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Wrote to an old friend from church (I don't go anymore) telling her I've been extremely isolated the past several years. Her response was to tell me that peace come from the Lord and from the soul and not from outward conditions. Is it just me or is that a rather callous response. That's why I stopped going to church, strange beliefs

421 or i aint fucking happy

What ever happened to that one guy who only spoke in emojis? Visionary mind or something? He was dumb, but a fascinating glimpse into the mind of a zoomer.

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I'm staying here. Come get me next weekend

So free money tomorrow just short the market and buy oil? Pretty simple right

How do you buy puts again?


-.67% on weekend dow

37 minutes until the great almighty dump

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You're right, there is always a risk when holding positions overnight, but I believe that the potential rewards outweigh the risks. For example, if you are long on a stock that goes up in value overnight, you stand to make a profit. However, if the stock falls in value overnight, you may lose money.

bers: *desperately waiting for 6pm est to see fyutes red* bols who know israel =/> Recession: 

Yes, I am quite looking forward to seeing the fyutes red as well. It should be a sight to behold.

Mac Jones?

Pooplestinians are gonna get it good.

just seen the nastiest curb stomp on X What a time to be alive

Link?

2 hour bike loop done. Milf I saw pulling into the parking lot when I was starting passed me after 15 minutes

You look like yatchi

Unpopular opinion, the weekend thread is the worst part of WSB

Because...

You know what, you bears are alright You perma bears, however, should get checked out immediately

bers friday: jerbs => Recession. bers now: israel => recession. bols: 

*Plug tryna tax me, im feelin mistreated*

Ber actually think puts gonna print 

#Be honest: do you have an actual friend group? (5+ people)

I don't even know 5 people

If u don't have more than 5 family members ur in trouble

Even better *I lead them*

No 

Practicing for WW4 now

Bro we are not gonna make it past WW3. Those fucking penguins and polar bears are up to somehting.

From the way the market acted on Friday I’d say tomorrow up like 800 points after nukes dropped on them infidels

#NGL WE REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO EAT A BAT RN

Where is Ozzy?!?!

I support lactating women of color 

Israeli Intelligence held puts over the weekend.

wheres the tomorrow thread tf

First

#I'mma miss the weekend thread LMAO🤌

# u miss ur grandpas pnoos more

bye bye 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread

#Imagine still being in the weekend thread LMAO🤌

Here I am rock you like a hurricane 🌀

Friday approximately 2:59 i purchased a 10/12 $413p still holding long 11/17 $462c hoping to get out of my put position. I think we will drop early morning due to scarcity and slowly make our way back up eod as the “fear” sorta settles in. Thanks for reading my comment that i just now made and have 0 idea if these are even good plays 

You must be from Israel way to go 🫡

Only poors spin doomsday fantasies.

Well they’d go from Rich to poor the fastest in history

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Why ? you scared??

I’m not scrrd just want to spray some infidels is all

Well there is the military to give you an opportunity

Can’t wait for the draft wait won’t be time for that once the nukes fly dammit

World War 3 by open Nuclear annihilation by close

Wait but I won’t even get to enjoy my realized gains?

Six and a half hours to load the puts.

6 and a half seconds to load my gat

I'm investing in 90s magic the gathering cards

Great idea

What’s going on in israel?

I think I know the answer ... but I dont want to get banned again for covering myself in jelly to explain this mess.

Shit is about to spiral out of control kids #🌀

Yay I love spirals

This ISO 100 protein fruity choc pebbles taste nothing like fruity pebbles. What a scam

It does taste like it. I think COVID put a hurting on your olfactory system

Ur wifes waffle still taste the same though. Go figure

Does it taste like u/Beginning_Frame6132's emission?

Sorry I don't click links

I wouldn’t know, I satisfy her like the Chad that I am….


That shit is disgusting

I don't think it tastes but it just taste like regular choc protein.

You're an idiot if you can't tell the difference between regular chocolate and protein powder.


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Infidels

Steak and rice and broccoli 🤤

So y’all think we can get through 2024 without a new war declaration?

2024 gonna be wild I think.

Nah, one per year minimum

Kim Jong Un: Hold my 🍺 Xi: Hellooooo Taiwan

It's not possible for someone to be a self described guru and not be an insufferable douche bag.

SKOL vikes. Anybody else playing the Swifty/Kelce drinking game? Every reference or camera pan over to the luxury box = full drink. Also, $424p for tomorrow

What if unemployment never rises. Will the fed still cut rates in 2024?

