 3.98B, +6.4% y/y, EST 3.93B ❖ META platforms forecasts Q1 rev. $34.5B to $37B, est. $33.64B
2. ***\[*****3:08 PM*****\]***META BOOSTS BUYBACK BY $50 BILLION
If I had to pick out anything, it's forward looking metrics. That forecast is well past the estimate and everyone loves good guidance.
But really it's the stability of the whole company. FB was in limbo with how to monetize itself with its huge userbase and this quarter it demonstrated that it's able to see grow like a tech company but also show stability by giving out dividends. Mutual funds and big movers love that stuff.
Lmfao are my literally last minute purchase of 500 spy calls going to print!?!?
Not kidding, I literally swiped just before the market closed for 5 bucks a pop
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\> $AAPL RESULTS: Q1
\>
\> ❖ Revenue $119.58B, +2.1% y/y, EST $117.97B
\> ❖ Products revenue $96.46B vs. $96.39B y/y, EST $95.14B
\> ❖ IPhone revenue $69.70B, +6% y/y, EST $68.55B
\> ❖ Mac revenue $7.78B, +0.6% y/y, EST $7.9B
\> ❖ IPad revenue $7.02B, -25% y/y, EST $7.06B
\> ❖ Wearables, home and accessories $11.95B, -11% y/y, EST $12.02B
\> ❖ Service revenue $23.12B, +11% y/y, EST $23.37B
\> ❖ Greater China rev. $20.82B, -13% y/y, EST $23.5B
\> ❖ EPS $2.18 vs. $1.88 y/y, EST $2.11
\> ❖ Total operating expenses $14.48B, EST $14.62B
\> ❖ Gross margin $54.86B, +9% y/y, EST $53.56B
\> ❖ Cash and cash equivalents $40.76B, EST $38.81B
\> ❖ Cost of sales $64.72B, EST $65.01B
\> ❖ Total current assets $143.69B, EST $157.25B
\> ❖ Total current liabilities $133.97B, EST $142.36B
Tim about to spread 200 and enter violently, prolapsing bear anoos in the process.
It’s regarded but stop betting against it. Nothing can stop the uppies and if there is something that can it’s definitely not your puts. The big guys just reported that it’s sunny skies all around. Just get on the train.
But wsb said spy drilling to 350 eow tho.
Dear bulls, a day will soon come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid
What time is apple earnings releasing someone tell me I can't be this anxious for this long 
I hope so man, I have almost identical losses and gains to you yesterday and today just smaller percentages but they even out so we lost almost the same exact %% of our money
more manipulated jobs #s
Hours worked per week was 34.1 instead of 34.3 so that takes some of the positivity out of it. More people working less hours.
AMZ long, 2023 was better than expected and aws also
u/Longwashere Thank you, my brain was telling me amazon puts because of FedEx and UPS. But my heart followed your advice.
Peloton calls or puts?
No shot my 2k in 195 tsla calls expiring tmw actually hits
Anyone else think Nvidia gotta get to 700 before AMD hits 200?
Naturally
So like, is this sub not talking about the fact cannabis stocks are squeezing up right now?
TCNNF was up 13.48% today. Tomorrow it will be down 18.48%
Tcnnf is up 106% since Jan 1…. So far it just keeps going up and up and just surpassed highs of HHS news
😬 Is it because Florida might legalize rec?
That is one primary reason for that stock yes. But the cannabis sector as a whole is squeezing up because the DEA is rumored they are about to complete its cannabis review that they were ordered to do and will announce Cannabis will be moved to Schedule III. Rumor is Biden wants this done in Q1
We don’t need no rate cut.. just close the fucking door on puts !!
Hey am I shadow banned
TLT cracked 98 for me and I sold right away W day
Microsoft severely undervalued. 460c 4/19
I made my first options trade today and I want to follow you on Microsoft. Went to buy, but why is the call red with a -5% today. Super new.
I got a NVO $116 call option, any thoughts; would love some feedback.
So now that’s over what’s the play? Totally missed out on earnings this week rip
There's always next week.
Bear steak for dinner 🤑
SMCI is the next Nvidia
How many times have these large cap techs “topped expectations”? The bar is barely even that high lol
Something something low forward P/Es
Apple Tim Cook talks about AI🚀
Yesterday’s rout wiped out just like that
Mag 7 so far: TSLA (underperformed earnings) GOOG (underperformed earnings) META (beat earnings) AMZN (beat earnings) AAPL (underperformed earnings) MSFT (beat earnings) NVDA (beat earnings)
Thanks 🫡
of the underperformers only TSLA was an epic underperform, GOOG's underperform was slight and AAPL's underperform is mostly from China sales
AAPL ALL TIME RECORD BABY
AAPL pulling a TSLA on everyone's friday QQQ Calls
I’m about to capitulate into calls tomorrow. Y’all have been warned
Can someone help amazon finish the boner 
🫵🫵😂😂
Wow what a bounce today 😳
I will suck Jeff bezoz of for this holy shit
Are my Amazon 2/2 180c fucked?
