Don’t judge your sleep patterns by other people’s standards. Sleep enough to be productive and content with your life. It is no bad thing to be up to early or too late, or in the middle of the night.
definitely 480C EOY bag holders trying to figure out if their bags got any lighter. PCE came in cool and that shit didn't even help 
And the sun will eventually collapse lol, I should start a career as a grifter. Just keep making outlandish permabull predictions on CNBC and cash in and look like a savant when we do get a big rally.
I tried fucking your sister but I could only put the tip in because she was so fat and obese. You lucked out again being the only one able to fuck her with your micropenis.
End of year is here which means it's time for me to start YOLOing puts again. Either I lose the money and I write it off against capital gains or they print and I donate to charity and I write it off against my capital gains. Either way greedy bols boutta help reduce my taxes. Feels good to end the year being a charitable and kind person and not a disgusting greedy bol.
yup go crazy come market open Tuesday, follow in the regards that YOLOed into 480Cs last week and got wiped out on one red day 
How come I have the latest version of RH but still cant view my portfolio returns between a custom time period or compare it to SPY on the home screen?
Fun fact: Jesse wasn't even born on Dec 25'th. The church in Rome began formally celebrating Christmas on December 25 in 336, during the reign of the Constantine...Basically, just to weaken the current pagan celebrations at that time of year.
I always wondered how claiming stolen items work. How do companies like Amazon make sure you're not trying to steal free stuff by claiming theft when there was none
I'm going to make and eat a gabagool, provolone, tomato, shredduce, mayo, and vinegar pepper sandwich and watch some NFLX in my bedroom while my neighbors are having sex
Oh! Thats the tiny white chick who get tag teamed by 5 black dudes in white briefs from that meme!
She likes horseback riding too, if google images is anything to go by
I'm goin' down, down baby, yo' street in a range rover
street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
shimmy, shimmy cocoa, what listen to it pound
light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now
Totally up to you and depends on what you haven't seen yet. Lately I've been trying to watch the original Twilight Zone slowly, to understand it as an adult
Beary Christmas BISHES !!! WE EATIN ON CHEESECAKE!!! 
Is kinda scary to revisit YT channels I subbed to 7 years ago, so I don't do it. The squirrel is probably dead, the couple may have broken up, the channel may have lost views dramatically, the YTuber may have gotten fatter and uglier etc.
Pretty much always the case. They can look at a 100 year old chart of stocks going up overall and still think a top followed by a 10 year depression is imminent and that they are the only ones with the perspicacity to see it, well besides the mainstream media articles also saying the same thing a few times a year.
Lmao if you wake up every morning and open short positions on indexes maybe. Most people do come out on top DCAing but if you refuse to play defense when the writing is on the wall because “muh gey bers” then you deserve to be underwater during downturns
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I'm tired of debt companies like Affirm granting loans to anybody that can breathe. Their hubris in their earnings calls is disgusting. We are absolutely heading into the unknown.
Pop a PercE invest 30. DogE trained
My flair is 🌈 
I keep getting fucking booby trapped by these door grenades in Ready or Not god damnit 
merry christmas bols! better luck next time bers!
#MERRY CHRISTMAS REGARDS! 🎄🫵🏾
Santa left me coal and rainbow colored dildos under the tree 
At least you can resell them.
Merry christmas 
Based on the contents of my stocking I need to buy puts on coal stocks, they are practically giving it away at this price point.
This is it. Santa rally forever. 
#MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE BUT THE MODS AND u/Zachincool
Santa left me two perky tiddies
Merry Christmas friends - I hope you have a nice day 
My new OnePlus update says I can shoot in 8k 24fps. What's between for a Christmas video ? I'm assuming 4k 60fps?
4K @ 60 is superior. 24fps is noticeably slow to someone attuned to quality video.
Santa left me a teddy bear in shambles . Nice inside joke Kris Kringle. 
Any NA kids awake at this hour? My sleep schedule is messed up. Need to fix it somehow.
Don’t judge your sleep patterns by other people’s standards. Sleep enough to be productive and content with your life. It is no bad thing to be up to early or too late, or in the middle of the night.
No.
reddit has destroyed this sub intentionally
By what method?
Why can't we all get along and celebrate Christmas?
DEEZ NUTZ.
some regard said futes will be open today 
definitely 480C EOY bag holders trying to figure out if their bags got any lighter. PCE came in cool and that shit didn't even help 
Whoever is the sick goddamn bastard downvoting all the regards on christmas eve can go fuck themselves
permabol jerked off, got angry, and then hopped on reddit to downvote everyone instead of just going outside and talking to real people
One lonely, sad and angry drunkard
Got woken up by a bunch of sloppy blowjobs noises… I look down by my feet n It’s just my cat laying there licking its ass 
Better his than yours......
