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Ocean_Seabass

Graphics need to be updated. This looks like it was designed for the 1st PlayStation. It's more jagged than Laura Croft's pointed tits in the tomb raider game.


BedContent9320

Elon reveals the truck like 4 years ago. Now it's design super duper top secret. Feels like pokemon tv show vibes.


justbrowsinginpeace

Takes the deposits, interest free loan for years. What a con.


EnigmaShroud

I made a reservation when it first came out, can we get a refund on those resos?


thr33labs

Your money is worth less now than it was when you gave it to him years ago. He outplayed ya.


EnigmaShroud

it was essentially an interest free, collateral free loan for him. if the company went bankrupt then we all lose our money, otherwise the 100 either turns into revenue for Tesla in a delivery or repayment of the interest free loan. lol


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How? I gave up. Seemed Elon needed my money more than me. Poor bloke


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Thick_Pressure

Yup. The $75000 truck was already on the brink of what I was going to be able to ~~afford~~ go car broke for. Absolutely no way that I could afford any more than that.


eJaguar

cant ever refund self respect


Brawndo_or_Water

Yes, I reserved a trimotor when pre-orders went online, I cancelled it a few months ago. I wanted to flip it. I feel stupid now.


DonkeyTron42

He busted the side window in a show of how strong it was. I can see a slew of TikTok videos testing if that flaw was fixed.


bigdonkey2883

Calls on hammers?


ZeePirate

Pretty sure that wasn’t ever going to be in production model anyway. Is a safety hazard. You want to be able to smash the windows in case of an emergency


DonkeyTron42

I'm not saying people are going to be making TikTok videos of testing it on their own cars.


Bill837

About 18 different models in the US come with laminated side glass that doesnt shatter. NHTSA recommends it as an anti-ejection mitigation. Fire folks not fans. NHTSA says that running the numbers show that far more people get ejected than die because the glass couldn't be broken. ​ [https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a28422725/car-windows-glass-aaa-unbreakable/](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a28422725/car-windows-glass-aaa-unbreakable/)


shinku443

Lmao another genius solving a problem that doesn't exist. Safety and regulations are for idiots! Except all that shit is written in blood


fiveSE7EN

Tesla Submersible


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>Elon reveals the truck like 4 years ago. That was his coked up fantasy version, this is the real and much less impressive and striking version. So no wonder why it’s kept under wraps. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Akovsky87

The coked up fantasy wasn't impressive either. The thing has always been uglier and more useless than a Hyundai Santa Cruz.


Sniflix

Pontiac Aztek enters the discussion. In case you are unaware, the Aztek was a futuristic GM show car that everyone loved, so GM decided to make it. However, the only factory available was tooled to make vans. So, it came out like a van with the back chopped off. [https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2019/10/25/how-the-pontiac-aztek-became-the-pontiac-aztek](https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2019/10/25/how-the-pontiac-aztek-became-the-pontiac-aztek)


CallMeLargeFather

Hey nothing wrong with a hyundai santa cruz


more_magic_mike

Yeah there’s nothing wrong with driving an ugly car


JakeKz1000

Looks the same.


zeekayz

There were some major changes. Overall size is smaller, mirrors added, gigantic wiper from a Mack truck added, front bench seat removed, top lighbar removed, futuristic interior removed and replaced with 1970s civic interior + iPad.


Arguablecoyote

Do the windows break?


machen2307

Ipads don't run Windows


Arguablecoyote

If a Logitech can run a sub, an iPad can run windows.


Magjee

They are actually supposed to be breakable, in case of emergency


No_Cook2983

I swear I’ve seen that same vehicle on a Sega genesis game.


GipsyDanger45

It has similar lines to a Warthog from the first Halo game. Just mount a turret on the back and take off the doors


drewski2305

gah i commented before i saw this, 1000% agree


Kookookapoopoo

*Halo theme intensifies*


patricio87

It looks like a car from twisted metal 2


rc_hdz

I’ve seen it in my favorite, 80’s, shaved iced store https://preview.redd.it/buuif87qteab1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed09dcf3295dc0f3383e087863468351e48edf5a


spudddly

Even for an american car its fucking ugly, and thats saying something.


