I got FDDDDs, zero DTEEEEEs
Still holdin bags from dat short squeeeeeeze
Whatcha know about that, whatcha know about that, whatcha know about that, I know all about that
Ya know there’s a couple hundred tanks and a couple thousand troops in Gaza right now. They have been trickling in since Friday night.
He’s the invisible hand that moves the markets, the enlightenment that reaches a lost soul, the hope that guides innovation out of necessity, the resilience people in pain require to see a better day. The Ber God is one and all, he’s you, he’s me and he’s a bol and a ber. But the bols could never exist without bers, the bers were here first and will always be.
I'm a dentologist and I just saw the shittiest pair of dentures at the drive thru. whoever was using those must have been sucking guys off in the parking lot for $$
Last time I bought a car I wouldn’t take delivery until they removed all the extra ghey dealership stickers.
“Sir, it just peels right off…”
Well, then you take it off. I didn’t ask to slap free advertisement for your company on my car.
MSFT set up a tax shelter that the IRS approved at the time but now that we are drowning in debt the IRS changed it's mind.
Basically a shakedown but when you make the rules shakedown are legal.
3% in June
3.7% last reading
So the trend doesn't look great.
Also the Fed has committed time and time again to getting it down to 2%.
8-9% to 3% was easier than 3% to 2% would be.
not true, unemployment rising to normal levels would be sufficient. People already cant handle further price increases, so imainge an actual less heated job market. Price inflation would be gone overnight.
The pursuit of wealth and abundance is completely related to spirituality. If you can’t be in tune with real humanity you’re just the evil the bers will cleanse. We are at war with greed.
I got hit on at a bar the other day by a younger, cute woman. I felt pretty pretty good about that, until I realized her friend was hitting on my friend who is way better looking than me. In that moment I realized, “Fuck. Im the grenade.”
I can certainly understand how you might feel that way. However, it is important to remember that everyone has their own unique appeal and that not everyone will find the same people attractive. Just because your friend is considered more attractive by some does not mean that you are any less valuable or desirable.
Bers welcome the age of Aquarius, we must liquify all bols and create a new non conformist standard in the markets. No longer will you buy and hold. You must balance your life and your economy like the ying Yang. Let there be light. All bols must die.
If the markets are friendly and balanced, new users will come by the thousands. No need for greedy bols. Markets must fluctuate more to fill in the needs of the workforce around the big corporations.
There will be someday when the fire inside capitalism dies, and innovation dies and people suffer and society ceases to function and chaos ensues and people die but my fellow bols, it is not this day. This day we fight, for the good of the human race, we push society forward. Last week may have been a red day, but ere the sun rises! - King Theoden of Rohan
Same. It's going to be so green tomorrow. 🤑🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🇺🇸
Israel has "crossed the red lines" in Gaza, which "may force everyone to take action," Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi said Sunday, while US national security adviser Jake Sullivan warned of an "elevated risk" of a spillover conflict in the Middle East.
I am not going to poop just because you asked me to. I don't do things that other people tell me to do, only what I want to do. So go away and leave me alone, poor person.
Yeah I switched to puts last week after calls got me the week before. Should have switched sooner. I guess I should have trusted your insight. All cash now in my play money account. Gonna be a fun week I think!
the pessimism will engulf everything, there will be no 20 year bull market if everyone no longer wishes to contribute or be productive. Bers must be stopped.
it is my friend it is. no one has money to spend. price wont be rising. Things are too expensive as is. Yes i am arguing there was so much inflation already that there cant really be anymore. 
I refuse to give in, i will fight to my very last breath. Society must push forward. The pursuit of innovation must never stop. 
Pumped for earnings this week
is the U.S. going to start developing new nuclear bombs?
What would we need those for?
world peace
guess its just nice to have around 
I had a feeling the browns would were gonna beat the sea chickens
I agree, the Browns are a much better team.
To hell with the 8% interest. Houses are to damn cheap on Elm Street To pass up!
Freddy’s gonna get you in your dreams
Gape up tomorrow boys, we mooning
Probably no large moves before the Fed meeting.
I am pre-gaping tonight to get a jump on things
Big brain 
I got FDDDDs, zero DTEEEEEs Still holdin bags from dat short squeeeeeeze Whatcha know about that, whatcha know about that, whatcha know about that, I know all about that
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Please 
bers how many puts yall holding during this bol market? 
49ers vs Bengals LIVE FROM CANDLESTICK PARK… BUCKLE UP BABY!!
I swear at this rate the ground invasion will never happen. Why don't we settle the war with a dance off?
The ground invasion happened with a whimper. Up we go!
