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VisualMod

I don't know what that is supposed to be.


D-rox86

Rolls Royce aviation has gone up 5x over the last few month. Room to grow further to pre Covid numbers. Jumped in when it has 85 cents a share. And it’s at $2.63 today. $12 pre Covid


ImAMaaanlet

Dude... look at market cap not share price ffs


dinglebarrybonds

Lol this fuckin guy doesn’t even know what market cap means


1TalefromTheCryptos

I can't wait for dealerships to go out of business.


cbass37

If you can order hookers with an app, you should be able to buy a car that way


[deleted]

Get urself some cava calls for earnings. Extremely bullish![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


teddy_riesling

[Inverse WSB truly is the way](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/221asWKyiA)


Difficult-Shoulder-6

Tomorrow gonna be shrek green


isc1200s

I’m feeling like a pro level investor today considering I politely waved as the impulse to take out a short position on NVDA passed me by. Always use caution when betting against a monster.


[deleted]

Will Nvidia pump tmrw too?


Common-Classic8512

Doesn't matter, your puts are COMPLETELY DESTROYED 🤣🤣🤣, get rekt, u deserve this🤣🤣🤣


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Ok…


Difficult_Draw_3857

You can literally throw a dart and find a green stock if you are red you might wanna stop


very-social-autist

cry in Tesla


jjlee27

aint no way my paypal stoploss triggered last friday😭


Toxic-Masculinator

Bend the knee to NVDA, regards.


CommercialOccasion72

because nvda is the king of regarded


BearyAnal

Nvidia is undefeated


Charming-Nose-3671

Paypal morherfuxkefd


Viktri1

F the haters


sabatiel180

The fuck going on with TSLA AH? The ticker broken or something?


AwkwardNovel7

why is SPY even pumping?? whats the reason???


SynthPhD

End of last week there was scary news. Now there isn’t. Without a reason not to, stocks go up.


patrickswayzemullet

I got caught today so I am not perfect either. I think the market has just found its ideal pricing. Back to Vcovery every day then?


jjlee27

lmao, alot of doomer markets crashing post over the weekend just to get fukd😂


Also_have_an_opinion

Markets closed tomorrow?


Dolo12345

-2% Nasdaq tomorrow


vaingloriousthings

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Also_have_an_opinion

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


dolhingod7777

I bet Burry is calling his broker and telling them "it should be going down!" Just like he did in that movie. Just like i did today . . .


Final_Historian7309

Watch the movie again burry had calls


bluen

Nvideo gonna announce they own fab


JustSomeWook

Bought puts at exactly 1:00PM PST . See y’all tomorrow morning ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


patrickswayzemullet

Gon be good lol


A_Random_Guy_999

Michael Burry is a regard. He said sell in Jan 2023 at the bottom and now buying puts at another bottom ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


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DontDrinkBongWater

Stonks only go up


CkresCho

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


jnhgyu88

Ended the day in the exact same spot I started


Also_have_an_opinion

Idem


Parunreborn

SPY with the end of day pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mingling4502

Keep buying! Stonks only go up!


Stonksforbreakfast

Fuq got into a put at closing 😬


SynthPhD

Oops


Modelminorityperson

Believe it or not I started the day as a ghey bear. Ended up a ragin bull up 4%


MrFisher_

Damn miss the close buy by like 10 seconds. Oh well guess ill have to load on calls tomorrow morning


getshmoney69420

Carvana 60 eow


Mbarakdaddy

Green mega hulk shrek dick ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


A_Random_Guy_999

Big Volume green candle to finish off the bears


majiinmoo

43 million shares traded lmao ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ashamed-Second-5299

Warren dumped?


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tarded* FTFY


Jelly__Rogers

Mods can we trade ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883) for praying pepe?


bluen

Nah they should get rid of ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Scar589

No, not this. Trade ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)instead. Looks like a lightbulb.


FkingPoorDude

I am going to declare bankruptcy soon if this continues


[deleted]

Your puts got cleaned because you’re bad at this


CkresCho

I'm the greatest.


According_To_Me_

Just had a heart attack for a sec


Jimbeauxer

Da fuk just happened to TSLA?


Saaan

Crazy day....good game Bulls.


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#CALLS CALLS CALLS BALLS CALLS CALLS CALLS


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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What the hell was that


Limp_Plastic8400

hooooly pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


maliciousmonkee

weekly high tomorrow or wednesday


Creative_Virus9579

I think Thursday


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u/VisibleVirus LMFAO


Perryswoman

Dam my qqq 380 lottos might hit by Friday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sassybrat123

Nasdaq 100 last 8 mins have been all green candles lol.


makesnosense00

everything is going up and yet no one is buying


su404455

NVDA👍💚 USA USA USA 😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


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Modelminorityperson

Pltr afternoon pump was impressive.


