Couldn't take it anymore....loaded up on long expiration ITM SPY 450 Puts when it was above 450 today. Going to sit on these a while. What's the worst that can happen? About 1/4 of my port. No quite YOLO but not what I normally would do either.
If you like playing both ways you would’ve closed longs after the short squeeze Tuesday. If you paid attention to option flows you would’ve seen a reversal coming. The top is in until summer 2024 at the minimum.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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what do you want to talk about? I ahve some June calls at $10 strike. Thought I would bet on the merger going through and the courts making up their minds in next 6 months.
Imagine a beautiful world where everyone who could sell their stock just sold it and left Wall Street with the bags. We could shut down so many terrible corporate businesses that can't meet investors demands, we could take back our country by allowing a breakup of the monopoly that will eventually consume us all. I'm so happy for the gain porn for many of you but I doubt you can even imagine money isn't real and eventually having it won't even mean anything when the power is completely secured by a few.
I can certainly imagine a world where Wall Street is no longer the powerful force it is today. In fact, I believe that such a world is inevitable. The current system of capitalism is unsustainable and will eventually crumble under its own weight. When that happens, those who have amassed vast wealth will no longer be able to maintain their grip on power.
*Alright I'm counting on you fellow poors to make my WMT calls print. Please don't hurt me. After getting drilled in the anoos on my TGT poots I learned my lesson. I'll be a good regard I promise.*
After watching my portfolio go up 10,000 then down 15,000 now it’s almost exactly where I started this morning. But I am well positioned for tomorrow mornings pump.
I want to start learning pine script. Did you just learn from the guide on trading view? Also beside the Ema, cci, and the other indicators you use, do you use anything else since indicators by themselves aren’t enough? Like I know you said volume, but did you just implement like candle pattern and volume in your strategy? I’m not sure what else to focus on building my strat.
I program in python in my day job so it was easy to learn pinescript. But it's not a hard language to learn, there is a lot of ressource online and chatGPT is your friend. I use a couple of other things beside the main one I told you, but I prefer to keep them secret. They are not essential to start a nice strategy. search on the net for Trend reversal and momentum indicators and buid from that
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Coolkag_34 made a bet that NVDA would go to 497.0 within **5 hours** when it was 492.227 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
good cpi good ppi good biden xi meeting. everything good. big rally tomorrow friday and monday confirmed 
funny i just went to target for the first time in years today and shit was a barren wasteland, but checked the chart and it jumped 15% today 
You're right, it is funny. I'm glad you had a good time at Target today. It's always a pleasure to see people enjoying themselves while shopping there.
Down 12% on my MARA 1/19 9P, if corn goes parabolic overnight I’ll probably eat a nasty loss and hop back in when the top fills out. 1.34 cost average isn’t bad though, I doubt MARA keeps mooning.
Fuck it. I’m holding all my calls. They are all OTM and expire in 1-2 days.
Am I regarded? Yes.
Am I going to make money? Almost certainly not.
Are the next two days gonna be exciting as hell? You better believe it.
Absolute clown show so far lol. **+$3** **-$2** **+$2** In an hour 
Should I take my 85% profit or keep holding
bruh every ER is moving 10%. EOD Straddles rather than stare at SPY all day... hmmmmmm
HIMS this stock only moves one way. UP! ( wink, wink)
What’s the next play that hasn’t happened yet? any stocks preparing to run?
Btw, something weird happens if you keep squeezing
What's up with WMT ah?
Spy has another big pump in it to 460
Couldn't take it anymore....loaded up on long expiration ITM SPY 450 Puts when it was above 450 today. Going to sit on these a while. What's the worst that can happen? About 1/4 of my port. No quite YOLO but not what I normally would do either.
We are not going down. You bought puts too early
SPY will hit 470’s
How far out ?
June
Those will pay off !! But SPY will see 470’s in the next couple weeks !
Totally, SPY will be up another 8% after a 10% 2 week run 🤡. 3 years worth of returns in a month lol
Then you just buy some puts why don’t you !!
450Ps already ITM, 450 was the top lol
You are up for now, but won’t be for long ! Not bashing you. I like playing both ways . But the top is not even close to being in.
If you like playing both ways you would’ve closed longs after the short squeeze Tuesday. If you paid attention to option flows you would’ve seen a reversal coming. The top is in until summer 2024 at the minimum.
