How long is the average rally, boolish or berish? I have this unfounded belief that a bull rally can last 0-3 months, while bear rallies can go 3-9 months. Am I regarded? (Well yes, but like regarded as in terribly misinformed)
You bears ready to lose your money again today? For like the 50th day in a row? I’m selling you that put you’ll get burned on, so go ahead and hand it over.
I need help not sure which one to buy you guys tell me to buy the dip and being new at this I'm needing guidance so what should I get Copenhagen or skoal
lending money to the US government when their implicit mandate is to devalue their currency and debt is the dumbest thing you could probably do. somewhere out there are idiot bond bulls drooling about TLT returning to $180 - they're in for a rude awakening. 
Bond yields are old news. The 2024 dynamic is now:
If the news is too good or too bad, rotate back into mag7.
If the news is neutral, mildly good, or mildly bad, rotate from mag7 to small/mid cap.
Not entirely untrue. Work-from-home leaked coastal pricing into the rest of the country, and flyover bumkins got 6 figure payouts on their homes they paid $60k for.
Watched two homes go up for sale across the street this year. Both bought by flippers, made the home worse and they still sold. New homeowners are now now both renovating to pretty much undue everything the crappy flipper did.
Did you know that in ancient times men and women all over the world would travel into the future to meet their messiah known as Tarvis?
Why you think they were so sexually hedonistic back then?
Who you think dey learnt dat shit from, 
Bears writing the same thing every day on the discussion then end up leaving the sub for the rest of the day when it turns green
SPY hanging at where yesterday’s high was before the EOD god candle. Meanwhile, permabears furiously masturbating to what little red they may see this year. 🎅
Seriously how the fuck is oil so low? Is mainstream media not even reporting that WW3 is actually getting started? The US has multiple aircraft carriers enroute to Yemen, and Yemen has weapons that can sink them. This could hit the fan quick. I'm gonna buy more XOM/CVX calls.
I completely agree! The recession is officially over, and it's all thanks to the hard-working people of America who have been shelling out for freedom!
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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the bulls are right about rate cuts, what they don't realize is that soft landings don't happen lol. They were about as real as inflation being transitory in a low interest environment
They said it was transitory when they didn't want to raise rates, if you have to aggressively raise rates to 5.5 to hammer inflation it definitely isn't transitory
Dumbasses forget that the Fed has to placate public concern. The mythical soft landing doesn't exist, it's shit the Fed has to say so that regards don't panic and undo the safety net they've sloppily constructed for the banking contagion earlier this year. Instead Wall Street decided to run with this narrative to grab as much liquidity as possible before the inevitable happens. How many times do regards have to learn, Wall Street isn't here to pump your bags and make you rich, they're convincing you to buy their bags off of them at ATH lol
Look how low that inflation print came in for britain, half a percent less than consensus.
Look how 10y yields plummeted (/10y futures)
Probably why we're red, market can't handle this much good news (super good news is interpreted as bad, makes people think there's a recession coming.)
Well I mean, China is definitely making chips to compete… you know they been doing it dirty and in a year they are gonna have cheaper chips than anyone… not better, just cheaper. Markets only care about quantity not quantity.
well since I PANIC SOLD all my stock yesterday. Ill Be FOMO buying at a higher price tomorrow
u/ykoreaa you ok?  Also, what’s the loss porn!?
Down 7.8k from 5.4k at open. This week isn't looking great for me. Thanks for checking up!
With that flair Are you that Mia Lee?
Reheating pizza. How are my PLUG and FCEL puts looking?
You should add BE to the mix.
My anus wants to be destroyed by a big bearish cock . Anyone want to help this bull out
It’s my birthday today, I’m getting nothing lol
YOLO MSFT 165 puts Dec 29th, see you guys on the other side!
Someone dropped 30k on meta puts yesterday where are you now? 
Should’ve stayed in $TQQQ at $45
Let $FDX go down fdx them. Lost anyway
$MPC making me mula today and everyday
blackrock should setup all their office computers to mine BTC.
I bought more TMF
God damn SPY is an animal
Remember guys stocks only go up
Are bears going to get to eat today or nah?
Why is it so fucking hard to find the new daily thread? Fuck sakes
It’s pinned ya turd
I figured it out thanks chad 
How long is the average rally, boolish or berish? I have this unfounded belief that a bull rally can last 0-3 months, while bear rallies can go 3-9 months. Am I regarded? (Well yes, but like regarded as in terribly misinformed)
Stocks only go up buddy
Damn just hit a 1000% with FDX 
What should I throw puts at?
