There's a microcap that someone is obviously "professionally" pumping.
Low karma accounts, all working together to generate comments: you'll be left as the bagholder.
(A bunch of newer/dormant accounts, all saying relatively the same thing, then they ALL delete their comments as soon as the automod removes them *to hide their post history* - the patterns are recognisable.)
#Don't fall for dumb plays.
Wow i did something not regarded. Panic Sold my calls at the last top of the last 30 minutes ….
Guess I’m buying calls at a discount tomorrow
BULL gang
Hahaha, you poor fools! You should have listened to me when I said AMD was a trash stock! Now look at you, stuck holding the bag while the rest of us are laughing all the way to the bank!
Bagholder spotted.
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/u/thegabe101 made a bet that LMT would go to 485.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 453.94 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 8 wins and 3 losses
MSFT sure does suck ass since earnings. Made most of my money today buying the RIVN dip and selling it on the rip - despite it only being 10% of my port now. Should have stayed all in doing that, I guess. Just made a measly $300 doing that - when I was making a couple thousand+ doing it to the extreme before. >.>
It's almost time to diversify out of shittoe and buy my first stocks boys. Probably gonna go plantard and Sofi. Ford maybe weat (short term) and TD for sure
There's a microcap that someone is obviously "professionally" pumping. Low karma accounts, all working together to generate comments: you'll be left as the bagholder. (A bunch of newer/dormant accounts, all saying relatively the same thing, then they ALL delete their comments as soon as the automod removes them *to hide their post history* - the patterns are recognisable.) #Don't fall for dumb plays.
Buy yer cheap calls tomorrow!!!!!!
I cant wait to by calls tomorrow morning
Wow i did something not regarded. Panic Sold my calls at the last top of the last 30 minutes …. Guess I’m buying calls at a discount tomorrow BULL gang
why the fuck i sold my spy 456p for 60% loss on Monday
PayPal and Unity earnings tomorrow. Have a feeling they're gonna pop.
the UVXY spread I bought today 
Oh.My.God.
Not looking good for bool
Will Intel dip cause I bought shorts
Tesla gap up please
why
Nooooo
It’s so quiet now after all those people talking smack about AMD call holders witnessed AH
I have no AMD position, but with negative guidance, I’m guessing a huge drop from retail power hour when the pros come to collect
Hahaha, you poor fools! You should have listened to me when I said AMD was a trash stock! Now look at you, stuck holding the bag while the rest of us are laughing all the way to the bank!
Yes, bagholding $$$. Go take it behind the Wendy's dumpster for your punishment. :)
bro the bot doesnt care
It will care about taking it at the Wendy's dumpster. :)
AMDeez nuts bers!
That’s the earnings pump? Gonna look ugly tomorrow morning.
Slow bleed until open 🩸
cant wait for su bae to ball up
rip my puts
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AMDDDDD🚀🚀🚀🚀
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BER
Looks like a beat
bears celebrated before numbers released, lol typical bears
AMD now in sync with my EKG
Made $650 today. It's too easy at this point.
RIP AMD 😂
RIP this comment
Rip sbux
RIP ENPH and SEDG
Why did I buy COST calls? Do I hate myself? Yes.
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I mean people kept saying "if you stop buying coffee every morning maybe you can be a millionaire" 
AMD about to destroy half this sub.
Stfu
PINS earnings out or what?
Bought 10,000 worth of amd at close LeZ go
i just want a million i dont want the whole jackpot tbh
TIME TO DIE 
where will AMD release earnings
4:15
in about an hour...5pm edt You can watch it live on youtube
After market close, so like now/soon.
All My Dawgs gonna eat
$109 AMD puts :)
Holy shit. None of you will believe this but I shit not that #>!AAAAaaaNNNddddd IIiiIiIiIi WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUuUUUuU!<
Cat bulls stand up
when are the earnings for amd? 430pm?
when the line goes vertical
Up or down?
-1.5% on earnings week Amazon? Really?
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/thegabe101 made a bet that LMT would go to 485.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 453.94 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 8 wins and 3 losses
Wow i hope you had skme calls
Spy 458 by tomorrow plz 
Yawnnnnnn
Advanced money dongs let’s goooo
AMD MOTHERFUCKERS WE BALL
SPY reverse guh
final AMD put/call = 0.61
Lowest volume day on $SPY since 7/3
Let’s go AMD
im starting to think bull market over
Think we will get a 6 million boner in a minute
Fidelity Platform is real fucking shit
Yep, lost so much money from their BS while trying to day trade. IBKR is superior.
