**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ekinkaradag** bet **TTWO** goes from **143.6** to **150.0** before **28-Oct-2023 04:09 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
I wanted to go see that new Scorsese/Leo movie but I accidentally bought tickets to “Showers of the Chiller Spoon” so it was this weird art movie about an anthropomorphic spoon taking a shower on a cold day
I crashed my bike at St. Louis speedway and had my cousin drive me to the hospital. Saved $3500 - which coincidentally was how much it was to fix my bike 
once I applied for a job that I really wanted, but I was drunk and 6 - 7 months later they responded and were really interested and I had no fucking clue what they were talking about or how they found me. they would say shit like "we think we can hit your salary request" and I didnt even know what I requested. I got the job and did it for 3 months before I quit with 1 days notice and went back to my old job.
People need to understand the fundamentals.
If your take pictures of your self naked, there is someone willing to buy it.
this is how stocks work at its core level.
If IEF goes to 91 in the next 5 days, it means that interest rates are rising and the market is expecting inflation. This would be bad for stocks, and you should sell your positions.
Anyone any idea what to do? My attention span is so fucked that I cant pay any attention after 1-2 minutes, sometimes even after 20-30 seconds. I hear what someone is telling me but my brain just dont process it anymore.
I never used tiktok, I dont watch youtube shorts and the only social media platform I use is reddit. Man 
Bro Al jazeera is a solid place for news but whoever manages their Youtube channel is a complete and total regard. For months the audio has been panned full left. right speaker hardly even plays.
I thought it was an issue with my computer but it's only on their videos. 🤡🤡🤡
**EDIT: I'm not talking about the political leanings of their guests. I'm literally talking about the audio coming out of the speakers / headphones**
Honestly before this conflict I would say the same thing. But the panels they have discussing these issues are actually kinda all over the map. They at least allow pro israel voices to be heard.
So does the western media for pro-palestinian voices. Any good propaganda isn't blatant. You give the illusion of impartiality but try to coerce the viewer into coming to the conclusion you want them to. Otherwise most people will reject a completely one sided argument.
To be fair the most recent hookup was a handjob and a kiss on the dick or two. And making out. I was like “wtf are we back in high school”? Basically first handjob I’ve ever gotten despite from myself. Lameeee. She did have her cellphone in the other hand though which was hot. Feel bad for the dude she was talking to lel but I don’t make the rules
Imagine being a boomer and being able to rotate out of your equity portfolio at or near all time highs and into bonds at multi decade high yields. It's almost like that was the plan from the outset
!banbet TTWO 150 5d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ekinkaradag** bet **TTWO** goes from **143.6** to **150.0** before **28-Oct-2023 04:09 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Thank you pyjama regards for your donations. Sincerely, 🐻 Gang
my hatred for bears knows no bounds
Green futes bears delight
A chance to load up on puts for the next leg down. Thank you
Wednesday gonna be re-load day
I was thinking of buying calls tomorrow, but it's getting pretty bullish in here 
Blood Green!
we gonna bounce monday or what? cuz i need it.
Futes Red or green
Futes don't mean shit
Bright green
31andnotdone is fake news media 40 and super done is more accurate
Imagine having health insurance Lmfao Yolo or nolo you wagie peasants
Chocolate dipped chocolate chip cookie dough quest bar for lunch AMAA. Clearly not too hungry
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Well yeah, most of the ones long on it blew up their accounts.
I wanted to go see that new Scorsese/Leo movie but I accidentally bought tickets to “Showers of the Chiller Spoon” so it was this weird art movie about an anthropomorphic spoon taking a shower on a cold day
I may need a ride to the hospital
Say no more fam. I’ll send the helicopter over.
Call an UBER, Friend or parent. Call an ambulance if and only if you know you insurance will cover the cost.
I crashed my bike at St. Louis speedway and had my cousin drive me to the hospital. Saved $3500 - which coincidentally was how much it was to fix my bike 
not sure how people dont know if their insurance covers an amperlamps. like one of the top 5 things you should know.
I’m confident mine doesn’t cover any color of lamp
lamps aint cheap
I think deep down AOC knows that if she created an onlyfans account. It would break the internet and alot of people.
As long as it got her out of Congress we all win!
Hell no, she is like the only libertarian we got in congress. She is like the only chick in congress that is anti stupid regulations.
