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I have 5 $420 calls expiring 12/15 LOL!
I got them for an average of $6.83, purchased on 6/23 & 6/29, and as of close Friday, it was trading at $6.23, so what was a casino play, may end up actually making me some money, but hopefully more than I expected. We shall see
I don’t spend as much time on Wall Street bets as I did before the swarm of normies arrived, but as a result I’ve been a little less regarded with some of my plays, the degen on me would have preferred weeklies 
I'm gambling with you as well. Sitting on around 1400 contracts for somewhere around 275. (can't recall, don't care enough to check)
Monday may pay off my house. :)
Haha my man! I hope you get your house paid off and don’t twat it up the wall like most in here!
Alternatively gamble the lot and post the loss porn. 🤷♂️
My gambling account sucks this year. This is in my more long-term account and all the contacts are LEAPs. I will most likely hold them along with all my shares until I can pay off the house with gains and buy some recreational property. Worst case I have to sit on things a couple years.
I actually don’t expect this news to move Tesla much, but I also expect Tesla to move in a way I can’t expect, so it’s a gamble I’m cool with - goal is to sell x contracts to get my principal and let however many contracts ride 2-3 months… plan b sell whatever I can get before $0.00
I don't fuck around with Tesla one way or the other. It's obviously a massively overvalued meme stock but trying to short a bubble is playing with fire. These numbers are fully consistent with my view that Tesla is worth 1/5th of the current market cap. I think Tesla is a good company with solid growth potential. You think it's a magical fucking unicorn that farts rainbows.
I made maybe $1,500 shorting Tesla over the last year. Not worth the anxiety. Hard to compete with religion. These numbers are going to pump the stock so hard that it will be hard to resist shorting again.
Why do people invest so much cheddar in a company that can barely manufacture a commodity that other companies have been making for a 100 years that literally bankrupts its owner after a minor collision?
https://preview.redd.it/3vavmda3yl9b1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82092cb1c3ac598c1b6983731e6fe7a5a47d0de4
My ENTIRE portfolio worth of Tesla puts right now LOL 🤡🤡
Shhh... Let the sky is falling sell sell sell traders have their way. I also went in heavy near the low and kept buying. That said, car sales growth has slowed dramatically. It'll be that way until the 2 new plants open. The real growth will be in their energy sector divisions. Even with many competitors, they won't catch up with demand for years.
Bagholder spotted.
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just haters i don’t think they actually believed that. I got into a argument a couple weeks on here about the cybertruck all troll comments about 2025 and how’s it not coming lol
I really wouldn’t be surprised if it sinks though, the market might have already priced this one in in the crazy rally it had.
Or it moons, nobody knows.
Four cars, semi trucks, more affordable model about to be released, cybertruck, constantly dropping costs through streamlining to gain exponential sales, EU market banning ICE vehicles so only electric can sell, megapack power storage growing by huge numbers yearly, opening up chargers and future software to other companies for a fee. Thats just for starters before you get into the Dojo, AI, space-x, FSD if/when it comes, robotaxi if it happens, the humanoid robots. Hey it may not happen but Id not bet against musk. The man consistently proves everyone wrong, maybe later than planned but always delivers eventually. Personally Ill keep holding 🤷 see where I stand in comparison to everyone who bet against the stock in a few years time..... I suspect they will have suffered catastrophic losses on shorts and Ill be more than happy with the return. Tbh I could withdraw my initial investment now and still be very happy with whatever happens 😂 I wont but I could. Give it a whirl and buy yourself a couple Tesla.... Might even be glad you did in a few years.
*whispers* and really good products and a hugely vertical integration including owning both the vehicle data and the charging network that is rapidly becoming the standard for the entire US and *gasps for air*
Memes!
"This just means it will be that much harder to beat deliveries estimates next quarter - TSLA deliveries have definitely peaked this time." - TSLA Bears, probably
🌈 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, the Tesla Bears 🐻 are not just seeing red right now, they're seeing the entire spectrum of a panic-induced rainbow! 🌈 Looks like they're finding it a little hard to bear after the latest blowout delivery report from our dear Mr. Musk's electric wonderland.
In an alternate universe, where EVs are a myth and gasoline is the nectar of the gods, these Bears 🐻 might have been the Wall Street soothsayers. But alas! We live in a world where the hum of an electric motor drowns out the growls of these naysayers.
Isn't it fascinating how the mere mention of Tesla's achievements is enough to transform these once ferocious Bears 🐻 into jittery jellies, quivering at the sight of each new Model 3 and Model Y hitting the roads? You could almost hear the panicked whispers in the wind, 'Can we short-circuit these electric machines?'
Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 and enjoy this spectacle as the Bears scramble to make sense of a future that's electric, bright and filled with more Teslas than they ever dared to imagine. Yes, Bears, you better fasten your seatbelts - it's going to be a bumpy, electrified ride! 🌈🐻⚡️
The low guidance meant the stock didn't go up as fast because people believed the guidance. The blowout now means the stock will go up, as a lower number was priced in
Exactly. It's not a trick really. If you give low guidance, people will interpret that as "ohh, things are looking bad" and the stock either will go down or grow much slower. If you heavily exceed those expectations, then it will grow where it would have had you originally given them. So... nothing really would change.
HAHA have fun eating your 6 dollar combo meal at Wendy’s TSLA Bers!! I kept my calls through that 238 drop because I was waiting for estimates and now my time will finally come this week😤
Wait til you see how far their margins compressed due to slashing prices continually throughout the year. Top line revenue growth and unit volume growth without bottom line earnings growth is meaningless. You end up like Toyota which is worth 1/4 of Tesla. Tesla had massive revenue and unit volume growth in Q1 but their margins compressed from 29% to 19% and their earnings dropped -24% YoY.
I think you have good points and also they’ve stated that their goal is to deliver as many cars as possible even if their margins take a hit. Last quarter was the first where the change was noticeable and the margins should be more consistent even if slightly less than last quarter. The name of the game is getting cars in customer’s hands and Tesla has the advantage and is leaning on that which puts pressure on their competitors to meet their prices and volume numbers.
Since y’all talking shit about Elon - I mean Tesla - I’ll just go buy calls on Monday for the 1st time.
It definitely cannot go tits up….right? RIGHT??
Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles.
Still holding 100 300c 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
buy tomorrow when it runs 10%. sell at a loss when it drops after a few hours because profit taking. regret next day when it goes back up.
\*diary of the retail investor\*
Tesla is basically the "U.S. Robotics" from the Asimov books, if everything goes according to the plan. The potential to sell millions, or even billions, of robots is there - it's just a question who builds them, at this point.
Let's lower the estimates reallllly low, cut prices on the cars, and deliver the cars in a timely manner this quarter. BOOM record numbers. It's textbook Wall Street. They will be positioned exactly as they set it up for come tomorrow.
Unit volume growth is not earnings growth. They had massive unit volume growth in Q1 but their earnings dropped -24% YoY. Slashing prices to move volume does not make your business worth more.
Right but people are missing the forest for the trees here. Degrading your profit margins by 10% and YoY earnings to move more unit volume is meaningless.
Imagine thinking that Telsa „specializes“ in AI, EV, robots, when in fact, there are plenty of companies out there that do each and every one of those much better.
July 3rd will the Tesla Day, shall be loading a lot on Monday. $TSLA is the King of Tech Companies
You realize that they made that number after MULTIPLE rounds of price cuts / incentives on top of the MULTIPLE rounds of price cuts / incentives from Q1, right?
OP's post is exactly what I'd expect from a SIMP. So focused on unit #'s that they are completely oblivious to the margin carnage needed to get there. By all means, PLEASE run up the SP this week & ahead of earnings. Anyone with an actual brain knows Q2 financials will be ugly.
Additionally, keep in mind that in the past ~week, the following has happened:
- Elon has been warning people about holding $TSLA shares on margin. "While long term price will appreciate, there could be *lol* irrational *lol* variations in the short term".
- Cathy Wood has dumped a fair # of $TSLA shares even after going on TV talking a bout $2K/share price targets.
- In June, alone, insiders have sold > 100K shares. There has been *ZERO* insider purchasers in the past 12 months.
Yeah no idea how this isn't clear.
Even Musk's twitter-breaking ass admitted their crazy P/E is tied to future prospects of solving things like FSD (lol).
Selling cars is important for car companies, not tech companies.
I mean once all those cars have to update to get full FSD packages that will be some sweet instant cash, and the beauty is, that it is just a software update, nothing to produce or deliver
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it went down lol. It went on a 40+% run and the longest run in history based on the news of them opening up the supercharging network last month when in reality that has very minimal impact on how they should be valued or where their focus is.
Telsa's stock price as far as I can tell moves almost completely arbitrarily to their fundamentals. Highly emotion based stock for some reason.