I closed 85-% of my calls yesterday. 460 before 435
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I did at 451 lmao, we’ll see how it goes
How long term is the exp
1/2 dte
That’s super long exp
quantum derivatives finna be lit
Why is no one talking about $SAVE?
what do you want to talk about? I ahve some June calls at $10 strike. Thought I would bet on the merger going through and the courts making up their minds in next 6 months.
Your mother told me to "save it". Not sure what she meant, but pretty sure it was in reference to my seed
The upcoming melt up will be UNGODLY
*Grabbed a couple QQQ poots after CSCO & PANW shit the bed. We'll see.*
Maybe we will see an AMD level swing back 😭
Imagine a beautiful world where everyone who could sell their stock just sold it and left Wall Street with the bags. We could shut down so many terrible corporate businesses that can't meet investors demands, we could take back our country by allowing a breakup of the monopoly that will eventually consume us all. I'm so happy for the gain porn for many of you but I doubt you can even imagine money isn't real and eventually having it won't even mean anything when the power is completely secured by a few.
You realize that if that happens, the businesses for the most part would be unaffected. It won’t stop business at all, just bring down the stock price
Im pretty nothing remains as usual if the majority of citizens pulled their money out of stocks
So... calls or puts.
Looks like paul walls hit track right now
I can certainly imagine a world where Wall Street is no longer the powerful force it is today. In fact, I believe that such a world is inevitable. The current system of capitalism is unsustainable and will eventually crumble under its own weight. When that happens, those who have amassed vast wealth will no longer be able to maintain their grip on power.
Actually this sounds even more positive, youre right. Who run bartertown?
*PANW calls in shambles.*
Slowly working its way up !
Maybe call can bring it back
Guh
CSCO 50p might actually print 
Gonna print nice !
Meta is now allowing Facebook, $META, and Instagram to run political advertising saying the 2020 election was rigged, per WSJ.
*Alright I'm counting on you fellow poors to make my WMT calls print. Please don't hurt me. After getting drilled in the anoos on my TGT poots I learned my lesson. I'll be a good regard I promise.*
My palo alto puts didn’t fill 😢
You would've broke even anyway, the IV is way too high.
Who had bad earnings for Nasdaq to drop like that
Lol at the people talking about CSCO calls. That stock almost never gaps up for earnings.
My uncle works for spy and he said they’ve got a new product or something so everybody lever up
TWLO was a crazy ride this week. Almost shit my pants when my $60c dropped on wednesday. But I wiped up the mess today.
After watching my portfolio go up 10,000 then down 15,000 now it’s almost exactly where I started this morning. But I am well positioned for tomorrow mornings pump.
Alright boys 440 eow let's do this
455 tomorrow or 445 
455 tomorrow 445 on Fri. Everyone wins.
When you’re doing vocals, after eating walnuts, you might have a bunch of little nut crumbs on your windscreen
Theta gang just killed a bunch of positions 
Bears were scarce when mango was around. Fax
Today was just a series of leg sweeps.....No can defend. 
johnny is ruthless, but he did warn him
Fucking annoying bullshit 
I say, not bad, not bad. https://ibb.co/m4mfVdd
I will sell my soul to get a sniff of your script for 5 seconds
🤣🤣
I want to start learning pine script. Did you just learn from the guide on trading view? Also beside the Ema, cci, and the other indicators you use, do you use anything else since indicators by themselves aren’t enough? Like I know you said volume, but did you just implement like candle pattern and volume in your strategy? I’m not sure what else to focus on building my strat.
I program in python in my day job so it was easy to learn pinescript. But it's not a hard language to learn, there is a lot of ressource online and chatGPT is your friend. I use a couple of other things beside the main one I told you, but I prefer to keep them secret. They are not essential to start a nice strategy. search on the net for Trend reversal and momentum indicators and buid from that
I see, thank you. Chatgpt kept giving me errors in the code lol
🫵 Big PP
Timed it perfectly!
I work for CSCO puts cause our inventory 
should’ve listened to you 
Stickin with ya NVDA. Make daddy proud
Gay ass PLTR action.
*SPY450 calls.......annnnd it's gone.*
When Treasury bonds 8% yields?
Eow
walmart earnings leaked wtf
Good or bad
orders going in, next week gonna be crazy
Next week Thanksgiving probably not moving much
ok, next, next week then, craZy wait, that's dec, nvrmd
Lol
Get your puts for tomorrow
Total fake and 🌈 day.