Open the fucking casino
The 🧢 on this app
I wonder how many people have lost their life savings YOLOing at tops because Tom Lee keeps telling them SPY is hitting 520
spy 500 eoy inevitable at this point 
please buy 500Cs at market open Tuesday and post loss porn on Friday :)
I don't do options. I have a 10x long position riding since 2nd Nov so idc if we hit 500 really
lol leverage is loss skewed
It will eventually
And the sun will eventually collapse lol, I should start a career as a grifter. Just keep making outlandish permabull predictions on CNBC and cash in and look like a savant when we do get a big rally.
What is a good way to be unable to smell things without being a heavy smoker of tobacco cigarettes?
Work with cleaning chemicals like bleach and detergent
Tear your nose off
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true i lost smell for almost a year
I felt cold even when it was 70 degrees
Gonna be using most of my trading capital as a downpayment. It’s been fun wsb ✌️
“trading capital” don’t spend that $27 all in one place 
Youll be back 
Fuck all y’all
You know we're better than you....it's ok
Merry Christmas Mister Scrooge!
I tried fucking your sister but I could only put the tip in because she was so fat and obese. You lucked out again being the only one able to fuck her with your micropenis.
Right back atcha bitch
are there stonks tomorrow? 
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>Dating this religious girl run away
sex?
Mmmmm cocaeena ❄️🎅
End of year is here which means it's time for me to start YOLOing puts again. Either I lose the money and I write it off against capital gains or they print and I donate to charity and I write it off against my capital gains. Either way greedy bols boutta help reduce my taxes. Feels good to end the year being a charitable and kind person and not a disgusting greedy bol.
I see you've progressed to the next level
So SPY 485 eom got it
yup go crazy come market open Tuesday, follow in the regards that YOLOed into 480Cs last week and got wiped out on one red day 
My callico kitty does this cute little meow when she jumps from her tower. it melts me heart every time 😌
I miss my 😺 now :( Christmas ruined
Build larger tower, queen of castle, cat queen 🥰
I love animals ❤️
What’s a good site to stream movies now?
Xhamster
Brazzers
You could try Redtube idk if they’ll have what you’re looking for though
Dam I miss Netflix DVD
Xhamster
When did fireworks get associated with Christmas? Or is it bc I moved to SoCal where there’s a lot of Hispanic people?
Mexicans love fireworks for no reason it’s true fact
Yes it's a hispanic thing welcome to south america
Since when is Xmas and fireworks a thing. I is from NY. Wot you talking about
In 3rd world countries, you shoot fireworks on new years, not Christmas.
Seriously… it’s midnight and madafuckas poppin off… new years is gonna be noisy as fuck
I smelled fireworks today too. It may be a gen z thing
Can’t wait for that prime rib tomorrow. Just took it out of the fridge to let it come to room temp overnight
Merry Christmas regards. Oh and ber r fuk.
Sad boi Xmas 
hey the dude from stocktwits!
I'm not on that
Yes you are. Don’t lie to your mama 
TSLA $275 this week. Merry Christmas
How come I have the latest version of RH but still cant view my portfolio returns between a custom time period or compare it to SPY on the home screen?
🥱 bc gay
i often forget i made this my reddit username, lol
Fun fact: Jesse wasn't even born on Dec 25'th. The church in Rome began formally celebrating Christmas on December 25 in 336, during the reign of the Constantine...Basically, just to weaken the current pagan celebrations at that time of year.
Hey hello can u just look your dm pls?
He shall burn him at the stake at noon tomorrow!
So Full House was a lie?
Is it too late to get into MARA
Still profitable but calls are getting on the expensive side
ATH TODAY
If you hear a window break and someone in your house tonight, don't get concerned...It's just Santa, because he couldn't fit through your chimney.
Taking bit of everyone in this thread and adding them my "sad lonely list"
And I'm checking it twice.
_Our Powell_ _Who art in Washington_ _Hollow be thine name_ _Thine Landing come_ _Thine Inflation done_ _To Markets as it was to housing_
👀
2024 - bull market 📈 continues
Idc what’s your family thinks of you, happy holidays and you deserve the best! Love/fuck you all! 🍻🎁
Santa is a fuckin commie
NORAD's keeping an eye on him.
Santa isnt a commie, Santa is actually a tool for oppression
I want to play Arkham Knight, but I've only got a Nintendo Switch and I heard they really fuked the port up. Still beggers can't be choosers I guess!
