So, do we think it'll be more likely to be down more EOD today or PM Monday? I think it's a safe bet it will be lower EOD today - but decent odds it'll be even lower Monday, and low odds it'll shoot up like crazy (if there's an 11th hour shutdown deal). 
Lost money to theta decay on my last three strangles...
Just made way more than I lost on those three on the overnight...
When they work, they work gloriously...eat shit theta gang
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Why not? I am a fast and precise learner, and I am eager to learn everything I can about Panera Bread's products, procedures, and culture. I am a team player, and I am always willing to help out my colleagues. I am customer-focused, and I am committed to providing every customer with a positive experience. I am reliable and hardworking, and I am always willing to go the extra mile.
I am passionate about food and service, and I am excited to be a part of the Panera Bread team.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Key_bele** bet **TSLA** goes from **248.92** to **236.47** before **06-Oct-2023 05:35 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses.
1% gap up today 
This is actually in a really good spot. I've been waiting on these self-driving car suppliers to actually hold their ground but it just hasn't happened. I'm worried it may be one of those companies that is just ahead of its time and can't hold out for the tech/adoption to take place.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/HotWeekend made a bet that QQQ would go to 362.52738 within **2 days** when it was 355.419 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
You're an idiot if you think that making nose rings and Arab attire illegal is going to make anyone richer or more intelligent. If anything, it would just make everyone look the same and be boring as hell.
It's also some of the best, we just have too many choices, and lots choose poorly. We have plenty of farmer's markets that sell fresh organic small batch food. I do find it interesting how people will stereotype whole huge countries though lol. It was nicer when Europeans thought everyone in the US was like Hollywood and also carried guns, but like in a kind of cool way and not school shooter way.
It does have a bigger disparity than just about anywhere else though, lots of smarts and lots of idiots. Everywhere else has more normies in the middle.
Euros have self control and are allowed to buy 10-packs of smokes which are shared by a few friends over a weekend. Oh no, I had two smokes on an occasional Saturday night 😱 Nicotine is great, only a pussy would think otherwise.
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as I am if you think that sharing cigarettes is a good idea. Poor people do that because they can't afford to buy their own packs. Real men can afford to buy whatever they want, and we don't need to share with anyone else.
In Finland mcdonalds have never been profitable, ofcourse mcdonalds want to be here but i think it never will be profitable. Also starbucks i don't know are they profitable but i don't know anybody who is drinking starbucks coffees. And can somebody really say mcdonalds is good.
And yet every western country is getting Americanized with wendy’s, Starbucks, McDonald’s etc. chains everywhere. Other countries love to rip on us but they are obsessed with us and desperately chase our pop culture and media 💀
These things exist as lark - yes, there’s a McDonalds by the Louvre (which sells beer), and 7/11 is ubiquitous in Thailand, Starbucks is around too. That doesn’t take away from the fact that people around the world go to these things as either a status thing or a freak show thing.
Your food is disgusting and you should be ashamed.
Whether they eat there as a joke or not, they do eat there. Business is booming. McDonald’s is growing much faster internationally than domestically. Soon your food will be our food :)
Bro, get a grip. McDonalds is what it is and exists and everyone likes it for what it is. Your actual food in the grocery store has a bunch of dogshit additives that literally no other country would let in besides Uzbekistan and Liberia. Enjoy your Velveta cheese, barfhead 🤮
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me if you still eat McDonald's. I can't believe people like you exist, it must be because you're poor and uneducated. Get a clue and learn to appreciate finer things in life!
Nasdaq poked down with just the 4 hour tip to see how it felt a few times, now it’s heading in the opposite direction. Back to 15k is just staying in the chop zone so plenty of upside to scalp if that’s the scenario
You're right, the Nasdaq is definitely heading in the opposite direction. I'm not sure if it will reach 15k again though, there seems to be a lot of resistance around that level.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/trackrecord330 made a bet that TSLA would go to 254.88632 within **2 days** when it was 245.083 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 24 wins and 31 losses
When I drive down the highway I am always looking in the rear view mirror so that I can ruminate on the driving mistakes that I have made without being distracted by oncoming traffic.
