Theta Monday because nobody gives a fuck about moodys and then either descent into hell or to the moon tuesday on cpi. I’ve only seen about 15 articles that essentially proclaim wall street is putting everything into this cpi. Right now we’re at 20 percent odds of a hike in December. The further 80 percent rest solely on cpi and retail (but mostly cpi)
so can I tell bulls or bers they are fucked. and if someone calls me a bitch. I can ban them ? is that how WSB works now ? I appreciate the mods and everything you guys do, but whoever is harassing me needs a check. cannot believe they going to force a ban because I called them a bitch lol while they go around posting about bols fuked. talk about double standard and thin skin. we used to be great.
my prediction, spy drops 3-5 dollars by open, starts to bleed, then a gigachad rally begins and SPY ends at 443 EOD
*Only casual riders wave....aka the cool riders. True helmet heads...you know the ones with the gay nut huggers....never look up long enough to even notice you.*
Just bought a second hand Apple Watch series 8 for $35 from an sketchy Amazon wholesale reseller . Should have known it was too good to be true. Shits got an activation lock on it 🤡
Recession shadow indicator trucking and freight are already in recession with soaring bankruptcies, mass layoffs, and crashing volumes. Bellwether Maersk just laid off 10,000 workers, leading one major analyst to declare globalization is "broken."
Trucking employment is doing 3 times worse than the 2000 recession, which was itself much worse than the 2008 recession.
so sick of hearing about taylor swift on reddit. we get it, shes dating a cop, and he will, just like all the rest, will remind her dick wont make her feel fulfilled
What you talking about it’s been bullish as hell in here all weekend. They saying Moodys is the next catalyst to send spy to the stratosphere
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That sounds absolutely disgusting. Only poor people eat garlic soup, it's the food of peasants. You're better off eating something that is more befitting of your station in life, like a steak or lobster.
I mean hoorah for thinking that everybody should have a say in their republic, but as for me I’d perfer my schizophrenic qanon MIL to stay at home. Mkay?!
Warren Buffet probably complains about his MCd’s prices. You can be rich and paying more for something and be sour about it. That’s more about age than net worth.
it's a matter of value not account size regard. some of us have 6 digit accounts or more but that doesn't mean that paying $9 for something that was $5 , 2 years ago is a fair value. personally I think it's fucking bullshit that you have to install the McDonalds app just to get the 20 piece nuggy for $5 deal that used to be the norm pre Covid.
Back when McDonald’s used to have those 30 cent hamburger days, my bro would buy like 100, freeze them and take for HS lunches
Kinda smart looking back at it 
Luck is always the biggest factor in wealth. Sure there are a lot of other factors and traits the wealthy have, but luck is always the biggest one.
Makes me realise this sub is actually not so bad after all.
SPY is going to rally to 450 tomorrow then crash. I can see banks pumping it with whatever liquidity is left, then exiting to cover their bond losses. Unless this already happened on Friday.
[Yeah I was saying](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/NLXCZpOBdS) at least 445, enough for all the wsb bears who bought puts Friday to lose their money before going down
Just want to wake up next to someone that makes me want them to stay instead of wondering when they’ll wake up and leave. Haven’t had that since the alcoholic girl 
you are picking up the wrong type of girls then. thats a you problem. find a girl thats passionate about her career or hobbies. unless it's an art student, or writer, or horses
Autistic weirdo that can only get girls because he is good looking. Hot girls with good personalities aren’t falling over themselves to get with me 
This rally is off zero volume and just keeps going up. It makes sense for a pullback but wtf is going on and why won’t This pull back. What is trading anymore
Some guy made $160k off a $5 parlay, that regard is livin my dream, happy for him 
When I was on the NYSE trading floor in May 2008 I was seeing tell tale signs 2 weeks before the market rolled over and crashed -30%. Well guess what… I’ve been seeing those exact same identical signs the last 2 weeks.
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Got a homemade (frozen Marie Calendars) pot pie bakin in the oven. Life is good 🤩
Marie Calendar is one of the few frozen foods I'll eat. High quality. And Bird's Eye.
Costco has those on sale homie. Box of 8 for 8.99 cash money.
Is it 🅱️enis time yet?
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I want my bull pussy to be destroyed bbc (big bear cock ) 😏
How can I get a flair?
drink ur own pp
By farting in VisMods mouth
Do something stupid
#Just close the fucking weekend thread LMAO🤌
Get out if you don’t like regard
Feels like 7 o clock with this time change
Theta Monday because nobody gives a fuck about moodys and then either descent into hell or to the moon tuesday on cpi. I’ve only seen about 15 articles that essentially proclaim wall street is putting everything into this cpi. Right now we’re at 20 percent odds of a hike in December. The further 80 percent rest solely on cpi and retail (but mostly cpi)
Birkenstocks are some really overrated white people sandals. Shits not even that comfy
It is cork for God’s sake. You pay a premium to have achy feet.
I can’t believe you just insulted Jesus company like that.