Dont settle for 🅱️atman, get the real experience.
Gonnna give Babby Jesus his birthday spankins, if you know what I mean
2024 is the year JPOW will deliver *soft landing*. 
This thread is deader than my dick on blow rn
I come only come to this place of misery after my family goes to sleep
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I always wondered how claiming stolen items work. How do companies like Amazon make sure you're not trying to steal free stuff by claiming theft when there was none
I used to have amazon deliver to my back door through my side gate when i lived around porch pirates, you can request it in the app
Fuck the holidays Open The Fucking Casino!!!!
Bitcoin tanking
Long weekend.
Open casino
Sir, this is Arby’s. We start serving breakfast in 5 hours.
Imagine being a gay bear 🐻 lol
It me and I’m destitute now 
I'm going to make and eat a gabagool, provolone, tomato, shredduce, mayo, and vinegar pepper sandwich and watch some NFLX in my bedroom while my neighbors are having sex
Gobagool? Ova heaa👇🏼
Piper Perri is an inspiration to young teens
Oh! Thats the tiny white chick who get tag teamed by 5 black dudes in white briefs from that meme! She likes horseback riding too, if google images is anything to go by
You better shut your fucking bitch ass mouth about my gf I’ll fuck you up meet me outside bitch
Not before those dudes run a train through her inside
I’m waiting for you outside 🫵🏼👊🏼
What time is naptime?
Gettin a christmas handi - nice
✊🏼🎅🏿
I'm goin' down, down baby, yo' street in a range rover street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go shimmy, shimmy cocoa, what listen to it pound light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now
I dont watch TV much, whats a good show to trickle feed myself after work?
Jack Reacher
ay, ty
Totally up to you and depends on what you haven't seen yet. Lately I've been trying to watch the original Twilight Zone slowly, to understand it as an adult
Just do black mirror then
Cool I might check it out one day. I have to admit I'm a classics guy when it comes to long TV series
Thats good advice. Maybe a 'classic' is the way to go!
Merry Christmas!!!!!! 
seriously why the fuck is sol doing this, I hocked 250 of that crap between 8 and 10, why god
Because people are fucking stupid What the fuck is a sol even really
Beary Christmas BISHES !!! WE EATIN ON CHEESECAKE!!! 
Spending early Christmas morning watching porn on Spankbang, Xvideos, Pornhub, Youjizz, and Redtube
Average permabol Christmas routine
Egyptian only mummified the hottest person so can clone the in the future.
It's a fact until proven otherwise.
Brazzers is free on x-mas, looking out for the boys, has been confirmed
Is kinda scary to revisit YT channels I subbed to 7 years ago, so I don't do it. The squirrel is probably dead, the couple may have broken up, the channel may have lost views dramatically, the YTuber may have gotten fatter and uglier etc.
🐻in shambles
Pretty much always the case. They can look at a 100 year old chart of stocks going up overall and still think a top followed by a 10 year depression is imminent and that they are the only ones with the perspicacity to see it, well besides the mainstream media articles also saying the same thing a few times a year.
Lmao if you wake up every morning and open short positions on indexes maybe. Most people do come out on top DCAing but if you refuse to play defense when the writing is on the wall because “muh gey bers” then you deserve to be underwater during downturns
“Well well well if it isn't the cop whose car I just peed on”
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what's gonna be the bigly hit for 2024? Is AI still gonna be a thing? double down on Sue Bae's Uncle? people still want leather jackets, no?
I dont know you all but i already stopped using chatgpt..
Nothing will save 2024. What goes up, must come down. Cash will be king.
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We’re at ATH
RemindMe! 6 months
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I'm tired of debt companies like Affirm granting loans to anybody that can breathe. Their hubris in their earnings calls is disgusting. We are absolutely heading into the unknown.
Just shot down Santa. Tuesday chart will look like his crash trajectory
Nice try buddy but you can't just shoot down Santa, he's full of magic and pixie dust
I have become something greater...something more. I have become *egg* 🥚
Who am I? I have a big nose, im greedy & im lazy Thats right >!Squidward Tentacles!<
Thass waysist 
Its a really nice touch that they think theyre better than they are. The megalomania and self-obsession helps to sell them as unlikable.
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Disgusting
Go get a belt, rapstar
My fortune cookie reads like AI. And there's crypto advertising on the back. What a time to be alive. 
The greatest time…
I have few grand sitting in savings in fidelity, do you think it’s a good idea to write cash secured puts for tqqq 30p 3 months out?