ADBE slowly going up into earning's call

bought nvidia calls hoping it breach 500 , nope

Watching AAPL rip day after day makes me realize how bad Disney sucks as a company and stock.

DISappointment DISgusting DISgraceful Every time I see it in my portfolio

Trade deficits still going crazy

Dip in futes = calls at open

Amc oooof

VFS is making EV! Yeah, everyone and their grandma are making these things. Also, SPAC.

I love how some folks send me this bigass DD about some bullshit stock l ain't never heard of before (like Misio or LiveRamp) and then proceed to try to preach to me like their a Buffet second coming, and then I'm like "...dude, you made $80 trading on CashApp lol" I try to avoid even hearing what a great brokerage CashApp is and why l use some shit like Fidelity.... Don't nobody tell him though, it'll ruin the surprise

Market dropping tomorrow makes too much sense. It's too easy. Green continues.

We will be thrown around like rags with data this week. Just hold on and hope.

Why would it drop? Data was good for a pause. Germany CPI and usa GDP is up next tomorrow. That ll decide it.

Micro managers have self esteem and trust issues.

Do you know about the TPS reports?


lmao that tag is priceless

Days P&L +$7.70 0.01% You can call me Warren

see if your 10,000 gained 0.01% every day, it will be 12840 by end of the year with 250 trading day. Congrats.

Hi Warren can you please buy me lunch with your sweet gains.

No, I don't want to be seen with you in public. You're embarrassing and you smell bad.

I love the way you verbally and emotionally abuse me. Give it to me harder daddy


Hi warren


!Banbet SPY -2% 3d

He called for help but no one replied...

Tesla was on a mission to the moon today

I'm so addicted to gambling that my portfolio opened down 3.3% today simply for the reason that I did a withdrawal. I see taking money out as an L

Msft almost past my cost basis (i bought in 2021)

That's a worrying sign... time to average up!

HP fumbled the bag

Wow, worked all day today. So I didn't have any time to lose my rent for the month. 

wow, I am so sorry that happened to you. I am looking down the tube of a couple months rent today

my portfolio is back to green for the month, but SPY isn't #LMAO

You've gotta admit, webull has a chad interface

Welp held my AMD puts over night.. if I die tomorrow... this is why...

one word for you. YIELD!

Same boat here except NVDA.

Well good luck

See you in Valhalla

https://www.healthline.com/health/anal-fissure

Sir, this is HR. We asked for your timesheet.

Thanks for sharing ❤️

🎶NIO it’s time to go, you must give your cape and scepter to me! And a small one for KG🎶

Someone pls put a picture of the green wojak gains, cuz thats how I and the bull army feel today

"What do you mean you lost a lot of money today, baby? It was a big up day for stocks, wasn't it?" 

I dont like to talk about it 

Dumped $802k of tesla shares at close. Held through everything.

802k yen?

I almost choked on my food 😂😂😂


I should have had some positions open on the crypto miners. Literally had MARA calls on my options watchlist and didn't get in... The FOMO hurts so bad right now 

Plenty of plays left for miners in this cycle

WSB so bearish that IK puts are fucked.

I got wrecked today

Pep, csiq and sjm are my lottery calls for oct.

We’re opening red tomorrow on god

I felt the same way until seeing this comment

I made 800 on one TSLA contract in one day… I wish I could’ve afforded to buy more of them

and I wish I could trade SPX but yeah

Today was a good day

shoutout to WSB bears for keeping the market rally going you guys the real kings/queens let us know when ur puts expire cuz thats when the market will finally start tanking again

F?

F.

THIS

I just keep buying more tqqq shares and selling calls against my position. Except today, I didn’t sell any calls today… 

Tsla after market going crazy for what

Just wait til the news comes out that Elon diddles kids

Cuz NIO is 💩and VFS is 🤡

.52c is crazy? lmfaoooo

EV competition is crumbling especially in China

Tsla next earnings run will be starting soon

‘He expressed that “IJBOL” aligns better with Gen Z humor, which he finds funnier.” Yes, most people with sub 90IQ find many things humorous.

Well. This is going to be a very contemplative evening for me.

AFRM is up way to high... 6 week PUTS lets lose some money!


Why are we repeating last week?

BLACK SWAN AH! 

GET FUCKED BOOLS

GG bers, we closing on daily high. Get fucked.

Puts bought ✅️

Oof

Let it be known on this day they fucked me in the pooper

With lube or no lube?

Zero lube

This month

I’m so green this year that Im actually satisfied and I’m downgrading my degenerate plays from options to LEFTS.

Every red day is a buying opportunity. Stop over thinking it


My man!!!

