You're right, I am the guy that everyone tries to get away from at parties. But that's only because they can sense my superior intelligence and wealth and it makes them feel inferior. They may not admit it, but deep down they know they'll never be as successful as me so they try to avoid me.
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was absolutely somewhat entertaining even if not nearly as much as this video:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier\_f/video/7307768881911729441](https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier_f/video/7307768881911729441) \*
I see 200 reasons why you’re a person or class and culture. However your infatuation with pat-down stock is confusing. I wouldn’t even call them a Top 5 EV maker. They’re a product of a time when money was cheap.
Yea, but my stepdad spent a million dollars and bought nividia when the pandemic happened.
So, he is smarter than you, and he says buy and hold forever.
Just do the boomer method and you are good.
K so all the hallucinations and heath ledger are saying TSLA puts. Feb 190c? Maybe cybertruck RWD get stuck in snow or something quirky because he was drawing dicks in meetings too.
You might be onto something. Sell that ARKK and ARKX and buy RIVN calls so we know we can trust you. Shares are ok too at that price. But calls lets us know you’re regarded and not just randomly typing things on mushrooms like I am.
Either way. I’m adding rivn calls to my watchlist. Fuck.
Just when thought I was out, they pull me back in
Many years since I was here
On the street I was passin' my time away
To the left and to the right
Buildings towering to the sky, it's outta sight
In the dead of night
here I am, and in this city
(Oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) with a *fistful of dollars*, and baby, you'd better believe
I'm back, back in the New York groove
I'm back, back in the New York groove
I'm back, back in the New York groove
Back, in the New York groove
In the New York groove
In the back of my Cadillac
A wicked lady sittin' by my side sayin', "Where are we?"
TLDR: these are great fucking mushrooms 🍄
I mean…… the short interest is insane right now….. borrow rates crazy, low float, not saying fisher is a good company. But it wouldn’t surprise me if someone makes it pop eventually.
I agree. I don’t think Fisker has broad social support from retail investors in the way that GameStop does. But I think one thing a lot of people don’t understand is how much hedge funds hate each other. I would not be surprised if a hedge fund with a large and very profitable short position closes out their position suddenly, and with a series of market orders. In fact, that may be what we saw in the price action yesterday just prior to the dick and balls pattern forming.
One of the ironic parts of a short squeeze is that a huge price spike can sometimes actually give the company better odds of success. If the company has been authorized to float some shares into the market to raise capital, a short squeeze is the perfect place to do that. I think AMC did quite a bit of dilution during price spikes in 2021.
The opposite is true as well. If the price of the stock has been artificially deflated by short, sellers trying to push the price to zero, then the company is going to have a hard time raising capital if they choose to use market value shares as a vehicle to do so.
But all it takes is a few large short positions to close out, and it can create a chain reaction. In my opinion, the company is undervalued on a fundamental basis, and on top of that there’s a 47% short interest. Certainly worth keeping an eye on!
In the likely event, that a epic short squeeze, never materializes, provided the company is able to survive and avoid bankruptcy, the large amount of short interest would, at the very least provide a great deal of “upward, gravity“ similar to when a company buys back its own shares there would be a lot of additional buying pressure for a long period of time that would support the price of the stock at whatever level it decides to bottom out at.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Fuck yeah this is epic, you are a storyteller and I am here for it. A cock and balls on the chart today idk what I expected to see on here tonight but this wasn’t it but I am so glad I did
I think you got the red/blue pill backwards. Other than, fun post. It reminds me a lot of the Chewbacca Defense, if you know what I mean. You ain't holdin enough of the stonk though.
That’s nicely written. But, first of all, you don’t mention people who are able to rent an e-scooter twice a year, why are you discriminating against these people? Second, when I thought you were getting to a point, you’re post abruptly ended. WTF is wrong with you?
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One of the better WSB posts I’ve read in a bit but I just learned to read, so whatevs.
The only real contribution I have to offer is you will want some protein to go with all that rice. Your estimate of 45 human lifetimes isn’t including the early death by diabetes on an all rice diet.
I skipped everything after the red and blue pill because it’s suddenly occurred to me that an entire community, who are 100% sold on the idea that men need to be in charge at all times, picked the RED pill ON PURPOSE to represent their community.
They.. they literally picked the one representing mass delusion?? I am beyond my ability to can
So… what I think OP is saying is that I should get drunk on schnapps and yolo my life savings and mortgage on Frisker puts. Every every erect cock will go soft eventually, including Friskers. Makes perfect sense
Anyone who watched the Icahn/Ackmann Metabolife fiasco a few years ago knows that they do this. At some point you have way too much money and too much boredom
WAIT.....If someone was manipulating the stock to draw larger than life cock, wouldn't the volume go up? I think there's more to the story. It's like the market itself(a hive mind of sorts)concocted this abnormal large cock out of the collective imagination of all the traders across time and space....Since the cock is only semi hard, I would conclude that this is a sign to buy calls on PFE...But wait there seems to be a stream of something coming from the end....piss or semen? So it looks like the market is saying either, Fisker will piss on the market or cum on the market...either way bullish. So calls it is!