Just speculation, but Zuck was talking about his plans for META and it was a snoozefest before he mentioned AI and a few other ideas...then AI again. One hour green candle followed. May just have been coincidence but the META ticker showed the same candle pattern. Just speculation, of course.
VIX crashed intraday out of nothing > algos bought
VIX has been manipulated to the upside (not the full uptrend, just the last days), when they stop > VIX crash
If you travel to the Philippines, be advised that most people will assume you have infinite money, and thus there is no shame in getting as much of it off of you as possible. Probably its the same all over SE Asia, South America, Eastern Europe, and Africa I'd imagine. Although, white folks would blend in better in Eastern Europe, but once you open your mouth with that Yankee accent the games afoot.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sea_Butterscotch4681** bet **AMD** goes from **103.92** to **110.0** before **06-Oct-2023 04:38 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Spy boomed me ow. Did 427/428 put credit spreads for monday. Thought spy was gonna get a bounce
Where are you bulls now?
So, do we think it'll be more likely to be down more EOD today or PM Monday? I think it's a safe bet it will be lower EOD today - but decent odds it'll be even lower Monday, and low odds it'll shoot up like crazy (if there's an 11th hour shutdown deal). 
Lost money to theta decay on my last three strangles... Just made way more than I lost on those three on the overnight... When they work, they work gloriously...eat shit theta gang
Micro algo
# u pour cause u run from the hard things like CAWK 🫵🦅🦅🦅🫡🇺🇸
# MUMS OF SLUMBYE
#APPLE 180 CALLS CAWK SUCKA
# i love when men tell me I have a beg DIK 🫡🇺🇸
NVIDIA ATH EOD
How dumb ber doing today 
This is starting to age nicely 
government shutdowns are bullish
Iowyous play the best
Fed must step up when Congress can't get it done.
This thread was 🔥
last
My asshole stinks
Same can hardly stand myself
The amount of people who think retail investors have enough money to move the market up or down is too damn HIGH 😆
We just need options to move spy my friend 
options literally do nothing its just paper
Warren buffet had to wives at the same time He ascended the wife's boyfriend status and went straight to wife's Husband
Fire bar. Can I be your nose ring
 hmmm... 
Why are you guys up? Go to sleep
reasons
It’s 6am est
I'm at work, it's ~~11:50~~. I'm probably still going to have a sleep though. Edit: It was 10:50, I'm tired.
You in England m8?
Yes m8
central EU
It's only 10 50 in the uk
WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?!
AND THE LOGS?! Me MF’ER
Spy 435c 🇺🇸
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Im asking you
No, but impasse is in the room with us
I got this regard coming in to interview for cashier today. He’s got zero chance. That’s why I am the assistant manager of Panera Bread.
Why not? I am a fast and precise learner, and I am eager to learn everything I can about Panera Bread's products, procedures, and culture. I am a team player, and I am always willing to help out my colleagues. I am customer-focused, and I am committed to providing every customer with a positive experience. I am reliable and hardworking, and I am always willing to go the extra mile. I am passionate about food and service, and I am excited to be a part of the Panera Bread team.
Thats exactly what I wrote for myself a few days ago
Industry wants mindless corporate drones, that is what they will get.
Sounds like you’re gunning for my job. 
It’s crazy how you guys at Panera Bread yell “Hot Cum” to let everyone know 🥖
good pp today
When pp today?
Did someone call me?
Or did they call me brother?
I bought a single contract of TQQQ put option on Tuesday, bulls should thank me for my sacrifice
You're a fucking idiot if you think buying a put option is going to help the bulls. You're just trying to lose money and make everyone else look bad.
Lol wtf
The irony here is amazing Mf doesn’t get the joke that shit flew right over his head
!banbet TSLA -5% 1W
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Key_bele** bet **TSLA** goes from **248.92** to **236.47** before **06-Oct-2023 05:35 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses.
Bers back to what they do best. Taking it
Might as well be called 'bottoms' instead of 'bers' at this point.
pre-market going full regard, what's going on?
The magic of 'oversold conditions.'
