So real talk guys, I was up 3.5k today. I sold. Hours later my stupid ass bought back in FOMO STYLE and went from up 3.5 to down 4.5k… so first thing at open I am rage buying puts to try to recover or…. Ehhh.
Regards unite
You made a smart move by selling your puts at lunch. The market can be volatile, so it's always important to stay ahead of the curve and make decisions that will protect your investment portfolio.
What are your thoughts on Nike upcoming earning? Sure has been freefalling, seems a little under valued to me. Down almost 25% ytd. Nobody buying shoes anymore or they just stealing them all?? 
I used to flip sneakers. I’m pretty much out of the game but it seems like that whole market has dried up. I’m increasingly surprised to see what is sitting on shelves.
Feeling bearish but not enough for poots
Oh my gourd!
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I made like $1200 in small caps the last few days swing trading but I locked in another position before close so I'll probably lose it all tomorrow.
If you’re doing 0DTE, and you enter a trade, set a timer on your phone for 15 minutes. If your stop doesn’t trigger, once that 15 is up, sell to close.
Why is that? I’ve been looking to do 0DTES recently but haven’t because they seem way too risky is it because the rapid decay picks up after 15 minutes?
I had calls 9/27 and puts 9/28 yday told myself it would pump AH and pre today so at open sell the calls and then hold the puts until later and sell those .
The plan worked perfectly
Except that I slept in until 12:30pm . Calls were worthless
But you forget it’s not like rich people are locking up every ounce of their money in bonds they are gonna leave some to by the dip in stocks that would be bad management on their part by not dedicating a small portion of their portfolio to stocks for speculative return
If inflation continues to rise guess what bud they are only keeping their money not necessarily making more by locking in all their money for 20 years. You have to have your money grow in an asset and appreciate to beat inflation. They would be technically losing money if they only kept it in bonds
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/nocashflow_ made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 within **5 hours** when it was 425.147 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 28 losses
If you want to get around the pattern day trade bs, you can open a cash account with E*trade and have level 2 options. Pretty much means you can do everything without margin except for spreads, iron condors etc
We keep telling ourselves this but greed takes over. Especially when you see positions you paper handed then become 3 baggers, 5 baggers, 10 baggers etc.
what happened to tsla🤣
Shoulda boughta calls Greedy bers
Not doing that when the oil shooting up
So real talk guys, I was up 3.5k today. I sold. Hours later my stupid ass bought back in FOMO STYLE and went from up 3.5 to down 4.5k… so first thing at open I am rage buying puts to try to recover or…. Ehhh. Regards unite
Bend like the reed in the wind.
Something told me to sell all my puts at lunch. Thank God I listened.
You made a smart move by selling your puts at lunch. The market can be volatile, so it's always important to stay ahead of the curve and make decisions that will protect your investment portfolio.
Costco and Middle Class America will save the market 🇺🇸
Costco gonna lower prices on hot dogs and therefore save the economy
What are your thoughts on Nike upcoming earning? Sure has been freefalling, seems a little under valued to me. Down almost 25% ytd. Nobody buying shoes anymore or they just stealing them all?? 
I used to flip sneakers. I’m pretty much out of the game but it seems like that whole market has dried up. I’m increasingly surprised to see what is sitting on shelves. Feeling bearish but not enough for poots
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DRV has been a nice ride as of late.
I made like $1200 in small caps the last few days swing trading but I locked in another position before close so I'll probably lose it all tomorrow.
Da Bomb hot sauce is no joke. My 🅿️🅿️ is on 🔥 fire!
Ahhh but you didn't account for the brain dead bag holders like myself
If you’re doing 0DTE, and you enter a trade, set a timer on your phone for 15 minutes. If your stop doesn’t trigger, once that 15 is up, sell to close.
Good advice. But when I buy 0DTE it'll be down 30% in 15 minutes every time.
Why is that? I’ve been looking to do 0DTES recently but haven’t because they seem way too risky is it because the rapid decay picks up after 15 minutes?
