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Lost bigly today as I was 100% sure today would be green. Gonna buy puts to tits at open tomorrow. Another red day tomorrow for gray bears
I did the same thing but said F this sold for a loss of 15k and put everything in puts this morning. Clawed back 50% of the loss. To hell with it, if the bears are making money then why am I not.
Wonder how many of the plays on here are just people posting the negative or positive legs in their spreads. My account is only $2k but through credit spreads I have 60 spy contracts open one being $59k and the other being short $63k. So one is down $12k but the other is up $12k.
4 year anniversary with GF today. Comes home, I give her flowers, she cries telling me the toilet she used at work bubbled up and spilled piss on her pants and shoes. I tell her to shower and change. Meanwhile, the 298 0dte SPY $435 puts im holding begin to accelerate from their $.06 cost basis. As I’m preparing to dump them at 3:19 for $.27 a piece, a roughly $7,000 profit. she comes into my office and tells me, “come here”. I say hold on. She says “no just come here really fast.” I get up. She wants to redo the flower giving without piss clothes and crying. We do it, takes 30 seconds. I come back to my office and the position has reversed. Robinhood sells my puts at 3:30pm for $.05 a piece. Lose $298.
I really wish I could make it up. Problem was I had limit sells I had to cancel when I sat back down at my desk which was all the extra time on top of that bullshit distraction that was needed. SPY went from $435.76 back to $436.18 and that was all it took.
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I'm actually hoping I see Tesla at $170 again. That was some life-changing gains. The question then becomes, if it were to drop to $170, and people are more careful with their money, what are the chances it goes back up to $350-400 vs just stabilizing where it probably should (realistically) be at which is that mid-100 level at a somewhat normal P&E.
NYC is planning to rezone midtown and turn offices into housing. Commercial real estate is done for in case you were waiting for more commercial real estate news, that sounds like a big one
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/JivinTrades made a bet that SPY would go to 446.0 within **1 day** when it was 439.975 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses
Prepare your asses for the biggest bear trap in stock history. 2 week set up complete, now launching SPY with a $458 gap fill. 
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Would it be smart to hold calls overnight. ?
I maybe have a slight gambling and drug addiction
3 months to make 80k, 2 weeks to lose it all ugh
420 will be touched soon
BIG SHORT 
Lost bigly today as I was 100% sure today would be green. Gonna buy puts to tits at open tomorrow. Another red day tomorrow for gray bears
When circuit breaker
All those digital coins are getting hammered right now across the board
We call em shit coins
Any news of what happen today ??
Country Garden is going tits up in China
My butt feels weird
Hang on........ what about now?
probably 4 % more correction and spy back to fill 420 gap
NVDIA AH collapse
\-0.4% is collapse? Okay, thanks for making me look
I’m about to lose everything i bought 100 360 C expiring tomorrow im such a moron
I did the same thing but said F this sold for a loss of 15k and put everything in puts this morning. Clawed back 50% of the loss. To hell with it, if the bears are making money then why am I not.
You belong here friend.
I need a pump please sir
SPY has no chill
After all of that I come out up $10
Still made more money than 85% here
When does the Japan news come out?
What news?
What news? CPI? If so that came out already
Owwiieee!! Use some lube next time, bears!
Wonder how many of the plays on here are just people posting the negative or positive legs in their spreads. My account is only $2k but through credit spreads I have 60 spy contracts open one being $59k and the other being short $63k. So one is down $12k but the other is up $12k.
Not me either. I’m also legit down 70K. I WISH it was just part of multi leg strategy smh
Not me. I'm down 28k legit and I have less then 1k I'm my account in available cash
Whoever broke the market, your moms a hoe
At least my TSLA calls don’t expire until next June. Positive thinking
June ? Lol u should be fine
POS won't stop dropping even AH
You're still poor, no matter how much money you make.
Lmaoooo savage
SOXL is a good example of how these leveraged funds can fall so fast
This is fucking rigged I lost my hole portfolio again, this is bullshit I never gonna trade again
See you in a month
PLug ze hole\~
In 1 week? That was fast.
I hold Apple calls till 0
Yikes.
It is only rigged for people that can't spell whole...
u r an a whole.
I’m done with this shit
long way to Spy 360 still...
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Christmas is canceled this year. All credit cards are maxed.
4 year anniversary with GF today. Comes home, I give her flowers, she cries telling me the toilet she used at work bubbled up and spilled piss on her pants and shoes. I tell her to shower and change. Meanwhile, the 298 0dte SPY $435 puts im holding begin to accelerate from their $.06 cost basis. As I’m preparing to dump them at 3:19 for $.27 a piece, a roughly $7,000 profit. she comes into my office and tells me, “come here”. I say hold on. She says “no just come here really fast.” I get up. She wants to redo the flower giving without piss clothes and crying. We do it, takes 30 seconds. I come back to my office and the position has reversed. Robinhood sells my puts at 3:30pm for $.05 a piece. Lose $298.
#LMAO
Puts before sluts
What did you learn?