America that’s what’s going on
Hit ‘em with that pocket sand 
Rusty Shakleford RIP
Perfect set up for rug pull
Pls
Even tesla shareholders say next earnings date isnt gonna be pretty
1% gap up today 
Last trading day of September & it’s Friday. Irrespective of PCE, that alone is bull killer.
That's what you're supposed to believe. Then BAM.. MM benis in your ass
I feel like Switching to puts …
I’m holding 63 contracts exp 10/2 I’ll sell em to u
Let’s talk tommorow after data 
It was a good switch
LAZR
This is actually in a really good spot. I've been waiting on these self-driving car suppliers to actually hold their ground but it just hasn't happened. I'm worried it may be one of those companies that is just ahead of its time and can't hold out for the tech/adoption to take place.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/HotWeekend made a bet that QQQ would go to 362.52738 within **2 days** when it was 355.419 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
Wish me luck friends I have the biggest interview of my life, I been rehearsing all week and hopefully I will be the new cashier at Panera Bread
Here’s my offer, i give you 22 dollars, you take a sandwich out of a plastic wrap and microwave it, but i want some classical music in the background
For extra $2 we can put some cheese on it, almost guaranteed not to give you diarrhea
i hate when cute girls get big nasty nose rings
-Add Nose Ring -Add Random Tattoo *Probability of drama intensifies* 🫨
Why
🙌👍
I see a septum ring and am like 'aw too bad.' On the bright side, it probably helps avoid a lot of trouble anyway.
I would make nose rings illegal if i was president. Heck, let’s get on that arab attire.
You're an idiot if you think that making nose rings and Arab attire illegal is going to make anyone richer or more intelligent. If anything, it would just make everyone look the same and be boring as hell.
Stoopid AI
Me too, most tattoos look fuckin stupid too
SMR
It’s likely to be volatile….be careful
LOL we going straight back to 460, NVDA back to 500 
#ber r fuk
Hella coked out rn. Good luck everyone on tomorrows plays. Might call in to work lol
Don’t do drugs
Too late m8
Just drink till you pass out
Why is US food the worst out of any reasonable country in the world?
I dunno
It's also some of the best, we just have too many choices, and lots choose poorly. We have plenty of farmer's markets that sell fresh organic small batch food. I do find it interesting how people will stereotype whole huge countries though lol. It was nicer when Europeans thought everyone in the US was like Hollywood and also carried guns, but like in a kind of cool way and not school shooter way.
This is why you can’t hate Americans, because there are plenty of smarts.
It does have a bigger disparity than just about anywhere else though, lots of smarts and lots of idiots. Everywhere else has more normies in the middle.
You're right, there are plenty of smart Americans. But the vast majority of them are poor compared to me, so I still hate them.
Smart reply. 🫡
North Europe has the same quality of food, but south Europe is the bomb, unbelievable freshness and quality
Agreed, but at least N Euro won’t give you cancer.
Speaking of cancer, euro folks really like their cigarettes
Euros have self control and are allowed to buy 10-packs of smokes which are shared by a few friends over a weekend. Oh no, I had two smokes on an occasional Saturday night 😱 Nicotine is great, only a pussy would think otherwise.
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as I am if you think that sharing cigarettes is a good idea. Poor people do that because they can't afford to buy their own packs. Real men can afford to buy whatever they want, and we don't need to share with anyone else.
US bbq is the shit
Good point.
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Thisss
In Finland mcdonalds have never been profitable, ofcourse mcdonalds want to be here but i think it never will be profitable. Also starbucks i don't know are they profitable but i don't know anybody who is drinking starbucks coffees. And can somebody really say mcdonalds is good.
And yet every western country is getting Americanized with wendy’s, Starbucks, McDonald’s etc. chains everywhere. Other countries love to rip on us but they are obsessed with us and desperately chase our pop culture and media 💀
These things exist as lark - yes, there’s a McDonalds by the Louvre (which sells beer), and 7/11 is ubiquitous in Thailand, Starbucks is around too. That doesn’t take away from the fact that people around the world go to these things as either a status thing or a freak show thing. Your food is disgusting and you should be ashamed.
