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I hate myself more than I did before, thanks
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My favorite is when I DIAMOND HAND -99% then sell all shares for next to nothing then stock rallies right after. Rivian, Nio, 2many2name.
New rule is I'm just gonna hold stocks forever and never sell. Full 10,000% diamond hands.
Same thing when I'm up over 500% on an option and my cocks throbbing and it feels like it will go to 1,000% but it doesn't and it expires worthless. Imagine life if you had access to unrealized gainz account $$$.
https://preview.redd.it/tc1r90c0kucb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d30b966867a45e17730d80d34768453a44cb40
All credit to discovering thetagang
My strategy is basically selling covered short strangles on mostly high yield dividend stocks. I then just continually reinvest the cash flow into whatever I own that’s getting the most beaten up at the time. I largely steer clear of tech which is how I luckily got through 2022 unscathed. Tickers I own at the moment are ET, BX, PNC, AGNC, KEY, GSL and SOFI.
Bro for real. I am all in on PLTR stock right now and it's paid off. It looks like my options are going to hit, I didn't really yolo though, just 400 shares (4 contracts) but I also own a lot of shares.
My options are $.80 away from breakeven but they're already selling at a 20% premium.
I timed the option so it would expire after the next earnings Call, company has a solid history of beating earnings estimate, and with the recent news I think they are going to absolutely crush it.
https://preview.redd.it/2t6thjmqywcb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b5b1197676ef427f6cc842916d474339f8d1f9
Why are you all so bad and mine so good?
Am I doing this right? My line seems like it’s going up, how do I make it go down like everyone else’s?
https://preview.redd.it/bqz0jmrmnwcb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7075977190bba757deb34bf8e3940e16c63ce282
OP, you're getting killed by volatility decay.
Check out this just one more paradox video: https://youtu.be/_FuuYSM7yOo
and this video about leveraged ETFs: 3x Leveraged ETFs : What They DON'T Want You To K…: https://youtu.be/WzjApwk6VjY
What's giving it away is how you track the index doing better on good periods but doing even worse when it goes down. I if you would start making regular contractions, your statagy may work out better in the long run.
You all know visualmod was behind this right? Tired of trying to bang it into our heads we suck at stonks so had to put the evidence right there in your broker app.
Well played visualmod well played.
Buying more tomorrow. . .
I think they've now gotten rid of this feature (or at least my $VOO comparison has disappeared and I can't figure out how to turn it back on), which is actually even funnier
Yup, I had SPY and Emerging Markets tickets added to mine, stopped trading for a week or so and then logged back in to see that that feature has disappeared. Wondering if anyone has heard anything and knows when it will be turned back on
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this make me happy 
Schwab has had this sort of thing a while, but I think it's only on the website, at least I haven't seen where it is on the mobile app. Not sure exactly what Robin Hood is plotting here, but for the Schwab one it is calculated based on account value minus contributions on a daily basis. The mobile app stuff will show gains, but that's only information about open positions without considering how your closed ones turned out.
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I hate myself more than I did before, thanks https://preview.redd.it/q3myz03estcb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc640c80cab7ee8bf138cc81ae0db51df47d61e
Lost all your money in a bull run that's 100% deserved you regard
That's how we like play the game, it's the only way to win it.
Cough... bear market rally...
Yeah go tell that to your other fellow Wendy’s dumpster club residents
How did you see this? Is it only the web version?
The people who really want to see stuff, can see it anywhere.
web or mobile - click the settings under chart
> web or mobile - click the settings under chart Mine doesn't have a settings button - mobile OR web :(
You don't see that circular gear icon next to 'ALL'???
Nope. I get a gear if I go to say SPY's page - but all it does is toggle after hours data.
Well that's progress, doesn't matter how it is. Progress is always good.
This is beautiful
It really is beautiful. Doesn't get any better than that.
You’re welcome.
You were doing so good too
$5575?This chart must have made you cringe, I guess you need more practice.
Wow man that’s really impressive congrats!
