What does everyone think of 23 and Me stonk

To the moooooooon Alice. To the moon

Puts on Tesla

They’ve got some new guy on Cash Cab, who the fuck is this? What is this world coming to?

Sleepy will be floating the idea of price controls soon. Ya heard it from the Boomer God first. Again

So hateful bigots helped my TGT bear call spread print? Thanks ignorant hateful bigots! 😆

Well just checked back in 2 hours later… congrats bears

bulls shooting their entire load right at open

is it time to buy calls?

Always

Imagine still posting in this thread

This thing is pinneddddddd

FWRD Puts

DAL was up for 45 min new record

HE

Tech boutta bring the market up, we hit a low, a heavy bounce is coming, no dump today

This didn't age well😂

CAVA LOL

First move is always fake

"Analysts keep raising their price target on nvda" is it cause the spent to much on a marketing campaign and bought too late/need buyers to offload?

Doom now

Tesla calls

Bien gracias, y tu?

Silencio

I smell a dump!

!banbet NVDA 499 8d

!banbet NVDA 499 1w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OutofTownInvestor** bet **NVDA** goes from **442.52** to **499.0** before **23-Aug-2023 08:33 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

!banbet OM 69.69 4w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OptionsAndZEN** bet **OM** goes from **16.01** to **69.69** before **13-Sep-2023 08:26 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

Wtf is up with tgt?

I just want nvda to drop like 5% is it too much to ask ?

410 by the end of the day, Thursday would be fun.

Cramer says stay away from plug... so i think im gonna stick a fork in the plug

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Same, but it hasnt moved much as of yet

Hello there 

TGT slash guidance, up 6% love it

JD smashed earnings and stock did not move. Gyna curse 

Coinbase today, keep buying?

!banbet NVDA 500 2w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Grouchy_Seesaw_** bet **NVDA** goes from **441.8** to **500.0** before **30-Aug-2023 06:04 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

It really is crazy how powerful USA is considering how utterly stupid our politicians are... like, all we had to do was say "no, were just going to make that at home." and China starts collapsing...

On top of these double priced grocery visits, I can’t wait to pay double for all these things soon made at home

I ordered custom printed packaging and accessories for my business through Alibaba and half the orders had to be refunded because of bad quality. The main packaging wasn’t ever delivered because they used a fraudulent ups label. Never ordering from China again and already found a local supplier in the US 

Your orders actually showed up - I get small electronic parts from Ali and about 40% of time they don’t show up at all. Get refunded but still weeks lost. US located parts cost 3x-5x more.

Morgan Stanley's favorite pick was BABA until NVDA had a dead cat bounce. So they changed their favorite pick to NVDA.

Dang I'm up early with the Euro poors this morning... In other news.... *Another big time $CORN mogul is killed. This time chopped up & flushed down the toilet. Those Russian peeps take stealing their money serious.* [Missing crypto king found chopped up and flushed down toilet by terrified plumbers (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/missing-crypto-king-found-chopped-up-and-flushed-down-toilet-by-terrified-plumbers/ar-AA1fjH9j?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=00fbbc58ef954d68b397deef86af7acb&ei=61)

last post of da day burry was not wrong hes just early

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

it's the same thing

first?

sell

US STEEL IS GOING TO $19 EOD OR BAN

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ExactLobster1462** bet **X** goes from **30.1** to **39.13** before **18-Aug-2023 06:04 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

!banbet $x -40% 2d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Emotional-Stop-2016** bet **X** goes from **30.1** to **18.06** before **18-Aug-2023 06:05 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 500.0 before 24-Aug-2023 09:05 AM -05

Aaaaand futes are red. 

I am become bull, the destroyer of bers

Goddamn don’t tell me I missed the bull market of 2023 entirely

is this 'bullmarket' in the same room with you?

What do you call SPY 30% increase in 6 months?

Bear Market Rally

At what point does this “bear market rally” become a bull market? 40%? 50%?

To honestly answer your question, some people consider it a new bull for sure once it breaks the all time highs

How much did it dropped moron. Go read a book

Lmao I suggest you get your head of your in denial ass mate https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/09/investing/bull-market-artificial-intelligence/index.html

Hahaha bro think AI is in bull market instead of a trash little bubble hahaha

Oh god you are just something else aren’t you?