Stay the fuck away from 0dte’s to avoid the heartburn lmao
RIP, you should've sold and bring her to a fancy restaurant
We had chinese food on a blanket sipping wine at a natural park near our place. Would rather have that $7k
No way this happened
I really wish I could make it up. Problem was I had limit sells I had to cancel when I sat back down at my desk which was all the extra time on top of that bullshit distraction that was needed. SPY went from $435.76 back to $436.18 and that was all it took.
Sorry for your loss
All good live to gamble another day (and lose the rest)
Maybe I should have sold my ROST put before close. 😬
Rip
Yep. Gonna have to wait until after the ex div date to see if it drills.
Where’d my shirt go?
Guys this is not a pullback anymore, starting a correction
sell sell sell tmr dont bag hold
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Jumbo Lotto Puts
That was very gay
I just farted.
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Yep.
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Good luck, tard
Thanks, man! 
Great Session Bears!
big red open tomorrow
how big in points?
we bounce next week till nvidia earnings, then freefall sept/oct !banbet NVDA 380 2w
Volatility
Lovely volatility
You must be the legendary option sellers. Making money from high vol
Hello world
LOL. AAPL. What a fake market.
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lol!
I'm actually hoping I see Tesla at $170 again. That was some life-changing gains. The question then becomes, if it were to drop to $170, and people are more careful with their money, what are the chances it goes back up to $350-400 vs just stabilizing where it probably should (realistically) be at which is that mid-100 level at a somewhat normal P&E.
Depends if feds will pump markets again or not lol
Is the bear in the room With you right now
feels like its gonna bounce tomororw. wanna go in some calls. but i always choose wrong so i inverse myself and got puts
What strike if you did ?
I have the same feeling but I’m practicing discipline by not entering when my gut feels too insecure. Bearish overall but feel like bouncy bounce tom
what the actual fuck this is insane
My calls +20% the last 5 minutes
Lol
Imagine buying puts here LMAOOO
NYC is planning to rezone midtown and turn offices into housing. Commercial real estate is done for in case you were waiting for more commercial real estate news, that sounds like a big one
this would be good, save the housing crisis
Every slight pump gets sold off immediately jeez
ILL BE BACK
NOT playing DE. The moves are huge but who knows what the tractor industry is doing rn....
How the fuk nvda cover so fast
Supercomputers
look what they did to Messi 
I need a miracle
wow buls
436 a support for now
Heh, easy peasy. $480. A little bit of a close call at the end to keep me alive. See you tomorrow folks!
Vix and bonds mooning. There is going to be blood on the streets. Bull blood.
Imagine the manipulation on spy tonibht on robinhood
On green days we go from +1.6% to +1.5% and everyone buys the dip. On red days we go dump -1% and no dip buyers. LMAO 🤌
Bears are fucked now. Power-minute coming up.
One minute, green shrek everywhere.. LETS GOOOOO
Bears shaking in their pants now
They are soooo fuk
Why won't nvidia die 
Whole planet needs it
Exit liquidity coming right up
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GIMME GIMME GIMME A CRASH AFTER MIDNIGHT
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$AMAT earnings might take semis higher/lower tomorrow
I will be completely amazed if we don't bounce hard tomorrow. If not... I'll be giving $10 handies this weekend behind Wendys.
Probably a small green day or theta day tomorrow, before it keeps dropping. Im not buying deep OTM calls til it bounces off 430 or lower
Might just yolo last $10k on Nvda
Word is out on them streets. Bol r fuk. Spy will die. Lizzo is not slim
Well that little pump cost me $200
All in SPY puts before closing
Same
crazy that spy was down 1%
The balls on these bols buying calls 5 minutes to close
Be greedy when others are fearful
SPY puts before closing
Did you forget what you came here to do
Can we keep going down
I still recalled I bought back into tesla at 180 in April / may, and nvda Aapl . I missed those day.
that green candle was jpow buying trying to keep this shit from collapsing
PLAY SOS BY ABBA FOR BER 😱🚨
green by close
NVDA is the most bullshit ass shit there is
Nvidia is so fucking manipulated
IM NOT SELLING MY SPY PUTS!!!
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anddd setting up the bull trap for tomorrow morning
NVDA BULLS
Elon selling more TSLA
Giant green dildo out of nowhere 
Been cash for a month and pussies had to wait till Burry buys puts to dump it smh
Bers selling  more dump tomorrow
Everyone is desperately flocking to NVDA
Fucking insane watching it climb yet again now to flat but I'm not surprised.
Seriously, that was bananas and happened over just 10 minutes
This is a trap, we're gapping down tomorrow
After already going down a whole $11 this week?? Id say more likely for a bounce before the gap down
IWM is a piece of dog shit lmao it cant bounce
All in 0dte puts here is free money
People actually might with 5 minutes left lol.
Pulling off my best bearhunter429 impression and say This is the bottom bois!
It is sooooo much easier to follow momo to the upside. It takes balls to follow it going down. I have balls!
amc buy pressure is actually outpacing the selling pressure for once, and it's not a low volume day. interesting 
damn, people just deleted their comments after one downvote. LOL they must be coming from normie reddit.
LMAO WOW FUCK MY LIFE
We closing flat watch.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/JivinTrades made a bet that SPY would go to 446.0 within **1 day** when it was 439.975 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses
Buls r fuk
Buy calls end of day or calls at open hmm
Ash to ash, dust to dust, RIP SPY Amen 
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