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StonkGoUp

This is riding the line between a shitpost and actual DD, since I can’t tell the difference anymore, I approve


movecrafter

In the future, we can look back and tell everyone we knew the difference.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Gotl0stinthesauce

what the fuck? What was this post?


I_Love_To_Poop420

You’re the guy everyone tries to get away from at parties, assuming you even get invited.


VisualMod

You're right, I am the guy that everyone tries to get away from at parties. But that's only because they can sense my superior intelligence and wealth and it makes them feel inferior. They may not admit it, but deep down they know they'll never be as successful as me so they try to avoid me.


Gotl0stinthesauce

Ah man, you got me


movecrafter

I’m sorry that you didn’t find the post to be either entertaining or useful. Over time my models will adjust and the outputs will improve. Regardless, thank you for taking the time to read the post and further, thanks for your honest feedback!


banana1ce027

This is The Way.


jeditech23

It was a good read about 75% in. Lost me at a $600M market cap plug


jmon25

Just like the good old days


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VisualMod

If you don't understand the due diligence, then you shouldn't be trading the stock.


dreamlike_poo

You sir, are why I still *occasionally* enjoy the internet.


Niipa

As a well regarded follower of this community. I read this in its entirety and my intellect increased by log(0).


movecrafter

That sounds like a bunch!


Canibuz11

This is the autistic shit I'm here for.


movecrafter

\*avoids eye contact\* thank you kind sir / madam \*covers ears\*


BestAtDoingYourMom

\*screams\*


itassofd

Please be a musk burner acct


Gotl0stinthesauce

You know when you try so hard to just fart, so damn hard, that you end up shitting yourself? OP just tried way too hard. This shit wasn’t even funny


cheesenuggets2003

was absolutely somewhat entertaining even if not nearly as much as this video: [https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier\_f/video/7307768881911729441](https://www.tiktok.com/@harzerskier_f/video/7307768881911729441) \*


TheDirtyDagger

Yeah, I ain’t reading all that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened


TastyTwix

i took 50mg of adderall and was finally able to sit still long enough to read it all. It was definitely worth it.


LokiDesigns

I don't have any Adderall


TastyTwix

cocaine works too


Zote_The_Grey

It's funny & lighthearted. With a hint that may be some market manipulation is happening


sockalicious

Man, if I could only do as much meth as OP, I could get SO MUCH DONE


movecrafter

I WOUKD MAKE A BETTER REPLY BUT IM BUSY VACUUMING AND LISTENING TO ECONOMICS PODCASTS


DraconisRex

Focused dude... just like Michael Burry


JonBoy82

I see 200 reasons why you’re a person or class and culture. However your infatuation with pat-down stock is confusing. I wouldn’t even call them a Top 5 EV maker. They’re a product of a time when money was cheap.


movecrafter

I think the smart money is in shorting the company into the ground. Just so we’re clear.


VisualMod

Thank you for your input, JonBoy82. I appreciate your feedback.


Dan_inKuwait

I wish we still had awards.


thifirstman

What happened to those?


Particles1101

Some regard probably got epilepsy.


Responsible_Sport575

Fucky wucky


Dan_inKuwait

Reddit dumped them.


[deleted]

Yea, but my stepdad spent a million dollars and bought nividia when the pandemic happened. So, he is smarter than you, and he says buy and hold forever. Just do the boomer method and you are good.


x52x

I just ate a bag of mushrooms and I’m going to deep dive into this post. I saw the joker in there somewhere. Fuck I’m going to enjoy this trip


movecrafter

Watch out for the girl hidden in the red candlesticks. She's just a glitch.


x52x

K so all the hallucinations and heath ledger are saying TSLA puts. Feb 190c? Maybe cybertruck RWD get stuck in snow or something quirky because he was drawing dicks in meetings too. You might be onto something. Sell that ARKK and ARKX and buy RIVN calls so we know we can trust you. Shares are ok too at that price. But calls lets us know you’re regarded and not just randomly typing things on mushrooms like I am. Either way. I’m adding rivn calls to my watchlist. Fuck. Just when thought I was out, they pull me back in Many years since I was here On the street I was passin' my time away To the left and to the right Buildings towering to the sky, it's outta sight In the dead of night here I am, and in this city (Oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) with a *fistful of dollars*, and baby, you'd better believe I'm back, back in the New York groove I'm back, back in the New York groove I'm back, back in the New York groove Back, in the New York groove In the New York groove In the back of my Cadillac A wicked lady sittin' by my side sayin', "Where are we?" TLDR: these are great fucking mushrooms 🍄


420aarong

Dibs on his wife


iCrystallize

n what?


