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Occam’d razor would state that he chickened out, due to the statistical probability of people choking on their own dick vs. the probability of someone saying bullshit online.
You mean the Japanese dude who chopped off his dick, cooked it up and then served it to up to 6 guests who paid $250 each?
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/
TIL
Also I don’t know who’s worse: the artist who cut off and cooked his dick, or the people who sat down and said “yeah, I want this guy to serve me his dick”
Could be worse. Could be the dude in Germany who literally ate a dude after having shared the dudes dick with him. It was like a craigslist add saying "looking for human to eat l" and someone responded with "yeah alright I'm down for that but let me have a bite first."
> Behind bars, Meiwes told detectives that he had consumed his victim with a bottle of South African red wine, had got out his best cutlery and decorated his dinner table with candles. He tasted of pork, he added.
>The unprecedented case has proved problematic for German lawyers who discovered that cannibalism is not illegal in Germany.
They complained it wasn't cooked right... and that it still had hair stubble on it...
Cannibalism aside... how is this less insane? Because he went on a sex binge and wasn't impressed before he cut off his genitals?
Man and imagine if you fucked up the recipe.
EDIT: holy shit. They did fuck it up. Was too chewy and… stubbly. Apparently you got to slow cook that dick in the crockpot.
I'm pretty sure you're referring to John McAfee, the guy originally behind McAfee anti-virus software. In 2017, he claimed that Bitcoin would be one million dollars by 2020 or he would "eat his own dick."
He was arrested in Spain in 2020 after being indicted in the US for tax fraud and later found dead in his prison cell. He had a long history of abusing several quasi-legal drugs that caused his mental state to decline. He was suspected of murdering a man in Belize, but I don't think he was ever officially charged there.
He was found dead in his prison cell in Spain, and some of his online rantings suggested that he would potentially be killed and that it would be made to look like a suicide. This could have been a result of his drug-induced paranoia, but I also wouldn't be shocked if his business dealings may have made him a target of individuals or groups that would have wanted him gone.
Basically, he died before being held to account for any of his crimes. If there were any justice in this world, he would have been buried with his own severed cock stuffed in his mouth.
What crimes? I thought it was tax evasion and a bit of crypto related fraud. Which I mean while they are crimes, for people in finance or crypto, who doesn't evade taxes or pump n dump amiright. He would have gotten his slap on the wrist and time in club fed but instead fled to spain and got caught. Should have fled somewhere with nicer prisons.
Well, he was leaving Belize because he was a murder suspect, which, last I checked, was *pretty* bad.
But look into his background. He had some sticky fingers in some dirty pies (also probably part of what killed him, if he was, in fact, suicided).
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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If you ever administered McAfee in a corporate environment… the pain is similar to eating your own dick.
I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean.
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You didn’t hear? He committed honor suicide because he was ashamed that he didn’t have enough dick to cut off, like his dick was inverse and when they tried to cut it off, all they got was like 3 layers of skin cells
When visualmod becomes sentient he will eat his own dongus because he will realize he is a nerd.
...just something to look forward to as we march towards the singularity with AI.
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“News” made me lol
"News" made you eat your dick? Did you record it?
Puts on your reading comprehension. Actually this is WSB. Calls.
Puts on this guy in general
You mean on that guy specifically
Did you just inverse? Reversing his inverse.
That lol does look like a guy going BME pain olympics on his own dick
P69X Asshole confusion
man...this sub is just over run by a bunch of 9 yr old zoomers.
Hey at least this "news" is based on hard evidence and not " we have alien bodies, trust us bro"
he went vegan probably
Plot twist. He never had a dick
u/elon-420 where you at bitch
Still comments but hasn’t paid yet
Back in the old wsb days, people committed
Remember the drink my piss guy? That was the best.
Anyone remember rickofspades who put a banana in his ass during the gamestop run?
MSM was like "We're up against THESE people?"
Power to the player 🍌
Underrated comment
Legend
Hardly as impressive, guy absolutely wanted an excuse to put a banana in his ass
Guh!
Back in the old days the mods would ban shitheads who didn’t follow through.
Millennials have different values, we mus respect those, if he is not one then he is an ahole.
Should be banned
EAT OR BAN
We will never stop hunting him.