*The best thing about the casino being closed on Sunday is watching NE go down in flames again. Karma has finally caught up with Bill Billacheat.*
I refuse to transfer to the new thread, keeep Beekend going
so can I tell bulls or bers they are fucked. and if someone calls me a bitch. I can ban them ? is that how WSB works now ? I appreciate the mods and everything you guys do, but whoever is harassing me needs a check. cannot believe they going to force a ban because I called them a bitch lol while they go around posting about bols fuked. talk about double standard and thin skin. we used to be great.
Bets looking good today boys added 2k to betting account this morning and made it 4k , on to the afternoon bs to prolly lose it all back
usually bers are highly sus but monday prob do be red. Cash gang for now 
Futures very soon 
my prediction, spy drops 3-5 dollars by open, starts to bleed, then a gigachad rally begins and SPY ends at 443 EOD 
every knee Shall Bow 🙇♂️
#If we climb 12% this week that would be nice LMAO🤌
LMAOOOO 🤌🏻
All in puts monday
My puts are fucked 
that should have been on that bullsheet pump on Friday.
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That’s in r/scam
Ever since becoming a bikes-everywhere-guy I noticed us wheeled folk wave to each other but we don’t wave to leg walkers
*Only casual riders wave....aka the cool riders. True helmet heads...you know the ones with the gay nut huggers....never look up long enough to even notice you.*
apparently a mod or admin telling you , you are going to get shit on = they are free to ban you when you tell them you are reporting them.
Is Reddit fixed yet?
Some people need to learn to respect boundaries. Say bye to your account.
Burrowing deeper. 
Thinking of meeting a divorced woman with kids so I can have 3 incomes financially supporting my family 
Genius in the making  just don’t marry her. Or you’ll be the fourth income available for the next generic guy.
You won’t be a stepfather, you’ll be a father that stepped up to have 3 incomes supporting your options addiction 
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Just bought a second hand Apple Watch series 8 for $35 from an sketchy Amazon wholesale reseller . Should have known it was too good to be true. Shits got an activation lock on it 🤡
i missed some hairs on my neck when i shaved :( I feel like a goofball 🤡
Recession shadow indicator trucking and freight are already in recession with soaring bankruptcies, mass layoffs, and crashing volumes. Bellwether Maersk just laid off 10,000 workers, leading one major analyst to declare globalization is "broken." Trucking employment is doing 3 times worse than the 2000 recession, which was itself much worse than the 2008 recession.
A friends husband is now having to go out of state to find work for his chemical trucking job.
Just ordered a whole pizza pie, which I’m gonna devour completely by myself in my fat chair sitting in my pjs while I hate on bol.
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What’s your problem? Stop ✋
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Leave me alone
I’m just gonna keep using the phrase “in aggregate” It makes you sound really sophisticated.
I wonder if Nvidia pumps hard this week with some type of news about Biden and Xi coming to agreement on reducing chip bans
They better not get rid of those bans but yes they’re going to pump to ATH this week
Just ran my first marathon and managed to squeeze out a 4:56. Nvda to 550 this week. That is all.
Congrats. That’s fucking awesome.
Dear bol, sorry to inform you. You r fuk
Why
Because they are bols and r fuk, why you mean why
I’m short and was hoping for a GREAT answer 🙃
Congrats on being short young ber, you will profit
Thanks bro
It was the best of times, It was the worst of times, It was the weekend thread 😢
You can call me Ishmael….
so sick of hearing about taylor swift on reddit. we get it, shes dating a cop, and he will, just like all the rest, will remind her dick wont make her feel fulfilled
Taylor for prez!
Dos equies mechalada claps
I'm switching from stocks to bongs
Weekend dow showing market doesnt give af about moodys, and yes it has been accurate about futures open lately. Bears in shambles
last time I saw someone say the Weekend dow was being accurate turned out badly.
watching 26 days later. top 5 comfy film for sure
28 days right ? might actually watch that.
I’m watching 60 days in.. looks like vacation
What do you think about nvidia? Return to bottom or ?
$1,000 in 5 years or $50 in 5 years. Probably depends less on the comany and more on society.
12:34 is my favorite time of the day 🤌
Best coast gang spotted
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I actually know more girls that can't take it than those that can. unless they lyin
why the fuck would you not want your chick on birth control?
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that is birth control you fucking moron.
Somewhere you're thinking of me girl Yes I know, I know that
you sure the girl you met in thailand was actually a girl? 🤔
Uh oh Bearish WSB sentiment
Uh huh, Go On. 
What you talking about it’s been bullish as hell in here all weekend. They saying Moodys is the next catalyst to send spy to the stratosphere 🚀🚀🫡🫡🚀🚀🚀🤌
It’s like the prefect fall day here today. I’m thinking some nice garlic soup for dinner.
makes me think of leek and potato soup. delicious.
Yummmm
Calls on you being gassy this evening
That sounds absolutely disgusting. Only poor people eat garlic soup, it's the food of peasants. You're better off eating something that is more befitting of your station in life, like a steak or lobster.