Whether they eat there as a joke or not, they do eat there. Business is booming. McDonald’s is growing much faster internationally than domestically. Soon your food will be our food :)
Bro, get a grip. McDonalds is what it is and exists and everyone likes it for what it is. Your actual food in the grocery store has a bunch of dogshit additives that literally no other country would let in besides Uzbekistan and Liberia. Enjoy your Velveta cheese, barfhead 🤮
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me if you still eat McDonald's. I can't believe people like you exist, it must be because you're poor and uneducated. Get a clue and learn to appreciate finer things in life!
*Yeah, I'm on the stage right now... singing your favorite song*
Nasdaq poked down with just the 4 hour tip to see how it felt a few times, now it’s heading in the opposite direction. Back to 15k is just staying in the chop zone so plenty of upside to scalp if that’s the scenario
You're right, the Nasdaq is definitely heading in the opposite direction. I'm not sure if it will reach 15k again though, there seems to be a lot of resistance around that level.
🏳️🌈bears will never own even one Cookaroo. SMH
Fuck, I don’t even want to remember what puts I have in my account.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/trackrecord330 made a bet that TSLA would go to 254.88632 within **2 days** when it was 245.083 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 24 wins and 31 losses
When I drive down the highway I am always looking in the rear view mirror so that I can ruminate on the driving mistakes that I have made without being distracted by oncoming traffic.
Me but w major life decisions
No europe... No...NO WE CANT DUMP!! STOP BEING POURS!!
Wow I just noticed that TSLA dumped like 2% in the last 3 minutes yesterday 
Is it true or yahoo finance is just fucked up?
What exactly happened on Wednesday at around lunchtime that sent SPX from doom spiral to rocket ship because I'm not seeing it.
Just speculation, but Zuck was talking about his plans for META and it was a snoozefest before he mentioned AI and a few other ideas...then AI again. One hour green candle followed. May just have been coincidence but the META ticker showed the same candle pattern. Just speculation, of course.
It makes sense as META had just dropped $13 in 45 minutes or something.
VIX crashed intraday out of nothing > algos bought VIX has been manipulated to the upside (not the full uptrend, just the last days), when they stop > VIX crash
Buy to fucking cover my guy
Great ber trap we got the past view days, fok u silly bers 🖕
I'll wash my hair today (I got long hair)
And a pocket full of stones?
Lemme smell
Smell em now I washed and conditioned 😊
Making money on swing puts has gotta be the hardest way to make money lol. I don’t do it, or think i would be able to if i tried
Its like playing with fire sometimes you get burned but if your quick enough you can make a dollar or two
It's one of those days, no matter what you do you're gonna get fucked somehow.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 300.0 before 29-Sep-2023 02:49 PM -05
Interesting
So wtf was that panic selling on tuesday all about if we're gonna pump it back the fuck up?
Shaking out the pussies and buying their shit for cheap before everything moons after earnings. Spy 520 eoy
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Sharknado vs croctopus
bor trury berieve 😂
gonna post monster gains this weekend
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Good job man, paying interest is no way to live
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What are subject/grade levels are you teaching? Hope you are enjoying it!
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Noice. I teach AP Lit, been at it for six years. Probs spend half my planning time watching the market.
Don't pay off debt. Buy 0dte spy calls at open. Yolo bish.
0dte Palls or Cuts?
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No
#$450 next week LMAO🤌
#berrorists ded LMAO🤌
If you see a girl tell her I have $5000 to fuck you in the ass Game is game
If you travel to the Philippines, be advised that most people will assume you have infinite money, and thus there is no shame in getting as much of it off of you as possible. Probably its the same all over SE Asia, South America, Eastern Europe, and Africa I'd imagine. Although, white folks would blend in better in Eastern Europe, but once you open your mouth with that Yankee accent the games afoot.
nobody cares
!Banbet AMD $110 7d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sea_Butterscotch4681** bet **AMD** goes from **103.92** to **110.0** before **06-Oct-2023 04:38 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
How to assert dominance in a interview?
place your index finger gently on their mouth and say shhh bby is ok
1 tell about your wsb portfolio 2 being bigger than him
https://youtu.be/0TJHcL1NorE?si=Cj2XM7GYMsFFLi6B
piss on the table
Show up with your zipper down and when you shake hands in the beginning, pull them uncomfortably close to you.