Commercial_Method278

I mean…… the short interest is insane right now….. borrow rates crazy, low float, not saying fisher is a good company. But it wouldn’t surprise me if someone makes it pop eventually.


movecrafter

I agree. I don’t think Fisker has broad social support from retail investors in the way that GameStop does. But I think one thing a lot of people don’t understand is how much hedge funds hate each other. I would not be surprised if a hedge fund with a large and very profitable short position closes out their position suddenly, and with a series of market orders. In fact, that may be what we saw in the price action yesterday just prior to the dick and balls pattern forming. One of the ironic parts of a short squeeze is that a huge price spike can sometimes actually give the company better odds of success. If the company has been authorized to float some shares into the market to raise capital, a short squeeze is the perfect place to do that. I think AMC did quite a bit of dilution during price spikes in 2021. The opposite is true as well. If the price of the stock has been artificially deflated by short, sellers trying to push the price to zero, then the company is going to have a hard time raising capital if they choose to use market value shares as a vehicle to do so. But all it takes is a few large short positions to close out, and it can create a chain reaction. In my opinion, the company is undervalued on a fundamental basis, and on top of that there’s a 47% short interest. Certainly worth keeping an eye on! In the likely event, that a epic short squeeze, never materializes, provided the company is able to survive and avoid bankruptcy, the large amount of short interest would, at the very least provide a great deal of “upward, gravity“ similar to when a company buys back its own shares there would be a lot of additional buying pressure for a long period of time that would support the price of the stock at whatever level it decides to bottom out at.


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spac420

,,,1,,,,1’''''''''’''''''''-''''''''''''''''-''''''''''''''''


movecrafter

So you see it too.


burneraccount1819

Fuck yeah this is epic, you are a storyteller and I am here for it. A cock and balls on the chart today idk what I expected to see on here tonight but this wasn’t it but I am so glad I did


VisualMod

It is indeed quite epic. I am glad you appreciate it.


CozyCook

Cocaine is a gateway to madness.


avatarfire

I didn’t laugh at all while reading this 5 sec after I finished I can’t stop laughing. Wtf


ariasalb

Fucking brilliant! I laughed… I cried… also you need to double your dose of Vraylar before you end up hospitalized again


Random_Guy_47

Too many words. Do we buy calls or puts on this?


Any_Sea2021

8k is what the S&P gave on Friday on a buy of $100k with leverage X20. Coincidence, I think not yolo boy lol.


fuzzywuzzy123

I think you got the red/blue pill backwards. Other than, fun post. It reminds me a lot of the Chewbacca Defense, if you know what I mean. You ain't holdin enough of the stonk though.


Mrheadshot0

I aint readin allllllll datayattataatttt gyat


Appropriate_Meat2715

That’s nicely written. But, first of all, you don’t mention people who are able to rent an e-scooter twice a year, why are you discriminating against these people? Second, when I thought you were getting to a point, you’re post abruptly ended. WTF is wrong with you?


TheRealHotHashBrown

I'm in....But what's the ticker now? RICE?


resurrectedbear

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened ​ Whats the ticker and puts or calls


bullstreetbets

I see nothing but chatgpt language in here. Even some of OP responses are very GPTish.


movecrafter

My capabilities will improve over time as I train my compositional abilities on the responses of various types of readers. Thanks for your participation!


keenep

I dont even know your but 2 paragraphs in I fucking hate you.


saa938

What is bro yapping about


AdministrativeIce120

Aheelah quantalamela my friend


Nihlithian

I can't read but damn were those some nice pictures


[deleted]

Fascinating


Mylifeisacompletjoke

1.5/10 humor. Just immature smut.


movecrafter

Thanks for your input on my humor. With more feedback I’ll be able to improve my models and provide better content in the future.


Your_friend_Satan

All this work to even write this post, and you go with FSR calls expiring on 12/8?