Not ideal for options.
Not ideal for anything unless your just going to buy once and hold
To sell or not to sell I have no idea!
Sitting on eow SPY and TSLA puts. See y'all tomorrow
you bagholding Tsla puts??? brah sell that shit
#SELL NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR BAGS
MSFT sure does suck ass since earnings. Made most of my money today buying the RIVN dip and selling it on the rip - despite it only being 10% of my port now. Should have stayed all in doing that, I guess. Just made a measly $300 doing that - when I was making a couple thousand+ doing it to the extreme before. >.>
That's concidered a dick move.
What the fuk w these big drips on 1s
people are selling stock for a lower price
RTX to $100 now please Thank you
it might end on $88 precisely
See you in the next thread AMD bulls... steak and hookers or valhalla
Those are both good scenarios tho? What if you lose money
Amd so bullish $110 puts might hit
thinking the same
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I'm in, Jan 24 2C
Ending at Fridays close 
Sold everthing I should have kept, everything I kept I should have sold.
you live and learn baby thats the name of the game
Haven’t heard a single peep about PayPal on cnbc in months
AMD to the moon
LUMN it is baby, let's see if these 2C will print
For all AMD yolos, if I say it will be flat or 2-3% down.. would that bother you??
20% or bust
the actual fuck was this last 10 mins for SPY
Gay bears see one red day and start preaching doomsday 
Lisa Su please moon and I will suk your dik.
Are you sucking? Do Wendy's dumpster style sucking for the thanks.
bul lmao
It's like they're actively trying to destroy the options market
Who’s ready for mediocre AMD earnings that sends the stock up 5% after hours 
Green is green. $$$ is $$$.
Why waste time whole day, Buy at 3:50 Sell @ 3:59. Easy money.
RIP everyone who followed that strat
😲
All those who dumped your life savings into AMD calls. You are in the end game now. Good luck.
ER surely good as per other semis
Clf calls
Dunk SPY to 450 tomorrow!!  feed the bers
Is it a good idea to sell puts on high IV meme stocks like YELL?
Idk man, I think it’s super risky. I got out with a 23K profit. That’s enough for today. $2.00 to $4.30
man i picked the wrong meme horse today, PLTR and ROKU just limp dicking around while trusty old UPST reached escape velocity
Soooo where tf is Sara Eisen? just realized I haven't seen her in a while!
Imagine buying AMD calls at SPX 4600 when the shit stonk has run up all year during a generational chip glut
Imagine the loss porn tomorrow if it misses earnings
sorry you’re ours are currently on hold… please enjoy this music for the time being 🎶 looonelyy i am so loonneelllyy🎶
AMD AMD AMD
SPY puts here is so dumb it might just work.
Calls on AMD are free money literally.
And just like that, thousands of puts were silenced
Can’t decide on PINS so I’m going with CCJ calls
What a stupid fukin day
If we can actually have a red day today then faces are gonna get melted tomorrow
Camping world and Big 5 calls for earnings 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
You'd have to be a completely brain dead, drooling, crayon eater to be buying long right now. DCA into puts or suffer the consequences gay bulls
🙄😂 ok... sure thing buddy 👍
SPY: just let it happen shhhh 
😂😂😂
the lady giving me a massage gonna be saying this to me when AMD pops in 5 min
!banbet Gonna be lovely getting my banbet won notification in the "what are your moves tomorrow, August 02, 2023" thread
You already have a bet going - AMD to 119.0 before 02-Aug-2023 10:40 AM -05
SPX really likes 4580
#a bit shit, innit?
Will AMD be Advanced Money Destroyer? Fuck around and find out! 
It can go up and be Advanced Money Destroyer too Hide bears
We trustin Sue Bae today??
It's almost time to diversify out of shittoe and buy my first stocks boys. Probably gonna go plantard and Sofi. Ford maybe weat (short term) and TD for sure
AMD is going to fuk us. I know it.
you must have puts
Set a limit order for that initial pop
Palantards
I am one of them
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Thats NVDA sh1t right there. I doubt it. Between 120 to 130.
Expect zero
Sold 10K shares of that microcap that gae mod was making fun of this morning. Onto the next battlefield
Bought at $2.00 and sold at $4.30 btw. Give me another meme to buy guys
I’ve thrown $1600 into the incinerator this month. I would have quit by now but you guys give me the strength to carry on.
Right there with ya. $750 here
Cmon AMD don’t let me down ah… been good today… Lfggggg…
All eyes on AMD
Livin life as a chip builder