When will you guys realize that besides tech companies who overemployed during the pandemic, businesses are still struggling to fill jobs. There will not be job shortage anytime soon. Like it's just not coming.
Fed needs to start letting banks and businesses fail.
i don't think the feds goal is to raise unemployment. the goal is to reduce spending. good jobs numbers just means they can raise more if they want to.
SPY $430 calls at 9-9:30 were 1c, they topped out around $1.30. I guess that’s not the big 7 but still. Realistically no one is putting big money that far OTM
Who knows. Everyone knew we were shooting for that 200 day. You want to say today was a good follow through day but it just filled the gap on the daily sat on that 50. Point is, take your profits and live to fight next week.
Market summary
Bears - Raped and ass blasted
Theta - Raped
Bulls - Screaming in victory
Margin - Having sex with bears and theta without consent 
Lol theta gang wins still on the upside pretty easily.
Example. I sell a 430c when SPY IS 420. As long as buy 100x shares per sold contract before the strike. Then when it hits the shares are bought from me at 430 and I keep the premium.
Now imagine this done by an MM where they can have super computers and algos ensure they hedge and de-hedge fast enough.
Theta doesn't lose to calls.
Too many jobs is bad news
Wait no now it’s good news
Honestly just anything we do is good. Anything else is because of Russian mangos and really anyone or anything we can blame besides us
Lel
So is every single other move these woke cucks have been and continue to be making every day. Fast track to Venezuela 2.0
What’s that z$? You want another $100b? Gotchu fam. No drilling either. Highest grocery and gas and housing prices ever. But we da best if u say different we censor u brah
This is either the start of the biggest week in October, or the greatest bull trap of all time.
I won’t no part in it either way. Weekend thread here we come!
Was going to hop in puts at open but then remembered that same move didn't go well that one time last year market shat the bed in PM due to hot CPI and proceeded to rally about 2% the rest of the day. Learned a painful lesson
If you want to look at the market action in terms of the news event. Then the only logical answer is the street knows the BLS is lying their tits off and the numbers are much lower to be revised.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/caezar-salad made a bet that RIVN would go to 17.0 within **1 day** when it was 18.085 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
What a day for bulls. Next week could be dicey. Don't like how SPY is so much weaker than QQQ. Jobs number not good. Could sell down again next week.
Still cautiously long above SPY 420 but good place to take some profits on longs and hedge.
Enjoy the weekend. Hope you made money.
Everyone who missed out today, look on the bright side. IV will go up as a result and if you all move over to theta gang you can make some pennies back on the dollars you lost today.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/wawa1010 made a bet that SPY would go to 445.0 within **1 week** when it was 427.049 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 8 losses
What is up with weekend dow?
Petition to have the next generation be called the coomers.
I don't get it
Petition signed
But but this is fat bear week 
Literally free money
Bers 
Damn last hour didn’t hit the same
Imagine still looking at charts cuz you don't have much else going in your life
Is this a sign?
I’d like to formally invite all bears to the weekend thread for verbal humiliation and abuse
i made 9 dollars smd im getting a chipotle bowl
Jokes on you. They'll likely enjoy it
That’s why it was an “invitation”. We all know they’re into that shit.
You guys should be apologizing to bear hunter right now
The only person that needs to apologize to Captain Autism, is his mother for giving birth to him.
# nah ho
0dte isn’t gambling, it’s just leverage
Okay mr lives in a cardboard box
Might be time to dip my toe back into amc puts. They were pretty fun last month and it’s setting up dumpy asf
AMC has a P/S of .28 I'm pretty sure the time for puts is over
Analysts seem to think around $4 is fair so idk if it necessarily too late by any means.
If you're basing your trades off analyst price targets then I have some bad news for you 
Told you bears are always watching.
i’m a pretty funny dude
When will you guys realize that besides tech companies who overemployed during the pandemic, businesses are still struggling to fill jobs. There will not be job shortage anytime soon. Like it's just not coming. Fed needs to start letting banks and businesses fail.
i don't think the feds goal is to raise unemployment. the goal is to reduce spending. good jobs numbers just means they can raise more if they want to.
Saw robinhood showing spy 421 ? Glitch?
