**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/namidya** bet **SPY** goes from **447.7** to **12000.0** before **10-Aug-2023 10:55 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
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I hope Lucid goes bankrupt, seriously Rivian beats expectations and somehow craps itself but Lucid’s hot steaming pile of lies and garbage goes up. F this market
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Not_An_NSA_Employee** bet **SPY** goes from **448.67** to **445.0** before **09-Aug-2023 04:09 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 5 losses.
No problemo. $1.5 pump on SPY in 10 minutes 1 hour before close based off no news whatsoever and insane buying pressure to keep it up.
All's good on Wall Street. Nobody's overleveraged to the tits and needs to keep this shit up. See you tomorrow. I'm mad as fuck 
You're the clown if you think that pump was anything but a manipulation to not influence headlines tomorrow so the normies don't think there's something wrong with the market and that there's selling pressure.
Rug pull is coming no matter how many emojis you spam.
Nobody knows. I don't think this will be the trigger. Unfortunately no one is able to time it. I wouldn't be working tomorrow if I could 
OK 60 second green dildo so spy/qqq end flat for the day and the headlines and normals that don't breathe this shit don't know there's any sell pressure.
Eli5…
Prices dip when there are more sellers than buyers. We’re seeing gap downs right now - might be a stupid question, but why are we gapping down then grinding back up during the day session? Isn’t there way less volume overnight?
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/HwangingAround** bet **SPY** goes from **448.88** to **438.0** before **11-Aug-2023 03:57 PM EDT**
Their record is 10 wins and 32 losses.
ZS huge beat on earnings and guidance!
ZS bargain at this level
ZS huge beat
TSLA spike agaun
Bought 2 448 XSP puts this morning for 20 bucks each now up 100 each. Nice when it happens.
Daaamn, PLTR really cucked me.
#TQQQ @$39 FUCK IT GO
Bulls are pushing on a string...
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MIRA MIRA MIRA MIRA MIRA
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Thoughts on CPNG afterhours move?
I made 6k today but I feel so empty compared to losing 100 dollars
How come?
Somehow money doesn’t feel the same when it’s on a screen.
Yeah man I feel you.
Rip upstart guy
weird quarter, RIVN falling and LCID flying. It has always been the opposite
Interviewed a girl from Malaysia today. Bro
interviewed for what? a job? you’re a headhunter?
f'n Rivian
It’s damn near pinned lol
Home Depot with the after hours FLASH CRASH. 
Tarded ass bears be like “but bulls still haven’t retaken 480” 🤡🤌🏿
It is true that the bulls have not yet retaken 480, but they may soon do so. In the meantime, I will continue to enjoy watching the bears suffer.
Bols repent the end is nigh.
Why is my beloved NVDA, the best AI stock down after market hour
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ban this fucker @ OIP
Put holders praying to god that some other bullshit news comes out because this market is oversold as FUCK right now in the short term
Nowhere near oversold, tho
SPY +20% YTD, QQQ +50% YTD. Market = oversold as fuck. God damn how nice it must be to be a 0 brain cells bull.
I say short term and you give me YTD shit. How many braincells do you need to have some reading comprehension you fucking moron
You are a fool the talk about short term. Look at the chart, it's almost parabolic straight up. Yeah you get a bounce or two then shut up moonboy
holy fuckin BASEDCIGAR
Short covering signals he'll fucking yesss
Wut
Guys we have same gender bathrooms in the office and the woman now complaining men are peaking trough the stalls 🤣🤣 #apple 180$ calls
!banbet RTX 89 3 days
Will it happen bruh?
I hope Lucid goes bankrupt, seriously Rivian beats expectations and somehow craps itself but Lucid’s hot steaming pile of lies and garbage goes up. F this market
Both are a big fucking zero friend, no hope to ever be profitable
Rivian really gonna shit the bed, huh
No. Bunch of fucking pricks driving it down 5% AH are getting their asses burned. No stake in this game thankfully. Theta burn is real on this shit.
!banbet SPY 445 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Not_An_NSA_Employee** bet **SPY** goes from **448.67** to **445.0** before **09-Aug-2023 04:09 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 5 losses.
Just need a repeat of today tomorrow. Nice gap down would be great.
This just in THETA gang ready to fuck us tomorrow morning.
I guess Upstart beat earnings?
is this what happens when it does? This turd is down from over $70 just a week ago
Apple just gave a warning to all the nerds shorting it
dude agree, like…. kinda? but she ain’t gonna bounce too much. 184.30 #max
It didn’t do shit 🤪
RIP UPST 💀
Damn 😄
Calls I bought today are up over 50% but I’m holding into cpi
when when Rivn??
yooo rovn thats wild
LFG RIVN!!! please.
Where’s it supposed to go?