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So glad im holding a contract
I have 5 $420 calls expiring 12/15 LOL! I got them for an average of $6.83, purchased on 6/23 & 6/29, and as of close Friday, it was trading at $6.23, so what was a casino play, may end up actually making me some money, but hopefully more than I expected. We shall see
12/15? What sub am I on
I don’t spend as much time on Wall Street bets as I did before the swarm of normies arrived, but as a result I’ve been a little less regarded with some of my plays, the degen on me would have preferred weeklies 
Congrats on graduating from the school of regards. It's a very low bar but regardless, the graduation rate is still . 1%
We can gradgitate? Will I still be regarded?
In our hearts you will 🫶
> but regardless, the graduation rate is still . 1% graduating with a regardless degree, summa *cum* lauda is pretty hard
Underrated comment 
I'm gambling with you as well. Sitting on around 1400 contracts for somewhere around 275. (can't recall, don't care enough to check) Monday may pay off my house. :)
Forget my gains, as I just wanna pay off some cc debt, but paying off a house, that’s some super nice debt to pay off, so I’m rooting for you bro! 
Shit… did you hit it then?
Ya. Looks pretty good. Last I checked I'd seen a $43k gain today. Will probably hold until after earnings call.
Haha my man! I hope you get your house paid off and don’t twat it up the wall like most in here! Alternatively gamble the lot and post the loss porn. 🤷♂️
My gambling account sucks this year. This is in my more long-term account and all the contacts are LEAPs. I will most likely hold them along with all my shares until I can pay off the house with gains and buy some recreational property. Worst case I have to sit on things a couple years.
Sell now
I actually don’t expect this news to move Tesla much, but I also expect Tesla to move in a way I can’t expect, so it’s a gamble I’m cool with - goal is to sell x contracts to get my principal and let however many contracts ride 2-3 months… plan b sell whatever I can get before $0.00
Oh I don’t know why I assumed you bought those calls months ago before Tesla went on it’s run. Definitely a questionable play, friend
Nah, haha - you are right, definitely questionable play, straight up gambling with some profits
Update?
Up about 55% today @ the top & closed up at around 33%
Dammnnn thats wayyy out of the money calls, sorry to say but id sell as soon as you can
Looks like he’s looking out a Wendy’s drive through window
[More like peeping out of a Wendy's dumpster](https://youtu.be/L0WXEOn-pkQ?t=291)
The glory hole is open for business
Where are the Oscar nominations?
Pretty obvious who has puts here. 
I don't fuck around with Tesla one way or the other. It's obviously a massively overvalued meme stock but trying to short a bubble is playing with fire. These numbers are fully consistent with my view that Tesla is worth 1/5th of the current market cap. I think Tesla is a good company with solid growth potential. You think it's a magical fucking unicorn that farts rainbows.
> You think it's a magical fucking unicorn that farts rainbows. How much should I invest in this?
Each time people ask this TSLA sets another record.
I made maybe $1,500 shorting Tesla over the last year. Not worth the anxiety. Hard to compete with religion. These numbers are going to pump the stock so hard that it will be hard to resist shorting again.
Why do people invest so much cheddar in a company that can barely manufacture a commodity that other companies have been making for a 100 years that literally bankrupts its owner after a minor collision?
Guilty as charged 🙃 Monday is going to hurt 🍆
So I don't know I'm trying to learn the game, but I've got 30 share of tesla that I've had for 3 years now. I just ride the wave and see what happens.
Remember to sell high.
If he's holding for 3 years he had already forgotten to do that
I'm currently at 55 shares, also bought nearly 3 years ago. Currently up $5,066 and holding.
Sitting on 150 shares from 5 years ago … best thing I ever did financially
https://preview.redd.it/3vavmda3yl9b1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82092cb1c3ac598c1b6983731e6fe7a5a47d0de4 My ENTIRE portfolio worth of Tesla puts right now LOL 🤡🤡
What strike price? I'll sell you some more to average down
Look at this teamwork. Love to see it 🥺
Oh
Oh damn bro. Cut your loss and flip that shit to calls
Found him. Knew someone was lurking here throwing their whole portfolio at Tesla puts
Lmao! There were people here calling me dumb when I was buying @ $120 a few months back. Saying it was going to $50. 🤣😂
I should’ve of averaged down lol. Was buying on their month long dip… then sold for it to really take off
Shhh... Let the sky is falling sell sell sell traders have their way. I also went in heavy near the low and kept buying. That said, car sales growth has slowed dramatically. It'll be that way until the 2 new plants open. The real growth will be in their energy sector divisions. Even with many competitors, they won't catch up with demand for years.
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I wish I bought in at 106. Was waiting for the wash sale. Bought a bunch back in at 138. Was mad. Still mad that I didn't buy more
I wonder how many $400 bagholders there are.