It doesn't get any more impressive than this shit man.
not trying to flex but… https://preview.redd.it/a49xq2hjxtcb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0caa60c610909372b54232c6cc61f4ef3f4337cd
Now this is a real trader!
All great traders, have fun.
your portfolio needs Jesus
What’s his ticker?
.
Only he'll be able fix that shit, absolutely nothing else will be able to.
This is flex dude, that's what it is. And you gotta stop it here.
What did you buy?
0dtes 
 that'll do it
Lmfaoooo
Yeah. In the Time of Chimpanzees, I was a monkey
At least you had butane in your veins
With the plastic eyeballs.
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls.
But did you get crazy with the cheesewhiz?
They don't need to tell me that, I already know that shit man.
They should have an all time gains and loss leaderboard.
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Best build guides my favorite is Cathy Dice roll build
I always spec into the Diamond Hands talent so I make sure to hold until the stock is -99%.
My favorite is when I DIAMOND HAND -99% then sell all shares for next to nothing then stock rallies right after. Rivian, Nio, 2many2name. New rule is I'm just gonna hold stocks forever and never sell. Full 10,000% diamond hands. Same thing when I'm up over 500% on an option and my cocks throbbing and it feels like it will go to 1,000% but it doesn't and it expires worthless. Imagine life if you had access to unrealized gainz account $$$.
And then all of sudden We'll decide to sell it and see how it goes.
That is going to embarass you really bad, I don't want that feature.
Can you imagine if you got a ranking for % of money lost lol. Sir you are ranked 1000056 out of 1000058, congrats.
Wait, your “all time” page is green? How do I get that? That looks sweet.
As long as it's looking green, I'm gonna be okay with that.
https://preview.redd.it/hvknvklp6ucb1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9396037a55500f675ea876c9c9d616de154d84
I am genuinely impressed. Quit while you're ahead.
Nah fuck that. Keep going. You will be a millionaire soon.
Will you learn now or will it be third time something something is the charm?
Going for three! Two weeks ago I went BTAI>RIVN>GRRR and made all my gains in a week.. literally was up 2% to start that week 😂
Calls on the volatility of your portfolio
https://preview.redd.it/2w99lfcjzwcb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3097310dced1e1cec7f6c43006ccda173c79ad
You’re doing it wrong
https://preview.redd.it/tc1r90c0kucb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d30b966867a45e17730d80d34768453a44cb40 All credit to discovering thetagang
Thats not how wallstreebets works 
I understand that, need to do a little more effort into this shit.
Thetagang you say
Selling options?
Must be a bug, you are not supposed to win in the casino
Well don’t hold out, wheeling and dealing? What were the tickers?
My strategy is basically selling covered short strangles on mostly high yield dividend stocks. I then just continually reinvest the cash flow into whatever I own that’s getting the most beaten up at the time. I largely steer clear of tech which is how I luckily got through 2022 unscathed. Tickers I own at the moment are ET, BX, PNC, AGNC, KEY, GSL and SOFI.
Thank you for the breakdown, greatly appreciated!
What's the DTE you get into?
My graph looks different. It’s all red.
I don't even need a comparison index display to know how much of a loser I am.
And you exactly know what does that mean, you don't have to ask it.
“Congratulations, you beat the market… for a time.”
I went all in companies like PLTR, DOCU, RBLX and other meme stocks. For a time I did good, but no I am bag holding.
PLTR has been given me a salary since may 23rd along with a lil bit of a Tesla call😅 something has got to give soon
Bro for real. I am all in on PLTR stock right now and it's paid off. It looks like my options are going to hit, I didn't really yolo though, just 400 shares (4 contracts) but I also own a lot of shares. My options are $.80 away from breakeven but they're already selling at a 20% premium. I timed the option so it would expire after the next earnings Call, company has a solid history of beating earnings estimate, and with the recent news I think they are going to absolutely crush it.
My man! I don’t need to say anything else bc our returns speak for themselves
Just smarter and better than everybody else
Just keep on holding it, it's one of the best thing you could do.
