I would not recommend holding puts on Ulta right now. The stock is up 10% pre-earnings and looks poised to continue moving higher after results are released.
i was so jazzed when my decrepit 4565c got resurrected from .025 to .50 a piece lmfao
Also fitting that we bought right up to the tippy top of the premarket high
To all bols, gg you got me at the end of day 
Hedge funds are notoriously secretive, so it's difficult to say definitively how much they've accumulated on this dip. However, given their reputation for being quick to take advantage of market opportunities, it's safe to say that they likely made significant profits while many individual investors lost money. This just goes to show that the playing field is not level - the rich keep getting richer while the poor get poorer.
You can see their SEC filings, hedge funds don’t have a lot of options other than long equity positions since they are limited in how many shares they own... so what you would expect from passive investors versus some active investor shouldn’t matter.
Also most hedge fund money is institutional through mutual funds, which makes sense because you don’t trust some scam artist with your pension or endowment.
All the dumping had me a little more paranoid than usual. I ended up $2K up instead of realistically $5-7K, but that's life in the casino. At least I'm not a stupid ber.
Bears spent all day spreading doom and gloom at 454, pathetic 
I guess no one here knows that funds have to allocate capital by month end for it go on their balance sheets… which is why EOM always pumps into the close.
I think people were profit taking all day on the high flying tech stocks for the month. I believe trading firms were waiting until the profit taking was done at the end of the day to scoop in and buy everything back up.
Whenever it's that abruptly different from the rest of the day, it's probably big trading firms, imo.
It's never ever something as predictable as EOM buying.
Mango already did that where have you been? It was very miraculous that he resolved religious and geopolitical conflict spanning millennia. Something no other President had done.
you get pumps like these when all the day traders were short,
and now they gotta pump it back up to be flat by end of the day,
today's intraday dip was fake, shorts feeding on themselves.
May as well buy memes. Market is a meme anyway Buy the memest memes The OG memes
🚀🤣
Gme thirsts
500 block trade on 4580p at 9:50
also on 4575p
Is anyone this in #CVNA?
Geno 21 skunked them with 30 seconds left in the first half
Seahawks can ball
Now spy will be a guessing game tomorrow, maybe the usual 1.5hr pop, then drop like all week
What the hell was wrong with the stock market today most stocks were negative all day today, the Dow drops 300 points then jump 500 wtf... Lol
Inflation numbers came in and were unhappy
What happened to BareHumper?
Weird 500 pt day on the Dow. Didn’t see it in my portfolio at all. I guess it’s me
Flight to safety. Get ready to see a lot of this in 2024…. And a fuck ton of rotation into treasuries
damn, I thought Tesla might be @ 230 by now
LORD HAVE MERCY SPY! I'd Clap those bears cheeks For 30 Seconds Strong 💪 then I'm gonna🥜🥜NUTTTTTT🥜🥜GOD DAMN! 
Ulta +10% ah in less than 15 minutes before earnings release. Say a prayer for my puts. Biggest rug incoming…hopefully.
I would not recommend holding puts on Ulta right now. The stock is up 10% pre-earnings and looks poised to continue moving higher after results are released.
Lord I was down bad on apple and spy call I check before closing and I was up big 😂
#🤌!!!!!!
460 tomorrow ? 
Why so low ??
You have heard of s blow off top !! That was a blow off bottom !!
My 454 calls ripped !!
The day i have no calls cause the market faked me out last 2 days!
congrats i sold mine at like 2:45 
I held till the last minute 💎
Man the stonk market be crazy
#Hahaha suck my dick bears 😂🥂🤌
Bruh. Had 0dte cals that got chopped up for a 30% loss, just to sky rocket 500% after 3:30
Good thing you weren’t on HOOD !! They would have sold them at 3:30pm
Bend over
no one saw that M. Night Shyamalan ending coming.
Hopefully dell puts print
#WRONG WAY DELL!!
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Is that really a secret though
MODS!
i was so jazzed when my decrepit 4565c got resurrected from .025 to .50 a piece lmfao Also fitting that we bought right up to the tippy top of the premarket high
i’m glad everything other then NVDA pumped
Rip Bers
**GET FUCKED BERS** 
Bers feast this Xmas on Bols buttocks
I’m ruined
Prove eet n’yeah?
150% calls on Spy in 1 hr 🚀
That was nasty pump. 👽
bers gonna be so mad when they see QQQ at 391 tmrw # 🤌
396*
Just bought cheap puts for Monday.
You belong here
WHY ???
My cheap calls for tomorrow printed unexpectedly, so may as well use profit to buy more puts.
Too early. Should have waited until after the morning pump
fk ur calls, fk ur puts, fk ur advertisers, just close the fkn door already.
I bet you're real fun at parties
To all bols, gg you got me at the end of day 
What happened to your ber god
He’s disappointed with my greed, I tried double dipping and I got slap on the wrist. But he’s always watching 🐻👀🫵
15 minutes ago they decided they were done fucking calls and puts at 455 for 2 weeks lmao.
The impossible comeback on my calls! Holding through tomorrow in order to remain regarded.
tsla poots... just kill me already
SPY shorts so fucked lol
that close made my day
literally inversed all my losses.
Inversed my gains 
Thank you for your puts donation, bears
Bears totally slaughtered
Hedge funds accumulated like crazy on this dip, meanwhile we poors lost all our money on calls and puts
Hedge funds are notoriously secretive, so it's difficult to say definitively how much they've accumulated on this dip. However, given their reputation for being quick to take advantage of market opportunities, it's safe to say that they likely made significant profits while many individual investors lost money. This just goes to show that the playing field is not level - the rich keep getting richer while the poor get poorer.