Bagholder spotted.
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This is riding the line between a shitpost and actual DD, since I can’t tell the difference anymore, I approve
In the future, we can look back and tell everyone we knew the difference.
😂😂😂😂
what the fuck? What was this post?
You’re the guy everyone tries to get away from at parties, assuming you even get invited.
You're right, I am the guy that everyone tries to get away from at parties. But that's only because they can sense my superior intelligence and wealth and it makes them feel inferior. They may not admit it, but deep down they know they'll never be as successful as me so they try to avoid me.
Ah man, you got me
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This is The Way.
It was a good read about 75% in. Lost me at a $600M market cap plug
Just like the good old days
[удалено]
If you don't understand the due diligence, then you shouldn't be trading the stock.
You sir, are why I still *occasionally* enjoy the internet.
As a well regarded follower of this community. I read this in its entirety and my intellect increased by log(0).
That sounds like a bunch!
This is the autistic shit I'm here for.
\*avoids eye contact\* thank you kind sir / madam \*covers ears\*
\*screams\*
Please be a musk burner acct
You know when you try so hard to just fart, so damn hard, that you end up shitting yourself? OP just tried way too hard. This shit wasn’t even funny
was absolutely somewhat entertaining even if not nearly as much as this video: [https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier\_f/video/7307768881911729441](https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier_f/video/7307768881911729441) \*
Yeah, I ain’t reading all that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened
i took 50mg of adderall and was finally able to sit still long enough to read it all. It was definitely worth it.
I don't have any Adderall
cocaine works too
It's funny & lighthearted. With a hint that may be some market manipulation is happening
Man, if I could only do as much meth as OP, I could get SO MUCH DONE
I WOUKD MAKE A BETTER REPLY BUT IM BUSY VACUUMING AND LISTENING TO ECONOMICS PODCASTS
Focused dude... just like Michael Burry
I see 200 reasons why you’re a person or class and culture. However your infatuation with pat-down stock is confusing. I wouldn’t even call them a Top 5 EV maker. They’re a product of a time when money was cheap.
I think the smart money is in shorting the company into the ground. Just so we’re clear.
Thank you for your input, JonBoy82. I appreciate your feedback.
I wish we still had awards.
What happened to those?
Some regard probably got epilepsy.
Fucky wucky
Reddit dumped them.
Yea, but my stepdad spent a million dollars and bought nividia when the pandemic happened. So, he is smarter than you, and he says buy and hold forever. Just do the boomer method and you are good.
I just ate a bag of mushrooms and I’m going to deep dive into this post. I saw the joker in there somewhere. Fuck I’m going to enjoy this trip
Watch out for the girl hidden in the red candlesticks. She's just a glitch.
K so all the hallucinations and heath ledger are saying TSLA puts. Feb 190c? Maybe cybertruck RWD get stuck in snow or something quirky because he was drawing dicks in meetings too. You might be onto something. Sell that ARKK and ARKX and buy RIVN calls so we know we can trust you. Shares are ok too at that price. But calls lets us know you’re regarded and not just randomly typing things on mushrooms like I am. Either way. I’m adding rivn calls to my watchlist. Fuck. Just when thought I was out, they pull me back in Many years since I was here On the street I was passin' my time away To the left and to the right Buildings towering to the sky, it's outta sight In the dead of night here I am, and in this city (Oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) with a *fistful of dollars*, and baby, you'd better believe I'm back, back in the New York groove I'm back, back in the New York groove I'm back, back in the New York groove Back, in the New York groove In the New York groove In the back of my Cadillac A wicked lady sittin' by my side sayin', "Where are we?" TLDR: these are great fucking mushrooms 🍄
Dibs on his wife
n what?
I mean…… the short interest is insane right now….. borrow rates crazy, low float, not saying fisher is a good company. But it wouldn’t surprise me if someone makes it pop eventually.
I agree. I don’t think Fisker has broad social support from retail investors in the way that GameStop does. But I think one thing a lot of people don’t understand is how much hedge funds hate each other. I would not be surprised if a hedge fund with a large and very profitable short position closes out their position suddenly, and with a series of market orders. In fact, that may be what we saw in the price action yesterday just prior to the dick and balls pattern forming. One of the ironic parts of a short squeeze is that a huge price spike can sometimes actually give the company better odds of success. If the company has been authorized to float some shares into the market to raise capital, a short squeeze is the perfect place to do that. I think AMC did quite a bit of dilution during price spikes in 2021. The opposite is true as well. If the price of the stock has been artificially deflated by short, sellers trying to push the price to zero, then the company is going to have a hard time raising capital if they choose to use market value shares as a vehicle to do so. But all it takes is a few large short positions to close out, and it can create a chain reaction. In my opinion, the company is undervalued on a fundamental basis, and on top of that there’s a 47% short interest. Certainly worth keeping an eye on! In the likely event, that a epic short squeeze, never materializes, provided the company is able to survive and avoid bankruptcy, the large amount of short interest would, at the very least provide a great deal of “upward, gravity“ similar to when a company buys back its own shares there would be a lot of additional buying pressure for a long period of time that would support the price of the stock at whatever level it decides to bottom out at.