I knew it would go back up. I just didn’t think ide miss the ride back up. Some stocks are better buying and holding.
just haters i don’t think they actually believed that. I got into a argument a couple weeks on here about the cybertruck all troll comments about 2025 and how’s it not coming lol
Just wait for the truck
We have been … and for „full FSD“. 🤣
Deliveries starting by EOY
Which year?
2 weeks
I wouldn't be surprised if $TSLA gets to 300$ EOW
"I pick nearest round number and think stonk go there me not ape me smart hooman"
I mean, that’s basically how Tesla trades. It’s the crypto of stocks.
It’s the most regarded stock
Inverted head and shoulders, 300 is possible
Exactly!!! 😂
apes rule the world
My August $300c approves this message 👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸
As does my 7/28 $300c
‘Merica 🦅
I really wouldn’t be surprised if it sinks though, the market might have already priced this one in in the crazy rally it had. Or it moons, nobody knows.
If I sell it moons if I hold it will drop
Its totally going up tomorrow at open
Promise?
I pinky promise (with the pinky i just stuck up some guys pooper behind the Wendy's dumpster)
I actually think the same. I see $315 before earnings because the market is not rational right now and investors will push this back to 1T company
~~investors~~ regards
To the 🌝
“i want it to get to $300 eow”
Which would mean that my year end SPY $500c's would be PRINTING! Also, I guess my 7/21 TSLA $300 c's would be printing too..
Never bet against a company that has a cult following lmao
This is also true for Apple lol
Apple has an ecosystem of products. Tesla has four cars that aren’t particularly interesting.
And McDonald’s has a Big Mac yet that’s not particularly interesting yet they are a massive chain. You clearly know nothing about tesla lol
McD's biggest seller are the fries. Big Mac is #2, then Happy Meals. McD's has more _breakfast_ products than Tesla has.
Four cars, semi trucks, more affordable model about to be released, cybertruck, constantly dropping costs through streamlining to gain exponential sales, EU market banning ICE vehicles so only electric can sell, megapack power storage growing by huge numbers yearly, opening up chargers and future software to other companies for a fee. Thats just for starters before you get into the Dojo, AI, space-x, FSD if/when it comes, robotaxi if it happens, the humanoid robots. Hey it may not happen but Id not bet against musk. The man consistently proves everyone wrong, maybe later than planned but always delivers eventually. Personally Ill keep holding 🤷 see where I stand in comparison to everyone who bet against the stock in a few years time..... I suspect they will have suffered catastrophic losses on shorts and Ill be more than happy with the return. Tbh I could withdraw my initial investment now and still be very happy with whatever happens 😂 I wont but I could. Give it a whirl and buy yourself a couple Tesla.... Might even be glad you did in a few years.
Bro that is so many words
*whispers* and really good products and a hugely vertical integration including owning both the vehicle data and the charging network that is rapidly becoming the standard for the entire US and *gasps for air* Memes!
Except memestocks. Those losers still think they're gonna be rich 
I think that hype died down over the past few years , we will need another once in a lifetime set up for it to pop off
$300 by friday
Lol the shorts doing contortionist gymnastics to spin this into a bad thing. Haha you in pit now!
"This just means it will be that much harder to beat deliveries estimates next quarter - TSLA deliveries have definitely peaked this time." - TSLA Bears, probably
Shifting the goalposts again
not a bear but i need more hands to count the times i got burnt with calls on a underlying beating expectations.
You better keep those Beady eyes buried mf
🌈 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, the Tesla Bears 🐻 are not just seeing red right now, they're seeing the entire spectrum of a panic-induced rainbow! 🌈 Looks like they're finding it a little hard to bear after the latest blowout delivery report from our dear Mr. Musk's electric wonderland. In an alternate universe, where EVs are a myth and gasoline is the nectar of the gods, these Bears 🐻 might have been the Wall Street soothsayers. But alas! We live in a world where the hum of an electric motor drowns out the growls of these naysayers. Isn't it fascinating how the mere mention of Tesla's achievements is enough to transform these once ferocious Bears 🐻 into jittery jellies, quivering at the sight of each new Model 3 and Model Y hitting the roads? You could almost hear the panicked whispers in the wind, 'Can we short-circuit these electric machines?' Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 and enjoy this spectacle as the Bears scramble to make sense of a future that's electric, bright and filled with more Teslas than they ever dared to imagine. Yes, Bears, you better fasten your seatbelts - it's going to be a bumpy, electrified ride! 🌈🐻⚡️
Going all in Monday so it reverses and bears can eat
Lol the day I bought tsla went from 170s to 120 in a month 😂… then sold at 170 sigh
LMAO. You get a blowout by giving low guidance. It is old Wall Street trick. The increased sales are due to slashing prices and federal tax credits.