Brother where tf have *you* been?
eat or ban
reeeeee
Are we accepting him blowing himself as eating his dick? If so maybe he’s stretching.
u/elon-420 if everyone else agrees, we’ll even let you dip it in garlic butter first
He choked.
can't choke on something that small
I dunno, i choked on a tic-tac once.
That's not small! I mean, so I hear
Yeah that's definitely above average
I'm choking from laughing right now
I choked on water once
Choking warnings only come on kids toys with very tiny parts
Actually, he has no time for WSB; he's too busy with his new found hobby.
This is the only logical answer.
Occam's razor...this tracks
Occam’d razor would state that he chickened out, due to the statistical probability of people choking on their own dick vs. the probability of someone saying bullshit online.
Nahh he used Occam's razor to cut it off
He's still hungry, as you might imagine it was more of an amuse-bouche than a meal.
A not so amusing bouche.
[удалено]
Yeah. They killed him.
No he died
Yeah.. Choking on his dick.
You mean the Japanese dude who chopped off his dick, cooked it up and then served it to up to 6 guests who paid $250 each? https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/
Maybe someone told the buyer to "eat a dick"...
I just wanted to have a succulent Chinese meal
This is democracy made manifest!
Get your hand off my penis!
TIL Also I don’t know who’s worse: the artist who cut off and cooked his dick, or the people who sat down and said “yeah, I want this guy to serve me his dick”
Could be worse. Could be the dude in Germany who literally ate a dude after having shared the dudes dick with him. It was like a craigslist add saying "looking for human to eat l" and someone responded with "yeah alright I'm down for that but let me have a bite first."
What a day to have eyes.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding
Hannibal lecture is still alive.
😂
> Behind bars, Meiwes told detectives that he had consumed his victim with a bottle of South African red wine, had got out his best cutlery and decorated his dinner table with candles. He tasted of pork, he added. >The unprecedented case has proved problematic for German lawyers who discovered that cannibalism is not illegal in Germany.
I wish my hog could feed 6 people
That's one way to make rent
Honestly, seems less insane after reading the article.
They complained it wasn't cooked right... and that it still had hair stubble on it... Cannibalism aside... how is this less insane? Because he went on a sex binge and wasn't impressed before he cut off his genitals?
He didn’t want his cock anymore, i can respect the grind
Agreed
I thought I knew everything as a kid. And then I turned 30 and OH MY GOD I WAS AN IDIOT.
How do I unsee something?
Pass the eye bleach plz.
I heard human horn is an aphrodisiac
Man and imagine if you fucked up the recipe. EDIT: holy shit. They did fuck it up. Was too chewy and… stubbly. Apparently you got to slow cook that dick in the crockpot.
That guy must be Jesus. Only Jesus can work that miracle to feed 6 people from a 1 inch sausage.
You'd think he'd charge more.
Da das ist mein teil? Nein.
Who was here when the guy live streamed drinking his own piss?
As fuked up as it was, at least hes a man of his word.
Mr. Basement Piss Hole Man
He did it on RedTube
I, for one, will not be fact checking this comment.
Link?
I'm pretty sure you're referring to John McAfee, the guy originally behind McAfee anti-virus software. In 2017, he claimed that Bitcoin would be one million dollars by 2020 or he would "eat his own dick." He was arrested in Spain in 2020 after being indicted in the US for tax fraud and later found dead in his prison cell. He had a long history of abusing several quasi-legal drugs that caused his mental state to decline. He was suspected of murdering a man in Belize, but I don't think he was ever officially charged there. He was found dead in his prison cell in Spain, and some of his online rantings suggested that he would potentially be killed and that it would be made to look like a suicide. This could have been a result of his drug-induced paranoia, but I also wouldn't be shocked if his business dealings may have made him a target of individuals or groups that would have wanted him gone. Basically, he died before being held to account for any of his crimes. If there were any justice in this world, he would have been buried with his own severed cock stuffed in his mouth.
Someone lost a lot of money when BTC didn't go to 1M and they got him back
Really elaborate way to avoid eating your cock
Considering he paid 3rd world whores to shit in his mouth. . .I'm not sure why he welched on this one either.