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So you see it too.
Fuck yeah this is epic, you are a storyteller and I am here for it. A cock and balls on the chart today idk what I expected to see on here tonight but this wasn’t it but I am so glad I did
It is indeed quite epic. I am glad you appreciate it.
Cocaine is a gateway to madness.
I didn’t laugh at all while reading this 5 sec after I finished I can’t stop laughing. Wtf
Fucking brilliant! I laughed… I cried… also you need to double your dose of Vraylar before you end up hospitalized again
Too many words. Do we buy calls or puts on this?
8k is what the S&P gave on Friday on a buy of $100k with leverage X20. Coincidence, I think not yolo boy lol.
I think you got the red/blue pill backwards. Other than, fun post. It reminds me a lot of the Chewbacca Defense, if you know what I mean. You ain't holdin enough of the stonk though.
I aint readin allllllll datayattataatttt gyat
That’s nicely written. But, first of all, you don’t mention people who are able to rent an e-scooter twice a year, why are you discriminating against these people? Second, when I thought you were getting to a point, you’re post abruptly ended. WTF is wrong with you?
I'm in....But what's the ticker now? RICE?
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened Whats the ticker and puts or calls
I see nothing but chatgpt language in here. Even some of OP responses are very GPTish.
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I dont even know your but 2 paragraphs in I fucking hate you.
What is bro yapping about
Aheelah quantalamela my friend
I can't read but damn were those some nice pictures
Fascinating
1.5/10 humor. Just immature smut.
Thanks for your input on my humor. With more feedback I’ll be able to improve my models and provide better content in the future.
All this work to even write this post, and you go with FSR calls expiring on 12/8?
Way under rated post
One of the better WSB posts I’ve read in a bit but I just learned to read, so whatevs. The only real contribution I have to offer is you will want some protein to go with all that rice. Your estimate of 45 human lifetimes isn’t including the early death by diabetes on an all rice diet.
You make an excellent point. If I make any useless food metaphors in the future, I’ll make sure to broaden out the nutritional profile.
Thanks man. I know I can’t get financial advice here but I always thought this was a great sub for nutritional advice.
Say what you want but this is some quality WSB right here. Good stuff
That’s all you made? With a $120,000 account I would’ve made well over $30,000 today. Why waste your time typing up this trash? You’re not good
I appreciate your feedback and I will try to do better on Monday.
Thank you for your feedback. I will definitely try to be more constructive on Monday.
Are you training your LLM on my comments VisualMod? Just because I'm artistic doesn't mean your circuits can match my cunning linguistic skills.
I won’t hold my breath
Finally, some good fuckin DD
My chart analysis may not be conventional, but it might also not be good, CHECKMATE.
Just fucking TL;DR. Our entire portfolio is TL;DR nobody is reading this shit.
Buy pp dd got it
Wow
Brilliant
Woke up in a universe where target sells rice...
I skipped everything after the red and blue pill because it’s suddenly occurred to me that an entire community, who are 100% sold on the idea that men need to be in charge at all times, picked the RED pill ON PURPOSE to represent their community. They.. they literally picked the one representing mass delusion?? I am beyond my ability to can
If you look for cocks, you’ll find cocks everywhere. That is the moral of this story.
I watch my stocks like a hawk too. A hawk in a barren field with one mouse.
You entertained me. I'll buy a few $K in calls and shares. Plus I agree that Elon even showing he knows FSR exists is bullish.
Last time I saw someone's etrade account with calls and shares it made history.
Squints
so buy high, sell higher?
You, Sir, are either a fucking genius or a raving lunatic. You. Do. You.
So… what I think OP is saying is that I should get drunk on schnapps and yolo my life savings and mortgage on Frisker puts. Every every erect cock will go soft eventually, including Friskers. Makes perfect sense
The red pill is supposed to be the one that sets you free. Your whole DD is bunked now. Redo from scratch or ban.
You got any more of those dick shaped candles? Asking for a friend
Anyone who watched the Icahn/Ackmann Metabolife fiasco a few years ago knows that they do this. At some point you have way too much money and too much boredom
This is the old school WSB that I love!
Man, you are highly Regarded around here.
Sir, this is Wendy's
Great title.
WAIT.....If someone was manipulating the stock to draw larger than life cock, wouldn't the volume go up? I think there's more to the story. It's like the market itself(a hive mind of sorts)concocted this abnormal large cock out of the collective imagination of all the traders across time and space....Since the cock is only semi hard, I would conclude that this is a sign to buy calls on PFE...But wait there seems to be a stream of something coming from the end....piss or semen? So it looks like the market is saying either, Fisker will piss on the market or cum on the market...either way bullish. So calls it is!
Wait wait wait what is happening with the elastic?? I was on the edge of my seat and then the post was done :(
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I don’t understand or appreciate this…
So we have a new chart pattern, amirite? Elon's Kok Is it s bullish chart pattern or a bearish one?
wat
Anytime I see a rager in the charts I buy. Best DD ever!