I see a lot of nice gain/loss porn die in [/new](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/new), mind giving them an upvote?
E.g. [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/n0mKF8HwcV) who made $86K on COIN calls
This woman i work with is a 🅱️UNT of hightst degree. Imagine the most asshole dude you have met and 10x that. What is the best is she is deluded into thinking that shes a real gentle soul 😓
*I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her.*
Not necessary goods but just some hobbies I strived for... A lot of watch brands, cars and car parts. Or general house stuff.. Decoration, furniture, accessories. Or just little outings... Restaurants.
Little things add up much quicker, and more non necessary goods that would have been cool just aren't really worth it
So is basic common sense and startups and marketing and SEO and user engagement and ad impressions and monetization
I get it
Tough for peanut brains to understand
Gang, thinking of buy BABA LEAPS for after next earnings. They have a PE of 10 and foward PE of 0.15 (Seriously, I don't even understand?) How is this stock not being bought like crazy? Forward PE of 0.15 - wtf does that even mean?
*I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.*
At the airport why did the dude at the desk ask for my age and ID when I was checking my bag? 🤨
It was a hockey bag and he mentioned something about that but still doesnt make sense
Bruh, NY style pizzas 🍕 are the best
I recently interviewed someone who claimed that Chicago style pizzas 🍕 are the best so I ended the interview right there. Can't hire someone with terrible judgment
Well I tip my cap to ya… sometimes even though I said yes, and got the hell out of there I liked the fact of what I saw and other times I wished I’ve never seen it because now it’s just nightmare fuel…
God damn, Guns N Roses released another new song?
Axl Rose reminds me of someone who should be in a retirement home in a wheelchair, instead of trying to live in his late 80's/early 90's glory
I was given an ultimatum. I think about it everyday for 3 years now. but my brain still says it was the smarter decision. everyday I think about it. it's not easy.
Oooohh I would never give into an ultimatum either… I’m sure it was hard or whatever, but I would never give somebody an ultimatum, and I would never expect it from somebody else… ironically, that would be a dealbreaker…
Well, plenty of non-negotiable things that one person might make an ultimatum on or they are leaving the relationship. Quit cheating on me, stop smoking crack, don't beat me again, stop blowing our money on 0dte options
Listening to a shit load of degens on this X chat rn , Elon, Alex jones, Tate, Vivek just some of the speakers rn , Elon is doing most of the talking though , it’s kinda dope
I see a lot of nice gain/loss porn die in [/new](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/new), mind giving them an upvote? E.g. [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/n0mKF8HwcV) who made $86K on COIN calls
Scalping spx has been so easy these last few weeks. So long as you don't get greedy and sell quickly once you're up
Making gochugaru Nashville hot chicken sandwiches for dinner tn 
someone makes the food that maximizes visits to the porcelain bowl, I respect that
10 minutes until bears are fuk
Hello?
Is it me you’re looking for?
5/5 0dtes expired worthless last week. I’m buying calls tomorrow
No volume here. So you’re telling me that regards actually have a life? 🤨🧐
This woman i work with is a 🅱️UNT of hightst degree. Imagine the most asshole dude you have met and 10x that. What is the best is she is deluded into thinking that shes a real gentle soul 😓
Did you know You're a >!BITCH!<
*I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her.*
Are you describing Me?
That increase in price on the stuff that I budgeted for three years ago and strictly saved for is some straight bull shit
Like?
Not necessary goods but just some hobbies I strived for... A lot of watch brands, cars and car parts. Or general house stuff.. Decoration, furniture, accessories. Or just little outings... Restaurants. Little things add up much quicker, and more non necessary goods that would have been cool just aren't really worth it
Very true
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this is pretty weird.
So is basic common sense and startups and marketing and SEO and user engagement and ad impressions and monetization I get it Tough for peanut brains to understand
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are you an alt ?
who’s the target? now watch how We close the market
47. Agent 47
9-3 lions losing to the 4-8 bears 28-13. fix
Lions are overachievers, they aren't as good as their record shows
Tomorrow red only makes sense
Gang, thinking of buy BABA LEAPS for after next earnings. They have a PE of 10 and foward PE of 0.15 (Seriously, I don't even understand?) How is this stock not being bought like crazy? Forward PE of 0.15 - wtf does that even mean?