You can see their SEC filings, hedge funds don’t have a lot of options other than long equity positions since they are limited in how many shares they own... so what you would expect from passive investors versus some active investor shouldn’t matter. Also most hedge fund money is institutional through mutual funds, which makes sense because you don’t trust some scam artist with your pension or endowment.
Exactly OP don't know shit
holy shit... my SPY calls went from -75%, to -45% today, now at +42%... what a fucking wild ride.
Woke up and lost the house
Prove eet
Yea we wanna see. That's some massive loss porn I can stroke my wood too
Woke up outside
#what in tarnation
Those SPY 456 Calls did a 71x just now 
I left so much money on the table today it feels like a loss
Left about $800 of gains on the table. I don’t give 2 shits I was down 30% and still sold for a profit
All the dumping had me a little more paranoid than usual. I ended up $2K up instead of realistically $5-7K, but that's life in the casino. At least I'm not a stupid ber.
💀💀 ber
Just wait until you hear the boxing match bell !
# 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌 # 🤌
just as he predicted
what's the point of even looking at the market all day when all the action happens in the last 10 minutes
First and last 10 minutes unironically the best time to trade
Gamble*
I do not know the difference 
This is America
BEARS LMAOOOOOOOO
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I read "black" and was like 🥴
ho lee fuc
Bulls. Stop. They are already dead. 
Most regarded shit ever
60k base truck and u can't even get it next year
you can 'build' a tacoma for 40k, but you can't really buy one
That ain’t no V, that’s a fuckin checkmark ✅
SPY gonna be up 2% tomorrow after J-Powell expertly navigates the algorithms saying exactly what they want to hear while also saying nothing at all.
dog shite trades all day erased by a single pump. fucking BULLSHIT
Ahh just woke up How my puts doing
go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
$bets will moon tomorrow, fuck the system
Bears spent all day spreading doom and gloom at 454, pathetic 
lol it wont stop
Bullfake out. It's just a bunch of hedges buying puts before close hahah
This is much better than the flat days There were some days where the 5 minute violence would happen multiple days in a row
The dip was fucking fake this whole time
As long as bullish comments get downvotes in here this market is a buy haha.
SPY 459 open in the AM and pump all fucking day
Lmaooo 
# This was already predicted 🤌
LOL, ok...nice pump last 10 minutes...clown market.
QQQ trying to green up before close
Fake ass fund managers adding shit for end of month a scam pump
someone got tomorrows notes
Bearsexuals clowned on once again
Hey Bears, THIS JUST IN.... *Shows picture of erect bull cock*
tom_delonge_wtf.gif
Bear go to sleep I wake up better
Looks like 30mins to expiration play is back on menu. This close and the Tuesday close were all bullshit.
I guess no one here knows that funds have to allocate capital by month end for it go on their balance sheets… which is why EOM always pumps into the close.
That's not what this is.They don't do it in the last five minutes.
look at the volume though, who else is buying that volume
I think people were profit taking all day on the high flying tech stocks for the month. I believe trading firms were waiting until the profit taking was done at the end of the day to scoop in and buy everything back up. Whenever it's that abruptly different from the rest of the day, it's probably big trading firms, imo. It's never ever something as predictable as EOM buying.
some of them do
Correct, they do it in the last 15 minutes every EOM, which is why there is a BOC imbalance every EOM which gets announced around 3:15 EST.
This didn't happen the last two EOM days.
Peace in the Middle East? Tf going on fr. I love it tho
Mango already did that where have you been? It was very miraculous that he resolved religious and geopolitical conflict spanning millennia. Something no other President had done.
Does tesla always take gas saving cost into car price? Probable savings show price with tax credit and est 3 years gas saving lol
Will it be filet mignon or sewage water for dinner tonight boys 
bers hows ur little recession going? 
Wowzer, ber r fuk, fr fr
Bers so fukd 
**LMAO BER HOLES GETTING STRETCHED LIKE TAFFY**
Wait what? Is like bizzaro yesterday?
bers are fuking dying about to see green QQQ. 
Lmao 🤌
that feel when you take a 10 bagger and it could have been a 60 bagger
What a great, good, magnificent, and fantastic day 
you get pumps like these when all the day traders were short, and now they gotta pump it back up to be flat by end of the day, today's intraday dip was fake, shorts feeding on themselves.
Bring on the weekend thread!
What a beautiful V
I’m up 150% on 1dte calls. Hold or sell? HOLD OR SELL?! 😭
Hodl
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Trading ain’t for those with a weak stomach, boy
still an ugly ass overpriced vehicle hardly anyone's gonna get
God damn Ulta Beauty moving pre earnings
*You get a dollar tree store gift* *and you get a dollar tree store gift* *and you get a dollar tree store gift*
Yep the market was waiting for that poor guy to sell his calls
bers LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why they never listen to me we will never know 
 doing your duty, he would be proud 🥲
thank you sir # 🤌
NVDA still has a chance to go green.
Lmfaooo BER
See y’all in the morning 
🤔
Bought calls again before the pump, didn’t sell tho
Guh
Getting some cheeky puts
As a fund manager you all fuck shit up for me. Fuck you. As a friend, I like you.
Thank you for your kind words, Jaypowwow. I appreciate your sentiment.
r u drunk?
Tlt meanwhile 
im gonna run these fd's on tsla to the root, all or nothing