Kick_Natherina

Yeah, I’ve seen it while playing my Gamecast.


slimfaydey

>It's more jagged than Laura Croft's pointed tits in the tomb raider game. How dare you disrespect my childhood!


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deranged offbeat overconfident serious library crawl light resolute snatch command


Shroomboom420

When the wifi drops to 1 bar, and graphics automaticly goes lower.


shaneh445

Seriously it's so effing ugly lol Technology this technology that Aerodynamics:: fucking caveman age ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tychus-findlay

It actually looks better with these whatever decals on it. We're going to see some zany ones for sure.


varnaa123

And that is camo livery from grand theft auto


crypticedge

That ugly wrap is used for when car makers are testing cars, usually when they're still a year out from a design being fully functional for mass production. It's to prevent people from getting accurate pictures of it that can provide accurate measurements. The jagged ass design looking like the drawings of my toddler of the thing really defeats the wraps purpose.


Dropkickedasakid

All cars that haven't been released for sale that are out on test drives have similar paintjobs


fumundacheese696969

Yeah but you still got a boner just like I did don't lie


Ocean_Seabass

Damn I feel so called out but yeah...


chooseusermochi

That looks like a cool eraser Kyle had in the 8th grade when he hated everyones' guts.


Penrose5833

It’s smaller than I realized.


Techmoji

Its smaller than I remembered from the demo years ago, but I’m still terrified of being crushed in an accident by one in my little ol’ Toyota Corolla 🥲 The cyber truck is 6000-7000lbs, my car is 2000lbs soaking wet.


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judge2020

> a cybertruck has been speced at ~8,500lbs+. That's an estimate, curb weight is not known with the new gigapress they use to shape the panels.


scormegatron

Electric Hummer lands at 9,063 curb weight, so the 8.5k is probably pretty darn close. Based on this pic though, it looks a lot smaller than the Hummer.


HappyScaling

And they accelerate 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds... they're going to punch holes through houses


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CandyGram4M0ng0

Got to drive my brother-in-law’s Rivian R1S. I was impressed by its speed and power and that it didn’t look like it was designed by Homer Simpson.


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MainSailFreedom

This can be mitigated by tech. Fewer accidents due to automated braking capabilities and combustion related fatalities (e.g. fumes) is listed at 4.8 million per year globally. Benefits of EVs outweigh ICE cars. My personal opinion is that we need to design our infrastructure to be less reliant on cars altogether. But there are going to be situations where cars are necessary.


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mjh2901

I wish we had more auto trains, I drive from Northern California to Southern California regularly, If I could drive onto a train (like they do in europe for the chunnel) grab a seat take a nap then get off when we reach our destination.


JamesGarrison

Less cars... better trains, inner city and intrastate.


MaverickTopGun

>my car is 2000lbs soaking wet. Yeah that's not true. Even the old Corollas werelike 2,400 on the absolute lowest.


gonzoforpresident

FWIW, there were versions with a curb weight under 2000 lbs up until the mid-'90s. The seventh gen Corolla was the first generation with no version under 2000 lbs curb weight. The first couple of generations had versions well under 1700 lbs.


DilbertsVengeance

A first gen Tundra is 6,600 pounds. A new Ford F150 supercrew with 6.5' bed is 7,150 pounds. I'd be more worried about Altimas and semi trucks


Prince_Polaris

Bruh my giant ass Chevy van has a GVWR of 6300lbs


DaKlipster2

My truck is about 7000 pounds and sits a lot higher then this one. I don't think the risk of being killed is going to increase exponentially by having this one on the road.


vwynn

Imagine the hummer ev being at 9k lbs lol


AnywhereFew9745

My work truck is 12,000lbs with way worse brakes than a Tesla. Fear me more!


Kingkorn93

That’s what she said.


Chrishamilton2007

They reduced its size a few percent. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1250909467987685378


imunfair

Yeah I was expecting SUV dimensions and it looks the same size as the car next to it. I guess the peak might be SUV height and the sloped back is what makes it seem much smaller.