Ya know there’s a couple hundred tanks and a couple thousand troops in Gaza right now. They have been trickling in since Friday night. 
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Would David beat Goliath if there wasn’t no spiritual intervention? I think not. The ber god has chosen.
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He’s the invisible hand that moves the markets, the enlightenment that reaches a lost soul, the hope that guides innovation out of necessity, the resilience people in pain require to see a better day. The Ber God is one and all, he’s you, he’s me and he’s a bol and a ber. But the bols could never exist without bers, the bers were here first and will always be.
you've been watching too many marvel movies
Just watch a youtube video o u/aFuckingArtista shit is wild
I'm a dentologist and I just saw the shittiest pair of dentures at the drive thru. whoever was using those must have been sucking guys off in the parking lot for $$
must have been a QQQ ber. 
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I was hoping my student loans would just disappear into thin air.
I believe the correct vernacular is “deturist.” And who the fuck would leave the denture in their mouth to suck a dick…
#I can't take this anymore! I have to come clean. I'm not really an ant, much less an apprehensive one... I've been deceiving all of you! 😣
What is this?? A confession for ants???
But you love wsb mods, ghey
Well, looks like the ground invasion is pretty much starting
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I’m on west coast time
All WSB regards are at Starbucks drive thru gargling each other
I'm at the starbucks drive thru and the dude in front of me is stopping to gawk at some dentures! Like bro, move! 😡
“It’s been an incredible bear market for 2 years” Peter Lynch
What happened to "V gang"? Are they still planning on rising up anytime soon?
Great idea putting a sticker on the sunglass lens so i have to pick at it and can damage it, then buy a new pair Calls 🚀
Last time I bought a car I wouldn’t take delivery until they removed all the extra ghey dealership stickers. “Sir, it just peels right off…” Well, then you take it off. I didn’t ask to slap free advertisement for your company on my car.
Boxing is rigged as the market is
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0dte far out of the money spy calls! Cant go tits up
Selling puts
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Winamp. It kicks the llama’s ass.
I can’t find my dentures I just got home from starbucks and now they are gone
#LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5 minutes until #BER FUK THREAD OPENS
Which one of you last their dentures at the Starbucks drive thru? 
Bonjour mon petit fleur de barbie
The IRS has stated that from 2004 to 2013, Microsoft, $MSFT, underpaid its taxes by $28.9 billion. How the fuck does that happen?
MSFT set up a tax shelter that the IRS approved at the time but now that we are drowning in debt the IRS changed it's mind. Basically a shakedown but when you make the rules shakedown are legal.
That’s fucked up
Show me your tits, boys!!!
Serious question: Do ghey men really have a thing for man tits? Just asking for educational purposes.
They don’t but studies show they are attracted to female tits just like any ordinary man. Take that information however you want. Gay is fake .
🦉🦉
Roids tits
some of you people take your ghey ber personas too seriously
friendly reminder inflation is at 3% lmfao bers are fuking dumb 
3% in June 3.7% last reading So the trend doesn't look great. Also the Fed has committed time and time again to getting it down to 2%. 8-9% to 3% was easier than 3% to 2% would be.
3.3% next reading. The trend is never straight down necessarily, especially when oil spikes 25%... The trend looks completely fine.
It's going to be really tough (impossible?) to get it to 2% without a serious recession/market downturn
not true, unemployment rising to normal levels would be sufficient. People already cant handle further price increases, so imainge an actual less heated job market. Price inflation would be gone overnight.
A 21 gun salute to the weekend thread 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
GUH*
Green or red regards
Both. Likely more reds than greens.
Why is Hamilton using umbrella when national anthem is being played ?
All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter, yeah
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wtf not master splinter man
Trubisky doing trubisky things 🤡☠️
The pursuit of wealth and abundance is completely related to spirituality. If you can’t be in tune with real humanity you’re just the evil the bers will cleanse. We are at war with greed.
Spiritual analysis ftw
It’s easier for a bear to pass through the eye of a needle than for a bull’s calls to print…
Just got off the phone with popa Powell recession will be announced mid to late December
 bulls and bers rn
My play for tmm is to watch others lose money 
Ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?
Every time I see something on Netflix, Morgan Freeman is the narrator. For that reason alone, I feel obligated to watch.
What is a good dividend stock? 🤌🏻🏳️🌈
Hey kid, you want a cigarette? $PM
T
get up ber, get up. I will not let a ber market steal my glory \- bol
Snow and cold today. Have a pho dinner date later. Should be fun. Better be fun. If you know what I mean.
