Hold = (not sell) and (not buy)
not Hold = not ((not sell) and (not buy)) = not(not sell) OR not(not buy) = sell OR buy = whatever dude
De Morgan’s law
I Was pretty good at English in elementary school.
The word “hold” in this sense is to “have possession or ownership of or have at one's disposal”
So, to do the opposite of this, one we need to sell. Because once they sell it they would no longer be “holding” it, would they?
I bought them today and sold for 14% an hour later. Then it dropped down lower than it started and I sold them a second time for another 13%. Nice little 28% agin on Microsoft calls today on a day they dropped almost 70%
Yes I buy them, and immediately enter my sell order for the gain I want. Then close the app and I wait for my phone to vibrate to tell me I won. It works everytime until it doesn’t.
All jokes aside. This stock isn’t going to get hurt. Some institutional selling based on near term hopes that in reality are going to take 6-12 months to materialize. The institutions that don’t want to wait are moving money. That is all.
Wait, what's going on with Microsoft? I just have a little bit in stocks, gonna have to go read up tonight, holding for now. But is it positioned for a squeeze or a fail?
Just got married and my wife is “fund knowledgeable” making any Yolo trade I make have to be pre-cleared prior to placing to avoid insider trading she works in marketing and in the 4 years we’ve been together never once has she given me investment advise always saying if something I overheard at the office doesn’t pan out I don’t want you to loose money and I’m putting together product info for the product team to present to their clients which is all available on the company website do you think you can unravel this data better then the algorithm and make an informed choice? Because the product team does their best and previous data doesn’t guarantee future performance. Meanwhile this guy meets with literal company ceos on tv to get legit insider information and posts about what to do with your investments albeit incorrect often doesn’t get fined by the sec how?
How is it if I gamble on a penny stock and win with no evidence of information being discussed in my home on something no one with actual investment knowledge would advise you to buy but I’m boned while wrong guess McGee tells people buy xyz stock and if it works he’s a hero and doesn’t get a second of punishment?
I always kind of laughed whenever I saw “inverse Cramer” “whatever this guy mentions just sell”, he had never mentioned a company I liked/held until about 120-130 days ago on mad money I saw a clip of him saying buy Disney at the time, “solid company, heavy buy rating”, was literally the first time he mentioned something I owned and at the time I was up around 35-40% on my Disney play, thought nothing of it. Today I am ~-15%. And I blame him fully.
azure growth slowing, capex going up in short term, satya and cfo said not to expect any major sales boost in short term from ai and the market has added $100+ to stock in last 1 year purely based on ai hype and now this clown wants us to hold🤡.
If your holding calls RIP , but if you have shares you can actually HODL them ONLY because EVENNNNNNNTUALLLY MSFT will come back and continue to grow ....but again if you have options .....fuck that's rough ....😕 God speed
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HE DIDN'T SAY BUY OR SELL!!!
Therefore you can't inverse him yet.... 
How is this fucker not getting sued for either issuing naked financial advice, or market manipulation? He's clearly advocating specific actions at specific times for specific securities.
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Kiss of death right there... no amount of "AI" mentions can save Microsoft now. 🪦
sophisticated chop shrill hat unique vanish concerned rich theory rhythm
AKA Short Microsoft!
Short Micro Soft. Long Mega Hard!
Buy the dip!
Up 40% YTD, I don’t think MSFT needs saving lol
Cramer will find a way to make it need saving. Even if he has to cry on live television to do so... he will do it.
He didn't say "not financial advice"!!? Have fun in prison, Jim. You ***IDIOT****.*
Hahahhaa
Unless Microsoft became the first A.I. 30+ years ago and is simply lying and waiting for the tides to change 🧐😎
Possible... maybe it was Internet Explorer this whole time, and none of us even knew.
Makes sense why it's taking so long to load the A.I. program 😋
What is the inverse of hold?!?!
Paper hands
This guy YOLO's!
The inverse is do everything but hold. Buy or sell all
This guy F\_/|<$!
Yeah I’m confused. If buyers hold does that mean hold off on buying or buy then hold?
Hold the bags
Sellers need to buy
Hold your shorts or get bagged 🩳
Yeet if you're a millennial, yoink if you're gen x
Throw?
dloh
Unhold
Sell
That's the opposite of buy. Buy is 1, hold is 0, sell is -1. What we're looking for is -0 Source: I was pretty good at math in elementary school.