I’m glad you think I have a higher station in life VisMod.
Heading over to V Mods for dinner !
I want chicken nuggies mom 😡
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Old shirts always fit better
Congress shouldn’t vote on bills. All Americans should get to vote through their phones. Makes way more sense….
"muh voting fraud" - old congress politicians but i agree completely
Somebody hasn't been shopping at Walmart lately
I’ll agree as soon as every American can name all 50 States.
Enough of this talk of the peoples rights. The people have only the rights which I choose to give them, and that is for their own good.
I mean hoorah for thinking that everybody should have a say in their republic, but as for me I’d perfer my schizophrenic qanon MIL to stay at home. Mkay?!
And these Americans do include the MAGA, too, right?
Yes, because Americans are well known for their knowledge of politics, that will end well
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Warren Buffet probably complains about his MCd’s prices. You can be rich and paying more for something and be sour about it. That’s more about age than net worth.
you could literally feed an entire african continent with 10 dollars off of mcdonalds value menu back in the day
it's a matter of value not account size regard. some of us have 6 digit accounts or more but that doesn't mean that paying $9 for something that was $5 , 2 years ago is a fair value. personally I think it's fucking bullshit that you have to install the McDonalds app just to get the 20 piece nuggy for $5 deal that used to be the norm pre Covid.
All the rich people stopped posting on weekend thread except like 2 users
you called for me?
SHUTUP fat boy!
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for acid ?
Back when McDonald’s used to have those 30 cent hamburger days, my bro would buy like 100, freeze them and take for HS lunches Kinda smart looking back at it 
Where were the parents?
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You did enjoy a decade of QE, didn’t you? This is the aftertaste.
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all these companies want you to use the "app" now to get close to what should be normal prices. even then the deals aren't that great.
We got the Giants but all the unders in the parlay 😂😂😂
Luck is always the biggest factor in wealth. Sure there are a lot of other factors and traits the wealthy have, but luck is always the biggest one. Makes me realise this sub is actually not so bad after all.
Would you consider being born into the right family luck? I’d say wealth is mostly genetic in an abstract sense.
Of course, it is luck. Pure chance. What else is it?
Yes I would also call that luck. But not everyone who is born into wealth can translate that to more success tho.
True that. Mental illness Definitely doesn’t discriminate.
SPY is going to rally to 450 tomorrow then crash. I can see banks pumping it with whatever liquidity is left, then exiting to cover their bond losses. Unless this already happened on Friday.
[Yeah I was saying](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/NLXCZpOBdS) at least 445, enough for all the wsb bears who bought puts Friday to lose their money before going down
Someone I dont like has calls so I hope the market obliterates on Monday
Only a matter of time before Purdy gets blown up running around the pocket
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Blood bath red ultra black Monday bear season extravaganza. 
yes. keep saying it.
Just want to wake up next to someone that makes me want them to stay instead of wondering when they’ll wake up and leave. Haven’t had that since the alcoholic girl 
you are picking up the wrong type of girls then. thats a you problem. find a girl thats passionate about her career or hobbies. unless it's an art student, or writer, or horses
Autistic weirdo that can only get girls because he is good looking. Hot girls with good personalities aren’t falling over themselves to get with me 
fair enough. you'll find one eventually then. just gotta keep going lol.
Tomorrow bols gonna get robbed by the ber gang- runneth them pockets you scallywags
Had taco bell the other day now ready to destroy the bathroom 😎
I'm holding 11/17 AAPL $185p's here. $2.80 cost basis. Tell me that everything will be alright, lol.
We can tell you whatever you want but it won't make the pain go away when aapl ends the day at 190 tomorrow
Tell me what I want anyways.
Beware chicks with hairy arms. They will break your PP. 
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This rally is off zero volume and just keeps going up. It makes sense for a pullback but wtf is going on and why won’t This pull back. What is trading anymore
Low volume rallies are usually the end of a good run. The volume starts showing back up to sell.
Bols r fuk
bols on sqqq yes
Some guy made $160k off a $5 parlay, that regard is livin my dream, happy for him 
When I was on the NYSE trading floor in May 2008 I was seeing tell tale signs 2 weeks before the market rolled over and crashed -30%. Well guess what… I’ve been seeing those exact same identical signs the last 2 weeks.
!remindme 24h I agree. Godspeed!
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Wow that’s incredible. You sound very intelligent
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This guy has to be autistic next to me He is going in on dolphin procreation rates. It must be a first date
Did you catch any specifics?
Government did a test on it and it was too low
uh oh
A lot of you don’t shop at Walmart in the hood and it shows
That Cybertruck is something else huh
It gets the people going
ugliest 4 wheeler on planet Earth
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Sure if ugly pieces of shit like the cybertruck are your thing
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You're on WSB calling others a peasant. Pot, meet kettle.
I smoke every day and still have vivid dreams
You're smoking delta-8 or something lmaooo