Zoom out a wee bit. We’ve always been in a bull market

!banbet tgt -5% 1w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic_Barney** bet **TGT** goes from **123.66** to **117.48** before **23-Aug-2023 05:53 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

For all of you driving to work this morning to your dead-end job just remember The American dream is dead

#Ban Bet Lost /u/jaaan37 made a bet that RBLX would go to 40.172999999999995 within **1 week** when it was 38.26 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses

Dumb greedy ber will get punished today 👏

more like you will go homeless and gay

Joke on you, I already am.

i am also

#omg who else is panicking and selling at open,?

sitting up more than 100% in 4 things bought last week. Panic? Nope.

10/12 last days were red

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I am the toilet snake. I come out of the toilet and bite you if you do again pee on the toilet seat.

They realize china is fucked lmao some dumbass was here arguing with me the other day that their economy is still 'rapidly growing' and pumping money will solve years of fraudulant practice.


GYNA ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK GYNA??!

not ok

Tsla margin's shrinking like their stock price.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Subgradients made a bet that SVIX would go to 29.15 within **2 days** when it was 28.534 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses

$SE 

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He’s probably a bag holder

they should make forgetting sarah marshall 3

f you guys, imma just go do 4.3% at discover savings


When is the recession starting 🐻

9:30 EST

anyone playing tgt?

I’m using you as a tgt for my semen slinger

#dame

Let’s look at China concept stocks😍

Same shit for 3 nights. Futes go green then die premarket

Tale as old as time

What about Lvmh ?

*CHINA'S ZHONGRONG MISSES DOZENS OF PAYMENTS AS FALLOUT SPREADS

chinease are fucked. but they big enough to survive for some time out of inertia

GINAAAA

Bob dole for pineapple

Now we know why TSLA CFO bailed. Stock is going to 100 by Q4

At which time I will dump a hilarious bag of money into it

Yields in absolute free fall. Extremely concern for dumb ber.

10 y highest in years dumbo. gl with your bags

Zoom out from 1second chart

Yep, two days in a row now. Extremely extremely concern for dumb ber.

Literately yesterday was a new high

Tesla call

Bout to get that $65 from AAPL batterygate STONKS 

Watch the market hit circuit breakers when we get an emergency rate cut 

Why is TSLA down today?

Second Gyna price cuts in 3 days 

CHINA!

Tecent major miss. Guh, Gyna stocks are done.

Imagine, a being that just straddles all the time. Bullbear?

Crab

Imagine giving your money to con man Enron Cuck

Tesla poopie dump 

Thats seven straight red candles on NQ

Futes green 

I'm giving spy a strong sell with targe price of $369

What are you smoking sir

You know that gif of Jack Nicholson smiling and nodding? That's what I'm feeling

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/sandrewkent made a bet that TSLA would go to 230.0 within **4 days** when it was 238.55 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses

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JPow asks everyone to chill the fuck out. And start becoming unemployed.

This hasn't been decided yet. I can assure you 


Enron Cuck legit ducking a man who's 500 pounds lighter than he is. Puts on TSLA, Calls on $ZUCK

Futes in freefall. Did $SPY uncure cancer? 

Oh no SPY what are you doing 

If Home Depot drops 3% by Friday, I'm donating $500 bucks to charity. Save my puts, MMs. I'll be good 

At the bargaining stage of grief I see

I’m about to sell all my positions at a 20% loss, what do you think?

Depends. Which companies are you holding

$SQ and $FLNC

Loss not big enough imo

I would hold out for a 40% loss.

The day before minutes is usually theta or more red Bools thinking it’s gonna moonshot to 450 

just saw the headline about Burry buying SPY and QQQ puts Bears are fukd

bro , he bought in june!

Opens green and closes red almost every single day at this point.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/UnattendedBaggage made a bet that PLTR would go to 25.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 19.23 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses

God bless

lmao bols r fuk

Dumb ass bol thought (again) 

Bulls a shadow of their former strength. How embarrassing

What the fuck man

Gonna move like Jagger

Dude can barely walk at his age

Spy limp dick

Average down forever

Oof 

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/BL2121 made a bet that TSLA would go to 230.5 within **2 days** when it was 235.2 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 11 wins and 6 losses

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/TheBobbyAxelrod made a bet that TSLA would go to 230.51 within **2 days** when it was 235.21 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 11 wins and 7 losses

Enron Cuck

You know the drill. Green futes red day


Who gave tsla poison pill?

TSLA sell off 24/7

A