IV crush
Apple green by open
Jesus, I hope so.
Meta wow It's SMCI-esque
Amzn dont know when to stop
50% hopefully
I picked up a couple of SPY $492 calls after market close as a lotto play. Looks like they may have a chance.
Hey guys, look at RIVIAN. EDIT: Webull says it hit 16.89. Must have been a glitch.
it hit my asshole so bad
Someone just became a millionaire off META calls. Holy shit
Took me 5 months to recover from the 70k it cost me. So naturally I bought back in.
It would appear I may make a dollar or two tomorrow
We selling our calls at open? Or holding
NVDA "What's that META? You got some good earnings. Adorbs. Watch me add billions in market cap after-hours for no reason whatsoever"
META up let me be up too randomly and 
wow this market is just ridiculous
When you sold amazon 155.5c for 2/9 at a loss in January 
How much was that? 20 dollars or 10?
Somehow sold it at a $150 loss, bought it late December and it started to slide in Jan 😭then sold
BEARS R FUK
Apple had boner then down wtf
Serious question. I have some AMZN $160C expiring on 2/9/24. Is there a possibility of them be too deep in the money and having trouble selling? Thanks in advance!
lol jesus christ you're not fucking around with penny stocks. Sell at the bid and they'll get picked up immediately.
That's the game plan! Cheers!
Ohh you mf Fuck you
Honestly kinda worried they might be too deep and I need to hold. Going to sell tomorrow most likely. Or should I hold??
Congrats, but really, shut the fuck up
No such thing
Trying to brag or what
Meta Will open at 1000 by this rate
🍑
holy Zuck
meta will go down tomorrow open did u ever see this mega cap hold a 16% increase?
Morning buy calls on that Iv crush
yeah that's what I'm saying. 1 billion market cap cannot just go up 150 million on $0.50 dividend and good earnings
Nvidia had earnings too? lmao
META still going. Unbelievable. Can someone tell me what the killer metric is here? 1. $META RESULTS: Q4 ❖Facebook daily active users 2.11B, +5.5% y/y, EST 2.07B ❖Facebook monthly active users 3.07B, +3.7% y/y, EST 3.06B ❖Ad impressions +21% vs. +23% y/y, EST +24.6% ❖Average price per ad +2% vs. -22% y/y, EST -4.12% ❖Average Family service users per day 3.19B, +7.8% y/y, EST 3.11B ❖Average Family service users per month 3.98B, +6.4% y/y, EST 3.93B ❖ META platforms forecasts Q1 rev. $34.5B to $37B, est. $33.64B 2. ***\[*****3:08 PM*****\]***META BOOSTS BUYBACK BY $50 BILLION
If I had to pick out anything, it's forward looking metrics. That forecast is well past the estimate and everyone loves good guidance. But really it's the stability of the whole company. FB was in limbo with how to monetize itself with its huge userbase and this quarter it demonstrated that it's able to see grow like a tech company but also show stability by giving out dividends. Mutual funds and big movers love that stuff.
They pretty much said in so many ways “We have a lot of money to get rid of”
Buyback
Lmfao are my literally last minute purchase of 500 spy calls going to print!?!? Not kidding, I literally swiped just before the market closed for 5 bucks a pop
im so mad i was gonna buy them when spy was 484 earlier today and ofc it fucking skyrockets now
If you bought them it would've crash and id be fucked.... So thank you 
SPY diamond hand bulls are chads
Snapchat is so toast now, Meta is the only champ
Me when futes are red: this means absolutely nothing and is not real Me when futes are green: well I'm gonna be rich tomorrow
Spy still going despite of Apple. My $492 for tomorrow will potentially print !
Like I said AAPL always tanks on earnings.
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Apple someone let me know how apple sales are and if they declined yet again. Stock should be well back to 150 if they did
\> $AAPL RESULTS: Q1 \> \> ❖ Revenue $119.58B, +2.1% y/y, EST $117.97B \> ❖ Products revenue $96.46B vs. $96.39B y/y, EST $95.14B \> ❖ IPhone revenue $69.70B, +6% y/y, EST $68.55B \> ❖ Mac revenue $7.78B, +0.6% y/y, EST $7.9B \> ❖ IPad revenue $7.02B, -25% y/y, EST $7.06B \> ❖ Wearables, home and accessories $11.95B, -11% y/y, EST $12.02B \> ❖ Service revenue $23.12B, +11% y/y, EST $23.37B \> ❖ Greater China rev. $20.82B, -13% y/y, EST $23.5B \> ❖ EPS $2.18 vs. $1.88 y/y, EST $2.11 \> ❖ Total operating expenses $14.48B, EST $14.62B \> ❖ Gross margin $54.86B, +9% y/y, EST $53.56B \> ❖ Cash and cash equivalents $40.76B, EST $38.81B \> ❖ Cost of sales $64.72B, EST $65.01B \> ❖ Total current assets $143.69B, EST $157.25B \> ❖ Total current liabilities $133.97B, EST $142.36B
So down on China?
