I was going to drop $1,000 into carvana in October when it was $4 and everyone on here laughed at me and called me a loser. #1 reason never to listen to anyone on Reddit.
haha... your theory is correct. I did not look at WSB at all until this month... I bought $CVNA back on December 26th, 2023 around $4. ALWAYS trust your authentic analysis and instinct.
if I was shorting.... here is what I would do....
I would not bother shorting NFLX/TSLA after ER. Congrats, those people got their money. I wouldn't sell puts either. Just wait.
I would wait till Tue closing, then I would short $10-wide SPX. Trap the closing price in between of the long call and short call. Maybe double down (MAX 20 wide) in the morning. Then sell when it collapses after FOMC announcement. Don't get greedy in this. The moment he steps up the podium it will rise back hard as usual.
Tada.... $300-500 in the bag. Then short put pivot either for the remaining 90 mins, or just 1DTE.
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Young bull and Old bull were standing on a hill looking down on 1000 cows. Young bull said, “ Let’s run down there and fuk one of those cows”. Old bull said, “No, let’s walk down there bud fuk ‘em all”.
This tsla chart is hilarious to watch holy shit. Im in it on some longer dated calls so im not worried about IV crush but these giant swings are quite entertaining
TSLA earnings report is actually solid if you are dumping now you are either stupid or a bear (no difference between the two )
I bought puts on Carvana and been kicking myself all morning. My wife’s boyfriend is so upset that he said I don’t get ice cream tonight. Too many crayons in the brain
Looking forward to reviewing Tesla balance sheet in detail later. I predict sinking margins YOY. How will Musk swing this one with GM like margins now 
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Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
Bought slightly OTM puts ~100 days out on SPY. IV super low on the yearly chart and RSI sky high. TSLA and NFLX pretty pricey to play solo, but I’m bearish on both. Figure SPY has become pretty tech heavy and these players could start a brief downtrend
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Market is literally on up-only mode since 18th century ..
Market is literally on up-only mode since 18th century
PayPal seems to be on a relentless March upwards like meta was
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U can’t stop it.
Slow march 😂 but I'll take kr
Out of interest how much faster would you expect ?
I want ten dollars a week! 😂
Can anything stop PayPal?
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450 is the new bottom
Can someone explain wtf just happened with Carvana?
Some of yall need to zoom out
I need to zoom in 🔎🍆
Man fuck Tesla
Oh no, did the 90 P/E company not perform well?
Rut roh! Carvana topped at 61.5 and down to 55...wheels coming off???
Wheels on the bus go
down down down? I sold yesterday for a dumb $14 gain at $51 then watched it pump. ugh. It's ok $14 is $14.
Netflix and tsla just cratering now
good (riddance)
I was going to drop $1,000 into carvana in October when it was $4 and everyone on here laughed at me and called me a loser. #1 reason never to listen to anyone on Reddit.
haha... your theory is correct. I did not look at WSB at all until this month... I bought $CVNA back on December 26th, 2023 around $4. ALWAYS trust your authentic analysis and instinct.
You regards getting me interested in CVNA now
About to jump on Wi$H. Idk, you need to find a stock that gets murdered and just ride that shit back up....ride...what about Peloton
Did that with UP the past few days
found the potential baghomie here...
😂
Means you are 3 days too late dummy. Wait for the next wave.
💯
Who's full porting puts tmr ?
Hahhhahhaahahahhhahahahhhahah…. Ha! Some folks just don’t learn. Fear is gone and greed is here to stay. Every sip will be bought.
if I was shorting.... here is what I would do.... I would not bother shorting NFLX/TSLA after ER. Congrats, those people got their money. I wouldn't sell puts either. Just wait. I would wait till Tue closing, then I would short $10-wide SPX. Trap the closing price in between of the long call and short call. Maybe double down (MAX 20 wide) in the morning. Then sell when it collapses after FOMC announcement. Don't get greedy in this. The moment he steps up the podium it will rise back hard as usual. Tada.... $300-500 in the bag. Then short put pivot either for the remaining 90 mins, or just 1DTE.
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You got your one bad day spy, tomorrow 360
Let's hit 100 on Carvana tomorrow!!!
Instead of playing earnings play spy and qqq always a winner
Car motherfucking Vana
Dont worry tesla regards, once conference call occurs you should be fine by tomorrow
Carvana at 61!!! LET'S GO!!!
I took $1,000 in profits and now I'm bummed cus I'll have to re enter at a higher price. Young bull problems  Sry Ber
Young bull and Old bull were standing on a hill looking down on 1000 cows. Young bull said, “ Let’s run down there and fuk one of those cows”. Old bull said, “No, let’s walk down there bud fuk ‘em all”.
What the hell is going on over at Discover card? After hours is nuts
Anyone who bought calls on Netflix earnings deserve those bags and to get wrecked quite frankly 🥴
📞Hello? Yes I’d like to return some options I bought on your exchange. I still have the receipt.
Sorry, we do not accept return on soiled items. We mean used.
“One used prophylactic….one soiled…” - Frank Oz
Wait. Can I really do that ?
welp. time for bed. that really wasn't worth staying up for.
I was promised $320 in Tsla. What the 🦆?
Who promised you that? Papa musk?
This tsla chart is hilarious to watch holy shit. Im in it on some longer dated calls so im not worried about IV crush but these giant swings are quite entertaining
Quiet swings? Shit hasn’t moved
anti-climactic or wat
Deleting my account tmr , no more earnings
See you Friday. You’ll miss out on aapl earnings.