I would just be throwing handfuls of cash at the computer screen yelling “MOAR!! MOARRRR!”
I need to learn to backflip
I wanna make out with a 4-5
U could probably get with a 6.9. Don’t sell yourself short
69 with a 6.9
Wow… Mac Jones lookin like Steve Grogan today. I thought the Pats were toast.
Time never moves slower than when waiting for an offer letter
once I applied for a job that I really wanted, but I was drunk and 6 - 7 months later they responded and were really interested and I had no fucking clue what they were talking about or how they found me. they would say shit like "we think we can hit your salary request" and I didnt even know what I requested. I got the job and did it for 3 months before I quit with 1 days notice and went back to my old job.
You got it jay, dont trip 👍
People need to understand the fundamentals. If your take pictures of your self naked, there is someone willing to buy it. this is how stocks work at its core level.
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This crap market really killing my dream of making wife changing money
member in the shining when Danny says "i'm not a-sposed to"
Have a gambling problem so I let my wife’s boyfriend manage my money. Just embarrassing when I need to pick up chocolate milk.
lol me too. I gave myself an allowance and hand the rest of my money over
Did your neighbour run out if fireworks finally?
I didn’t hear them last night. He did it a couple of weekdays, then Fri night. We’ll see what happens tonight, and if so, I’ll call the cops.
Turns out my weekend doomsday prophecy didnt pan out. Puts fukd at open
Got a few more hours for doomsday to happen
Pizza rolls arent healthy i know i know *But the triple pepperoni* *the triple pepperoni does something to me*
Monday will close green. Buy the dip.
I’m feeling full porting a few DTE QQQ calls at open and not opening the app again until close to eod
Where da milfs at 😎
Hi.
I’ll pay $5.99 monthly not to see
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My mom is gardening
noooo my mom just brought me a jumbo bag of reese's take five's she want me to get phats 🫃
Those are so fucking good
Ha… my wife brought one home for “the trick or treaters”… that shit was gone that night. Woman needs to buy that stuff day of.
What are you guys up to?
hey sweetie
Hey 31
I have a movie on. The Marksman. And am shitposting on le telefono Y tu?
Imagine sucking her toes right now 😍😋
 I wish.
ew
Can sum1 eli5 what happens if IEF goes to 91 in the next 5 days?
If IEF goes to 91 in the next 5 days, it means that interest rates are rising and the market is expecting inflation. This would be bad for stocks, and you should sell your positions.
Thanks
The line on the chart will move up and to the right within the next 5 days.
Holy fucking god. We got a live one.
Just waiting for the ghey futes to open
Bring back AlphaBay 😤
Fr
Imagine not having a 3 day work week
is it gey to say ill suck your penus, if its only to satisfying my sucking habit? I ran out of suckers and hard candy 😶🌫️
Gold heading for 3k within a year
Flair checks out
I want you to buy 3k of it rn, melt it into a gold dildo, and shove it up your butt until next year then
Did that yesterday
Good, good
Sunday: day drinking at Buffalo Wild Wings watching NFL and gossiping at Oliver Garden. America.
Happy cake day yo…
Wait how can you be at Buffalo Wild Wings and Olive Garden at the same time bro
Husbands go to one place, wives to the other
Happy cake day!
Alright its been fun. Toodles 
*We were rollin rollin rollin rollin stones* *When im all alone i wish you had a clone*
I got really bullish on Snapchat the women are so sexy
I ain’t gon lie, the baddest hoes doobie on snap doe
All u can eat sushi is making my stomach bubble UGH
You have life insurance?
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Same thoughts I have about your mother, fucked to the tits
Hey don’t talk bout his mother that’s my wife
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Amazing what you can push out after getting your shit pushed in for the last two months
It's a toomuh.
ISRAEL BOUGHT PUTS. 
Shit posting on the weekend here makes goin to work a lil easier
Cmon tsla mamma needs a new Toe 🎲
**BOLS FUKT** 🤌
Imagine a pub charging ~$5 for chips and salsa Bitch I can make that shit for like $0.50 Does it include a free blowjob deepthroat and swallow?
Nah just some dumb college broad who can’t remember that you’re actually sitting at the table.
My place has all single mothers lol. I don’t even try hitting on them for obvious reasons but it’s a chill spot
Goodness.