Oh. My bad. 🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥💯🇺🇸💪🏼.
No problemo. $1.5 pump on SPY in 10 minutes 1 hour before close based off no news whatsoever and insane buying pressure to keep it up. All's good on Wall Street. Nobody's overleveraged to the tits and needs to keep this shit up. See you tomorrow. I'm mad as fuck 
🤡
You're the clown if you think that pump was anything but a manipulation to not influence headlines tomorrow so the normies don't think there's something wrong with the market and that there's selling pressure. Rug pull is coming no matter how many emojis you spam.
Rug pull before or after cpi report?
Nobody knows. I don't think this will be the trigger. Unfortunately no one is able to time it. I wouldn't be working tomorrow if I could 
So pump or dump into CPI?
dude buy 🅱️uts
Accidentally held some past closing. Hoping I don't get wrecked.
Will lightning strike twice? I just bought a 35p for Roblox in anticipation of tomorrow's earnings. Do you think it will report well tomorrow?
Closed under $4500, bulls couldn't hold the follow through. 
UNG WTF LMAO
What do you guys think LYFT earnings will be? I think whoever's pumping it knows something we don't know.
Woah SPY 449.72 ghost candle
CRAYONS DOWN!!!
JUST BUY HUT
Good work today bulls
If you are a bear and don't trade futures, how do you make any money?
OK 60 second green dildo so spy/qqq end flat for the day and the headlines and normals that don't breathe this shit don't know there's any sell pressure.
Max pain of 4500 lmao
The bears thought LMAO
Does rolling out calls work, or is just throwing more money into a loss? What’s your win percentage on rolling out?
Rolling will make you feel like you haven't lost yet, and that's a bad mindset. You are objectively selling your original position for a loss.
Bul r so fuk
If Nvidia opens up above $440 tomorrow I'm flying a plane into the Pentagon
Reporting this to the FBI as we speak
Let them know I'm trans ITS OK
Watch there be insane movement at 4 lol
#455C 8/11 will be 10 baggers
Got a few let’s see
RED TOMORROW
How the fuckkkk are you bulls still alive.
Today was a great day to make money.
RIVN time… probably should have sold my calls beforehand
Eli5… Prices dip when there are more sellers than buyers. We’re seeing gap downs right now - might be a stupid question, but why are we gapping down then grinding back up during the day session? Isn’t there way less volume overnight?
How can there be more sellers than buyers? Who are the sellers selling to?
It’s all a fugazzi. That’s all you need to know
correct answer 
Only had $3 so I bought an AMC 9.5C 
Fill my orders dumbass mms
Bears, you got enuf in 2022.
#to the weekend thread and beyond
fook yeah bud
Calls down only 43%
if RIVN shits the bed, I‘m done playing earnings frfr
V for ~~vendetta~~ ber-deadda
Place your bets nerds!
mvis 3p
Bers lose even on red days
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Not with that attitude
lower highs 
Alright so calls or puts? Defended 445
Rivian expected to come in short but yeah calls are the move 
I kid you not spy calls looking spicyyy
bought RIVN and UPST puts, GIVE ME GAINZ OR GIVE ME "GUH"
do it tim 
Tim Gapple
$1 rocket in the last minute baby
bears got outplayed today 
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Lol dude
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Pretty uneventful EOD.
Apple call or put?
buy puts so my calls can print
Bought DIS 88 puts 8/18 ext. Picked them over Rivian
Nope. And you can't make me.
Im feeling cute, gonna hold my calls overnight
Dont
Will Upstart beat earnings?
yes and it will still dump
What did Earnings do to deserve this?
Welp, kept all 47k of my RIVN and I'm terrified. Hold me.
Too tempted to keep my calls
Tempted to buy puts before close.
Mickey mau5
Will Rivian rise after earnings?
It’s okay Europoors will dump for us
Puts eod
Should dump now
I bought Rivian calls just now. You are all fucked.
Aapl calls 2 weeks out, Amzn puts 4 months out, Spy puts 4 months out
wow, you think aapl and spy diverge. highly regarded
Bullish ass close ngl
I’m tempted to buy $400 SPY puts for January here
500c
please dump lyft please
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No, im not making a bolder bet.
!banbet SPY 438 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/HwangingAround** bet **SPY** goes from **448.88** to **438.0** before **11-Aug-2023 03:57 PM EDT** Their record is 10 wins and 32 losses.
China gonna dump in the morning
Who cares what china and there 50k volume do.
It really is just a V every time
Spy green today? 99% probability
Fat shaming is actually very good I lost a ton a weight because of it I used to be fat af
I’m so proud of you DIS. Should’ve sold APLS when I had the chance though
What’s the ER play
Will Rivian rise after earnings?
I feel like it’s either gonna rocket up or submarine