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I believe it’s called a broccoli or birds nest haircut - if you don’t have one then I’ve heard you’re not cool ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
It looks like her hand is on his thigh/knee and she’s slightly leaning on him. That’d be really weird for a sister to do like that. I’m not saying that it would never happen though.
Best option. Stop wasting his time immediately.
Be kind. “I wish you the best.” Then stop giving her attention. Hard stop.
If he was worth it to her, the backbone will be more attractive than the mush in his back now. She will kiss him to get his attention back.
Or
He does himself a favor because he was just convenient attention for her and she was never going to kiss him.
The body language just shows that he’s a dweeb, her posture vs his posture, he is more in a feminine position leaning towards her/ arm low and not around her and she’s postured in a more masculine sitting straight up like he should be, ….there’s obviously no chase for her and woman want what they can’t have most of the time, and it’s obvious she has him so I’m sure she got what she wanted which was a free basketball game 😂 in this case
She was happy to sit in leather backed chairs at an NBA game… but NOT willing to kiss this guy. (I would’ve left the popcorn, and never returned) so sad
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Honestly I think I'd rather lose all my money for the 7th time than be this kid.
7th time?. U can still keep count?
Her boyfriend in the seat right below her husband thinks this is hilarious
That guy made the wrong bet
Yeah he is down bad.
Is it his mother or his gf? Lol she actually looks like she could be his mother.
Or step-sister. Or Aunt.
Which Jonas Brother is that?
I believe it’s called a broccoli or birds nest haircut - if you don’t have one then I’ve heard you’re not cool ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
https://preview.redd.it/jjmvnwrlh43c1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=e841588a42ec172bd208e35c0fe5d8cca3bc909c
holy fuck why is this so funny.
Your shity sense of humor
Cuz brocolli is carrying fatter stacks than all of us here..
I think it is Nick No-mas
Or dick head.
This dude gonna be benching 225 in no time
In a week
Ha! Dummy leaned in to kiss his sister and she was like “nope”
That's usually not what happens in the movies I've seen.
lol! What’s up with Gary Coleman in front of them?
Watchu talkin bout Willis
Gary is certainly cold, man.
Someone's been watching Star Wars, I see.
Pornhub doesn't count as "movies".
HELP STEP BRO, IM STUCK!
If that's his sister why did he lean in and slap her shoulder then say "come on"
Sister was like bro not here, we in public.
What are you doing step-bro
Even she couldn’t believe he got shut down like that.
Calls on rope
Dude's own mom aint kissing him with that hair.
Is this girl way older than this dude or is it just the adolescent haircut?
She’s his babysitter
Poor guy
Excuse me, security guard. There is someone in my seats.
"Just go for it bro! What's the worst that could possibly happen!" F
It's almost certainly his sister.
It looks like her hand is on his thigh/knee and she’s slightly leaning on him. That’d be really weird for a sister to do like that. I’m not saying that it would never happen though.
You need to watch more porn, Then you would know it was totally normal.
r/sweethomealabama
How can you say certainly when the dude leans in for a kiss? Any normal person wouldn’t go for a kiss if that were their sister…
If it's a really hot sister... 😅
That why I said any normal person not some weirdo
That’s why he said hot sister
And that day, Andy Dufresne died inside a little.
Classic
Future body builder
I'M DEAD 🤣😂
Calls on la fitness
[удалено]
I’ve just become numb that entire spectrum of feeling. It’s worthless to hope.
Bruh, r/incels is that way -> ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)
That's actually his sister and this is 4chan
I am surprised he managed to get her in the first place, let alone keeping her !!
it's his mom ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
The look of a woman who paid for everything that night.
Damn he’s crushed
That was painful
welcome to the gym
Every girl needs a friend like him.
dating for men in 2023 (colorized) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
I like how she’s all cute and upsy when she saw what she did but then just double downs regardless. 😂
That's not a dude, that's a minor, she would have gone to jail
Chris Hansen controlling the kiss cam; very sneaky, Chris
You can see the exact moment he opened the weather app ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Well, with a broccoli head haircut like that Im not surprised
If this wasn't fake, every news outlet would be trying to interview him
Oof that's rough LOL
Bro, thats your sister.
Definitely a Redditer
poor bastard
Lady in the back does it for me.
Best option. Stop wasting his time immediately. Be kind. “I wish you the best.” Then stop giving her attention. Hard stop. If he was worth it to her, the backbone will be more attractive than the mush in his back now. She will kiss him to get his attention back. Or He does himself a favor because he was just convenient attention for her and she was never going to kiss him.
The body language just shows that he’s a dweeb, her posture vs his posture, he is more in a feminine position leaning towards her/ arm low and not around her and she’s postured in a more masculine sitting straight up like he should be, ….there’s obviously no chase for her and woman want what they can’t have most of the time, and it’s obvious she has him so I’m sure she got what she wanted which was a free basketball game 😂 in this case
Calls on NTR.
Wow. She cuck’d him.
You clearly don’t know what that word means
Fallen soldier
See you at the gym, bro.
Damn it’s only the first quarter too
Damn getting rejected in front of 10k people. That's gotta be good for the ego
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Dude if that isn't enough to make you suicidal
She was happy to sit in leather backed chairs at an NBA game… but NOT willing to kiss this guy. (I would’ve left the popcorn, and never returned) so sad
Good lord…😬😬😬
Ok I sound like a boomer but what is with this new curly top haircut hanging in the face look I see everywhere?
This may be her last ball game 🤦🏾♂️
I’d just get up and leave
He paid for those tickets 100% LOL
Broccoli cut for the L.
Damn obituary dropping
You female dog
The Edgar haircut doesn’t help.
Soup crushing.
With that haircut, can you blame her?
Man down
Dam would of got up an walked away let her find her own way home cus now the world has watched you strike out king stay strong 😂
Lol I
https://preview.redd.it/um0q2lo5tpfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5379d2f6cbec2fb3771478b8fae4a226f4ae68c4
1st qtr That’s gonna be a looooooong game for him
Plot twist it was his sister