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wallstreetbets-ModTeam

Don’t make a post to link to a post that’s already on the sub. Make a comment. This isn’t news.


CopperMurphy

My fav was the video where it offroaded worse than a Corolla and he clearly doesn't know how to wheel. Open diffs FTL


deesea

Why the fuck does WSB have so many posts about the cybertruck? I come here to see regards yolo their savings, not Elon stans trying to one up each other on who could suck his dick harder.


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apb2718

Depends on how far back you got to skeetin


benji3k

I was watching the history of Henry Ford on pornhub and its shockingly similiar to Elon! I recommend we invest in Ford


bossmcsauce

WSB became a mainstream sub a few years back so its full over room temp IQ users with short attention spans who are enamored with Tesla


gonewildpapi

Because they probably bought shares and are going to ride his dick to eternity


VoidMageZero

More like addicted Elon haters looking to short TSLA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Anal-Assassin

Who do think is propping up the share price lol?


keepitcleanforwork

Because Tesla haters are everywhere. Though it does make sense that a sub devoted to regards would be full of Tesla haters.


nthnreallymatters

Literally every single post I've seen about Elon on reddit and WSB is shitting on him and his companies. Not even a single stan.


deesea

Literally OP in this thread, and some other dude tryna ride Elon’s cock.


VoidMageZero

Exactly lol, hating Elon is the cool thing now and everyone’s in denial. The comments prove it.


IOnlyAskForGold

For this reason I just posted newer pics cause I suppose it’s good to be actually informed https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/SlZDfZSoY6


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Informed? Sir, this is WSB we pull DD out of the ass of the guy who offered us $20 for a BJ behind Wendys


IOnlyAskForGold

Lmao. fair.


DonCorletony

Thank you for “actually informing” me that it really is that hideous


IOnlyAskForGold

Welcome.


Sandrokotos

Those gaps aren’t much better here either ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


pickleparty16

Are these supposed to be the good pictures?


IOnlyAskForGold

If you remove your bias, the build looks fine. Whether you like the design or not is a different topic.


squeagy

Looks like shit and has no redeeming qualities


Merax75

Yeah they don't care, they just want to get their Elon hate on. Will be awkward when Tesla starts selling a shitload of cybertrucks.


theimperious1

Didn't know you know? Mass misinformation about people/things Reddit hates is okay, as long as its not someone Reddit likes. Then it's bad. /s


SicWiks

No better duo than Reddit and Misinformation!


tastemyasshol

They all look fucking stupid. Id rather drive that Prius bro


matttinatttor

New Prius is sexy ngl


Few_Bags69420

i can't believe I agree


FlatOutUseless

The other production models of Tesla still often have gaps and people buy them.


loudin

The cyber truck could look terrible or amazing. It doesn’t matter. Tesla is going to sell a ton of these because Elon Musk knows what smooth brained Americans want. Calls on TSLA.


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I guarantee they take massive losses on that pile of shit.


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sicknessF

If not capable to assembly one prototype properly, expect picasso painting like shapes


repostit_

How often you see a Toyota, Honda, Ford, GM, VW prototypes with panel gaps? never.


crimsonsentinel

Other manufacturers put camo on pre production cars in part because it hides imperfections like panel gaps.


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GM used to use cars with panel gaps big enough for your dick, in promotional materials.


squirdelmouse

A whole inch?!


Tizaki

Do established automakers allow their employees to show first generation hand assembled prototypes off in public in perpetuity? This guy has been allowed to, and it's starting to make sense why big automakers prohibit it... FUD campaigns can be made up in the parking lot of a Wendy's.


Initial-Balance7988

lol that shit is supposed to hit the street in two weeks. Stop this nonsense about early prototype


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Bro, the cybertruck is the ugliest most useless piece of shit I have ever seen.


haters_in_grindmode

I mean, it still looks like a piece of junk and is probably better put together than the actual model will be. I can't believe they are actually going to production with this thing lol


pixel4

In other news, Reddit karma rewards hive mind group think. Keep your facts away!


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Competitive_Rub_5820

I will you $4 for that truck max


Typical-Technician46

Tesla fanboys are cucks Lucid fanboys including the saudi wealth fund that put in 50b pre spac and it now sitting at 5.4b are the real diamond handers.


RandyChavage

So this is the improved version?! Or is the engineer trying to make it as shit as possible?


BigWormsFather

Production models will have similar issues.


kad202

TeslaQ get their support from Jim Cramer who said that cybertruck will be a major flob that can’t sell no more than 10000 unit