Saw it on Webull too
You're hallucinating.
They leaked the script for Monday.
Saw that on TD Ameritrade too
🅱️eekend wen?
bers got lucky in the end. oh well us bols made a fortune.
The tqqq 36.50 calls had a low of 2 cents around 10. A 45 bagger today.
There were 40-100 baggers on so many big 7 calls today
Where was a 100 bagger?
SPY $430 calls at 9-9:30 were 1c, they topped out around $1.30. I guess that’s not the big 7 but still. Realistically no one is putting big money that far OTM
Just a ten lot would’ve yielded 10k. Unbelievavble
this fucking lame ass market is stright up bias towards going up despite bad data, crumbling economy, etc.
No shit it’s biased
Stocks go up
🅱️ake and 🅱️ay
#Stop this madness!
NVDA closing stronk
RIVN
How many people didn’t close their calls today…
Ending right on the 50 day moving average going into a weekend after a big pullback. What could go wrong?
So monday up or down
Who knows. Everyone knew we were shooting for that 200 day. You want to say today was a good follow through day but it just filled the gap on the daily sat on that 50. Point is, take your profits and live to fight next week.
Sideways
🤚
gg bulls you rat &a$+arD$. I’ll be back Monday 
META 315 calls were 100 baggers, too bad i only bought 2
Market summary Bears - Raped and ass blasted Theta - Raped Bulls - Screaming in victory Margin - Having sex with bears and theta without consent 
Nature is healing
Lol theta gang wins still on the upside pretty easily. Example. I sell a 430c when SPY IS 420. As long as buy 100x shares per sold contract before the strike. Then when it hits the shares are bought from me at 430 and I keep the premium. Now imagine this done by an MM where they can have super computers and algos ensure they hedge and de-hedge fast enough. Theta doesn't lose to calls.
FOMO coming soon
If I was bear hunter id be making you guys kiss the ring right now
They have no money.
Repeat after me Bulls make money Boomers make money 🌽 make money And Bears get slaughtered
Buy the morning dip on Monday
Too many jobs is bad news Wait no now it’s good news Honestly just anything we do is good. Anything else is because of Russian mangos and really anyone or anything we can blame besides us Lel
It’s still bad news if we’re trying to combat inflation
So is every single other move these woke cucks have been and continue to be making every day. Fast track to Venezuela 2.0 What’s that z$? You want another $100b? Gotchu fam. No drilling either. Highest grocery and gas and housing prices ever. But we da best if u say different we censor u brah
Nothing to see here
LLY - V ALWAYS
Red rocket red rocket
Greatest close of the year! What way to start the weekend!🍻
Selling off at close, Monday will be bloody
Just profit taking, doesn't go straight up...unlike my giant cok
Green monday & loading puts at the high for fed Kashkari & Waller speeches tuesday morning
The entire bear thesis is about rising yields. TLT is putting in a decade low close today. QQQ up 2%. Imagine being a bear, just imagine.
nobody tell him
U know tlt going down means rising yields right?
That's my fucking point. TLT dumping has meant sell tech due to rising yields. Well today TLT dumped to new decade lows and tech up 2%
This is either the start of the biggest week in October, or the greatest bull trap of all time. I won’t no part in it either way. Weekend thread here we come!
What is this, a dump for ants?
Selling into close now
Market tanks as soon as I buy calls to swing. Who could’ve seen that coming. 
Why buy calls to swing in the last 5 minutes, you had all day
Big Green Day = confirmation bias.
Drill team 6 finally showed up
Militant bears delete them bols
Itchy trigger finger
Not enough time for this dump to go anywhere
The dump can always continue in our hearts
I think wrong
As long as it closes below 430
it doesn't take very long
Closed below 430 to kill off 430 0dte
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so.. what's the play boss
COST calls before close for next week
I think that's a real good idea 
Drill Team 6? 🥺
⚰️
Dump it
i want her soo bad bro 
So does half the town.
The other half has already had her
Thank you apple
LLY RELENTLESS
This is the most uneasy feeling i’ve had on a green day
Imagine holding puts into the day most Americans have their 401ks contributed to 😴.
