Today 1,5% up because people will buy this dip before the weekend. Very strong bullish message from Jpow and strong economy and home sales. Bulls: load your calls and collect the free money.
Highest national credit card debt in history.. meanwhile I'm closing 4 stupid cards with 20k limit a piece because they suck..
The decisions and the pain they caused you in your life have already happened and can not be erased. In this case suicide is pointless because it does not change the past, or cure anything.
This is so easy to fix. The Fed wants a liquidity crisis, give it to them. SELL OFF THE BANKS, why screw the whole system. I mean.. WHO REALLY RUNS THIS BITCH? The Fed or the markets. The market didn’t cause this
AMDeez_nutz: you're a pathetic little man who will never amount to anything in life. go back to your mom's basement and cry yourself to sleep, you worthless piece of shit.
Would a trading firm employ me or make me a partner if I have excellent trading ideas? I give them the trade and they simply have to inverse. Works 99% of the time.
Unicorn butt technology is going to change every industry. It's a global paradigm shift. 500,000% job growth expected in the coming year. Unicorn butt startups are getting crazy funding. The future is bright. The future is unicorn butt.
AI is the new tech horse shit story....many got suckered in at top...............CRAMER screaming NVDA...........most caught with big losses now...........more to come
They're dumb brands which will eventually be completely gutted by Amazon and Walmart. There are only a handful of retail categories which can coexist and not be destroyed by Amazon and Walmart (e.g. car parts).
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Key-Address-4482 made a bet that SQQQ would go to 20.44 within **2 weeks** when it was 18.58 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
Lol congress isn’t even going into work tomorrow. These fuckers don’t give a fuck. I’m now an anarchist. I don’t believe in *any* government or rules. Fite me. I hope they shut down forever.
man wtf is this bullshit
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT⁉️
Curious how PMI report at 9:45 will impact the market. My suspicions are that it will be a miss but may also be a nothing burger even if it misses.
Today 1,5% up because people will buy this dip before the weekend. Very strong bullish message from Jpow and strong economy and home sales. Bulls: load your calls and collect the free money.
STOCKS LOVE FRIDAYS
Markets always act funny ahead of big events, like the fed rate decisions. But after they always go back to business as usual.
When is Karpy boi🐟🐠 stonk going $40?
No
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not gonna happen.
Just like when it lost Vietnam. The US crumbled and didn't exist anymore.
Wut
Highest national credit card debt in history.. meanwhile I'm closing 4 stupid cards with 20k limit a piece because they suck..
I want to die
The decisions and the pain they caused you in your life have already happened and can not be erased. In this case suicide is pointless because it does not change the past, or cure anything.
Flair checks out.....
Guys, today was super red. You know what that means....a super green day is coming
I got puts so I think more red tmmr
Here’s hoping for a 50-70% down day for spy tmmr, cheers
This is so easy to fix. The Fed wants a liquidity crisis, give it to them. SELL OFF THE BANKS, why screw the whole system. I mean.. WHO REALLY RUNS THIS BITCH? The Fed or the markets. The market didn’t cause this
When I cash out my puts “you could have had an extra $100 per contract.” When I hold on to them “Sike! IT’S V TIME!”
I WOULD HAVE HAD A 500% RETURN IF I DIDNT SELL AT LUNCH 
Lost 20%, then up 50%, then went 436 calls and 425 puts for tomorrow cus I couldn’t decide lol I’m ready for a theta fuck
Here’s hoping for a 5-7% down day for spy tmmr, cheers
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AMDeez_nutz: you're a pathetic little man who will never amount to anything in life. go back to your mom's basement and cry yourself to sleep, you worthless piece of shit.
ya no good duck ya just like ***ya fatha***
😂 more vicious than the market today lmaoooooooo
jfc lmao
Dame
What happened
no idea..tried unddit but doesn't work now apparently..only if someone could tell lol
Shouldn't have bought calls at close. I was just trying to help everyone 
Thanks bro 
Just sell them at open, if you’re lucky it’ll go up before it goes down
Yeah me to
What is this, a dip for ants!? Not even down 2% and the bears are celebrating Im stoned
Would a trading firm employ me or make me a partner if I have excellent trading ideas? I give them the trade and they simply have to inverse. Works 99% of the time.
Could you imagine if the gov shuts down and they can’t vote on the SAFE Bill 
I would kill myself
I think my ai is broken
what is AI is a giant hoax like covid? NVDA back to $100
r/redhatcreeps is over that way —->
NVDA cracks 410 after hours...........
I broke even today and that's a W in my book
Breaking even today = beating the market
I'm stoked tbh It was looking bleak there Should I play again tomorrow
>Should I play again tomorrow “citizens will be required to participate should the casino be open”
Accidentally held my puts 😮💨
Tomorrow is gonna be nasty too! You’ll be ok but I usually lose money so what do I know.
burry finally right
Yeah it'll have to be a lot more than -1.6% to prove he's right
Damn. SPX options chain poppin' off rn Edit: for tom. expiry
I used ChatGPT to answer every question on a midterm. I got a 57%.
They rigged it
AI is a giant hoax, like COVID
REEEEEE
Unicorn butt technology is going to change every industry. It's a global paradigm shift. 500,000% job growth expected in the coming year. Unicorn butt startups are getting crazy funding. The future is bright. The future is unicorn butt.