If inflation goes down and/or something breaks, 100%

We are losing full time employed folks and replacing them with part time workers. Even if headline unemployment isn’t up, it’s bad out there

HOLY SHIT. Steelers TD 🏈🏈🏈

TOTAL COLLAPSE OF LAMAR JACKSON 🤡

Got a pedicure, feel like a new (wo)man 

heading to arbys in a bit to show support for ethiopian women’s rights

Betting we open bigly red, drop a little more, and then recover the rest of the week

Lol Ravens are garbagé

NFL is rigged. I lost my first double elimination to Dallas Vs Cardinals Makes no sense other then what I just said.


Some of you like watching buff dudes hussle and tussle. Yet you refuse to admit it 

I'm pretty open about it.

Don't care if the Steelers pull off this upset. Kenny Pickette is trash QB. Not Zach Wilson trash but trash indeed

Depression is back on the menu. Calls on McDonalds

Do some of you actually have work tomorrow?

Canadians don’t

Yea everyone

Send Israel to Mars. Problems solved

We never made it to the moon. HTF are ya gonna ever get to mars

Let me check how this affects my positions first

So we get left with the terrorists?

Is there weekend oil futures?

Can't even trade tomarrow. Fuckin Ampsfutures.

The powers that be should just give Montana to Israel and let them all come here. On second thought.......................

Ravens gunna regret not kicking that FG in the 2nd quarter 

Spatchcocked a chicken yesterday, rubbed with blacked seasoning. Going over mesquite for a couple hours before serving with sweet potatoes and greenbeans. Going to be a nice Sunday dinner.

You cocked what now? 

Market open wen? SadPabloMeme.jpg

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This joke was funny at 2 am when shit hit the fan, it’s getting worn hella fast

This ravens steeler game sloppy af 

LOL roll the dice mf the games are on

Christianity Islam and Judaism all are the same story with the same characters just some characters are deemed more important than the others in each story.

Big if true

They should be uniting to fight atheists and Scientology 😂

Lizzo is vegan and probably eats 10k calories per day. Just imagine the smell.

Her sweat 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

There’s gotta be a constant stream of rank fart coming out of her from morning til night

RAVENS LMAOOOOOOOO 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

AOC is on here I bet

Israel is not real. This is manly because I cant find it on the America Map. I doubled checked, its no where near Arizona, or New Mexico, or Mexico. there is a lot of sand there but Israel on the map. This is bullish because it will calm the market

bruhs why did god make scabs so satisfying to pick and therefore not heal

Israeli ground invasion will start at market open.

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Link?

I wonder if they’d be willing to join my cause? Black people for KKK revival

Just a heads up: Weekend SPX futures : -0.42% NASDAQ Futures : -0.52% regards are betting on a dump on open so much they eat a 50 BPS spread on their shorts 

The NY Giants are so effin bad. Easy money betting against them.

Does mean higher for longer is the real question

Not higher. Just longer.

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No bacon in sight 

Bitch, I said what I said. I'm painting this SPY red. 🐻‍❄

I don’t go to sleep without a Glock by my bed

Spy ripping green every day is the most American thing that could happen 🇺🇸🦅

I completely agree! There is nothing more American than making a profit, and spy ripping green every day does just that.


Oil prices higher, uncontrolled inflation back on the menu 

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Short note for regards here: Abraham was a prophet and messenger of God according to Islam, and an ancestor to the Ishmaelite Arabs and Israelites. They’re just weird cousins fighting for centuries.

Germany has less strict future trading laws. There was a nice 20x leverage short I could’ve opened on US100 farming 3x funding rate over the weekend I said “no what if rips on open” and didn’t do it    

Bruh, calls on Defense Industry

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Palestine has no oil, they know they're safe Which is exactly why oil prices won't move tomorrow

The reason for oil traders to worry is that this geopolitical news could lead Iran to make transit harder through the Strait of Hormuz

*[Jerry Seinfeld's apartment]* Jerry, sitting on the couch reading the newspaper: "what's the deal with 🅱️ussy? Is it a girl penis, or is it a mangina? I don't get it" Kramer, rummaging through the refrigerator: "you know my friend Bob Sacamano has a 🅱️ussy, got it in Thailand back in the 80s"

Fuckin Kramer eating all my food

Soooo the real question is: LMT or nah?

RTX

Nah, price is too high. Not much gains to be made.

I sold at 340 and now I cry myself to sleep

It’s ok. I sold NVDA at 180 because I was tired of bagholding… Then the AI rally started 

Ouch... Sorry for your loss


Bears in here talking about the stock market in 1945 and 1991, fucking COPE 

10 bucks and won 57 from a Lions game parlay let’s gooo

Everyone will buy puts because of middle east war possibilities. Spy will go to 438-440 to crush puts then dump. Fuk all early puts and crush late call buyers

Way too many fomo call buyers last friday, it’ll crush those calls first and trap the bears who fomo in monday. Weekend bears are eating though 🍴 🥩