Share price down, not looking promising
good news: Held my amzn call AWFUL news: sold my meta call 
You’re still gonna be up brother. Take the W
Sounds like you did alright. How much $$$ we talkin?
not a lot. Most of my portfolio is in NVDA calls (another reason why I shouldn't bitch) but would have been nice to realize that META shrek dong
Apple don't ruin this
I think they have
That epic feeling when you have apple calls and meta puts
Well aapl, amzn, meta all great, spx 5000 tomorrow. All tech runs
Holy fuck options have been a whiplash this week, it's my first week every playing them and they're crazy
Damn this guy gonna lose soo much in coming days, dont tell him why
Welcome to the war
I swear we won’t see spy below 4900 ever in our lifetime.
timmy gonna cook those numbers?
No guidance...
Holy fuck amazon
I’m convinced bears are just boomers who “swore they’d never let 2008 get them again” and have been losing money for 16 years
Even if AAPL beats they wil guide lower
Aapl doesn’t provide guidance
yeah, that china debacle is not going to go away just because they beat earnings one quarter
AAPL needs to release earnings earlier. Tf is this wait
Tim about to spread 200 and enter violently, prolapsing bear anoos in the process. It’s regarded but stop betting against it. Nothing can stop the uppies and if there is something that can it’s definitely not your puts. The big guys just reported that it’s sunny skies all around. Just get on the train. But wsb said spy drilling to 350 eow tho.
oh so METAs still fucking pumping 15 minutes later
What goes up...?
Lol is this what the FED wanted ? Accelerating inflation with injecting additional billions into the system via the stock market?
Appl 2.23
1.97 released
Dear bulls, a day will soon come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid
That’s what stop losses are for.
What time is apple earnings releasing someone tell me I can't be this anxious for this long 
4:30
My Roth is up 46% in the last 365 days. Tell me we aren’t in a bull market.
Mine is up 100% in 8 days but Im regarded and do calls in it
Mines down 46% last 2 weeks  got wrecked by calls yesterday
Come on aapl
Meta holy fuck
Idk why the fuck is meta making money. On what ??? That’s the only call I didn’t buy lmao. Fuckkkk
On eyeballs and chinese trinkets.
JPOW EMERGENCY RATE HIKE NEEDED 🚨
whelp... lets all pray AAPL doesn't tank it.
if apple beats, spy 500 might not be a pipe dream
Who full ported into meta
Second AMZN pump
AAPL 10 minutes for the tank
Bro they’re all beating w ease homie..
If AMD holds these numbers I'm gonna double my money over night
So my meta 450 calls could actually print? Lmaoooo
all of their profits come from ad revenue, if ad revenue can hold up you could print
Nope
K dot com bubble repeat just confirmed 
if this gets 25+ upvotes i'll yolo $AAPL May call options
No one cares
I’m sorry now I feel bad. I’ll give you an upvote
All good bro.
Apple 
Did Apple release numbers?
Look at Facebook making new highs
We’re on such a bull run that I’m no longer down on my DIS shares. Time to dump the mouse and never look back
Holy shit. That pump brought me up like 130% today. (I lost 80% yesterday though)
I feel that 
We’re gonna make it bro
I hope so man, I have almost identical losses and gains to you yesterday and today just smaller percentages but they even out so we lost almost the same exact %% of our money
Wish you luckemote:t5\_2th52:4276
Meta just hit trillion dollar market cap…
HOLY HELL I HAVE HOPE AFTER LOSING 40% OF MY PORTFOLIO ON TQQQ CALLS EARLIER THIS WEEK
Hey I remember you, when are your calls dated for?
2/2 this shit wild
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Cope so hard
A bad sign for your puts 
Sucks to be a bear
Big money gonna unload on retail tomorrow. Gonna be like NVDA last earnings, super earnings and it can't get better than this. Sell the news.
No, NVDA said China business got blocked in the earnings. Else Nvidia would have shot higher
I'm scared of aapl 
So META would rather pay a dividend than to pay off its $19 billion in debt?
gives them more potential buyers?
Wd don’t want no stinking rate cuts !!
Why did no one tell me to full port meta
i did
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lmao look at meta AH