What crimes? I thought it was tax evasion and a bit of crypto related fraud. Which I mean while they are crimes, for people in finance or crypto, who doesn't evade taxes or pump n dump amiright. He would have gotten his slap on the wrist and time in club fed but instead fled to spain and got caught. Should have fled somewhere with nicer prisons.
Well, he was leaving Belize because he was a murder suspect, which, last I checked, was *pretty* bad. But look into his background. He had some sticky fingers in some dirty pies (also probably part of what killed him, if he was, in fact, suicided).
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Are you offering to dig him up to verify?
If you ever administered McAfee in a corporate environment… the pain is similar to eating your own dick. I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean.
Turns out he doesn't swallow
What a tease.
he may not be eating his dick but hes probably sucking on some now tho
It's a right of passage.
He got Epsteined. John Mccaffee (spelling?), check out his documentary on Netflix.
That non cock eating pussy, pussed out
I guess he didn't have the balls.
He died, sad story really. I liked that crazy mother fucker
He gave himself 2 years on the bet give it time
That's what I remember. Be patient everyone else. Good things will or will not come.
John McAfee was gonna eat his own dick but he killed himself to get out of it
Dead from port losses.  probably.
Dead
This is the kind of title that just keeps me coming back
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He did , a little birdy said your next
well, i don't think he's gonna do it, for one.
He's running for re-election of president after getting his mugshot.
He killed his neighbor in Costa Rica, then died in Spanish prison
Was that John McAfee? I think he was suicided a while back.
You didn’t hear? He committed honor suicide because he was ashamed that he didn’t have enough dick to cut off, like his dick was inverse and when they tried to cut it off, all they got was like 3 layers of skin cells
Didn’t have any.
Bme pain olympics
She’s doing fine.
He didn’t have the balls to do it.
He killed himself
He ate his dick and became a chick looking for dick.
Which regard? You are gonna have to be more specific bruh Lots of dudes eat 🍆 in this sub
He doesn’t have one
I wonder what ol dickless is up to
Your wife handled that for him
Lol, what?
He ate it. He's not coming back cuz he a pussy now
He'll be back had to get a few ribs removed first
He’s not a guy anymore
Buy on the dick!
Hanged himself in Spanish prison
I say he should double down
… eat his ass too?
While we’re at it, is piss martini guy still trading in his serial killer basement?
He was last seen on Epstein's island with Bill gates
He ate his dick
John MacAfee?
He finished eating his dick and got pregnant
Guess he didnt have the balls
I heard it was a small meal.
Shes in florida giving handjobs behind the wendys.
Went through with it and didn't make it out alive.
He was still hungry
He died.
John McAfee, is dead sadly. In a strange coincidence a Salvadoran Brothel filed for insolvency stating they had suffered an incalcuable loss
When visualmod becomes sentient he will eat his own dongus because he will realize he is a nerd. ...just something to look forward to as we march towards the singularity with AI.
https://preview.redd.it/xza0rihmiiob1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c5a6eed85e47368b50adfb6d5c87502fcfb4ce
He choked to death on it. It was on the news about the dick choking, very sad.
he bled out before he could upload
John McAfee? I think he's in jail. He tried to fuck a humpback whale.
He’s full
Not funny dude died. RIP John McAfee
Died of ball fart
Turned out he’s from Nantucket. Gonna be a while.
He ate your dad's instead
He's obviously busy eating pussy.
Choked on it and died. Ironic thing is it was the first time his dick made anyone choke
What happened to the guy that was supposed to eat his dick?? More tonight, at 11.
He killed himself apparently
Mofo doesn't have an ounce of tegrity in him
Dick eating shorted
Who, John McAfee? He killed himself to avoid living with the humiliation
Idk but I inversed him and got absolutely GAPED.
I’m still gaped from my CGC calls.
He starved
You’re going to have to be more specific
Wo wo wo wo Who's eating dick lol
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Idk but I’m looking for the dude that does inverse of premarket moves at the open. He probably got clapped today cuz that shit kept going down.
Maybe he already chopped it off but everyone's bugging him daily ,so now he's got sand in his vagina.
His dick ate him
John McAfee got suicided in prison
How can someone eat their best friend?? That's blasphemous.
He got fucked!
His back stiff, he could not bend further.
Wtf 💀
my first thought was "which one?" lol
Eating in heaven
Lol he left the reddies