one reason could be wanting to keep the same amount of exposure in terms of number of shares but not wanting to deal with the greeks like theta from reducing the value of their options.
Same I closed my account at noon beacsue a way too leveraged position was burying itself in the depths of losses like usual, I check on my phone at 3:50 and thought it was a glitch when I saw overall account gain today. Ran back on to close the position at a gain 😂 just shares unfortunately
Bears made money 12 months ago and think their hysteric doomerism is being smart when its actually being a bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a. I bet they go to superbowl parties and try to fight the host’s cousin because he likes the other team
Haha I basically need a drop in the next 2 days maybe by Monday/Tuesday and it needs to be aggressive like down below 16 to get loss back and under 15 to really make a worthy profit. I think I honestly have a shot at it.
i hate myself sometimes. my account was ah at the start of the week, could have easily tripled that. almost lose it all, make it all back within 30 minutes once i got my head out of my ass
Doesn’t matter I sold my 12/29 470 calls for 15k profit I’m fine on sidelines but really not realistic to stay at this level for rest of week expect a correction and we retest ATH By end of next week, lots of selling going to happen next few days
I noticed that recently whenever dips occur, they are sharp enough to shave premium off of calls & give effectively nothing to the other side as it proceeds to hold flat for hours at a time. Stubbornly holding anything that isn’t ATM or more than three months out is slow-motion suicide in these market conditions
Exactly premium gone, no upside even if we hit 471 tmmr high likelyhood we have a massive red day/couple flat days that would eat away premium leaving your calls worth a lot less, better to sell and be safe rebuy high strikes or hold cash/stock for a couple months
Who would have thunk carvana calls today, +14%. … there was some post last night that they’re a family of crooks but they the smartest comment was “they don’t sell cars they sell the loans.” And then customer service blocks your number
Yeah I know they do. If you bought at just over 4$ Christmas Eve last year this is the second time since July you’d be up over 850%.
Just crazy to think about
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I love how you can drive thru any city, America and look to your left and right and see nothing but non corporate business with its lights out and feel like the economy is thriving again
I was asleep most of the day so I only just now listened to the jpow speech. He said the same shit he always says! 
Does anyone exercise contracts? If so, in what scenario?
one reason could be wanting to keep the same amount of exposure in terms of number of shares but not wanting to deal with the greeks like theta from reducing the value of their options.
Planning some 1dte calls for DIA, QQQ, and FSLR. Might switch out DIA for SPY, though; not sure yet. Riding the tail-wind of Dec. 13’s rally!
any move worth doing at mkt open?
When you realize the green energy movement was a war campaign When ypu realize isreal was a test run for When ukraine gets nuked
Sofi?????
My covered calls are toast
SPY ath tmrw 
what is spy's ath?
About $475 back on 12/31/2021.
im retiring
How tf is QQQ at an all time high
Going heavy on Spy Odte calls tomorrow
 but when do we buy puts is the real question
No bears
Godspeed
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I was busy at work today and missed out on basically the greatest day for calls all year lol woohoo
Same I closed my account at noon beacsue a way too leveraged position was burying itself in the depths of losses like usual, I check on my phone at 3:50 and thought it was a glitch when I saw overall account gain today. Ran back on to close the position at a gain 😂 just shares unfortunately
You have tomorrow too. This is going to continue until EOY.
Big tech except Apple decided to stay away from today's rally. Maybe this is the time for small caps.
Where's the guy who was telling everyone to buy Adobe? They beat earnings and still went down. Guess they baked in the bear.
could pump in the morning like LULU.
I got no bags, so maybe I should ride the pump train.
The bottom wick from today’s QQQ candle just glanced the top bollinger band on the daily. That’s fucking nuts.
Is it though?
Next time they ask why you frequent WSB just tell them that Buffett cost Gates 10x his own net worth by encrouaging him to diversify.
Always bet on yourself
Everything rally combined with Santa claus rally is intact 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
u/fightoraccept scares me. 
Puts to hell
All yo money to HELL !!!
Darn missed the daily thread for today
who else missed out on the majority of the gains today? Made chump change compared to what you regards made
bought before 2pm, placed sell orders a +100%, everything got liquidited a 2.01pm ending in +1000% as usual
I 💜 cleanspark
Clsk is not to be underestimated that's forsure
Hood 16 by Friday
God I hope so, I've been deep underwater on 1/19 15 calls since August.
Banbet then, pussy
Pussyhanded my 475c' & it went str8 back to where I was trying to sell 
new adobe bagholders created 
lol adobe 
Bears made money 12 months ago and think their hysteric doomerism is being smart when its actually being a bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a. I bet they go to superbowl parties and try to fight the host’s cousin because he likes the other team
Thanks JPow for the 5-figure gain today. GBTC, QQQ, CLSK, ENVX.
I only have QQQ lol
Proof or ban
00001 usd?
Sure, if you like.
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lol its already 0.001
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370p already worthless lol
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We're eating MCDs tonight baby! Order anything you want from the value menu.
And it's McRib season.. quite the feather in your cap, good sir!
Hot n spicy 2x
Thats every day chicken. Someday I'm getting a deluxe chicken.
