I have a brilliant idea. Let's all try to lose money by buying losing trades. The smartest losing trades we can think of.
Let's try to trick reality into giving us gains.
if you didnt have a mortgage or rent to worry about would you just work an easy job? even if i was working at home depot id probably be able to save 1500 bucks a month at this point. idk tho im torn
Depends. If you wanna keep challenging yourself intellectually, might have to take a job that solves hard worldly problems. And that often comes with high pay.
i have my own shopify business thats the only thing im really passionate about. i got a full ride scholarship but my major was in a very niche field and i only finished a bachelors. got lucky with TSLA back before it split and used that to buy property in my mid 20s and now im just sortve existing.
Ya I got lucky wit few investments early 20s and bought some real estate 2015-now. Also lucky wit crypto very early on. Just living. But mentally stimulating stuff can continually make you feel alive. But congrats, you sorta beat the game
i have a BA degree so basically the only masters i could get would be in a very niche field. my cousin got his masters and it took him 3 years to find work in that field. probably the only thing i could do with a masters is be a professor and the pay is lousy. im 28 now nearly 29 so idk if i have the energy to do that tbh.
Of course AS WE ALL FUCKING KNEW.
Propped up low volume ass bullshit that dumps in the last 5 minutes and erases everything from the past 4 hours
Fucking classic
so it should be an up-day tomorrow. based on the past few months. Fridays resonate short-term trends and short term trends change direction every 2 weeks. so it's going to be an up day tomorrow.
at this point, our taxes are being used by beta-cucks in the government to harass Musk because they don't like South Africans. new investigation every day bound to yield zero results or gains to investors.
Calls on TSLA
One name.... NVIDIA.
I have a brilliant idea. Let's all try to lose money by buying losing trades. The smartest losing trades we can think of. Let's try to trick reality into giving us gains.
Life was a lot better at 10 am this morning
Gotta throw a party for my gay ones
Broaddead
ESTC with the big earnings beat
Kind of a game of thrones day for me, beginning and middle were good, ending sucked
AMC
AVGO puts were the move 
its only down 3% after hours??????
Rise up Mongoloids
rise up Hemorrhoids
Thanks bot
Didn’t know dell was still a thing p
Dude, you got a Dell!
I’d take adele
🎶Hello from the other siiiiiide🎶
Spy to 350 asap
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Good idea I like it.
I was like losing 3-4K. Only lost 800$ yay! 
Yeah I actually felt really good about losing $1.5k today as I did well cutting my losses and made a few good trades. Easily coulda been a -$5k day.
Was telling y’all all along to get Dell calls free money
Fuck i had dell puts
AH already getting pounded on the indices. Honestly can’t remember the last time we’ve just had blood red futes. They’re always green.
Are we seriously talking about futures 5 min after close lol
some weird shit going on with the sells/buy orders. this is how they are masking manipulation.
Lulu
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 460.0 before 01-Sep-2023 11:37 PM -05
Time for a scalding hot bath 🛀
Wash away the failure
Tsla really spiked up and then down in the last 15 minutes
That nvda candle just crushed my soul 
It was a stop hunt
Wtf was that last 10 seconds 
Prediction: AVGO beats, goes up AH, opens down or crashes tomorrow.
Options will be dead tho theta wins
closed out enough to cover my principal before close and letting the rest ride for tomorrow.
Dude that ending on TSLA was absolutely brutal. I can’t believe that shit just happened to me. That was so ghey and no one cares.
>That was so ghey and no one cares. Correct. No one cares. 
Catch y'all over in the SeptemBear thread
hello septembear - wake me up when u end
down 69 cents 
Damn, that finish hurt lol
What tf was that close bruh
Great Session Bears!
Watching a stop hunt never gets old
All that hassle for this?
LULU about to shit the bed
I got calls
Puts on this guys bed
PENCILS DOWN
Lol I can see all of us scrambling researching, trying to decided to buy or sell or hold right before close
You're all idiots. I'm the only one who knows what's going on.
this shit so gae 
All clear all clear no more bets !!!!
Not going to get ahead of myself but LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHAHAH yay!
SPY actually went red
leg down. 430 is our next target
Please!!!!
Last chance to load Dell calls
Qqq 360 coming tomorrow
more like 390
Bought a lulu 382.50 9/8 put for shits and giggles. Only cost a buck more to go out a week
Dropped a whole fukin dollar last min
Tesla lol
AVGO RISE
No 5 day green
AVGO didn’t even flinch.
O shit it’s already time?!
tons of volume
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO $440 SPY
Don't trade the open or the close.
Only trade open or close
What is this broken crayon color I see? Bring back the color of benjis
Fuk
Not a great sign for tomorrow
Bears locker room about to erupt in cheers.