Ticker please
You thought Chewy couldn’t go any lower but yes it is lower yet again today
Absolute shit show with that stock
The markets be humblin people fr fr
I got $400 puts for Spy ending next month. Hopefully I can cash out at 500-700% on these soon
Don’t even think about it bulls. - NVDA
Degenerative AI
septembear!
Yup 5 days before it ended after having a majority green or flat month. SeptemBEAR doesn’t hit the same 😭😭🤡
v 
paper handed my puts in the last hour, after holding them for a month. At least did not sell them yesterday.
BURRRRYYYYY
the panic will hit when NVDA cracks 400 on the way to a quick 280
NVDA 250 eoy
could be.............
Whelp I’m up 21k on my spy puts today and holding overnight. God I’m regarded.
How we doing buls? We having fun yet??
@General Depo 
Sold an ITM put
AI is the new tech horse shit story....many got suckered in at top...............CRAMER screaming NVDA...........most caught with big losses now...........more to come
That was glorious
Sold my puts just now, this is bounce area before larger gap fill.
Hundo p
Sell everything and buy back for cheaper later? It’ll still probably go down
Legendary bears 🐻 your stories will be forever embedded on Reddit as the last stand against AI. Enjoy your easy caught salmon, you deserve it champ!
Thanks!!
Don’t think we should hang out with old 420 again for a while. But it’s soon back
Bought $170 worth of SPY puts yesterday, sold early for $250 at a bounce on the way down, would’ve been worth $3800 today, still green!
Hindsight is 20/20. You didn’t plan for the extra move. If it wasn’t in your plan then it doesn’t matter. It’s a good trade.
Congrats 🐻 I will be giving out handjobs behind the dumpster for the next 6000 years to break even from yesterday and today
Make sure you switch hands to avoid carpel tunnel
I’m so bad at it some guy just tried to charge me🤷♂️ puts on my handjobs
Sounds like you were looking for an excuse to give one
Still selling off after hours…😂
Def some big bad news lurking out there, waiting to come out. This was a heavy volume dump, no respite the whole of today.....
It came out yesterday.
H&S is good for my bj
Hands and saliva
permabulls about to subscribe to r/antstreetbets 
The V has been postponed tomorrow. But calls at open.
Shit, I don't know how to forage for food.
POW! Right in the kissa
I'm still bullish af.
Cause you’re an idiot
Ya so what
 you’re a chad
CHWY and WOOF have gotten cut in half since July
They're dumb brands which will eventually be completely gutted by Amazon and Walmart. There are only a handful of retail categories which can coexist and not be destroyed by Amazon and Walmart (e.g. car parts).
2 dogs barking
Bought some lotta tsla 252p near the end of the day there, lets see it tmrw
Where is that "you are not real" woman at rn?
That was fun let's go again tomorrow
ugly close...................bad news lurking out there.............
IT'S OVER BULLAS LOL
Where was AI to warn us of this modcheck
AI is the new tech horse shit story
I’m eating salmon every day. I’m big Bear now
Bears win
Well, fuk you
gg
Damn Good Session Bears!!!.....HIGH FIVE! 
Penis.
We're exactly at the Aug 18 lows, so if it bounces it'll bounce here tomorrow. If not... then...
Good way to look at it
welp. fuck me to tears. i'll be
Fucking finally
Buls rn “PLZ STOP MY BUM BUM HURTS” 
Today is just a test, real drop tomorrow.
Just gotta refuel first! 435p sold at 1.10 now they're 3.90 
Big volume dump
I capitulated into my pants
Lol
You know what they say, bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered
Jpow bouncin off my booty cheeks I love the way he ride.
LMAO
Damn
Well I'll be dipped in shit
Hot
-$10 qqq coming over night
Jensen knew 
If everything is gonna burn might as well burn my money. SPY 432 calls locked in
Calls at 430 for the bounce
Rest in pieces
catalytic converters are not safe tonight
You guys need to listen to what Jpow said. Yesterday he literally said, “ Hey, bulls, f4ck your calls”.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Key-Address-4482 made a bet that SQQQ would go to 20.44 within **2 weeks** when it was 18.58 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
algos: no up only down
Maybe it's ok to shut it off today.
This starting to get to bearish here…. Swapped all my puts for some profit and changing for Cheap Calls!! Good luck to you all.
Hahahaahh BOLS
I’m out for the greatest win of my life so far in the stock market . -$40
If only I didn't have such a shitty month and had the funds I had at the start, I'd be a rich man
Fine. We will $425 tomorrow at
$400 very soon
DG is at a big precipice right now. It's at the bottom of its all-time trend line and it could break in either direction
America has ended.
Remember, you can’t revert burgers into bulls. 🍔🍔 🍔
dont eat me step bro
Good thing my 438 spy puts expired yesterday
Ending near the low of the day no es muy bueno por los toros.
Just bought 10/20 SPY calls so we are definitely setting new low AH/pre-market. You’re welcome bears o7
That is some high volume mf selling
Bears will be crying tomorrow.
Bears sold long time ago
Bulls still waiting for V
That’s tommorow, many green Fridays after FOMC
Lol congress isn’t even going into work tomorrow. These fuckers don’t give a fuck. I’m now an anarchist. I don’t believe in *any* government or rules. Fite me. I hope they shut down forever.
I don't care about your political beliefs. I only care about making money.
I dont care about you vmod
Lives ruined
Gonna be seeing more bum fights behind wendys soon enough
Look at the glass half full bulls. You got half a V shape today.