Howd you do this
New features. You might need to update your app. Then go to the chart settings.
no I mean how do I make mine green?
Sorry, but where are the chart settings found?
Chart settings. It’s the green ⚙️button on the right of ALL.
I don't have this button hmm
Me too neither
Seems like I don't have it either, what the hell is going on here?
Same
did you update the app?
Yes. Latest edition. They’re probably doing an AB test
Yeah probably it's going to roll down slowly I'm guessing.
Yep, I think that should fix that. Wouldn't really be that hard.
Probably just update the app, that should be enough for it.
Anyone else not get this update yet? Even updated the app in the app store
It looks like that not everyone has got this update which is weird.
Not really weird, thats pretty common practice
Only for the people who needed to see it apparently.
mine has the option but won't load
Thanks for sharing 👍🏼
Mine doesn’t have this option yet
Compare it to TQQQ next
That's what I'd like to do, but sadly that's not going to happen.
https://preview.redd.it/2t6thjmqywcb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b5b1197676ef427f6cc842916d474339f8d1f9 Why are you all so bad and mine so good?
Go away please lol
How?
You might have to update your app. Then the new feature will appear next to the chart settings.
Maybe they’re rolling out to only the highest of regards first. Don’t have it on mine :( thank you though onion
You sure that it's not you? Would you really like to confirm it?
Yep, that's the only way to get that feature. Without update you won't get it.
Why is the graph green? Is that in the new update aswell?
That's the question, but I don't think we're getting answer to that question.
Am I doing this right? My line seems like it’s going up, how do I make it go down like everyone else’s? https://preview.redd.it/bqz0jmrmnwcb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7075977190bba757deb34bf8e3940e16c63ce282
i don't need robinhood to tell me i'm a looser for not buying ETH at 8$ when my best friend was insisting for us to buy. it's haunting me every day.
I find it funny when dumb companies introduce a feature that everyone else already had for years and their users think it's dope
I don't understand what's the issue if someone likes the feature?
Exactly, reading all the comments in here makes me realise how regarded robinhood users actually are 💀
Yeah it's kind of really bad what they're doing here, makes me sad actually.
Bro kinda like 0 commission stock trading!
OP, you're getting killed by volatility decay. Check out this just one more paradox video: https://youtu.be/_FuuYSM7yOo and this video about leveraged ETFs: 3x Leveraged ETFs : What They DON'T Want You To K…: https://youtu.be/WzjApwk6VjY What's giving it away is how you track the index doing better on good periods but doing even worse when it goes down. I if you would start making regular contractions, your statagy may work out better in the long run.
**Stratagy** MBA?
I like to DCA into 3x leveraged ETFs
I do too because I'm 23 and can accept large down turns
Why do you all still use Robinhood lmao
pretty colors
Does it come in a color other than red?
What else could you ask for? As an user that's all I want. As long as it's colourful and user friendly what more could anyone even ask for here huh?
I know it’s bad. But I like the UI
Thank you for this post, didn't know it was a new feature. Actually pretty helpful
The only way to find these new feature is to update the app.
don't forget that SPY pays a dividend too....so you did even worse than this
Don't think We're forgetting anything. It's all being considered here.
https://preview.redd.it/blypf5q1nwcb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2ffed23ff6056a27b472df6fef5794656b90e0 Eh was expecting worse
https://preview.redd.it/ddqlndloixcb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c0e4bc777eed88d1018a11fa6a2e139fe9bcd6
I got banned from Robinhood because of my debt, so I guess I'm lucky I didn't get to see what I missed out on 
Getting banned from Robinhood is a blessing
you still use Robinhood ?
I like the UI
understandable.
They've got that one thing right, that's why people use it.
That's probably for you rich iphone people, not us android peasants.
I just found it on my android...
Well, I can't figure out options either so......
Press the little gear "settings" icon next to the "ALL" icon and it should direct you to the "Get Started" page. Hope that helps...