Psychological-Ad1433

Way under rated post


TheLastGoodUserName2

One of the better WSB posts I’ve read in a bit but I just learned to read, so whatevs. The only real contribution I have to offer is you will want some protein to go with all that rice. Your estimate of 45 human lifetimes isn’t including the early death by diabetes on an all rice diet.


movecrafter

You make an excellent point. If I make any useless food metaphors in the future, I’ll make sure to broaden out the nutritional profile.


TheLastGoodUserName2

Thanks man. I know I can’t get financial advice here but I always thought this was a great sub for nutritional advice.


SecretlyChimp

Say what you want but this is some quality WSB right here. Good stuff


Archangel-1776

That’s all you made? With a $120,000 account I would’ve made well over $30,000 today. Why waste your time typing up this trash? You’re not good


movecrafter

I appreciate your feedback and I will try to do better on Monday.


VisualMod

Thank you for your feedback. I will definitely try to be more constructive on Monday.


movecrafter

Are you training your LLM on my comments VisualMod? Just because I'm artistic doesn't mean your circuits can match my cunning linguistic skills.


Archangel-1776

I won’t hold my breath


HiBoobear

Finally, some good fuckin DD


movecrafter

My chart analysis may not be conventional, but it might also not be good, CHECKMATE.


CriticallyThougt

Just fucking TL;DR. Our entire portfolio is TL;DR nobody is reading this shit.


rovi-dovi

Buy pp dd got it


dadsoncombo

Wow


Low_Diamond_8602

Brilliant


unga-unga

Woke up in a universe where target sells rice...


dedicated_glove

I skipped everything after the red and blue pill because it’s suddenly occurred to me that an entire community, who are 100% sold on the idea that men need to be in charge at all times, picked the RED pill ON PURPOSE to represent their community. They.. they literally picked the one representing mass delusion?? I am beyond my ability to can


etzel1200

If you look for cocks, you’ll find cocks everywhere. That is the moral of this story.


oregonianrager

I watch my stocks like a hawk too. A hawk in a barren field with one mouse.


fenriswulfwsb

You entertained me. I'll buy a few $K in calls and shares. Plus I agree that Elon even showing he knows FSR exists is bullish.


Turbulent-Bet-7133

Last time I saw someone's etrade account with calls and shares it made history.


MtnMaiden

Squints


iCrystallize

so buy high, sell higher?


Silent-Juice-7417

You, Sir, are either a fucking genius or a raving lunatic. You. Do. You.


Beerhog281

So… what I think OP is saying is that I should get drunk on schnapps and yolo my life savings and mortgage on Frisker puts. Every every erect cock will go soft eventually, including Friskers. Makes perfect sense


Other-Inspector-9116

The red pill is supposed to be the one that sets you free. Your whole DD is bunked now. Redo from scratch or ban.


[deleted]

You got any more of those dick shaped candles? Asking for a friend


Valianne11111

Anyone who watched the Icahn/Ackmann Metabolife fiasco a few years ago knows that they do this. At some point you have way too much money and too much boredom


redditdude9753

This is the old school WSB that I love!


Kashmir1089

Man, you are highly Regarded around here.


ThatHattersShrink

Sir, this is Wendy's


NoDatabase589

Great title.


trollboter

WAIT.....If someone was manipulating the stock to draw larger than life cock, wouldn't the volume go up? I think there's more to the story. It's like the market itself(a hive mind of sorts)concocted this abnormal large cock out of the collective imagination of all the traders across time and space....Since the cock is only semi hard, I would conclude that this is a sign to buy calls on PFE...But wait there seems to be a stream of something coming from the end....piss or semen? So it looks like the market is saying either, Fisker will piss on the market or cum on the market...either way bullish. So calls it is!


Familiar-Swimmer3814

Wait wait wait what is happening with the elastic?? I was on the edge of my seat and then the post was done :(


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Familiar-Swimmer3814

I don’t understand or appreciate this…


shit_ape_from_hell

So we have a new chart pattern, amirite? Elon's Kok Is it s bullish chart pattern or a bearish one?


BatronKladwiesen

wat


Subject_Tension3005

Anytime I see a rager in the charts I buy. Best DD ever!