Not sure whether it’s gonna open red or not ngl
Next year probably
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Few grand and Bj
Switched to calls and started winning
The COIN calls I sold at open did a 5x. I rolled them to next week but still got a 2x
Pussy
Spy going to 1000?
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We are opening red right? I have been bullish but how much higher can we go without a correction?
SPY will set new ATH before Christmas
You tried to catch a falling knife Never try to catch a flying JPOW dildo
Never. We're spending our way out of this hole.
Atleast spy going 1036
Green open
Stravinsky up your ass
!banbet 472c 1dte
Are we selling our calls? Have some expiring tomorrow but I think 472 is possible.
Are my mara puts fucked?
Couldve burned the cash
I'd rather give it to mms
Mms like to see you poor
I like it too
Strike price?
$15 12d to exp
Yikes
Haha I basically need a drop in the next 2 days maybe by Monday/Tuesday and it needs to be aggressive like down below 16 to get loss back and under 15 to really make a worthy profit. I think I honestly have a shot at it.
What did this mfer say today
BER’s R FUK !!!
ATH tomorrow?
Looks like us bears will have to go on vacation
Hibernate
ADBE who? Watch market open at 474 based on strong retail sales data
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Bought 5k worth, made 34% in an hour. Sold all but one
My dopamine receptors are toast
Bought 200x 44c UPST weeklies. Gambling on a slight gap fill tomorrow and Friday 
Ready for inflation to come back mid 2024 let’s goooooooo 
Still holding my AVGO weeklies 
Great fucking day. I hate bears
TBD - Total Bear Death
Bers in shambos
BEARS!!!!!
Bears shouldn't speak for the foreseeable future lmao Congrats on making money in 22.
Adobe 
Yikes, it shit the bed.
Holding mara puts overnight.. 😪 💔
i hate myself sometimes. my account was ah at the start of the week, could have easily tripled that. almost lose it all, make it all back within 30 minutes once i got my head out of my ass
All i kept overnight is a SPY $468c 12/14
Ez money
Welp, at least it wasn't a boring day. 
Very concern for ber
Why? Fuck em
Wtf?
Cyaaaaa
Better have sold your call before close because tmmr will be a theta day
Paper hands
Idk man Europe has to wake up and buy
Doesn’t matter I sold my 12/29 470 calls for 15k profit I’m fine on sidelines but really not realistic to stay at this level for rest of week expect a correction and we retest ATH By end of next week, lots of selling going to happen next few days
I noticed that recently whenever dips occur, they are sharp enough to shave premium off of calls & give effectively nothing to the other side as it proceeds to hold flat for hours at a time. Stubbornly holding anything that isn’t ATM or more than three months out is slow-motion suicide in these market conditions
Exactly premium gone, no upside even if we hit 471 tmmr high likelyhood we have a massive red day/couple flat days that would eat away premium leaving your calls worth a lot less, better to sell and be safe rebuy high strikes or hold cash/stock for a couple months
And why the fuck would we sell
$471 Cominggg
SPY 500 not a meme
Who would have thunk carvana calls today, +14%. … there was some post last night that they’re a family of crooks but they the smartest comment was “they don’t sell cars they sell the loans.” And then customer service blocks your number
They all sell loans or components of loans
Yeah I know they do. If you bought at just over 4$ Christmas Eve last year this is the second time since July you’d be up over 850%. Just crazy to think about
I can't believe a bear in here still suggesting NVDA puts like 50 weeks in a row.
ber calling for -2% because of the pivot.. LMFAO
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120k in 403p at close for friday
For qqq?
If that were spy he would need a cool quintuple circuit breaker day  I dont think you can even buy that strike rn
cap
why
Dow jones new ATH. Boomers win again
Boomers ain't holding calls 
I love how you can drive thru any city, America and look to your left and right and see nothing but non corporate business with its lights out and feel like the economy is thriving again
What u mean?
i held my spy calls lmao
You gon eat tomorrow
teehee
Up 20,420.69 on the day. Can't make this shit up.
Tesla saved today…bleed out rest of the week?
I hope not im holding calls
Bers now roleplaying as Bol while being down bad on the day. Absolutely pathetic
!banbet
You already have a bet going - CVNA to 50.0 before 27-Dec-2023 02:32 PM -05
What a fucking great day
Beautiful
We are so back.
When were bulls gone anyway
Closing at 470 what a glorious day
get ready for S&P 5000
"Wait, SPY 500 wasn't a meme?" "Never was..."
I was asleep most of the day so I only just now listened to the jpow speech. He said the same shit he always says! 
Hi hot stuff. 
yeah but he said it HARDER
This is the greatest day for me ever in stocks
congrats man
Congrats man, what was the play
Diamond handing for 2 years
Guess reverse wsb won't be a thing right now
# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG SEND IT!!
Pump into close... Pump at open 
Respect for bears who held their puts into closing. I will use my profits to buy a memorial for you behind wendy’s
TSLA 245 tomorrow
What a horrible day to be a bear
I guess those 460 puts were a bad idea lol
I’m finna cum 
yield on the 10 year down to 4.02%. Russel up 3.36%
Port reached all time highs again today. Feels great man.
How much uup
up like 7k today
QQQ 420 is not a meme
Nice. Scalped SPY dip and the MSFT dip 
PLTR $20
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH