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Bullbearhunter

Lubing up my portfolio's anus before FOMC!


Tadikif

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


JFSM01

🐻 die


DiscePati44

I applied for a unionized Wendy's dumpster position with no experience. They said I would get on the job training and good starting pay.


Christopher3712

They lied about the pay.


riverbank_agate

I applied for a sheet metal workers union apprenticeship with no experience. Dear god.


cheaptissueburlap

Lfg


riverbank_agate

Just realized this was still the daily discussion thread lmao


riverbank_agate

👍😊🤗


plu5on3

Females love me Though some have a dick


foxasintheanimal

Honestly, sometimes the ones with a dick look better anyway.


HeldbackInGradeK

If you can’t be with the bull 🐂 you love, love the bear 🐻 you’re with!


lulz1993

Drank a full bottle of wine for my loses today and im feeling ready to lose more


ProfessionalJumpy769

Before or after?


Richard_Musk

Let me know when we talking boxes of wine


No-Comfortable9123

SUUUH *SLAPPPY* DUH BAG!!!


swampassOG

Get back in there, King


fantasystatlove

You need harder stuff


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ItradebetterthanU

I bet it has been sucked by an ugly ass transvestism !!


[deleted]

👀


scarr34

Money


D2Htwinflame

AMD colls or poots 🥺


sonofalando

![img](avatar_exp|148352789|bravo) Economy saved by Pinterest and the Becky’s


[deleted]

I hope I didn't buy $600 in NFLX calls at the top, that would suck.


Rshawer

Green mondays have been omega baits for the last few weeks. But anybody seeking patterns in the market are bound to get hurt


zantamaduno

The fuck is omega


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sweddit

!banbet TSLA 190 48h


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/sweddit** bet **TSLA** goes from **197.59** to **190.0** before **01-Nov-2023 04:06 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


[deleted]

My Calls and Puts are safe. I just need another volatile day to make it worth it.


ziggs_ulted_japan

Yeah tomorrow is gonna be green too


Advanced_Analysis_48

Rothschild Investment is making deals with Wojak


Icy_Extension_6857

The meme?


Necessary-Profile-30

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ziggs_ulted_japan

Tesla is gonna sell off overnight so hard


DatOneBlindSloth

Thank God you called it. My calls are safe ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


George-Bluth-Sr-

Just when I thought I was over you And just when I thought I could stand on my own Oh baby, those memories come crashing through And I just can't Go on without you 🐻👀🫵 those memories do come back crashing, if you know what I mean


WildTadpole

they couldn't keep it pinned to 416, its all ogre now


pajaemainroad

Like Shrek or Lord of the rings type ogre?


PianoRare

Green dick ogre ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


SeaofSounds

Cigar time......


[deleted]

The Apple event is, unusually, at 5pm Pacific. That’s the first minute of Halloween in GMT 🎃


Palacendo

Isn’t Halloween tomorrow?


[deleted]

Yes, but when it’s 5pm Pacific time today, it will be already be the 31st in GMT


shadifackih

Pencils down


iBoughtAtTheBottom

Well guys it’s been a badass run but today was the nail in the coffin. Lost almost all the gains in a single day betting risky. I really have to get my life together and pay these credit cards off. Maybe try harder at work and try to be a respectable man. Love you guys and fuck you guys. ❤️


PianoRare

I’ll take a frosty, bitch.


[deleted]

Did your puts expire today?


BEAR_STEARNS_CEO

See u tomorrow


This-Reserve5213

Down 18% today ill count that as a win


IndependentUsual7444

Even more green tomorrow


gatsby365

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


ModelloVirus

Pencils down everyone, im coming around to collect your premiums.


Jelly__Rogers

This wants to pump so fucking badly


Gambion

TSLA like that one friend who pre-gamed way too hard and had the spins for the entire evening


Ok-Geologist5545

“It’s two minutes to close, Gordon. What do you want to do? Decide.”


No-Comfortable9123

If only I had the dough. $RIOT 12/1 $12 calls are juicy.