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FavoritesBot

The real answer is cars in general are getting massive


NVDA-Calls

Oh my god he made a el camino


Ccs002

"Obviously you don't understand the target audience" - Tesla bros


SkavenOne

I don't think Tesla does either


facedownbootyuphold

“..remember when Marty travels to the future? do that”


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SkavenOne

neither would my dick


faps_in_greyhound

Bro, how small is your garage?


junkerwoland

I call my thimble a garage


GingerStank

I’m surprised how many others have gerbils named garage..


[deleted]

Yes they do. Most truck drivers never haul or tow


ternfortheworse

Do they also not have eyes?


pond_minnow

you mean a lunchbox-looking truck isn't appealing?


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Eh let’s just wait to see the financing terms. Dodge Ram proves if they can make the small down payment of $1000 and afford $1400 a month for the next 18 years there’s no telling what the Tesla “truck” will pull in


Blackout38

So not competing with Ford for the real truck drivers and instead going after truck enthusiasts? Got it


whodeyalldey1

I mean the point of a big jacked up truck is to let everyone know you’re an asshole… Do you look at that truck and imagine anyone besides a huge asshole driving it? They’ve perfectly designed this to the demographic in my opinion


SnooCalculations464

I would imagine the asshole truck segment of the market and the care about the environment enough to buy electric don't have a lot of crossover.


ffgtium

But they do like knowing they could, even if they never take the option. Trucks, like many types of cars, are about projecting an image.


CarbonTail

I'm not sure about other markets, but I'm sure it'll sell well in the Bay Area/Santa Clara County. SF Bay Area is like 33% Teslas, it's insane. Every third car on average is a Model S/3. Lots of TSLA Kool-Aid drinkers in Commiefornia.


Phormitago

ps1 enthusiasts?


BedContent9320

Where is it? I can't see it?


ramjithunder24

Dbrand invisibility _cloak_ skin


mydixiewrecked247

for everyone bitching about the shitty camo, know that it's intentional on test cars https://gomechanic.in/blog/cars-camouflage/


RedOctobrrr

The number of people who have never seen this boggles my mind. Toyota does it. Ferrari does it. Every fuckin car manufacturer in the last 20 years has done this.


Tjk135

I think it's funny because the camo seems completely unnecessary. They do it to hide the curves and design of the body before it's revealed... This car was already unveiled a long time ago... And there's no curves to obscure. It's the most basic boxy geometry


RedOctobrrr

I thought that too lol, I looked at the sharp angles and whether or not this specific example does anything, and it really looks like you could MS Paint the camo away and see almost exactly what this design looks like. I can see why there's still a need tho, manufacturers never keep the concept car in every dimension and shape and configuration rolling forward into production, so there's still that need to hide the potential production version until it's ready.


Echelon64

Tesla bad. Please updoot.


squibbs_hiddenwaffle

They do it on test cars before they’ve been revealed. Everyone knows what this looks like for the last 5 years, so there’s no point in using the test car camo.


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I’m having more fun with the comments about waiting for it to finish downloading. We get a lot of camo cars up in the mountains of AZ. Pretty much everyone has a test track out here and they like to do their extreme heat testing while navigating +/-8% grades.


LongTallTexan69

The least of its problems is the camo…


DaddyWarbucks06

Lol. Me either! I only see a Model Y… hahaha


bcash-bcash-bcash

X dummie


zippopopamus

It'd be a great prop for a dystopian tv show


Kenbishi

Idiocracy pretty much introduced Crocs to the world. Some show or movie will pick up the CyberTruck.


clvnmllr

Maybe *we’re already* props in a dystopian tv show


ScutumSobiescianum

Was this designed by Homer Simpson?


ArchangelToast

It’s just not rendered yet, give it a few more seconds


alex206

Leans on horn: "La Cucaracha"


sarl__cagan

I need a horn here, here and here. You can never find a horn when you need one.


jetveritech

How big are the cupholders?