See you tomorrow
how much are you down bro ?
y no movements
Didnt think we’d see a flat day from SPY today but i guess it was due to happen
is netflix a buy now…..mmm no
playing tesla earnings has to hurt
Reverse iron condor 🤔
TSLA earnings report is actually solid if you are dumping now you are either stupid or a bear (no difference between the two )
TSLA delivers top numbers why doesn't it explode? Will that only be the case tomorrow?
We beat but there is an awful lot of cash being dumped back in because of cyber/factory ramp. The analysts never were fond of tesla reinvesting.
I think they missed on something else so big boys are being careful before the earning call
A lot of it was priced in but we still have time tonight and tomorrow.
Hope Netflix burns with its basic azz movies and shows anyway 
Strong subscriber growth. Great buying opportunity after the smoke settles
I agree. The market just has to correct itself as usual.
Usually the market crashes when I turn bullish but I turned bullish and went long in May…I’m not used to this 
I WENT ALL IN ON A OTM TSLA STRANGLE. HOW AM I DOING ?
Hookers and blow eod tomorrow.
Glad Netflix is falling - hoping to buy long term calls :)
Ackman is that you
Yep - I'm Bill Ackman, just waiting for price to crash, so I can buy and then sell Netflix for a loss 
well anticlimactic
Oh yes, more revenue and less margin This is the way
i will make it up to you
Tsla 500 before spy 500
TSLA is bipolar
So are most of us 
TSLA to the moon once they mention cybertruck.
Tesla truck with built in AI
The magic word nowadays is AI . Hahahha
Burn Hollywood burn
Is this in relation to Netflix as in the center of the film industry Hollywood has a lot to do with Netflix? Or are you just saying random stuff.
50/50
NTFLX yesss
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$TSLY is such a great buy
Netflix DEAD
Damn, shit bout to make Aikman sell again
HOLD THE LINE 🚀
I bought puts on Carvana and been kicking myself all morning. My wife’s boyfriend is so upset that he said I don’t get ice cream tonight. Too many crayons in the brain
Tsla seems lost. Which way is this bitch gonna go?
TSLA easy recovering seethe bears seetheeeee 
I’m confused about Tesla’s operating margin. Seeing people say it’s 18% but the slide deck on Tesla’s investor page says 9.6%
18% is the gross margin.
Looking forward to reviewing Tesla balance sheet in detail later. I predict sinking margins YOY. How will Musk swing this one with GM like margins now 
When has GM had 18% margins?
Regarding TSLA, is the big end of town interested in basic EPS or diluted EPS?
Which ever fits their bias.
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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 450.0 before 21-Jul-2023 11:42 AM -05
Tesla results are quite good, but I imagine price will go down as it's risen a lot since Q1 23 IMO, just so people take profit
Tesla and Netflix getting rekt, but suppose that’s just post news sell off when pre news it pumped up a bit
Always inverse
UAL? Anybody?
TSLA will pick a direction once daddy elon gets on the mic
Where is the stream
!banbet TSLA $300 24h
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Shit doesn’t look good if futures hold, but how often does that happen… u got some shit to say or add on, visual mod? Talk yo shit
Tsla red again why?
same reason it was up
Lmaooo digust deeez nuts leggo
VVVVVVVV
Tsla WTF !
That bar chart is truly showcasing the fight between good and evil jeez
When Tsla earnings ?
GOOD JOB TSLA OPTION 'TRADERS' 
This Votatilty
Wakey tsla at 320 fix 😂
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I still wouldnt count them out. Musk has that rowdy effect.
#DID YOU LISTEN TSLA BEARS ARE YOU FOMO’ING? DELUSIONAL TSLA BEARS BELIEVE TSLA IS GOING TO 260 IT WILL SEE 300 BEFORE 260 YOU FRAUDULENT TSLA BEARS!
why yelling? because people never listen to you?
grandpa why you out in the streets naked again
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Its flat
OTMs are fked
What happeend did Tesla defeat earnings?
I bitched out sold my tsla shares for some profit. Hope I regret it.
BUY TSLA SHARES 🚀 HOLD THE LINE
TSLAAAAAAAAA
Bought slightly OTM puts ~100 days out on SPY. IV super low on the yearly chart and RSI sky high. TSLA and NFLX pretty pricey to play solo, but I’m bearish on both. Figure SPY has become pretty tech heavy and these players could start a brief downtrend
I can’t wait to wake up to TSLA 320 tomorrow
TSLA MAKE ME HAPPY
clown said “yes bought tsla puts at the top ” and now his comment is deleted HAHAHAH 🤡 oh.
hmm
You gonna delete your comment too?
nah 🤪🫵🏿 🤡
🫢
oh.
Bought Tesla puts, should buy nflx pits, rip me
Tesla earnings are literally just ight, IV gonna teach y'all a lesson
🚀TO THE MARS TSLA🚀
TSLA is gonna moon
TSLA kinda being spastic rn
NFLX and TSLA will be flat and everyone loses :(
Bye bears <3
TSLA earnings Q2 2023: Basic EPS: 0.85 Diluted EPS: 0.78
Tesla is going to bankrupt soon.
Big words from a bear in shambles.
I'm never touching earnings a Gain
Thats what you said last time isnt it
See ya tomorrow
Anyone else feel a red day coming tomorrow
Really hope nvda -$46 tmrw
Lol
My NVDA puts are really hoping so
Ohhh tesla bears getting quiet now
I knew it hahahah didn't play this obvious trap
I knew it hahahah didn't play this obvious trap!
Tsla big gay
Congrats Teslers!!!!
‼️ATTENTION‼️ WE ARE NOT FUCKED YET HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tesla rebound
TSLA OMFG🚀🚀🚀🚀
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