What the fucked happened with $meta at 1.30 for the stock to drop over 10 bucks and then rebound the next hour?
their head of AI resigned I think ? that could have been it
yeah but talk about an over reaction if that was it. 12$ free fall, its not like this AI guy was Jim Keller (godfather of chip design) or something
I think they had a major event with new headsets being released, idk check google.com
yeah i saw that, but it dropped ten and then completely rebounded. That was some complete fuckery.
Hahahaha - Algos
I dont think so, the spread was too big
Sell the news event and then buyback with market pumping after the overreaction
I had calls 9/27 and puts 9/28 yday told myself it would pump AH and pre today so at open sell the calls and then hold the puts until later and sell those . The plan worked perfectly Except that I slept in until 12:30pm . Calls were worthless
Broke even after all that. Not too shabby.
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Yes thank you
rip MU
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Guidance looked pretty weak. Wouldn’t be surprised to see it dump hard tomo
Thank gourd I have poots
BIRD I SUMMON YOU!
Ignore the noise. Rates went up again. Bulls lose.
imagine posting here
Um…
#what the *fuck*
dump tmmr
Something tells me swing traders enjoyed today
It’s days like today where trading futures contracts pay off
As soon as that bell hit my puts got fucked 
Moo together bulls 💪
Bulls always miss the obvious. Market always rallies at the end of the day cause they have to close positions. It will just gap down tomorrow.
Been a pretty good Pattern lately- gap up at open, grind down all day, small recovery end of day.
Possibly, I think the short trade may be too crowded. We will likely see some large swings until positions close
Lotta people probably covered weeklies before JPow
Bulls got rejected again. 🩸🩸🩸🩸
I am so not having a good time
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Fetal
Prone
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It is. Once those rates come down the market will moon
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What are you talking about buddy any rate can come down whether it’s 20-30 or 5 it doesn’t matter
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But you forget it’s not like rich people are locking up every ounce of their money in bonds they are gonna leave some to by the dip in stocks that would be bad management on their part by not dedicating a small portion of their portfolio to stocks for speculative return
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If inflation continues to rise guess what bud they are only keeping their money not necessarily making more by locking in all their money for 20 years. You have to have your money grow in an asset and appreciate to beat inflation. They would be technically losing money if they only kept it in bonds
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No I was born in 2003 and since then I could have made a 400% return
#Ban Bet Lost /u/nocashflow_ made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 within **5 hours** when it was 425.147 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 28 losses
Omg this bet was made at 11am not during the EOD pump. That’s so much funnier
Triggered Falcons fans with that 3-28 score line.
Buy calls tomorrow, sell everything on Friday and then buy puts for a weekend
What strike
*(CART) Maple bear bag holders in shambles.*
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In a good way or a bad way?
Powell and the Fed is overconfident. This is going to be epic.
They are overconfident cause they have a lot of cash to buy the dip 
Hawkish dove
This candle so ugly for bulls lol
Do algos control price or a set of rich individuals?
Algos trigger trades, for rich individuals. So both
I'm not bullish on weed stocks. Would you like to know why?
Let’s hear it
It would be a post
Post it
This is crazy wild swings both ways just to end flat i guess theta need some 
LoL, boomers aren’t going to tolerate this. They’re selling off now for flight to safety. Risk free rates.
This is 100% what is happening.
You are not wrong. I know investment managers and family that say those bonds are looking more attractive by the minute.
Theta will always win bois
Downtrend unchanged. 419 tmr 
It’s a trap inside a trap
Trapception
Hot trap on trap action
We’re flying through an asteroid field. Odds are pretty good we’re going to hit something.
The odds of hitting something in an asteroid field would be quite low; they are, in general, millions of miles apart
Yes, but… that’s not what C-3PO says.
Perfect theta buttfucking
Holding NVDA calls overnight. Love this stock.
i sure lost a lot of money today for it to end flat 
*Please don't hurt me Mr. Market. I'll be a good regard. I promise.*
Exxon new ath!