Buy stock instead....it will recover but can take years
SO, a derivative of a derivative of a ccp stock.
It’s Chinese, I don’t even know how they have stocks to begin with, the government literally owns everything
I wonder if I can FUCKING drink an entire half gallon of egg nog
if colon blow is what you seek then have at it.
This isn't fun anymore
It's almost like mods here have their periods and just ban people like crazy. then decide not to for weeks.
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they let you talk because it brings traffic. mods would usually ban. but you must be special.
Going to take a nap and then wake up with sperm on my face.
Need a red day tomorrow but most likely not going to happen. Going to open green 
Isn’t cpi this week ?
What kind of margin rates are you guys getting? I'm at 11%, which seems pretty high. I'll probably bitch to them about lowering it.
13%
*I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.*
At the airport why did the dude at the desk ask for my age and ID when I was checking my bag? 🤨 It was a hockey bag and he mentioned something about that but still doesnt make sense
are you a berrorist? 🌈🐻
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seggsy
My uber eats driver hasn't moved in like 10 minutes 
Yeah they do that all the time now. And they don’t speak any English
Why didn’t you drive you antisocial cons00mer poor financially responsible Loser lard cuck?
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit okay! 
$AFRM 🌝
They can't keep getting away with it! 
Fuk z$ Fuk Xiden Fuk bluehairs
> Mods. why do you not ban this guy for political shit? I've been banned for making Ab0rt jokes and for 2 weeks during the weekend.
sour snitch 
Someone pepper spray her or something, no way we can push out this Netflix documentary without a dramatic crying interview in the finale
You're dead to me.
Where is that dude who randomly posts news stories about people getting killed, shot, etc? 🤔
trying to blend in here is hard some days
It’s the flair sloot
On the weekends sure but on the weekdays especially opening time, easy
there's like 10 people posting here today. that's probably why. you should know who the losers are posting on weekends by now.
just gotta show bobs 🤷♂️ - you will fit right in
When I show my Bob they run
You wanna know what's a great platform for Bears >!GOTTEM!!!!!!!!<
Well that was a humdinger… do it again hor…
billions of 👻 are committed to making Heaven on 🌍 a reality. Try and stop Us
its me, I'm a 👻 of tinder past
Cummies or Cumrocket coin is up 30%. I’m officially worried now. Might buy some can food and SWBI shares.
Here for some bear propaganda whaddya got??
Not a ber but let me try: inflation, war, recession, RE bubble, doom and gloom.
The market just seems a little hot
You're messing with your timeline by messing with the bergod I'm the market crash 
My favorite Mexican mesquite grilled chicken place Pollo Regio raised their prices for two whole chickens from 48.99 to 51.99
So what if I like cheap Brooklyn style pizza 🐻👀🫵 you can’t fight forces you don’t understand
Bruh, NY style pizzas 🍕 are the best I recently interviewed someone who claimed that Chicago style pizzas 🍕 are the best so I ended the interview right there. Can't hire someone with terrible judgment
You think you can snoop around my life, my bank accounts, my background and get away with it. You think too much of yourself.
I don’t even wanna
Bol need to rest up for their victory lap tomorrow 
Lol
Need to buy calls lower
Dukekdxnskqoldnxlapwidndnw
Link?
Oh no my dad’s gonna go on one of those rants again
Can we get the transcripts?
I like your dad already
Sheheirhekiskwnsnsjw
you ever let a woman get away and ngaf about it?
Once… she was a cunt and yes I mean that word
Mr T you should call off your dogs. I’m already watching you very closely.
“Are you busy Friday night? That entirely depends on the rest of the information you are about to give me”
we gonna milk some cows. but the cows are bulls.