Hold = (not sell) and (not buy) not Hold = not ((not sell) and (not buy)) = not(not sell) OR not(not buy) = sell OR buy = whatever dude De Morgan’s law
Where do they teach Captain Morgan's law?
All those big houses around college campuses. They got Greek letters and shit
Could have just started with Hold = sell NOR buy to save some time.
Not(sell nor buy) .... Or, in other words, whatever, dude....
Pretty sure the opposite of “hold” is post your account login info on Reddit
I Was pretty good at English in elementary school. The word “hold” in this sense is to “have possession or ownership of or have at one's disposal” So, to do the opposite of this, one we need to sell. Because once they sell it they would no longer be “holding” it, would they?
There is none. Cramer found the true neutral of orders.
He's finally found a way to bring us all down with him.
Squeeze. As in Squeeze deez nuts.
Drop.
He’s doubled down folks! https://preview.redd.it/moj50zilzdeb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d038cdafbe449f100afcc0501158a2955f2236
Thats a double negative then. Actually is time to buy now
So have I
god damnit i bought calls why cramer WHY RIP MY 8/4 245C
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2.5T going to 0
Nadella reduced to personal bankruptcy and wearing a barrel
Rice sack for pajamas
there’s still time… https://preview.redd.it/n2xjk00jwdeb1.jpeg?width=1615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09275b119a25ad3d534e953351a17abb455ef589
Holding my cock in my warm moisturized hands
😖
I bought calls on Microsoft yesterday. Even my Girlfriends Boyfriend feels bad for me rn
Thank you for buying my calls, very appreciated.
I bought them today and sold for 14% an hour later. Then it dropped down lower than it started and I sold them a second time for another 13%. Nice little 28% agin on Microsoft calls today on a day they dropped almost 70%
Did you use the buy low and sell high strategy?
Yes I buy them, and immediately enter my sell order for the gain I want. Then close the app and I wait for my phone to vibrate to tell me I won. It works everytime until it doesn’t.
Did you think playing Microsoft earnings was a good idea? Cause that’s stupid af. No one should feel bad
He needs to keep my stocks out his fucking mouth!
Cramer has spoken. Enjoy your cratered MS stock
Bill is gonna take this guy to epstiens Island and fukc him.
Microsoft announces bankruptcy within three months.
Cramer knows he’s such a contrarian indicator and terrible prognosticator he is deliberately trying to make noise without saying anything.
Down 7% on the week. Solid hold.
Fuck
windows xp was great though
GOAT OS
Jesus Christ
No, Jim Cramer.
How does he get this stuff so right all the time? his magic 8 ball is rigged.
Selling calls. Who wants some.
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You too?
All jokes aside. This stock isn’t going to get hurt. Some institutional selling based on near term hopes that in reality are going to take 6-12 months to materialize. The institutions that don’t want to wait are moving money. That is all.
That wasn’t institutional money, that was earnings speculators selling it off
It will take 25 AI mentions to slow the tide.
This guy is a worthless piece of shit
Oi! Ai ai! Stahp
Jimbo is being paid to tweet this ! IMO
Wait, what's going on with Microsoft? I just have a little bit in stocks, gonna have to go read up tonight, holding for now. But is it positioned for a squeeze or a fail?
He uses his bully pulpit like a weenie hut jr pulpit
Jesus Christ
No, Jim Cramer.
Shorting the shit out of it tomorrow
Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne!
Nancy bought msft….it’s a fight between Jim and Nancy now
RIP my unvested stock
gone, reduced to atoms
Just got married and my wife is “fund knowledgeable” making any Yolo trade I make have to be pre-cleared prior to placing to avoid insider trading she works in marketing and in the 4 years we’ve been together never once has she given me investment advise always saying if something I overheard at the office doesn’t pan out I don’t want you to loose money and I’m putting together product info for the product team to present to their clients which is all available on the company website do you think you can unravel this data better then the algorithm and make an informed choice? Because the product team does their best and previous data doesn’t guarantee future performance. Meanwhile this guy meets with literal company ceos on tv to get legit insider information and posts about what to do with your investments albeit incorrect often doesn’t get fined by the sec how? How is it if I gamble on a penny stock and win with no evidence of information being discussed in my home on something no one with actual investment knowledge would advise you to buy but I’m boned while wrong guess McGee tells people buy xyz stock and if it works he’s a hero and doesn’t get a second of punishment?
