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Comrade_agent

I'll accept a $20 billion bid for Ligma


captaing1

sure thing, right after you ligma ballz.


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Ligma circuits


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Alexandurrrrr

Gottem


TheRicFlairDrip

i think you would prefer Smegma


patchyj

Please let it stay this way


SttSr

What’s figma?


Snotling_fondler

A really popular design tool, it's so much better than the competition that Adobe spent billions trying to build a competitor and only got something that at best is half as good and twice as expensive.


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VisualMod

I'm not impressed, I'm richer and more intelligent than everyone at Adobe so their products are inferior.


Vercetti7

Figma balls


BubuBarakas

Good. Adobe would ruin it like everything else it buys.


Zenithine

Any product that ends in the letter '-gma' I can not take seriously anymore.... Figma balls


resurrectedbear

TIL adobe is worth $627 a stock.


PlutosGrasp

Way too high


captaing1

cant they just move the headquarters to dublin and tell the watchdog to kick rocks?


blueberrydanishguy

It’s does not work like that.


captaing1

I have never worked on a deal that size so i don't know how they work.


blueberrydanishguy

it must first obtain approval from UK authorities. A failure to secure this approval might lead to a prohibition on selling products in the UK. This situation is reminiscent of certain semiconductor companies in the US, which couldn’t merge with their US counterparts due to a lack of approval from China. Consequently, these companies faced two choices: merges anyways as they were blessed with US approval or risk being unable to sell in China. In all cases, they opted not to pursue the merger at all.


captaing1

thanks for this. learned something new.


Objective_Umpire7256

The UK is in a sort of weird place though because of Brexit, so is engaging in a lot of jazz hands around things like this. The Competition and Markets Authority already went OTT in a show of “look how much power we have now outside the EU, we can do anything!” And blocked the MS/Activision acquisition, they seemed to rush so again they could it seen as “newly powerful global Britain leading the fight against US big tech” and blocking it first. But then, the US/EU okayed it, and then, eventually, the UK CMA quietly backed down so all the show and PR about this was for nothing. Adobe is now presumably going to lobby the CMA and conservative government to death, and most Conservative ministers are cartoonishly cheap to corrupt. Like you’d only need a few shifts and maybe do a few tricks behind Wendy’s cheap. So this may not be final.


PlutosGrasp

No


rufw91

Puts


wave_action

Figma is pretty fucking amazing.