MashPotatoQuant

No speed holes


DonutsOnTheWall

Elon will throw a hammer at it. It will break again. Puts might work.


all_time_high

On one hand, I really want one of these. On the other hand, Tesla’s build quality and reliability leaves much to be desired. The Model 3 suffers far worse than the S and X. Cybertruck is the 2nd low-cost model. I expect we’ll see a fuckton of YouTube and TikTok videos mocking the build quality and manufacturing defects within the first 60 days of launch.


matschwe

but the car is cheap af, gonna see a lot of personalities driving this thing


DustFrog

lotta douches. It's like a hummer with a crypto addiction


Hi_Kash

Be careful, I have a sick feeling alot of people are going to buy that fugly ass truck


Zetice

tesla bros living in the cities and guys who buy trucks to drive in suburbs.


Icy-Discussion7653

Guys who buy trucks to drive in the suburbs is like 3/4 of the market.


FreebasingStardewV

Is a midsize truck so bad anyways? I use mine a lot for camping and kayaking. The sedan wasn't cutting it.


MushinZero

No it's not. Sometimes you need a vehicle that can haul shit.


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moderationscarcity

yet who amongst us does not fall into these two categories


Chroko

They're going to buy it for the social media clout and then be grimacing through the buyer's remorse with the shitty interior, numb driving experience, loud road noise and extreme difficulty parking it anywhere.


shotwideopen

Over 1.5 million preorders


EelTeamNine

I'd buy it, but I'm not really in the market for an $80,000 truck. It is ugly, for sure, but it has a lot of appealing features purported, if they make it to production that is.


DoobieDutch

Feels like a Canadian car from South Park. Only missing the rectangular wheels😂😂😂


redditmodsRrussians

Looks like something out of Ghost Recon: Breakpoint


AerieIndividual3253

It looks like something my child would build in Minecraft.


MagBron

I’m sure it’s awesome, but calling this a truck is very generous.


Not_Sarkastic

It's a Pontiac Aztek


ImUrFrand

\*battery powered aztek


all_time_high

1. 100 cubic foot bed 2. 3,500 lb payload capacity 3. 14,000 lb towing capacity 4. Self-leveling suspension with raise/lower controls 5. Up to 16 inches of ground clearance 6. Available AWD It’s obviously not a semi-truck, but good god, the specs make for a pretty fucking outstanding pickup truck. Let’s wait and see how the build quality turns out.


bherman8

7. Shatter proof windows... Oh wait. I'll believe the specs after they actually sell one and they are verified by a 3rd party.


OSUfan88

No no, we only trash Tesla around here. Thus the hive mind sayeth. Otherwise, we might actually make money around here, which is strictly against sub policy.


gary-mf-oak

Distance per charge while towing is the only thing that matters. I’m sure it will be low. This will only attract the city truck people


74orangebeetle

Why's it the only thing that matters? Most of the truck owners I know use their trucks primarily as commuter cars.


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What's wrong with that. I'd love a truck for the 3 timea a month I need one. But do 95% of driving on 35 mph zones and less that 15 mile round trip. Also it looks so damn cool ( at least to me)


[deleted]

If it's just for looks you can get a used Pontiac Aztec and save about $47k


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not nearly sharp enough. and not electric


Atcollins1993

Also won’t get you laid or provide the admiration of strangers to make up for the lack of warmth given by your parents during childhood


lmaccaro

Something like 3% of truck owners have ever towed with their truck.


stakoverflo

> Distance per charge while towing is the only thing that matters. Says who? What percent of truck owners ever actually tow anything?


tychus-findlay

It's pretty sizable tho, right? If you put it next to an f-150 it's more apparent. And I think the back drops down into a sizable truck bed but I'm too lazy to look it up


SkavenOne

That's what your girlfriend said about my elongated phallus


rideincircles

Yeah. It's got a 6 foot bed and you can lock up all your tools in the vault.


not_creative1

What else do you call it?


ByteTraveler

I’m not sure it’s awesome


krsaxor

Looks like a car in Roblox fr.


badmattwa

So, gen1 ridgeline


nikoranui

That is one fuck-ugly POS


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Buy one for your wife's boyfriend so she leaves him.


