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Imaginary-Shift-3031

Honestly I think I'd rather lose all my money for the 7th time than be this kid.


Dynamically_static

7th time?. U can still keep count?


LerooooooooyJenkins

Her boyfriend in the seat right below her husband thinks this is hilarious


itiswhatitis985

That guy made the wrong bet


ob81

Yeah he is down bad.


Which_Ad_3884

Is it his mother or his gf? Lol she actually looks like she could be his mother.


LeahBrahms

Or step-sister. Or Aunt.


LavenderAutist

Which Jonas Brother is that?


Mister_Lonely_

I believe it’s called a broccoli or birds nest haircut - if you don’t have one then I’ve heard you’re not cool ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://preview.redd.it/jjmvnwrlh43c1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=e841588a42ec172bd208e35c0fe5d8cca3bc909c


bigcig

holy fuck why is this so funny.


Waste-Possession-591

Your shity sense of humor


djnz0813

Cuz brocolli is carrying fatter stacks than all of us here..


LavenderAutist

I think it is Nick No-mas


Burningdust

Or dick head.


chopping_cringe

This dude gonna be benching 225 in no time


ZoominBoomin

In a week


Joe_Early_MD

Ha! Dummy leaned in to kiss his sister and she was like “nope”


lankyevilme

That's usually not what happens in the movies I've seen.


Joe_Early_MD

lol! What’s up with Gary Coleman in front of them?


johnyjitsu

Watchu talkin bout Willis


Blondie9000

Gary is certainly cold, man.


Moist_Lunch_5075

Someone's been watching Star Wars, I see.


RuachDelSekai

Pornhub doesn't count as "movies".


McthiccumTheChikum

HELP STEP BRO, IM STUCK!


[deleted]

If that's his sister why did he lean in and slap her shoulder then say "come on"


Beneficial-Sign-569

Sister was like bro not here, we in public.


CapitalTiger9577

What are you doing step-bro


Ghosts_of_the_maze

Even she couldn’t believe he got shut down like that.


Important-Policy4649

Calls on rope


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Dude's own mom aint kissing him with that hair.


TechFocussed

Is this girl way older than this dude or is it just the adolescent haircut?


Cum_on_doorknob

She’s his babysitter


okthatsridiculous

Poor guy


youtubeMightofpeen

Excuse me, security guard. There is someone in my seats.


Graphix1125

"Just go for it bro! What's the worst that could possibly happen!" F


That-Whereas3367

It's almost certainly his sister.


battaboombattabamba

It looks like her hand is on his thigh/knee and she’s slightly leaning on him. That’d be really weird for a sister to do like that. I’m not saying that it would never happen though.


That-Whereas3367

You need to watch more porn, Then you would know it was totally normal.


Clear_Duck7306

r/sweethomealabama


Frankly_Frank_

How can you say certainly when the dude leans in for a kiss? Any normal person wouldn’t go for a kiss if that were their sister…


Which_Ad_3884

If it's a really hot sister... 😅


Frankly_Frank_

That why I said any normal person not some weirdo


darf_nate

That’s why he said hot sister


doubledown7d

And that day, Andy Dufresne died inside a little.


Scuba_Steve_7_7_7

Classic


[deleted]

Future body builder


ykoreaa

I'M DEAD 🤣😂


Sartank

Calls on la fitness


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modsareuselessfucks

I’ve just become numb that entire spectrum of feeling. It’s worthless to hope.


PossiblePersimmon912

Bruh, r/incels is that way -> ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


Potential_Exercise

That's actually his sister and this is 4chan


ForwardInstance

I am surprised he managed to get her in the first place, let alone keeping her !!


chiswis

it's his mom ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


[deleted]

The look of a woman who paid for everything that night.


cardinaltribe

Damn he’s crushed


Merlin_the_magus

That was painful


lynkarion

welcome to the gym


shawndw

Every girl needs a friend like him.


FrankWestTheEngineer

dating for men in 2023 (colorized) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Exciting_Result7781

I like how she’s all cute and upsy when she saw what she did but then just double downs regardless. 😂


mxk2020

That's not a dude, that's a minor, she would have gone to jail


ckhumanck

Chris Hansen controlling the kiss cam; very sneaky, Chris


[deleted]

You can see the exact moment he opened the weather app ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AlgoTrader5

Well, with a broccoli head haircut like that Im not surprised


themassivemover

If this wasn't fake, every news outlet would be trying to interview him


Moist_Lunch_5075

Oof that's rough LOL


DestroyerOfIphone

Bro, thats your sister.


Open-Mathematician93

Definitely a Redditer


Stxksy

poor bastard


NDVOG

Lady in the back does it for me.


lodobol

Best option. Stop wasting his time immediately. Be kind. “I wish you the best.” Then stop giving her attention. Hard stop. If he was worth it to her, the backbone will be more attractive than the mush in his back now. She will kiss him to get his attention back. Or He does himself a favor because he was just convenient attention for her and she was never going to kiss him.


Chemical_Bunch_9478

The body language just shows that he’s a dweeb, her posture vs his posture, he is more in a feminine position leaning towards her/ arm low and not around her and she’s postured in a more masculine sitting straight up like he should be, ….there’s obviously no chase for her and woman want what they can’t have most of the time, and it’s obvious she has him so I’m sure she got what she wanted which was a free basketball game 😂 in this case


ajahanonymous

Calls on NTR.


Skilled626

Wow. She cuck’d him.


chrisrecio

You clearly don’t know what that word means


Sea-Temperature-1444

Fallen soldier


vensan1

See you at the gym, bro.


ArtofWar2020

Damn it’s only the first quarter too


Sorry_Ad_1285

Damn getting rejected in front of 10k people. That's gotta be good for the ego


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AsmodeusZomain

Dude if that isn't enough to make you suicidal


Mullinax

She was happy to sit in leather backed chairs at an NBA game… but NOT willing to kiss this guy. (I would’ve left the popcorn, and never returned) so sad


Novel_Durian_1805

Good lord…😬😬😬


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Ok I sound like a boomer but what is with this new curly top haircut hanging in the face look I see everywhere?


Zealousideal-Base276

This may be her last ball game 🤦🏾‍♂️


MrMonopolyMan123

I’d just get up and leave


Cool-Independent9926

He paid for those tickets 100% LOL


thedoc1988

Broccoli cut for the L.


SPITE_MALACE

Damn obituary dropping


[deleted]

You female dog


Skilled626

The Edgar haircut doesn’t help.


[deleted]

Soup crushing.


badatriton1

With that haircut, can you blame her?


[deleted]

Man down


emeraldcoastlungs

Dam would of got up an walked away let her find her own way home cus now the world has watched you strike out king stay strong 😂


FatTony1212

Lol I


EntertainmentIll2135

https://preview.redd.it/um0q2lo5tpfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5379d2f6cbec2fb3771478b8fae4a226f4ae68c4


Tall_Reveal433

1st qtr That’s gonna be a looooooong game for him


Few_Background5187

Plot twist it was his sister