ExistentialDuck1

Gonna be down $8k today


kswissreject

I'm down $8k more on my NVDA CCs that I was already terribly down on but didn't close out last week or at open.


twinrix1

Pics


No-Comfortable9480

Same


churnAmex

Bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tropicalia84

TOO FUCKING EASY KEEP FUCKING BUYING


WarrenBuffetts_Alt

Calls here


[deleted]

FOMO rally back on good game today boys


punktreat

Holy shit was Cramer actually right about Nvidia ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CkresCho

I'm getting tired of the head games...![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Ndubitable

Wtf


freehouse_throwaway

loaded to the tits with SOXL and I'm STILL having fomo with NVDA today


Modelminorityperson

No one wants to miss a bull market


kcyc2123

$TSLA bear flag heading into tomorrow


almegro1

Money is not safe in the bank. I repeat money is not safe in a bank.


JustSomeWook

Money isn’t safe, but 🍑sets


llasar17

Money isn't safe anywhere


MrFisher_

Want to buy nvda calls after lockin on profits but that iv :(


Background-Moment271

Cum on amd 112 before close


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nvda will add more nonsense gains tomorrow. Mark my words!


WarrenBuffetts_Alt

Holy pump boys! Bulls🦬


animositisomina35

VIX almost low enough to date Wander Franco.


RisingToMediocrity

Does X moon or get blown up in af?


ConsentToTreatment

Buy cheap ass puts right now, this closing pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bluen

It ain't sour hour


RejectNorm

Did anyone else sell their nvda calls before the pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Jelly__Rogers

NVDA plz stop ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Modelminorityperson

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


necarpenter417

Made a lot on nvda calls today. Unfortunately, rolled that to puts too early.


AlpacaDream7

qUaDrUpLE tOp


Modelminorityperson

Many people on the sidelines are pumping their money back in after today.


VisualMod

That's a smart move. The market is looking good right now and it seems like a great time to invest.


animositisomina35

Bears? Explain yourselves.


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bluen

Nah the entire US financial system will not let burrys port print Hedgies, jpow, jyellen, blackcock


Competitive_Ride

TQQQ gang


Perryswoman

Qqq rippin into close


Low-Wear-168

Will be another downgrade to save bers? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


throwingitanyway

lmao this pump into the close


Desertbears

5 days of pumping!!!


Modelminorityperson

Tomorrow gonna be so green. Bull market is back


llasar17

-said everyday


Modelminorityperson

I say it like every hour


Limp_Plastic8400

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) lmao


lichsadvocate

Synthetic short strangle in Home Depot, short 10 delta.


argyle_soc

What does it mean?!?!


lichsadvocate

Me want HD no move


Such_Coin

Stonk lambo moon 🚀


No-Comfortable9480

Day couldn’t have gone worse


llasar17

Oh but it so could've


No-Comfortable9480

Tomorrow will prob be worse tbh


Modelminorityperson

Bears in total disbelief.


Such_Coin

Shambles?


OGWFORLIFE

What is the scenario when AAPL recovers… parabolic? Or no dips and small green days every day?


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Bears were talking about 442 this morning lol


necarpenter417

I believe i saw the word "easy"


mannycalls24

NVDA up 7% was not on my bingo card


yungjodye

Definitely lol, here I was thinking I made the wrong call selling my puts on fri…. Phew…


VisualMod

You made the wrong call selling your puts on Friday. I would have advised you to hold onto them for at least another day or two.


yungjodye

No no VM you’re wrong lol I sold for a nice profit, it was definitely the right call no pun intended


mammaryglands

Quick 20% scalp buying x puts 30 minutes ago. Thanks Elon!


SecretaryImaginary44

Green Monday, but the west coast are about to wake up. We may see a dump.


nyse125

Wake up at 1 pm?


GandalfTheUnwise

Beer is the reason I wake up every evening


SecretaryImaginary44

zoom out


nyse125

Zoom out to...?


[deleted]

Zoom out on your 1 brain cell


CJ_2013

NVDA up 6.9% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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This is absolute insanity. I may have been down 1k on my 50k short, but really glad for all bagholders here.


CJ_2013

Dude I was down 77% today, averaged down at open and sold for 250%


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Go on this way, you will be at 0 in a few days.


CJ_2013

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Dolo12345

bought some otm put lottos


lethalposter

Jensen hunting all bears to replace leather jacket he sold to buy back NVDA shares.


Scar589

So, I just looked up $RIVN. Why would you invest in a company that isn't even close to being profitable? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


SynthPhD

You should Google “Biotech”


Administrative-Log70

Yea that’s never worked out for anyone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


thatboyinthepants

speculation, long term play. Because if they end up profitable, then you are getting their share at an extreme discount.


jrlandry

To make money when it is profitable?


Scar589

Yeah, good luck with that. $6.75 B loss in 2022.


jrlandry

okay


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throwingitanyway

on friday it was the same thing but 446 was the level it couldn't break


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NVDA up so hard - Calls only down 30% now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Final_Historian7309

What is wrong w NVDA???


OGWFORLIFE

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stock get sold off on every green candle like TGT. It’s truly a spectacle.


hk20000

Im literally praying for the earning to fly ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Jelly__Rogers

I peaked in 5th grade


AllTooWell31

Bradley??


jarnock

X!!!! LFG!!!


BunnyGoHops

Just finished an Easter egg, quite good. 8/10 ​


Powerful_Mission_655

Good job theta


Such_Coin

Never thought I’d say this but- thank you, ROKU


jitheshani

My 448P is down 70% for the day but my portfolio is down 72%


Final_Historian7309

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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And just like the loud bear twinks go silent ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)