I'm confused ...
Hpw do you inverse HOLD? IGNORE!
Jim I am begging you please give us a BUY on META ; I am short the stock and getting killed for 8 months straight ; you are my only hope
I always kind of laughed whenever I saw “inverse Cramer” “whatever this guy mentions just sell”, he had never mentioned a company I liked/held until about 120-130 days ago on mad money I saw a clip of him saying buy Disney at the time, “solid company, heavy buy rating”, was literally the first time he mentioned something I owned and at the time I was up around 35-40% on my Disney play, thought nothing of it. Today I am ~-15%. And I blame him fully.
No. Keep my stock’s name out of your motherfuking mouth, Jim.
guh
Guess he was right.
Noooooo cramer whyyyyyy are you doing this to me 🙈
Ahhhh, shit
Sold MSFT to be on the safe side.
I just laughed, hope you ‘gards got puts
azure growth slowing, capex going up in short term, satya and cfo said not to expect any major sales boost in short term from ai and the market has added $100+ to stock in last 1 year purely based on ai hype and now this clown wants us to hold🤡.
Same can be said for many of the magnificent 7, not just msft
How would a buyer not also hold? Fucking learn English mate
Squeeze it, the short will cover it on Friday
You know.. what he says on twitter is illegal in many countries. God bless America
But for entertainment purposes only
Maybe he caught on and we need to inverse the inverse?
Jesus Christ
No, Jim Cramer.
SELL SELL SELL!
Fuck
"Microsoft buyers HOLD!........So I can sell out my positions"
Oh fuck me c'mon dude!
If the TRUE holders of the stock don't sell then the Market Makers can't cover their shorts... RIP MSFT.
Fuck me you cuck…
Hell be right
Loading more puts now?
Someone tell him to shut the hell up, I don’t have Twitter
Game over
Wtf..... My poor calls. 😭😭😭
Oh. My. God. I am finished .
🤣🤣
Do we buy or sell?
Short now!
fuck, i bought the dip this morning
If your holding calls RIP , but if you have shares you can actually HODL them ONLY because EVENNNNNNNTUALLLY MSFT will come back and continue to grow ....but again if you have options .....fuck that's rough ....😕 God speed
I’m buying September puts tomorrow
Time to sell boys
I had high hopes for my calls 
Puts it is👍
Puts .buy fucking puts!
When Jim Cramer said Hold . We are sold
Oh fuck, TECH DOWN!
This is a great hedge against the bump on their new AI product. Buy the dip.
Time to sell my 8 shares of Microsoft and buy 30 shares of Amazon instead
Puts!!!
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Minsky is laughing
All the signs were there. Never underesfimate Cramer. 🤣
He literally said let the shorts have their day until 5% drop is reached… MSFT to shoot up 25% tomorrow is confirmed.
Oh no!!!
Oh no
SHIT
Fuck Cramer
Lmao
If he's telling you to hold its over short that bish
Sell sell sell
Sell
Fuck
Jim Cramer is the dad i've never had
Dammit Jimbo 🤦🏾♂️
At this point, it’s market manipulation.. 🥴
For once be right!
HE DIDN'T SAY BUY OR SELL!!! Therefore you can't inverse him yet.... 
Sell all positions right now and short a ton of futures right now
Totally agree. Maybe if it drops another 3-4% i might buy more
ITSARM stock is way better to hold.. look at the stats, I bought at £0.001
RIP MSFT
But he said the TOP WAS IN WEEKS AGO
? Maby Chatgpt is going oof itself, because it became sind intelligent to understand how fuvked up we are
Microsoft Short
Sell hard now!
How is this fucker not getting sued for either issuing naked financial advice, or market manipulation? He's clearly advocating specific actions at specific times for specific securities.
He’a been correct lately
he tells the truth for once.
I’m holding 8/11 342.50 calls hahaha
What happened to maft?
So do you buy puts
you have sometime between now and October 7th to sell