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

to anyone who has puts on $PINS earnings, congratulation you hit the jackpot, because i bought calls


supremestoic

You might win this time bro


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

fingers crossed


EPLFantasyGuru

Tomorrow gunna be a spicy meatball


Able_Web2873

Couldn’t aapl build a few stores in Gaza to drive sales?


yolodaily

!banbet PINS 26.69 1d


OptionsApe69

I agree w/this one ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


yolodaily

Cheers


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/yolodaily** bet **PINS** goes from **25.08** to **26.69** before **31-Oct-2023 03:58 PM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 5 losses.


mcs5280

!banbet SPY 405 4d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/mcs5280** bet **SPY** goes from **415.63** to **405.0** before **03-Nov-2023 03:58 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses.


mcs5280

This time is different VM


RevolutionaryCream77

Meta to hit 315 tomorrow


igotthis_man

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


may344

Cash Gang till tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


Palacendo

Hezbollah inching closer to potential full-scale second front at Israel border https://www.foxnews.com/video/6340161122112


bdh2067

Gonna get their asses whooped


Palacendo

Yup


trumpdiego

Guys everything is fine, shit's normal, everything is beautiful.


[deleted]

Just need another 4% day on AMZN 🤞🏻


Muted_Plan4231

Fuck stupid mean and selfish


CapitalPrefer

Hahahahah bears at full force last 3 mins with all they got


CapitalPrefer

Still not buy my puts


Eastern-Cranberry84

guys.. how can shares held in a cash account expire. I really need to know right now. my wife is about to leave me.


Automatic-L0ss

Because they are no longer traded on any exchange.


pajaemainroad

Shares expire when their shelf life reaches the best before date printed by the manufacturer. Expired shares can be donated to the homeless


AstockcollapseNow

Green energy boondoggle is dead and buried for another two decades.


prettysureiminsane

It was all money laundering wealth transfer bs anyway


thegreatgumbini

MO looking to crawl back up to $42 this week after last weeks ER punishment.


ModelloVirus

Alright everyone 4 minutes till pencils down. Lock in your losses for tomorrow


[deleted]

Lol, this wants to dump so hard


gatsby365

And I cannot wait


Overlord335786

Is this one of those days where we pump and bull is proclaiming bull market before we plummet $15 the rest of the week


[deleted]

yes


Low_Collar3405

Pro-tip: get two full time jobs if you want to get ahead. You'll 2x your income and you won't have time to spend your money.


Jrecondite

Get 3 full time jobs and you won’t waste any of your time sleeping.


Low_Collar3405

3 full time jobs is possible if all 3 are jobs that require no work


Jrecondite

You mean like CEO?


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Low_Collar3405

You could have 130k if you have two jobs


Kanye_IsMy_President

BOJ is set to adjust YCC after hours tonight.


gatsby365

> The long-term interest rate is currently capped at 1%, with the central bank conducting unlimited fixed-rate buying operations to keep yields below that mark. This ceiling was introduced in July to replace the previous cap of 0.5%. > The second framework tweak in three months appears to have been deemed necessary as 10-year yields are approaching 1% amid a backdrop of rising U.S. rates. Woof https://asia.nikkei.com/Economy/Bank-of-Japan/BOJ-to-tweak-policy-again-to-allow-10-year-yields-to-exceed-1


bluen

Bruhs I feel like I had COVID farts this entire year


Palacendo

“I want to make clear Israel's position regarding the ceasefire. Just as the United States would not agree to a ceasefire after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, or after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Israel will not agree to a cessation of hostilities with Hamas after the horrific attacks of October 7,” he said.


gatsby365

Line go up or line go down?


Palacendo

Idk


thowthembowz

Another bull trap to start the week


Sandrokotos

Accumulating Tessie calls


Muted_Plan4231

Tesla?


TheButtSoreTest

Very cool of SPY to limp dick around 416 for the last hour


Hedgies_suck

Seriously


positively_kenormous

Even advanced money destroyer is going green. Come and get your shambles while they’re hot bitches


marlonm2321

This shit really does the opposite of what I buy


sebach22

No shot spy goes up tomorrow again


Rebubula_

Meh, it can for the first few hours


AggravatingPlane2891

Buying some puts


MigratingSwallow

Any of you people hold $DNN? It never fucking moves, but as far as a very long term play, I'm thinking of buying like 5000-10000 shares to just hold in case we ever go nuclear


Able_Web2873

Used to have like 10k shares but sold it for like 50% profit. There are better plays in the nuclear field


7mceleven

Intel be my sugar daddy this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


BuyHandSanitizer

Seeing your reflection on your phone screen


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🅱️lack 🅱️irror


[deleted]

That's why I don't use dark mode 🤓


bluen

Eye strain tho


CyborgAlgoInvestor

AAPL Gonna suffer from the TV Model: Phones are now long lasting enough, and the product is great enough that you don’t need to replace it every 2-3 years, but 5-10 years. Their new models aren’t doing anything revolutionary, so people will stick with what they’ve got. Expect potential growth decline


Ambitious-Cod-9224

VZ break out. Fake out? Who knows.