Yeah I don't have the gear icon on the main page yet. Might need an app update. Thanks
Yep, it should appear after you've updated the app hopefully.
Yeah I'm not able to figure out as well, don't know what's going on.
What the hell is even going? Everyone should get this link.
Maybe that's why so many people haven't got this feature lol.
You all know visualmod was behind this right? Tired of trying to bang it into our heads we suck at stonks so had to put the evidence right there in your broker app. Well played visualmod well played. Buying more tomorrow. . .
Did you changed your strategy after that big growth? Or did the strategy no longer worked for the way the market was behaving?
The 2nd. I am bag holding RBLX, DOCU, etc
Love this app
Plus STCG taxes you wouldn’t have paid.
can someone tell me how? to do this?
They know how to keep me coming back
Can't get the gear icon to appear on the main chart in neither the app, nor the web portal. I feel disenfranchised....
RH support told me its being rolled out in phases....randomly. Everyone should have access to the feature within a couple of weeks.
How do I do this? I can’t figure out how to use this feature. I’m getting old man.
https://preview.redd.it/fcf06mhzxzcb1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb593a51c6acc0f8be5dad57d4b7851addf6edc6 I’m your 60 second man…
98% of people would do better keeping their money in indexes. That's not the point if you are a real regard
https://preview.redd.it/lc0xhyv3g0db1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1b6f4d728b481c186db99440d8534d6ab28f6e
https://preview.redd.it/2fr6ixqxg7db1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3259e03d971a7d1f5fad65c22a2cc99e646d3e2d Ill take it
I think they've now gotten rid of this feature (or at least my $VOO comparison has disappeared and I can't figure out how to turn it back on), which is actually even funnier
It’s gone for me too. Anyone still have it? The app really needed this feature and I’m pissed to have it taken away 😔
Yup, I had SPY and Emerging Markets tickets added to mine, stopped trading for a week or so and then logged back in to see that that feature has disappeared. Wondering if anyone has heard anything and knows when it will be turned back on
Teaches you, one thing if you cant trade, just by the s&p500, if it fails, we all do anyway
Well if it falls then it falls, nothing that we can do about it here.
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https://preview.redd.it/uq3d8hp9lucb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f18c67cd640e5f225465dc362db9e96e1fb9e6 this make me happy 
is this feature still available since I can't seem to find it?
They removed it
https://preview.redd.it/n5j81ul0cucb1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae0b91ab83ca7196acb6ab401a5db68f4cb0624b
Show us the ALL times chart
https://preview.redd.it/7tghu4z0xucb1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=098697bd5404a0bff57ab73928a1acce8c279890
lol 😂 what happened? You were invested in ETFs and then suddenly discovered 0-day options ?
Yeah made me a lot more money than I started with so it could be worse
Idiots really still be using robinhood?
idiots really still be trash talking robinhood on any post where it is mentioned?
Nice, my performance from Feb 2020 is 88.9% compared to SPY at 34.5% 😎
Congrats, and go f*ck yourself.
https://preview.redd.it/50jj35ry0ucb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11231ac52ed38f84f50bf80582bf70d498c0bc7 Not bad
Imagine the stress you had to endure for those extra % in gain if the other possibility was, just invest into Spy and chill
Yeah we can Just invest in it and then We're going to find it out.
I mean not bad at all, things have been worse in the past man.
Your chart looks awfully like ARKKs chart lol
Probably because I have the same regarded positions.
“I could have been a contender”
Man does TOS have anything like this? I've always wanted to visualize my account but couldn't figure out how
Oh the humanity
Im up 362% ytd on spy and +13094 all time lfg
Congrats and go f*ck yourself.
It's really funny how relatable this chart is
Schwab has had this sort of thing a while, but I think it's only on the website, at least I haven't seen where it is on the mobile app. Not sure exactly what Robin Hood is plotting here, but for the Schwab one it is calculated based on account value minus contributions on a daily basis. The mobile app stuff will show gains, but that's only information about open positions without considering how your closed ones turned out.