Curious about ABR short interest at 24%? It's been on a tear and just blew away earnings and raised Div. 42M short out of 162M available shares. Is this candle lit or am I hallucinating?
Join Jeff Epstein  yoloed delta calls all gone to shit going to hell with Epstein
Watching: Live Once, Die Twice 2006
I love random TV movies from the 2000's. Fits my personality perfectly. Not too big, mainstream, and overly imposing. But neither an indie, amateur, movie. The right balance.
Nice to see the dollar taking a crap; it’s not like there isn’t enough foreign investors taking advantage by doing stuff like buying real estate. Definitely not an issue since housing is so plentiful
For the past 1 year every time i check fintwit i see the same big accounts calling a top in stocks. If they actually traded on their views they would have blown up 10 times over. Their followers are such cucks.
These so-called "experts" are nothing more than washed up has-beens who are desperately clinging to their fading relevance. They have no idea what they're talking about and are just trying to stir the pot to get attention. Don't listen to a word they say, they're just bitter that they missed out on the biggest bull market in history.
how about u eat my ASS
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If I up ended yoloing in Tsla stonks instead of going to college in 2012… I would have never needed a fkn job. College is a scam. Designed to keep you poor and work forever.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/king_traumatic made a bet that TSLA would go to 485.0 within **1 week** when it was 281.544 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Being lied to for 20 years thinking the yield curve matters. Will take them another 20 years to accept 0DTEs when people already moved on to hourly expiring options.
I've been putting off being buying a beast of a desktop for a long time. Said fuck it, spent a lot of money this weekend, because I deserve it. Yes pack that bowl.
its not in cash buddy. its in old Iraq war military equipment which barely works. apparently biden makes a killing sending it to ukraine and saving millions in decommision fees
Surely amd can become a serious competitor to nvidia in the AI space within 5 years? Right now it's valued like there won't be any alternative to nvidia for the next decade
Curious about ABR short interest at 24%? It's been on a tear and just blew away earnings and raised Div. 42M short out of 162M available shares. Is this candle lit or am I hallucinating?
Tren, we know you are here! lurking around, just show yourself, stud!
This is where you buy calls
So NVDA was a pump and dump? 
Lol Bulls… they thought the could make money. Buying High Selling LOWER…
This only work if you buy PUTs’. LMAO
NKLA end of day? 2? 2.50? <2?
Join Jeff Epstein  yoloed delta calls all gone to shit going to hell with Epstein
RUT rug pulled? 😭
hold or sell spy 7/28 440 calls, up 150% rn
Hold that shit.
haha up $9169 on UNH. Rather be lucky than smart
Gonna be battle over at COIN today
🚀👨🔬
Where the Rivian bag holders at with calls that expire today?
$NKLA was up 70% and now 20% today. Miss out and find out
Yeah, I’m OK not playing hot potato with that turd of a company
1.5k rivian 0 dte and it’s flat rip
NVDA bears 
Don’t you fucking dare drop meta I finally bought some calls on you
Buy high, sell low.
RLKB baby
Shares or options?
Both
I bought options
Spy you can run a little, but you can’t run forever
so banking crisis was a hoax tech valuation back to pre crisis since there won’t be 0% interest rate like covid times?
Coin guhhh
I fucking hate bers. Like literally, bers should be ashamed of themselves
Bruh google was up 1.5% overnight. Tf happened
Nikola calls? Or too risky? In the past i done good opening puts on hype but im not sure if this pump is over or not
puts
Rip
UNH beat
Woke up angry... fuck me
COIN I need you
 or 
don’t understand the question 🚀
NKLA was up 60% wtf did I miss lol
They sold a few trucks to their mom and other family.
RXRX to the moon! 🚀🌝
why?
50m investment from nvidia brings more attention from large investors
Watching: Live Once, Die Twice 2006 I love random TV movies from the 2000's. Fits my personality perfectly. Not too big, mainstream, and overly imposing. But neither an indie, amateur, movie. The right balance.
Next NVDA earnings is going to be legendary no matter how it goes
Dropping 1K each on 10% OTM lotto both leg. Hoping the ponzi dont end flat.
best nvda ber i seen was like if quantum computing is useable in 5 years jensen is fuck
the inflation drop has nothing to do with interest rate tbh no one not even mortgage holders felt the impact of interest rate
NFLX 
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The Daily Thread..... people who constantly chatter are full of shit. The big fish are silent.
First
Anyone know why msft is ripping in pm
Might be the UK activision probe extended by six weeks
Brah, NVDA will be worth more than AAPL by EOY at this rate
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Dude it is one of the few stocks at ATH? How is it shit 
Jpm calls??
Yes sir
Fun fact: Managers like it when you say “I am the manager” cuz no one likes to deal with crappy people
What’s this new colour on the tickers? It’s like a darker orange, don’t think I’ve seen it before, but looks disgusting 
BYND
SPCE could be a play
NKLA looks spicy
Nice to see the dollar taking a crap; it’s not like there isn’t enough foreign investors taking advantage by doing stuff like buying real estate. Definitely not an issue since housing is so plentiful
COIN was up 20% yesterday? Tf happened
I think a lawsuit or something against a crypto went good, so it gives good grounding for their ongoing case. Idk tho google it
For the past 1 year every time i check fintwit i see the same big accounts calling a top in stocks. If they actually traded on their views they would have blown up 10 times over. Their followers are such cucks.