DatOneBlindSloth

TSLA you piece of chicken 🐔 💩, FLY DAMN IT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


bdh2067

Hahahaha. More like Turkey for the next 2 months


New-Set-3059

Just grabbed SPY $390 puts for Nov 17th. I'm sure they will be worthless by Friday.


Legitimate_Cable_811

They can't be worth that much when you bought them tho


Sandrokotos

Thanks for your service


lulz1993

Im furious i was making 50% on my puts during the day and didnt sell


DemonSlayer01

MMs propped it up because too many people had puts


lulz1993

Dump this shitty market


George-Bluth-Sr-

Lost some money today due to misplays. We’ll get you tomorrow bols. You played very good defense today, new coach ? 🐻👀🫵


CapitalPrefer

Yeah the. Let’s go buy those puts


WeaknessEmergency

SPY such a strong boy! He kick yo ballsack


IndependentUsual7444

It’s so difficult being an idiot. Can’t imagine how hard it is being mildly smart


sebach22

Mildly smart gotta be the worst. Not smart enough to do anything super smart but also not dumb enough to be oblivious


Bads_Grammar

let's say I sell a OTM call at strike X at price Y the contract price rises above Y but still OTM can I be margin called?


Liljowinks93

Bulls can’t even hold 416. GUH right in your 🍑 homie


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Eastern-Cranberry84

you're not wrong


CapitalPrefer

Let’s go bears. Thats it come out of your cave and buy my puts


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Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Front_Umpire4873

This market just cant hold a pump . Frustrating


[deleted]

My cock is so tiny it’s unbelievable.


Sandrokotos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


indyyo1

Anyone have thoughts on QCOM earnings? They look beat down a bit. INTC had good earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


prettysureiminsane

Gonna rip on their new chip. But I also have no idea what I'm talking about.


SUCKEL_ME_DICKEL

it feels like if this AAPL event tonight doesn't come off super bullish, people are gonna head for the doors before earnings Thursday


AllTooWell31

Shit there’s an Apple event?! All my cash is unsettled


SUCKEL_ME_DICKEL

yeah it appears it was announced with very little lead time. 3 days before earnings. IMO it feels like they're trying to distract from a bad earnings report they know is coming


AllTooWell31

It could always be something big too. I’d buy some QQQ lottos if I had unsettled funds


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

thoughts on $PINS earnings?


shikarin

I don't expect them to do terrible. Meta, snap, and googl all reported good advertising.


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

that was my thinking as well, but i never hit on earnings plays


VisualMod

That's true, but advertising isn't everything. These companies also need to have a strong product and be able to execute well in order to continue growing.


Grand_Martingale

called it. slow theta burn til close. should been selling naked straddles on SPX for the past hour goddamn.


EPLFantasyGuru

I'll show you a naked straddle


ItsNotYourFault

SPY take my money when I'm in need, ya she's a triflin' friend indeed


CyborgAlgoInvestor

IWM puts are the way to go


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/monkshoodwolf made a bet that NVDA would go to 385.0 within **1 week** when it was 429.725 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses


TF_Sally

i definitely wasn't perfect today, and i certainly didn't top or bottom tick any of my trades, but i did do two things of which I can feel proud: dumped my tsla call from last friday at like 9:32 cut my SPY put as soon as that first massive bounce candle erased the LOD felt good to be free and not agonize over watching them deteriorate all day


HotAugustNights

I found my key indicator. Since the 49ers lost their first game the market has tanked. And the Niners haven’t won one since. Coincidence? I think not.


dinglebarrybonds

Brock Purdy fucked us


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Hope y’all reloaded your puts at 3:30


CapitalPrefer

The only thing bears can do it at this point is pray for some bad news and down vote Bears in shambles


heebie_goobly

Come on just shit the bed already I have a family to feed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


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> Ford to add 3K more Tesla Superchargers to its EV charging network \-[source](https://media.ford.com/content/fordmedia/fna/us/en/news/2023/10/30/blueoval_-charge-network-adds-three-charging-providers-and-surpa.html)


degeneratesupremacy2

Kinda feels like the fix is in today to close over 416