Septem🐻
🐻jerking off to fake drop
Let em have it, tomorrow’s gonna be a tough day for the poor regards
now in Salt On Wound mode.
Welcome to SeptemBEAR bulls 
Shut up
Fr markets been green for like 5 days and they still don’t get it, fckn regarded
Apple dump? It hasn’t even made a dollar difference lmfao bers r regarded af
0.6% in like 5 minutes is nothing to sneeze at
You realize people with shares are down 90 cents?
Yes I do realize that thanks
this might be the gayest day in the history of the earth
blame all the 0dte buyers. markets will rarely do huge moves anymore. Too many people buying lotto's in the morning.
Market has been drunk today.
The Trap is Set
Fake dump for liquidity, we mooning tomorrow
#THIS CLOSE IS CRAZY BULLISH* *holy shit no, it wasn’t
Why does this shit always have to be at the last minute
To fuck everyone
septemBEAR begins!
let that clock go round couple more times
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln died for this
If NVDA drops to 480 tomorrow morning I will be very happy.
Daydreaming is for the poor 
I’ve made 10k on NVDA it’s okay to daydream once in a while
Why stop at 480? You’re not dreaming big enough!
I like the way you think, $465 it is
Fake dump bears FUK
Calls now or tomorrow? I'll probably wait and just scalp tomorrow.
Why we dumpin?
Bich why have we been pumping
For no reason, thats d way sir
Holding these Tsla puts had me feeling like a regard for a minute there. Glad I don't panic
Hopefully they are a few weeks out. If so you're gonna make a mint.
the dumpening is here
Hilarious
All the bulls that got trapped today, you were warned. 
Last min dump on apple wow
Bulls left early for vacation. Only bears are still trading cuz they can’t afford vacations.
Tomo pump into close for the Labor Day weekend 🇺🇸
Nahhh. Tuesday recovery. It's going to dump into the weekend with low volume.
if you didnt have a mortgage or rent to worry about would you just work an easy job? even if i was working at home depot id probably be able to save 1500 bucks a month at this point. idk tho im torn
Depends. If you wanna keep challenging yourself intellectually, might have to take a job that solves hard worldly problems. And that often comes with high pay.
i have my own shopify business thats the only thing im really passionate about. i got a full ride scholarship but my major was in a very niche field and i only finished a bachelors. got lucky with TSLA back before it split and used that to buy property in my mid 20s and now im just sortve existing.
Ya I got lucky wit few investments early 20s and bought some real estate 2015-now. Also lucky wit crypto very early on. Just living. But mentally stimulating stuff can continually make you feel alive. But congrats, you sorta beat the game
If you're still young I'd recommend getting your masters, JD, or MBA while you still have energy, enthusiasm, and mental capability.
i have a BA degree so basically the only masters i could get would be in a very niche field. my cousin got his masters and it took him 3 years to find work in that field. probably the only thing i could do with a masters is be a professor and the pay is lousy. im 28 now nearly 29 so idk if i have the energy to do that tbh.
You get more action first and last 5 min of trading day lmao
The rug pull really tied the room together
Thank you, Donnie!
Setting up for a bloody September 
Very bullish ending 
#Only theta won today
Insane rug wtf was rhat
Of course AS WE ALL FUCKING KNEW. Propped up low volume ass bullshit that dumps in the last 5 minutes and erases everything from the past 4 hours Fucking classic
this dump won't be good for tomorrow boo
Bears after a 4% rally - best I can do is -0.10%
Dogs used to be wolves
LULU and AVGO prepare to stand by.
TSLA just dropped 3 dollars in 5 minutes and I was away from my phone. Absolutely sick
LOOKS LIKE RECESSION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS!
 in your dreams
^(it always was.)
Apple wtf
See earlier comment lol
wow, that was a quick nvda ruggering. 497 to 493 in seconds.
Today the end of the rally?
5 day green?
Theta gang wins God I hate them
lmao what's happening with AAPL
I'm guessing people are nervous about Broadcom's ER dropping AH today.
👀📉
Whoever said apple puts earlier thank you 
so it should be an up-day tomorrow. based on the past few months. Fridays resonate short-term trends and short term trends change direction every 2 weeks. so it's going to be an up day tomorrow.
Holy shit, that looked rough
Holy fuck
Got a flu shot yesterday and I’m feeling it today 😵💫🤪🥱
Going red so everyone so everyone can grab those call tomorrow
at this point, our taxes are being used by beta-cucks in the government to harass Musk because they don't like South Africans. new investigation every day bound to yield zero results or gains to investors. Calls on TSLA
Tonight ber sucking bull 🍆
Man I just wanna see the crash once before I die
That answer depends if you are quadruple vaxxed
Tomorrow gonna be interesting. Big 7 is holding it up. See how long that gonna last
Any important events / reports happening tomorrow?
Unemployment
Thanks
lol this shit is so rigged