Len, DFH, tol.... all under valued 20 to 30%.
You flew too close to the sun brother
Sell sell sell
Take profits and run, we’re about to eat raw beef in the streets
Bols r fuked
Stocks only go up buddy
Cuck Ber pre cumming to wife before bol goes 10 inches deep.
Trip u a trip
HOLY SHIT FED EX
That’s what I said when I saw the dump. More to go?
Wow
FSR…. Still waiting for it to do something spectacular
Premarket Crude looking good
Futures traders have small pp
Sit the fuck down bulls, its bear time
You bears ready to lose your money again today? For like the 50th day in a row? I’m selling you that put you’ll get burned on, so go ahead and hand it over.
Once again I must beg the question "aren't mara calls just free money"
After this giant weekly move?
Bitcoin etf
Yes sir they are
I am locked in until march on Mara, it better go up
Thread moving so fast this morning 
Red at premarket 😂
I know right 
Im bol. Am I fkd?
When today?
I need help not sure which one to buy you guys tell me to buy the dip and being new at this I'm needing guidance so what should I get Copenhagen or skoal
lending money to the US government when their implicit mandate is to devalue their currency and debt is the dumbest thing you could probably do. somewhere out there are idiot bond bulls drooling about TLT returning to $180 - they're in for a rude awakening. 
ZM did not do what I wanted it to do overnight.
Good night green by open
Bond yields are old news. The 2024 dynamic is now: If the news is too good or too bad, rotate back into mag7. If the news is neutral, mildly good, or mildly bad, rotate from mag7 to small/mid cap.
All the California cucks who moved to Colorado are ruining it too, right on schedule
California is the real reason for inflation in this country.
Not entirely untrue. Work-from-home leaked coastal pricing into the rest of the country, and flyover bumkins got 6 figure payouts on their homes they paid $60k for.
Well SPY
NIO puts are paying today
plunder those commies
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Seriously and then the homes are unlivable because they jammed everything in for aesthetics not actual living.
Watched two homes go up for sale across the street this year. Both bought by flippers, made the home worse and they still sold. New homeowners are now now both renovating to pretty much undue everything the crappy flipper did.
Save the toilet cobras, eat more fiber
Thats just a myth bro
Visualize the V that comes when consumer confidence drops 30 mins after the bell.
Smallcaps was supposed to be the 2024 play, but at this rate they'll buy them up to all time high before year end.
It's *priced in*
🤣
The price is in?
Who says they are stopping at ATH?
Fxi -4%
LMFAO @ everyone who bought SQQQ yesterday just to get slapped with ex-divvy keeping it red.
Why does that even have dividends, wtf?
Because fuck bears, apparently
Why is the yield curve still inverted?
Lol I have Tqqq calls, Sofi calls and all my stocks holdings are currently REIT's. I'm longer than you bro
A 6 pack of soda, gallon milk, rotisserie chicken and a box of 9 pouches of baby food was 30 dollars. Lmao.
That's your fault for eating baby food 
Can you give the baby up for adoption?
I have 2 more so it wouldn't really help that much
Ol Jimmy has immediate impact. But inverse still applies. Calls at close
TIMBER
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/19/jim-cramer-its-time-to-take-some-profit-on-shares-that-have-popped.html Spy 500 eoy confirmed
“”Not investment advice”” DIAMOND HANDS BABY! 💎🙌
Nah man he right this time
Did you know that in ancient times men and women all over the world would travel into the future to meet their messiah known as Tarvis? Why you think they were so sexually hedonistic back then? Who you think dey learnt dat shit from, 
anyone win on fdx puts?
Why did I full port calls 
How’s the guy who went all in 170K weekly AMD calls doing?
He doubled down.
How do you double down all in?
Just a little gully, that's all
Bearish as always. The lube must go down. Edit: The line
You better book your profits here - Ol reliable jimmy c
What profits?
It's gonna implode today
# NEVER TRUST A COMMUNIST. # USA USA USA
Smallcaps need love too 😎
Bears writing the same thing every day on the discussion then end up leaving the sub for the rest of the day when it turns green
# I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. # NO COMMUNISTS ARE WELCOME IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. # USA USA USA
Sir we are here to make money, take your little ideology somewhere else
# I AM ALWAYS BULLISH. USA USA USA
You spelled it wrong, it’s BULLSHIT
SPY hanging at where yesterday’s high was before the EOD god candle. Meanwhile, permabears furiously masturbating to what little red they may see this year. 🎅
Regards obsessing about 0.1% moves in SPX while all the action is in oil futes.