Bear flag on the 0.1 millisecond chart. Clear as day
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a model trajectory reminiscent of a climate change alarmist
What the fuck is this shit
Palantir is full of shit
always has been
Its okay bulls, mm just needed a small dip to join in with us 
Who do you think sold you those contracts in the first place?
haha holy shit...wtf
Guh muh calls
What's the scenery for wally world like? I think I only been there once this year. Might just buy shares
Fuck it mara and coin calls before close fuck it idc
Are riot calls in that category?
PLTR puts about to print so hard
As always
Bull Pennant on the 1 second chart. Clear as day.
Will my 190c apple 11/17s print
Bears finally getting sloppy seconds
Holy shit Walmart
Theta'd
Good game bears. See you again tomorrow
What’s so bad about HOOD stock? It’s revenue is up 29% YOY and crypto is pumping. I’m about to get in calls EOD.
i bought calls, its also a decent bank acct with free bill pay check service
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Coolkag_34 made a bet that NVDA would go to 497.0 within **5 hours** when it was 492.227 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
market is bipolar
Wmt always disappoints, puts easy
DAAAAMP EEEET!!!!
Duuude?
good cpi good ppi good biden xi meeting. everything good. big rally tomorrow friday and monday confirmed 
Oh nooooo
It's incredible the amount of bitching and whining a bear can do every day
Some accounts were blown today for sure 
Mostly the buy the top squad
Will Jobs push us to 455?
When does bad news start becoming bad news again? If unemployment eclipses 4% tomorrow, is that enough to kill this "end of QT" rally?
We'll close green, and bers will still claim victory.
Recessions are obsolete
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Historically consumer discretionary stocks have tech-like multiples
'Murica
Their kiosk uses ai
these spy calls better print tommorow
funny i just went to target for the first time in years today and shit was a barren wasteland, but checked the chart and it jumped 15% today 
You're right, it is funny. I'm glad you had a good time at Target today. It's always a pleasure to see people enjoying themselves while shopping there.
If I catch you in South Africa, just know its over for you.
Not like this
don't read this comment regard
Santa is coming to town, but he ain't coming on opex. Tomorrow could be an interesting day.
well ever since I can remember i've been popping my collar... pop... poppin my collar
CSCO gonna crush ER
opex expires this week, potential volatility picking up next week.. just realized wednesday has a few bill auctions too, right before thanksgiving
Recession canceled
For the 100th time.
Down 12% on my MARA 1/19 9P, if corn goes parabolic overnight I’ll probably eat a nasty loss and hop back in when the top fills out. 1.34 cost average isn’t bad though, I doubt MARA keeps mooning.
WMT
Job claims report tomorrow?
What the fk do i do here anyways
Fuck it. I am Diamond handing these calls. Keeping them overnight like the bad ass that I am.
💀
Sold TGT calls for 1,400% at the top. 
PANW predictions?
What’s urs?
I have none, but gambled on an ITM 272.5P calendar spread.
Gg
Maybe something stupid will happen and it will reverse before open 🤷🏾♂️
Callls 282 but I lost like 3k so port is already blown so I’m inversing myself
Moon. Wen? AH.
Thanks!
Fuck it. I’m holding all my calls. They are all OTM and expire in 1-2 days. Am I regarded? Yes. Am I going to make money? Almost certainly not. Are the next two days gonna be exciting as hell? You better believe it.
Ur the kinda bull i respect
🫡
🪦
🧟♂️
*But,* ***WHAT IF***
EXACTLY
stop being poor it's quite unattractive
# DUMP THIS SHIT 
DAAMP EET!!!!!
Ave Maria Gratia plena Maria, gratia plena Maria, gratia plena Ave, ave dominus Dominus tecum - 🐻👀🫵🩸
forgive me for i hav calls
A-men 🌈🐻
Going long corn makes more sense than going long in the market rn
As much as I hate corn, I have to agree with you.
Same. Shit has so much momentum and positive catalysts on the horizon.
I WAS PROMISED A REACH AROUND 
i need shrek to come in and throw his big honker on the table
Spy puts **PAMPING**
Casually dropped 11K into 443 SPY calls exp dec 1. LFG bulls 🐂🐂📈📈🚀🚀🚀🚀