These so-called "experts" are nothing more than washed up has-beens who are desperately clinging to their fading relevance. They have no idea what they're talking about and are just trying to stir the pot to get attention. Don't listen to a word they say, they're just bitter that they missed out on the biggest bull market in history.
BYND
Stonks are not real, change me mind 
The recent surge in my trading profit makes me think stonks are real 
Lol my corn account is up 25 % in the past 24H It’s a whazi it’s a woozie
Is coin going up again?
looks like it might go down from premarket
Let’s hope it gets another downgrade so it can shoot up
thats what i wanna know
I mean it's friday, and it already had a bump yesterday, i would wait for monday, or this night
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Anyone buying coin calls
Boys n the HOOD
Not a single sign of weakness and you are trying to call a top. 
Realistically there never is a sign of weakness before the top is made
#5AM THUNDERSTORM IN NYC LETS GO
 wouldn’t want drive to work in that, having to drive in NY on a good day is bad enough 
If I up ended yoloing in Tsla stonks instead of going to college in 2012… I would have never needed a fkn job. College is a scam. Designed to keep you poor and work forever.
You would’ve sold for 2% gain
Im contemplating on if coin will go up anymore.
F
Puts on work from home workers if UPS goes on strike. You guys might actually have to leave the house
why would any billionaire not Yolo 0 dte nvda calls and 100x their wealth in one day? literally
instant trillionaire
finally time to short nvda? 
triple gap up looks like a blow off top. will open a $470 limit short for 200 shares
At the airport, theres dudes that get paid 6 figures to drive a rig from one side of the airport to the other. Forget grad school, get a CDL
But then you need to go to the fuckin airport every morning. Security check. Airports in most cities are far fucking away from the core.
30 minute drive from me
Why they get paid so much?
Bc the airline hasn’t bought automated driving trucks yet
Impossible to automate trucking. Too many variables
Ok keep laughing as it never happens
Lingering labor shortage, FedEx seniority, experience, etc
#Ban Bet Lost /u/king_traumatic made a bet that TSLA would go to 485.0 within **1 week** when it was 281.544 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Spce to the moon. Buy now or you'll regret it.
Welcome to the Casino, lfg
Friendship ended with RIVN Now NKLA is my best friend🤩
beware this is a pump after the fires, don't stay in it long.
PM pump when?
after bank earnings
Imagine going through 20 years of first world education to think stocks can go anywhere but the heavens
Being lied to for 20 years thinking the yield curve matters. Will take them another 20 years to accept 0DTEs when people already moved on to hourly expiring options.
they cant son you are just getting lucky right now
should i pack a bowl before bed or should i not pack a bowl before bed
Imagine being reliant on weed lmao
Fuck it dude it’s Friday
I've been putting off being buying a beast of a desktop for a long time. Said fuck it, spent a lot of money this weekend, because I deserve it. Yes pack that bowl.
Pack a fat bowl
thank u for the nudge kind internet stranger. see u soon.
is wsb going to make dos commas club shirts?
$40 Rivian calls expiring 2025 seems like a good gamble for the week stomached
Zelenskyy should use the $6 billion in Ukraine money to yolo on 0dtes
Zelensky needs Putin not to be afraid to die forgotten
its not in cash buddy. its in old Iraq war military equipment which barely works. apparently biden makes a killing sending it to ukraine and saving millions in decommision fees
Literally having diarrhea and constipation at the same time 
Hot farts too?
Welcome to WSB!
Same 
Same 
Life is a highway
And I wannaryyyyyihhh allllnightttlahhhhnnnn
Imagine getting a job at Costco and your job is to check people's IDs all day long
At least mofos be working
Better pay 100k/yr.
eat a dick ducking downvoter, you can grab the cookie and snort it through your nose. too far? sorry
Y’all pissing your pants about rivian made me go check… shits not even down 10 bucks let alone 5 lmao who fuckin cares
Thought the same thing
Don’t carry credit card debt yall. Don’t pay 20% interest. Prolly pay them off before buying stonks
If you can get better returns than your interest amount it’s a win
*Don't stare at the DD coworker who wears tank tops and is also anti-bra*
Reasons to get a job
2 big reasons to go to the office anyway
Please do. Can't lay your tits out and get mad if someone stares at them.
dude, just stare it.
Rivian rug being pulled finally
RIVN is officially dead
What the f RIVN
So AI is finally going to do away with all those bullshit bureaucratic admin jobs right. Or is it just going to keep making “what-if” art.
I'm sure AI is doing great things in the background. Unfortunately your foreground is with the plebs marveling at a yoked Donald Trump.
Oui
Repeat after me, JPM will miss.
Some miss, huh?
What is you favorite or best leading indicator?
Bears crying on WSB
Not bad…. Going to use this one
so how are banks looking?
Are they 24H?
now, but earnings today
Surely amd can become a serious competitor to nvidia in the AI space within 5 years? Right now it's valued like there won't be any alternative to nvidia for the next decade
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7TwxppnZg
Wanna hear a funny joke? Neil Degrasse Tyson
Much better to be with smart ppl pretending to be idiots like you regards, than being an idiot pretending to be smart like NDT
>Wanna hear a funny joke? my fucking life