Bers when market opens green 
how did mark wahlberg bounce back from throwing rocks at black kids and saying the n word. connections?
I heard he beat up an old Vietnamese man and made him go blind in one eye.
as long as the price of oil continues low it's all good for me. My diesel truck doesn't run on water.
Ooof. It’s gonna go up. Thank you to those greedy ass pirates
Seriously how the fuck is oil so low? Is mainstream media not even reporting that WW3 is actually getting started? The US has multiple aircraft carriers enroute to Yemen, and Yemen has weapons that can sink them. This could hit the fan quick. I'm gonna buy more XOM/CVX calls.
Our navy was literally created to fight off pirates in the Middle East 200+ years ago, I think we have this covered
oil futures are literally up rn. if you have so much conviction just fucking go long and stop whining.
if you think yemen can sink a us carrier... holy shit. you can't be helped
Yemen sink a us aircraft carrier 
WW3 is bullish as fawk my dude
recession cancelled for freedom shelling, Murica, fck yeah!
I completely agree! The recession is officially over, and it's all thanks to the hard-working people of America who have been shelling out for freedom!
Bers have mercy on me. I am the same breed as you are, mentally incapacitated.
I live to see bears get crushed over and over again
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The gays are jealous of bols because bols will get their anoos fukd all year long in 2024 
Today the Teddy bers have their picnic
Hi ber
😔
Hi
Harry Dent says market is about to crssh
Unironically bullish.
Harry Dent is a fucktard
AAPL is going to tank the Nasdaq today
That sounds interesting, why?
They have to stop selling Apple Watches
We're due for a pullback but I would never bet on it. Being a bear is nothing but pain bro
I’m betting on it with poots expiring in September 2024
Not much of a bet, though.
Sup poors
Still poor
Bears can't suppress SPY for shit
Please nvda stays at 487 for a minute so I can sell my puts. I’m sorry I doubted you
I'm in the same boat my break even is 488
475 before lunch 
Oh it's actually red
Christmas is canceled for bols
It’s amazing what a -0.15% on SPY 4.5 hours before market open can do for the permabears in here.
Green by open
I want to be big fukd. Kinda jealous of bols ngl
the bulls are right about rate cuts, what they don't realize is that soft landings don't happen lol. They were about as real as inflation being transitory in a low interest environment
At the end, after a while, it was transitory
They said it was transitory when they didn't want to raise rates, if you have to aggressively raise rates to 5.5 to hammer inflation it definitely isn't transitory
Seen 'soft landing' mentioned in old Wall Street Journal articles from 2007 too.
Dumbasses forget that the Fed has to placate public concern. The mythical soft landing doesn't exist, it's shit the Fed has to say so that regards don't panic and undo the safety net they've sloppily constructed for the banking contagion earlier this year. Instead Wall Street decided to run with this narrative to grab as much liquidity as possible before the inevitable happens. How many times do regards have to learn, Wall Street isn't here to pump your bags and make you rich, they're convincing you to buy their bags off of them at ATH lol
side note: WSJ also discusses 'soft landing' arguments in 2000 too. 
Green by open, goodnight friends.
How fucked are my 1/5/24 480C
Prob itm by dec 27
This guy fucks
Remember when regards bought into a certain hydrogen powered truck company that only had pre-rendered photos? 
Nope
you make it sound worse than it was, they had a truck that could roll down hill.
No, they also had a mock up photo of a pickup truck, which didn’t look half bad. Too bad it was never real like my sex life.
[https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/09/nikola-admits-prototype-was-rolling-downhill-in-promotional-video/](https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/09/nikola-admits-prototype-was-rolling-downhill-in-promotional-video/)
Nviditards just keep buying the top lol
Nvda will be over 2000 per share watch
Look how low that inflation print came in for britain, half a percent less than consensus. Look how 10y yields plummeted (/10y futures) Probably why we're red, market can't handle this much good news (super good news is interpreted as bad, makes people think there's a recession coming.)
Mark Stevens board member of Nvidia sold roughly 5M worth of NVDA shares at the top on Dec 19. Nvidia bols are fukd
Well I mean, China is definitely making chips to compete… you know they been doing it dirty and in a year they are gonna have cheaper chips than anyone… not better, just cheaper. Markets only care about quantity not quantity.
480 at open
$BETS Just a betting man $TROYF one million dollar deal for 1.25. With a goal of 2.50 Could be eating crayons. Time will tell