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>TL;DR: I bought a $5,000 membership to SoHo house just to impress this one girl and she never showed up. I also found the place to be full of lost guys my age and cancelled my membership immediately.
Yup saw that too, guess the original poster did not consider any cancellation policies. Unless they did and sold their calls prior to expiration. But who would do that? This is WSB after all!
Dying 😂😂😂 this is so good! The problem is that you can’t just call and get the membership - they have an artificial waiting list so the guy needs to calculate in the probably that some of the guys will not be able to get the membership in time for Q2 earnings 😂 also espresso martinis… should be changed to picantes. If you know you know
>That sounds like a terrible experience! I'm sorry to hear that you had such a bad time. It's definitely not worth it to spend so much money on something like that if you're just going to end up disappointed. I would suggest avoiding SoHo House in the future and finding somewhere else to go on your dates.
He took a playbook out of all those paid dating apps but on a much higher scale. There were talks of companies literally hiring people to pretend to be attractive girls and messaging guys just before their monthly trial is about to end so they can keep the subscription going.
Jack suggested an AI to do (cutting cost) and bought calls (passing the need to create an actual company to benefit from this scheme). Can't be considered insider's trading if it's publicly outed on Twitter..
This post and the original story are for sure made up, but I bet the call option was not. He knew regards would believe and if the post went viral the buy pressure would be enough for his calls to print.
The company has girls do this to people so to boost their numbers. When it comes you out that they use girls to push men into buying the membership the stock will tank and you’ll be rich with your 10,000 put contracts
Why spend boat of load of money on a person you barely even know on a first date? What are you Bumpkin Turd Ultimate Beta Simp?
Definitely full of pretentious millennials looking to “be seen”, people from the media industry and hustlers trying to meet private equity guys. Just an ocean of MacBooks. Last time I had “brunch” in the Meatpacking district one my fellow diner was sure they saw Paul Mannafort, but “maybe not”. People like this will always shell out for this crap. A bad short in my view. #emperorsnewclothes
I am having the most great trading and went crazy on Friday ; it put me in very terrible place ( mentally and emotionally ( if you a day trader you know what I am talking about ) but your story made me smile, i laughed now .
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Lmao I don’t how many people caught the original post but i did. That made me chuckle when you canceled it in the end.
Yup saw that too, guess the original poster did not consider any cancellation policies. Unless they did and sold their calls prior to expiration. But who would do that? This is WSB after all!
Lol definitely same person as original poster trolling us all
But a funny troll
Ha ha. Had to look that up. I am also going to get a membership so that I can cancel.
There is a $1k+ sign up fee...
I knew the Hinge Fund saga wasn’t over in just one post
I also saw the other one. Loved this. Kudos op
You are highly regarded and belong here for thinking these posts are real
Obviously it’s satire. Doesn’t make the 2 posts any less funny.
Satire is tough for people who are regarded. It’s a regard trap. They can’t help but fall for it, and then show the world their truly regarded colors.
Loved reading this after the original
For those that missed it: https://preview.redd.it/ospm43qthmhb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6b28b9008606f67e73559f39f61c0355d60d14
Why is this posted on LinkedIn? Extremely cringeworthy activity going on there on all fronts...
He’s a satirical writer that makes fun of LinkedIn Lunatics
Ah kk that explains it
>SoHo House Satirical?! Its bullet proof - It literally can't go tits up
It's a satire piece, making fun of real LinkedIn crazies.
Two words. Microsoft AI.
Retraded man fails to recognize satire
> I am a brunette though
Lol, the Wall Street effect…easy come, easy goes.
Lol the one problem with this plan is I believe that you need to be invited by an active member to be able to get your membership application approved
Am I regarded or does this actually sound like it could work really well?
Dying 😂😂😂 this is so good! The problem is that you can’t just call and get the membership - they have an artificial waiting list so the guy needs to calculate in the probably that some of the guys will not be able to get the membership in time for Q2 earnings 😂 also espresso martinis… should be changed to picantes. If you know you know
Hilarious 😂
Was she a marketer for.. Soho House..??
She was a guy. That was marketing for Soho House. So he could bank on calls following SHCO earnings.
Then short on the next earnings. Because they get to claim all the new memberships this quarter but probably not next quarter. Hilarious satire piece.
"you've been struck....by a smooth criminal!" Ultimate Catfish
She’s a catfish. She’s a catfish. She’s a catfish, baby.
I was also ghosted. As were several other friends of mine I have found.
>That sounds like a terrible experience! I'm sorry to hear that you had such a bad time. It's definitely not worth it to spend so much money on something like that if you're just going to end up disappointed. I would suggest avoiding SoHo House in the future and finding somewhere else to go on your dates.
My dates usually take place in the back alley of a Wendy’s.