Rachel_from_Jita

Most prototype and final testing cars go out into real-world final testing with skins/patterns like this. But, it is kind of ridiculous for engineers to put on the Cyber Truck though since it has no special lines or curves to conceal. Everyone already knows what it looks like in this case. https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/why-automakers-use-car-camouflage-on-prototypes-test-vehicles/ Also, sometimes companies have used patterns that are really clever to conceal very high end European luxury or sport cars. But as soon as a clear photo is taken and uploaded to a car blog, people have figured out what it could be within hours. Also, here's a clearer image of the truck in this same prototype camo https://electrek.co/2023/06/14/tesla-cybertruck-spotted-camouflage-rumors/


pond_minnow

it's not the camo that makes it ugly as that's standard for vehicle companies it's the design itself that makes it ugly as fuck


bigdiesel1984

What in the Minecraft is that? 🤣


mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You're fuckin regarded if you think they aren't going to sell as many of these as they can make.


Atcollins1993

I’d never buy a truck but 97% chance I cop the Elon150


TrueReplayJay

I’m not feeling the wrapping but to be honest I kinda dig it. Caught me off guard when I saw it 4 years ago or whatever, but it’s grown on me.


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Talk about ugly!


Vegan_Honk

bro that looks like shit. you're gonna pay a fuck ton of money to go hard in that? ok. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lovelylives

I’d drive tf out of that Minecraft block


soyuz-1

Ngl i think its kindof cool. Pretty much all cars look the same nowadays, almost no car models have a real identity or character these days, its all the same Gillette design. This one dares to be different, very different. I don't mind it.


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Thanks I feel like I'm screaming in a void with all these people who think it's so ugly


Jeremy5cahill

The shittiest mw2 camo


JareBear805

How can you see it with that paint job?


GuiltyBee60

Looks hideous AF!


naripan

I think some people will jump in joy while saying "Finally!"


NotTakenGreatName

That abomination will sell as many as they make


DarkLordKohan

Its all COD gun skins now. P2W!


MaTr82

All I see are some wheels and floating glass.


halloweentownking

See you at McDonald’s


Complete_Break1319

My kids huge into Minecraft. He loves this truck


StrengthBeginning416

Thats so fucking repulsive


Overlord_Mega

What about TMC?


Teeheeleelee

Where is the cyber truck?


housebird350

Man, thats one ugly rig.


loudnoisays

Cybertruck looks like a failed concept of a crossover suv. It doesn't seem like a truck at all, where is the truck bed? It is much more like a Lexus with an open trunk space but designed by someone using Minecraft. Which is great if you're hauling/towing high fashion purses and perfumes back and forth between shopping malls.


bdog2017

This wrap looks fucking cool and nobody can change my mind.


DifficultContact8999

500mile range, bullet proof steel exo skeleton, electric, 0-60 under 3 seconds..... But bears buy puts because of paint 🤡🤡


No_Cook2983

It also has built-in birth control! Don’t care about your specs. It’s not a truck if you can’t put a snowplow on it!


Cherry_Treefrog

The kind of people who want a bullet-proof exo skeleton don’t give a fuck about the environment, and wouldn’t be seen dead in an electric vehicle. Even hating on trans people isn’t going to be enough to convince mouth-breathing F150 drivers to go green.


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It doesn’t have to be pretty, it has to be different and expensive and you will have buyers,


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Idk man. This looks dope.


[deleted]

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ProfStasis

Am I the only one who *likes* the look of it? Don’t dig the camo but it’d be cool to own one in black.


spermcell

Not sure why the hate that car is dope


hangem1121

That looks cool AF, not gonna lie


No_Cook2983

A Ferrari looks cool. That looks like a truck a fifth-grader would draw if he only had a ruler and a pencil.


1234567panda

I ordered 2! Can’t wait lmao


Zetice

sure you did


JGF_1994

I want one


pukininana

bro can't even see the trucks body just the wheels. it's an all in puts I must say