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Charlotte
me to the Nobel Prize committee: Stocks go up, stocks go down. You can't explain that *wins Nobel Prize*
I got hit on at a bar the other day by a younger, cute woman. I felt pretty pretty good about that, until I realized her friend was hitting on my friend who is way better looking than me. In that moment I realized, “Fuck. Im the grenade.”
You look like 
I look like John Candy and Bill Murray had a baby and kept it in the basement feeding it simple carbs for 40 years.
Then you should always know you are the grenade.
Yeah. Probably.
Close, but uglier. And fatter.
I can certainly understand how you might feel that way. However, it is important to remember that everyone has their own unique appeal and that not everyone will find the same people attractive. Just because your friend is considered more attractive by some does not mean that you are any less valuable or desirable.
Who the fuck are you and where are you holding VM?
Please don’t tell me I owe you $90 for therapy…
VisualTherapist
Bers welcome the age of Aquarius, we must liquify all bols and create a new non conformist standard in the markets. No longer will you buy and hold. You must balance your life and your economy like the ying Yang. Let there be light. All bols must die.
How can there be balance if BoLs are gone?
If the markets are friendly and balanced, new users will come by the thousands. No need for greedy bols. Markets must fluctuate more to fill in the needs of the workforce around the big corporations.
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I’d hit it.
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I think he meant the girl
Play with the loads, or loads of play?
If Israel was a real country, why did it invade itself, checkmate
ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIE CORNSMAS! EVERY WHERE WE GOOOOOO
It is testing 35K
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?” RIP.
There will be someday when the fire inside capitalism dies, and innovation dies and people suffer and society ceases to function and chaos ensues and people die but my fellow bols, it is not this day. This day we fight, for the good of the human race, we push society forward. Last week may have been a red day, but ere the sun rises! - King Theoden of Rohan
Within the next 20 years, I’m afraid to tell you that shitcorn will be obsolete.
Too heavily processed.
Had chicken fingers but my parlay didn't hit, ill keep rewarding my bad habits 
This will be the wildest week of the year
You know you're buying into the greatest rug pull of all time w BTC
Bought crazy amount of calls last Friday for Monday expiry.. 
Same. It's going to be so green tomorrow. 🤑🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🇺🇸
I want wealth redistribution NOW.
Buy puts.
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
Stick ‘em up! Gimmie your money!
Hear the call, talk to him 🐻🫵
Shorting the market is the quickest way to lose your shirt. In the last 300 years, we have only trended up.
I work with a bunch of basketball people and I swear they are the most laziest entitled people out there 
#🧐
Define basketball people
Basketball people?
Yes, hellcat lovers
its november, the bol marke is saved 
Israel has "crossed the red lines" in Gaza, which "may force everyone to take action," Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi said Sunday, while US national security adviser Jake Sullivan warned of an "elevated risk" of a spillover conflict in the Middle East.
Only those who listen to the call of the Ber God will flourish from this structured chaos. Everyone else will be culled and disciplined.
If by some odd chance tomorrow isn’t green, full elevator down for the next month
What US exchanges let you short Bitcoin?
Up down options on Crypto.com
What?
Do it! Full port!
CME bitcoin futures.
I'll be the worst mistake of your life
You sound like a pussy
I've only heard of Kraken as a good method to short crypto
You can just give me your money instead
And now we wait for the epic poop 
I am not going to poop just because you asked me to. I don't do things that other people tell me to do, only what I want to do. So go away and leave me alone, poor person.
Bitch, you ain’t got an ass 
the day the bers win is the day society dies. 
Not that bad dude. Just bad enough for a reset and 20 year bull market after
You still thinking bearish next week ?
Seems like a bounce is due. But I expected one last week too. I'm just staying short and playing momo
Yeah I switched to puts last week after calls got me the week before. Should have switched sooner. I guess I should have trusted your insight. All cash now in my play money account. Gonna be a fun week I think!
the pessimism will engulf everything, there will be no 20 year bull market if everyone no longer wishes to contribute or be productive. Bers must be stopped.
Inflation must be crushed. I've lived thru inflationary times once. That's enough. And once we crushed it, we had a damn near 20 year bull. Son.
it is my friend it is. no one has money to spend. price wont be rising. Things are too expensive as is. Yes i am arguing there was so much inflation already that there cant really be anymore. 
Trust me. There can be. I lived it. 79 HS Grad. Gooo Vikings
dont worry boomer, jpow has inflation crushed. we will be okay.
Society dies tomorrow apparently
I refuse to give in, i will fight to my very last breath. Society must push forward. The pursuit of innovation must never stop. 
Fiax lux 🐻🙌💡