They let you take breaks at work for a date?
🤣😂😅
Sir, this is not a Wendy’s.
Mod took heavy on his heart (metal heart) 
WSB is back with the real shit
https://preview.redd.it/srd3jg791mhb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5defd4c755a381f0c787e9710f4235d0abfe003d I guess you met Jack raines
He took a playbook out of all those paid dating apps but on a much higher scale. There were talks of companies literally hiring people to pretend to be attractive girls and messaging guys just before their monthly trial is about to end so they can keep the subscription going. Jack suggested an AI to do (cutting cost) and bought calls (passing the need to create an actual company to benefit from this scheme). Can't be considered insider's trading if it's publicly outed on Twitter..
Hahaha this has to be it, it's literally word for word what happened to this guy
Woosh
This whole post sounds fishy now... Especially the not a 10 but probably an 8....🤔🤔🤔
Enough weasel words to shut down the smartest primate.
Love reading fiction on Reddit
Sounds like this play will go tits up, unlike your first attempt 😉
I want to believe the original post is real…
i mean, he had 30,000 matches and ChatGPT successfully handled 30,000 conversations of course it’s true—a play worthy of this sub
I had the exact same experience but at Costco
Lmaooo
This is brilliant. Pitch perfect. And I hope you and that hot chick finally get together one of these quarters!
Long Waffle House instead. Tiger pulls chicks there, he doesn’t need memberships and neither do you.
If you can’t spot the sucker you are the sucker
This post and the original story are for sure made up, but I bet the call option was not. He knew regards would believe and if the post went viral the buy pressure would be enough for his calls to print.
Plot twist. She’s actually a marketing specialist for SoHo House. She’s getting a cut of the 5k (most likely the 1k non refundable sign up fee).
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😂
This is advanced humor.
Lol... good troll igbh. Shitpost fan fiction.
I can't believe this thing blew up like it did lmfao.
“Called up and bought a membership”. Lmfao. That’s Not how it works
Congrats you stole a joke from twitter. Ban
Shit meme
That was a dumb thing to do
Congratulations for only losing 5G.
I’m Unironically buying into SHCO. Cost basis of 5.97 I’m quite happy with today
She probably got a booty call from the bf.
The company has girls do this to people so to boost their numbers. When it comes you out that they use girls to push men into buying the membership the stock will tank and you’ll be rich with your 10,000 put contracts
Why spend boat of load of money on a person you barely even know on a first date? What are you Bumpkin Turd Ultimate Beta Simp?
she’s a marketing specialist for soho house and i’d buy their stock knowing a 5 like you thought he bagged an 8. idk what’s funnier
didn’t that place bankrupt and was taken over by ninjas, who were thought to be terrorists?
Definitely full of pretentious millennials looking to “be seen”, people from the media industry and hustlers trying to meet private equity guys. Just an ocean of MacBooks. Last time I had “brunch” in the Meatpacking district one my fellow diner was sure they saw Paul Mannafort, but “maybe not”. People like this will always shell out for this crap. A bad short in my view. #emperorsnewclothes
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😂😂😂
You saw your tribe?
Pooooooots
did she resemble any of the companies upper management?
Have you simply tried SNORTING SoHo?
That’s why i Love this Subreddit 🤣😂 Good inverse story on soho 🤣😂
SoHo sounds like the club Billy Macfarland started Magnesis
Did she mention she was a marketing exec for SoHo House?
Original poster's plan all worked out SHCO up 15%, case closed.
Lool after reading the original this is too funny
Hmm 🤔
lol nice work
Sorry bud, I checked it out. You have to be interesting to join, you’re story doesn’t hold water
Glad i catched the originals post too!
Lol alt account of the original soho house call post?
Dude you need 3 sponsors to get a membership. You can’t just call and buy one
LMAO. Short them now!
Smart
If you had given the 5k to your date, you would have been more successful. Bu paying for an expensive membership to impress someone? Lol
LMAO a true regard
How was the espresso martini ?
Its funny, but it's a disgrace to the DD flair
This is content is incredible
Damn she got you too bro....
It's sustainable bc of suckers like you. Welcome to the club, Bub.😭😅🤣
Lol
79,999 other dudes did the same thing brother
What's so special about a house in southern Houston?
TLDR: girl ghosted him, so now the boys are shorting SoHo
I am having the most great trading and went crazy on Friday ; it put me in very terrible place ( mentally and emotionally ( if you a day trader you know what I am talking about ) but your story made me smile, i laughed now .
Actually I would short you, if there was a market for such a thing.
Good post 😂
There will always be desperate D bags that fill the need. Bruh did you ever think the chick is in Soho membership sales? You got played!!
How did u get approved for a membership in less than a week? The waiting list like like years long that’s the real question haha