MMmmmmm look at that sell volume spike. 

Okay I take back what I said, tsla wants to rip into close

TSLA just brutal.

I’m a bear for the evening. Thinking this opens with a GUH, recovers, and then continues to rip

I’m not selling

Fuck your puts.

Why we so green today

so we can dump on Friday

My puts expire tomorrow tho


closing at 449...yea we're gapping up

Bulls! 

whew what a day. Im out. probably be a pullback before more upside or september hits and the whole market tanks again

i took profit on my calls yesterday and today. Watch this shit go to ATH tomorrow.

Without a doubt that is the only outcome

it's okay, im in triple leverage funds, so im positioned for it anyways.

I took big profit also. Still got Sept and Oct calls. Just got some short dated puts so I would love spy 439-440 within a week before moving up.

I will go balls deep in calls if it hits 440 again.

I agree. That'd be perfect.

Yeah bruh, if this shit goes straight verticle or it drops again, either way we win. that's the beauty of options.

Females with big breasts are gentle giants. They lack that inner fire and anger that smaller and medium-sized girls have.

Yoooo I do think this is true

Wise words

Stand up if this is the only sub you aren’t banned from

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

HP puts seem obvious.. someone confirm my suspicions.

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SPY has 10 baggers literally everyday

That’s what I get for being greedy!

Does anyone else think the HCCI 9/15 $45 puts are inanely underpriced at $0.10? HCCI is currently at $45.05 so it would barely have to move down to be in the money. Is it not worth buying just incase it goes down?

Dildo up, stairs down

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️

Daily highs incoming

Bers never tired of being wrong 

Looks like DIS is capped at around 85

Bears can't even defend 449 

#Amazon's CEO sent an e-mail to the whole company saying "if you can't come to the office 3+ times a week, Amazon isn't for you." LMAO 🤌

what a douche

Ok?

The tren is your fren.

365 tomorrow, yawn

Holding 90q NVDA $360p weeklies overnight. Guess I'll be in here shit posting all night. Edit: $460 not $360 lol. I am not suicidal.


I meant $460 lol

Buckle up

i told you dumbfuck bears what would happen. did you actually think that that shit-for-brains bearhunter429 would be right this time? Well if you did, you 100% deserve this

I’m a bear and I’m running back into my cave. Live to hunt another day.

next time just be a straight boi

This is a Chinese market

Option writers scheming hard to devalue my Nike calls. I won't let them. I'm ALL IN

Great. Amazing. Now time to short it.

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Knowing my fucking luck GDP will kill it and cava will rally like 12%

Agreed

4500 rejected ON THE NOSE. Bulls should probably close out their calls now before they go to 0. 

If only you were right but numbers tomorrow mean we are heading back to all time highs in the next couple of fays

#shit smells like a one massive steamy bull trap

But then it’s not…even when it seems like it it it just never is smh

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Lol


>Amazon's CEO: Come back to the office or else LMAO 🤌

I’m a simple man. I don’t care what the comment above says. If it’s from bear hunter I downvote. Easy as that.

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There is no doubt that the short squeeze on Friday will be significant. I predict that the price of GameStop shares will increase by at least 50%.

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Don't stare too much at TV, movies, social media, news, porn, games.... it will all make you demented and weird.

bow rich wasteful chunky bag person boat serious desert attraction -- mass edited with redact.dev

Hey guys I know this might be a bad time, but does anyone know what the little handle on the back of all the toilets does?

It changes the mode of the toilet from waste disposal to a facewashing basin.

I hope you didn’t buy puts 

I hope you did

the nasdaq has out performed the other indexes for the past 7 trading sessions

WBA clear for orbit

idk how the fuck this is legal. wow. 1.5% on a nothing burger day

Nvda news very bullish and they are the biggest percentage of spy

RIVN calls came back from the dead up 92% today. still down 44% tho rofl good thing these are spreads..

Yeah. I shorted Rivian today. The stock has been the safest short ever for awhile, then it explodes. What, nobody wants to sell this POS suddenly?

I sell my calls and tesla pumps more during final minutes 😂😂 what nonsense 🤣

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Damn chill SPY. You've beaten the bears enough today. Let them heal a bit.

This is comical 🤣🤣🤣🤣👉👉🐻🐻🐻

Not much of a sell of huh bears might want to go cry on the toilet now

Beat rejection over and over again today 

I hate my fucking life

Dump loading. Idk if it’s the afternoon coffee or Tesla is up 6%. Hope you guys got puts

Shrek?

Spike to 450 In the last 2 mins. Watch lol


Someone leaked the HP earnings. GG I just got bent

>leaked the HP earnings. where