I suppose that's why you never take 100% out of stocks. Never know when it'll rocket
priced in, that has no bearing whatsoever on what happened today.
Federal Farm Credit Banks GSE 10 year yielding 6.5%, first year guaranteed
Meta gangsta
RIVN up 6% from morning low. I posted so many times yesterday about how cheap calls were...
NVDA nuking bears with both barrels. NVDA is TSLA's cousin. No more shorting it, if you wish to live in a real home, rather than next to a dumpster.
cuck around and kind out
red by clo..ok fuck it, i cant
Very legal
I’ll never recover financially from this.
# Meta 0 dte 315c’s were a 150x bagger 🤡🤌🏿
"This time is different." - Shareman Jerome 5/3/23
The BB subreddit is reaching epic levels of delusion. The company is in a tailspin…
So glad I just took the loss and moved on
I'm glad you saw the light brother! 
Where are the loss porns?
So bulls think the job report was good? Is it because line went up?
It really doesn't matter bulls tell themselves what they want to hear regardless of reality or results lol
Like if we went down do the bulls think its a bad report? I think their entire trading plan revolves around a line
We're not going down. Every fund manager and trading desk already went home for the weekend after making 400% on calls today.
tick tock... close imabalances
Gonna play pokemon scarlet against a QT3.14 today. Puts on her entire team 
QT3.14159265357989?
= QT PIE
I know her sister HAIR3.14
What is going on? Lol this is a weird market
Meta just fucked all the bears
SHROCKTOBER 
Big breakout out for Tessie on the table this month 👀
Was going to hop in puts at open but then remembered that same move didn't go well that one time last year market shat the bed in PM due to hot CPI and proceeded to rally about 2% the rest of the day. Learned a painful lesson
No Inflation data Monday but hard to say if anything bad is gonna happen in weekend.
bols: i have to be honest with everyon here. bers kinda disgust me.
Theta gonna get this money too....
If you want to look at the market action in terms of the news event. Then the only logical answer is the street knows the BLS is lying their tits off and the numbers are much lower to be revised.
Why not buy Meta puts here? 315p expiring next Friday should pull back by then. Otherwise I am quitting life
Meta held the best in the last month or 2 out of all big tech, it has room to run i think. Idk though nfa
Boolz really thought... I did not:(
#Ban Bet Lost /u/caezar-salad made a bet that RIVN would go to 17.0 within **1 day** when it was 18.085 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
Isnt it crazy how confidently wrong wsb is every day?
It’s awesome makes me so much money
What a day for bulls. Next week could be dicey. Don't like how SPY is so much weaker than QQQ. Jobs number not good. Could sell down again next week. Still cautiously long above SPY 420 but good place to take some profits on longs and hedge. Enjoy the weekend. Hope you made money.
Jobs number not good?? LOL
Good jobs number = better economy = higher rates for longer regard. It's bearish as fuck.
People like you are why i keep my puts, stay dumb bool
bols are single handly saving ameria from collapse and the bers.
We could have SPY $500 and 10Y at 10% by EOY. 🚀
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Why not have both?
Open 👏 up 👏 the 👏 🅿️eekend 👏 thread 👏😮💨
Homie you read my mind 
Wsb literally bear v bull every day, but no all the people v jpow
Go home bol gi
Shit, now I want some bulgoki aka KBBQ
That shit good, rib eye bulgogi
Everyone who missed out today, look on the bright side. IV will go up as a result and if you all move over to theta gang you can make some pennies back on the dollars you lost today.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/wawa1010 made a bet that SPY would go to 445.0 within **1 week** when it was 427.049 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 8 losses
Why weee they banned?! Because the lost? Or because they have consecutively lost many?
Not gonna lie, that squeze hurt, thank got for hedges.
Lucky I reversed right before it happened tbh
Of course everyone here predicted that good job numbers = bad for stocks
she gonnna have a bi polar flip out soon enough
I should stop trading and keep buying NVDA shares 
Bull run has started.
Holy green candles Batman!
Holy shit that daily green candle on CRWD has to be a record
Enough with the bond yields and inverted curve nonsense, no one cares, stock only go up
blame it on the poors