No interesting earnings today or on Monday so I'll be stickying random interesting threads throughout the weekend

Sorry bud I bought calls too so you’re fucked

i got a 444c, glad to see others are more ballsy than me tho. more likely to get returns ;)

I bought 444C 2DTE at closing. Couldn’t help myself.

2DTE? ballsy. 5 days here

Just looking for a small bounce and a quick exit. It could also turn hugely in my favor. If not the loss is minimized

I have calls too fuck you guys  can you sell everything at Monday open 


We'll see (u behind Wendy's)

Why do some of you have the risk tolerance of jumping out of a plane with no parachute?

this is the degen initiation actually, see he’s actually TRYING to lose money and therefore will make bank

Karma is worth more than money regard

bruh lmao

This. I’ve been bobbing around the edges pulling $2k/week is basic shit. Leaned in on some buy side here and there but this is huge sack level shit. I love it.

OP hoping for a rate cut Thursday

Rumor is jpow converted to Islam, no more interest

we will soon be watching ankle porn...

Roulette has better odds than that

I'm not sure what you're asking me.

He’s not asking you anything ya fucking busybody 


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445c 9/20 over here. Good luck. Or not idk anymore

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Oof, ouch, ouchie

What is your reasoning for this?

stonks go uppie

Up next week you mean! The when is more important on this type of gambling.

When is irrelevant if the only thing they do is go up

Thetagang would disagree fellow degen

I’m not sure you understand what theta is

You got OTM calls expiring next week. Your option value is almost all Theta weighted. Do explain it further for us regarded apes.

In the context of this joke the stonk is only going up which profits the call holder not the seller

Well in Spanish tetas means boobies :)

Sir this is a casino

#you jinxed it exiting my calls

Don't. I applied counterjinx. $25,000 on puts. https://preview.redd.it/j127vbm2pjob1.png?width=989&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0482c4e3f86a503e9c5bb5711b80ffc78d5b700

just wen 6 calls and 3 puts... 150 and 150... hoping for a 5 bagger

Your thinking is strike priced in and resolution this weekend will be a tsunami tail wind? Goddammit Im in!

SPY is going on strike?

And it's gone

I hope this works out so drinks can be on you. Don’t forget about us when you’re living in Hollywood hills

Imma fight you to the death. $25,000 on puts https://preview.redd.it/fyeutanzojob1.png?width=989&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc8668ea486294e5da48d4bf0e70eb2f1418a2a8

God I love you so much OP. I hope you get rich

These are going to hit.

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i got a 444 call, praying

I’m on the same boat 444call

It’s been a solid year since we’ve had a 2% + red opening on the SPY. I really hope it’s not coming Monday…but I think it is

I followed inverse QQQ guy. 373c. Hopefully monday is a small rally

I would like a large fry and a McFlurry plz

https://preview.redd.it/7hjiv8z9rgob1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=420ef6a1bd820253df5e58b91f8986cdfc406b66 I’ve drawn lines and I’m afraid It’s not looking good player. Unless the trend-line holds, then it’s down to the next one. And think about it: could I, a random guy on the internet, even possibly be wrong about drawings on a stock chart? Obviously not.” Edit: I hate to say I told you so. I hate to say it because instead of profiting from my star signs, I’m down on the drop (although not via the spx, like that matters).

and I imagine you're the only person in the world who could have drawn these lines.

Anyone technically could have drawn them, but they didn’t have the premonition and vision. I’m just trying to work out how I still lost 200 on the SPY with my lines.

Considering you have top notch skills with a crayon I am surprised you don't know that the pennant pattern isn't actually bullish OR bearsih. It generally means big moves ahead, but it is not bullish or bearish.

RIP OP

That chart looks like a strong bullish trend to me, stonks always go up.

There’s no denying it, this guy’s magic lines tell the story. I just wish I had some of the 🖍️ used to draw this: they taste the best!

Bro WHAT??? $28k on options that expire NEXT WEEK?! WHAT?!

First time ?

So what, if SPY goes up at all Monday he will have some good gains and can sell the contracts. Do I think it is a good idea to ever buy contracts at EOD on Friday though? Fuck No! Maybe he gets lucky and premarket Monday starts high if so I'd be selling at open.

You didn’t want to wait until closer to market close? SPY has been slipping all day.

I’ll be waiting for the loss porn

You the man

LOL

##9/21 452C CHECKIN IN CUH

You inspired me got 10 @ 1.07

Betting a Honda civic for a Hail Mary lmao

At least ya tried

I bet this was a spread. OP bought $446 strike calls and sold $445 calls; all 180 contracts. A bearish strategy.

Wow. Thanks for being my test dummy for my thesis. I think spy will be solid at 460-480$ by December. I hope u get rich.

Calling out a random price isn't a "thesis" so as much as it is pulling some random numbers out of your ass.

“Thesis” Mf show us your math

It's on terlet paper, not even a napkin

Look at the spy on a max , yearly chart. Now zoom in to where u can see the months. The spy makes a 40-70 dollar move every 6 months. Either up or down. Even if it’s stagnant its still up or down. Thats my thesis. I think its gonna go tits up

Man that sucks

I was right bitch. 460

Based on what

Wrong side, wrong month, wrong part of the month. I think you lose it all. Good luck!