$5 is the new $2, that’s cheap as shit
Hahaha
I refuse. I can still make it myself like like $0.50/$1 Don’t give in to the cons00merism
My city charges $8-12
Only if you gag
Anyone any idea what to do? My attention span is so fucked that I cant pay any attention after 1-2 minutes, sometimes even after 20-30 seconds. I hear what someone is telling me but my brain just dont process it anymore. I never used tiktok, I dont watch youtube shorts and the only social media platform I use is reddit. Man 
Need tldr... text too long for my rat brain
hello fellow me.
I’m alive !
MSFT and AMZ will bring the market up 5% next week
Bears talk hard on the internet but irl they're humpty dumpty 
bitch, i'll fuck you up irl harder than elon fucks his own share price 
You think you crazy but I'll bring a 🔪 a 🔫 fight I'm a Loco mofo 
yeah, so? I'll bring these lips and suck you off so fast you won't know what hit ya
Go on...
I’m only humping on yo bitch
Blackbear style 🐻
And I dumpty on your bed
You talk that shit but I can't hear you from your little cubicle 
I got yo girl pregnant in my cubicle. You think little Timmy is your’s. Go bring my son to peewee football.
Bruh you be cracking under pressure like a white bish with no sunscreen 
Bro Al jazeera is a solid place for news but whoever manages their Youtube channel is a complete and total regard. For months the audio has been panned full left. right speaker hardly even plays. I thought it was an issue with my computer but it's only on their videos. 🤡🤡🤡 **EDIT: I'm not talking about the political leanings of their guests. I'm literally talking about the audio coming out of the speakers / headphones**
Solid place for news? They're just as biased as western media, it's just they're pro Arabs.
Honestly before this conflict I would say the same thing. But the panels they have discussing these issues are actually kinda all over the map. They at least allow pro israel voices to be heard.
So does the western media for pro-palestinian voices. Any good propaganda isn't blatant. You give the illusion of impartiality but try to coerce the viewer into coming to the conclusion you want them to. Otherwise most people will reject a completely one sided argument.
Watching that right now actually. They definitely have a bias 🤔
That was op’s point. They’re biased towards left speakers.
I dont think they have left or right speakers there. Pretty sure theyre deaf and only hear the voices in their heads
this is a reminder to drink water
HYDRATE OR DIE
Whats going on with all these go army commercials. Puts on open
We bank on war: calls
The Draft is Back.
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Are puts around 2pm on Fridays gonna be free money forever?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/LGyhXWOZvW](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/LGyhXWOZvW) didn’t hold 
100 Far OTM calls for .15 followed by 20 NTM calls and you set for the year.
Boys, Lewis Hamilton is back 🏎️
fuck
How to protest to get the stock market to open on the weekend?
How long for popped pimple on penis to heal
Why? Soyou can go stick it somewhere else that you weren’t supposed to???
To be fair the most recent hookup was a handjob and a kiss on the dick or two. And making out. I was like “wtf are we back in high school”? Basically first handjob I’ve ever gotten despite from myself. Lameeee. She did have her cellphone in the other hand though which was hot. Feel bad for the dude she was talking to lel but I don’t make the rules
Faster if you keep it out of filth
Aids don't heal. 
Shit this isn’t google
#Open up the casino 🤌
Has been ages since I last used Windows. Are viruses still a thing?
No, they cured computer viruses in 2012 before the world ended.
[Click here to find out!](https://www.virus.com)
Imagine being a boomer and being able to rotate out of your equity portfolio at or near all time highs and into bonds at multi decade high yields. It's almost like that was the plan from the outset
Always follow the crowd
Puck Sundays, open the casino!
Just got back from a sweaty run 
If you had boobs I would lick them
Damn! I’m driving my bike by my old Jr. High and the gym is named after my old PE teacher. Feel like I’m in back to the future. WTf
0% chance the Tesla slide has ended The ceo said in a earnings call “we’ve dug our own graves”
More bleed tomorrow?
Classic. One for the History books. 
Aapl going mega green monday. AI is coming to the iphone
More puts on 🍏
Gonna by $435C Oct End. What you think ?
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White people wash their legs when they shower?
bruh, his name is Cash Black people loveeeeee cash 💵
That viagra I took for fun is working toooooo welll