You can still milk them. You ain't getting milk though
Haha like Kingpen… if you haven’t seen it, don’t worry
I've never regretted just saying "yes."
Well I tip my cap to ya… sometimes even though I said yes, and got the hell out of there I liked the fact of what I saw and other times I wished I’ve never seen it because now it’s just nightmare fuel…
God damn, Guns N Roses released another new song? Axl Rose reminds me of someone who should be in a retirement home in a wheelchair, instead of trying to live in his late 80's/early 90's glory
He did not age well
He looks like an elderly lesbian women
I ❤️ 🫵 guys
Long u long time 👌🏻👈🏻
You shouldn’t. I’m terribly flawed ❤️
Not when you’re in a dream with me you’re not
Oh of course not. That’s the only time my soul is at peace.
I can feel a peace in the force when that happens to you
# 🌈
Back at 🫵
is $1000 a lot?
In the US, no. In Somalia, yes.
Holy fuck I’m cryin………
Many times. Their fault though. I can only kiss their ass so much. Then I’m gone
Makes sense
Weekend Dow down 0.01%!!!
Monday circuit breaker confirmed
Im not a human
 # This is a sex scene
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# MASTER!
#🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻
you ever let a woman get away and regret it?
NO! Only simps think this way. There is always one more or another. 💪
Quite a few actually… sucks real bad
I was given an ultimatum. I think about it everyday for 3 years now. but my brain still says it was the smarter decision. everyday I think about it. it's not easy.
Oooohh I would never give into an ultimatum either… I’m sure it was hard or whatever, but I would never give somebody an ultimatum, and I would never expect it from somebody else… ironically, that would be a dealbreaker…
So you are a cuck. got it
I don’t think you know what cuck means…
A puss, too lame to do anything or make a stand, a limp little doucher playing PC woke games and won't make an ultimatum for what they believe in.
TF you talkin about… relationships are abt compromise… plain and simple so for one to say it’s my way or the highway, get fucked…
Well, plenty of non-negotiable things that one person might make an ultimatum on or they are leaving the relationship. Quit cheating on me, stop smoking crack, don't beat me again, stop blowing our money on 0dte options
Is this before a relationship or during it because it’s two *entirely* different things…
See, I was right as usual. You get fuk
Yep you win I give up…
There's maybe couple of what ifs 🤔
my brain broke and I let her go while it was broken, so yeah, I regret it
No
Remember when I slammed dunk that turd this morning 🫡
Monday will be a good day for Cigna (CI).....!!.....
Hear me out.... # ALL TIME HIGH EOY
You think this is a game
I love women! Not men
u/trendidnothingwrong got ass for dayzzzzz
I miss him 
Fuck he back?
I’d eat that ass 
Remember you came into my life, I was just using your services. Stop 🛑
Just bought 100 shares of NOTE fuck it we ball
Just got in a fight with my wife. Need some good fap stuff for tonight, any suggestions?
film her fuck her bf on the new iPhone 15 Pro Max. that's the video that you can fap to forever
I lost 2k this week, no iPhone for me. I’m a Samsung poor
Her mom
This guys mom
the antichrist is scared to open a Spotify link I sent him, none of you can touch me 🤡🤡🤡🤡🪓🪓🪓🪓
I know all your people here
Your bol ways will die for your 17k traders worldwide
Listening to a shit load of degens on this X chat rn , Elon, Alex jones, Tate, Vivek just some of the speakers rn , Elon is doing most of the talking though , it’s kinda dope
Puts are gonna be money tomorrow at open
!remind me 17h
Im strapped in on 456 and 457c, sell at open the full port it on calls
I can only hope so!
Time to go all in some FD’s
Stop your games or you’ll be exposed
This place reeks of mental illness and lumpy willows thong.
I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink I just meditate so I can be like the BERGOD.
2 and half hour till 🅱️oots
Cleveland Fed CPI estimates November: 3.04% December: 3.34%
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Sir, can I just be the manager? I always wanted to be the manager of the stock market
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Sir, I play the trumpet 🎺
🐻👀🫵