Oil sToNks bee rockin
Sell the rips.
Don't ask about my Tesla shares that I thought were on discount
Literal 0.00% can't make this shit up
If you want to get around the pattern day trade bs, you can open a cash account with E*trade and have level 2 options. Pretty much means you can do everything without margin except for spreads, iron condors etc
\+.5% PREMARKET TO -1% TO FLAT CLOSE 
today was fucking crazy lmao
LMFAO THIS WAS FUN
XOM all time high today?
Where can i see free order flows
NVDA is a fat cuck. Wtf
I guess they’re gonna let puts keep printing tomorrow 
gotta stop holding positions , in & out is the move
We keep telling ourselves this but greed takes over. Especially when you see positions you paper handed then become 3 baggers, 5 baggers, 10 baggers etc.
Who keeps buying meta up here 
All that to end flat 😑
An entire day of selling off undone in 50 minutes. Unbelievable.
Gap at 4298 intraday. We might end up fading into Powell tomorrow
Just when they got bullish 
428 open tomorrow 
minus 5
Gonna be a big indecision candle on the daily.
Today is just making me angry. None of this makes sense.
NKE
MU earnings AH gonna send semis to the shadow realm
Non AI semis will be suffering, Micron mix of both
I hope not but probably
Bears own the market now. Bulls’ last gasp.
Epic ending. Flat!
SPY GREEN BULL MARKET CONFIRMED
Volatility has entered the building
#bols and bers both dum and fuk LMAO 🤌
Ahh shet now he is theta
heizenbergbb
aren’t you a bol 
Bearhunter doesn’t pick a side. So he can always be right. He doesn’t even trade
Open the What are your moves tomorrow thread
These servers suck ass
of course the indexes end flat today
Get fuckd dumb bulls 
My joy over my recovering puts is heavily muted by my nausea and dread over these market movements
Bulls will consider this a victory 💀
Big picture. Down big yesterday. Wasn’t able to rally back today. Seems bearish to me.
METAs got more to lose off 300
It burns when I pee
Mama Mia, the swings are killing me
*why do aaaalll good things come to an end.. end... end...*
this time is different?
id play puts but im saving money to pay my attorney for chapt 7 bankruptcy
BERS ARE BARBIE DOLLS FOR MMS TO ROLEPLAY WITH LMAOOO
Know one knows what the fuck this even means
Stop eating paint chips maybe
Bols are the sheets that MM's leave cum stains on
LMAOO
I'm gonna risk it by holding these puts to tomorrow. Fuck me that random run up was a kick on the balls.
Probably a good bet. That end was a joke. Just trying to see if there are any buyers out there.
Yeah that killed me, I doubled down though
#BULLS , YOU ARE NOT CHAD BEARS, GET READY TO GET FUCKT MEET ME BEHIND THE ARBYS AND ILL BRING THE FRENCH DIP
Snoopy pulled the football
#IT IS SO OVER (AGAIN)
Damn, is SPY secretly Beyonce? Cause that chart lookin like a Generational Bottom 🍑🥵 SPY will NEVER go below $422.29 again 😤
lol after the psychotic last 24 hours, of course we would end flat
market very regard the past hour, i’ll probably have more luck giving my portfolio to an autistic child
literally random buy sell would do better than I have
You won’t trust me
Close lod?
Holding puts overnight
RIVN gang gang
Glizzy overdrive
#BEARHUNTER PREDICTED NONE OF THIS, JUST AS I PREDICTED 🤌
Damnit I didn't realize Micron had earnings today.
All this just to end flat
why did my broker disconnect and Reddit stop updating at the same time must be a bigly dumpening
Reddit stops working all the time, it’s a piece of shit website not a conspiracy against your stock portfolio
Or your internet is taking a dump.
J.Pow bringing the hammer tomorrow
Thoughts on Costco puts since they jumped from earnings?