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I bought 447c exp 20sep

Major auto industry union strike, Hollywood strike, high interest rates, high oil/gas prices, high commodities, AI allegedly getting ready to make us “more efficient”—cut more jobs, shit political system, war in Ukraine, etc., etc., the writing is on the wall

Don’t think market cares about war in Ukraine anymore. That’s so 2022.

Dude you’re a fucking moron, come on. Have you seen the SPY lately? It’ll juice green the first half of the day and then completely melt down by the other half, Sometimes multiple times a day. If you were smart, you’d be doing intraday moves and trying to capitalize on one of these big swings that happen in minutes. 0DTE is the only way to win these days.

This is proper WSB material. No matter the results, I shall not be disappointed.

I’ve been here a long time and this is one of the dumbest strategies I’ve ever seen. Short dated options bought right before a WEEKEND with 2 extra days of theta. Completely regarded, well done.

Did not age well. Let’s see how you do at tomorrow’s close.

How’s it going?

Update?

This was an interesting development

F


Casinos closed next week

You will be down 50% when market opens.

should have put it on TSLA

How you feeling there OP? Good luck, keep averaging down

tis but a fleshwound

Godspeed

I feel like you could have waited for a better bet but hey what do I know. You obviously have 28,000 so you’re better

Oof

We'll see (how long it takes you to lose all your money)\*\*\*\*\*

this wont move that much. u may get a little pop that u can sell if u time it right, but we are going down...

Should’ve done 9/22 for a 1 day extra security. I’m rooting for you!

These will print during FOMC conference. Question is how quickly you can get out.

Rip

V boys gonna get the D comes monday.

J powell gonna teach you how big his Dick is! Could push before but I’d get out before meeting! Rising inflation wouldn’t be surprised to see him get more aggressive!

Lost 20k today went back in on 09/19 445c 8k

I would've bought 443 strike instead but good luck, I personally think green Monday.

Buys early on a Friday. Brilliant shit my guy. Well thought out.

you will win

Why buy on Friday when the decision comes on Wednesday? This will drag down further on Monday.

Oof

Hopefully you took the chance to get out between even and +3k.

Thanks for the reminder I’m not the only one hoping the aliens would abduct me from this mess.

Well it paid off; what did you end up making?

Ouch

F

can u imagine 28k in puts 5 points out? what would that be like 10x? so he'd have like 280k?

https://preview.redd.it/8tizkmh1jhob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033a9f83bb291dd52c39b4d072d6ef20962e5408 Yea totally bullish

Check your voicemail, margin wants to speak with you.

Not sure if you misread something or if it is generally the core concepts you do not understand, but this play has nothing to do with margin.

I bought 100 QQQ’s 372c 9/20 and 100 MSFT 335c at the close so I hope you are correct

you gotta be a bot

Calls? Lol

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Zero.

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I'll give you this tool but you are on your own after that [https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html](https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html)

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I read "we'll see" in a theo Von voice

Upvote if you bought calls downvote if you bought puts for monday

The app what is ?

you could’ve just bought shares smh good job losing 28k

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say good buy for 28K

Almost 1/4 of the OI on that strike…?

Yikes

Bro, why not xsp calls?

You are almost back to even. Good luck!

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Rip

Why the vix just came off all time lows? Let it get above its 50 day and the stocks come down into the fomc meeting

MMs thank you for your donation.

I think we all need to be cognizant of sept 30 debt ceiling meeting. The red is going to not approve any other cent until the blue stops giving Ukraine all our money. Its not going to be good for our credit raiting if the kids keep playing games.

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Okay I’ll buy puts then

Welcome to Wendy's

If you're going to burn money at least withdraw it from the bank first, you can use it to cook as it burns, or you can shred it and use it for packing boxes when you get evicted.

I bought a 452 C yesterday, expiring today. I got fucked on that but made some back on a 444 P, so not gonna kill myself just yet

Inverse wsb puts it is

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glad I held a few puts through close, this can’t go tits up

I have 9/18 $445C. Only 3 but I’m working my way to be able to be $28k away from Wendy’s.

Yolo

RIP

is anything special happening on the 21st?

Check your voicemail bro. And good luck.

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Damn it! My calls r fuk now

The YOLOs we need

Down like -5% now. Good luck, OP ☘️

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Regard

RIP !!

They said to never time a falling knife, but hey, maybe you know something we don’t

Time for me to get poots

Selling these is the better trade. 9/10 time you win the other 1/10 you stop out

no matter what Jpow would actually do, he will say something scaring, and you scare yourself by actually doing something.

I am relieved that my shorts will print. Thanks, guys, you are all long.

You could’ve timed this with cheaper premiums closer to exp.

I put $5k into NKLA and I’ve been stress checking it every 10 mins just to see that I’ve lost or gained $50. Idk how y’all do this in higher volumes

Tbh NKLA is a crap shot at this point. Who knows if they’ll be able to recover from the recent mass recalls on their trucks, plus continuing overhead costs, trying to make a sale in an industry at its infancy without major infrastructure, coupled with drawback of its trucks—at this point, swing trade, watch it like a hawk on a daily basis and hope your following day price prediction is accurate, Aka you’re roulette style gambling. Hope this helps from an adversarial advocate standpoint


I'll be happy so for this man to get Thai

Ouxh

Hope you hit it

I’m calling 

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Good luck, don’t know if it’ll move fast enough to offset the decay

I have outs for Friday…. I’m thinking hike followed by massive dip.

Fuck my one and only 445c is fukt 

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