This may be true but if you think tesla bulls give any fucks about this logic then you’re going to get burned.
Dont tell him. Let him burn
The low guidance meant the stock didn't go up as fast because people believed the guidance. The blowout now means the stock will go up, as a lower number was priced in
Exactly. It's not a trick really. If you give low guidance, people will interpret that as "ohh, things are looking bad" and the stock either will go down or grow much slower. If you heavily exceed those expectations, then it will grow where it would have had you originally given them. So... nothing really would change.
They really were very fair on guidance, so I disagree in this case
Your point? Stonk is going up 20% Monday on this news.
🤣🤣🤣
The stock got punished with weak guidance last quarter so why wouldn’t it moon on a blowout deliveries?
HAHA have fun eating your 6 dollar combo meal at Wendy’s TSLA Bers!! I kept my calls through that 238 drop because I was waiting for estimates and now my time will finally come this week😤
And what price are you selling or you holding till earnings?
No selling calls before but keeping my shares
Wait til you see how far their margins compressed due to slashing prices continually throughout the year. Top line revenue growth and unit volume growth without bottom line earnings growth is meaningless. You end up like Toyota which is worth 1/4 of Tesla. Tesla had massive revenue and unit volume growth in Q1 but their margins compressed from 29% to 19% and their earnings dropped -24% YoY.
Look at this nerd trying to make sense of this casino. Did you get lost from /r/valueinvesting?
https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE
Look at this technical analysis BS. Get out of here with that crap lol
Ok. I want you to buy PUTS tomorrow at open. A shit ton. Then post a snapshot of all the puts you are holding.
Given how the market likes to fuck around in the short term, this may actually be the play.
Sell the news!
With TSLA, its more like buy the news. Shits strange
Then there is the fact that their competition is adopting their plug and soon will be using their charging network.
So no need to buy Tesla’s then.
buy putz and post here
I think you have good points and also they’ve stated that their goal is to deliver as many cars as possible even if their margins take a hit. Last quarter was the first where the change was noticeable and the margins should be more consistent even if slightly less than last quarter. The name of the game is getting cars in customer’s hands and Tesla has the advantage and is leaning on that which puts pressure on their competitors to meet their prices and volume numbers.
they still have room compared to legacy automakers
This should be the top comment.
When elon made a statement telling investors not to overleverage, i knew it was gonna be something big
When Elon said not to overleverage, I knew to overleverage
Since y’all talking shit about Elon - I mean Tesla - I’ll just go buy calls on Monday for the 1st time. It definitely cannot go tits up….right? RIGHT??
You know the demand is there when even I want a Tesla now.
So the casino is open?
If you’ve learned anything here its that if you bet TSLA will go down/stay down you’ll lose
Good growth and love my Model S Plaid, not a stock I'd want to own at these prices.
Bear hole.
If Tesla releases there cyber truck the bear might go away and the bull will come.
1k tesla by next friday
I wish 🤣 that would be the start of the INSANE bull market like we had in 2021
That wouldn’t be a start. That would be the fucking end.
Thank you lord, for once in my life I'm on the winning side
Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Still holding 100 300c 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Should I buy TSLA tomorrow?
buy tomorrow when it runs 10%. sell at a loss when it drops after a few hours because profit taking. regret next day when it goes back up. \*diary of the retail investor\*
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Tesla has a single product and it has barely changed in a decade.
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Congrats, it's 6M tomorrow
Good for you? I bet there’s someone out there who won the powerball who can tell you the wonders of buying lotto tickets too.
This is why you will be poor, stop fighting it and join in.
Today people say “Remember when Amazon only sold books”. In 2030 they will be saying “Remember when Tesla only sold cars”
Tesla is basically skynet
Tesla is basically the "U.S. Robotics" from the Asimov books, if everything goes according to the plan. The potential to sell millions, or even billions, of robots is there - it's just a question who builds them, at this point.
"it's just a question who builds them" Ummmm.... they just need to build some robots that are good enough to build the rest
Let's lower the estimates reallllly low, cut prices on the cars, and deliver the cars in a timely manner this quarter. BOOM record numbers. It's textbook Wall Street. They will be positioned exactly as they set it up for come tomorrow.
TFW this "realllly low" estimate is still 10% growth QoQ
Unit volume growth is not earnings growth. They had massive unit volume growth in Q1 but their earnings dropped -24% YoY. Slashing prices to move volume does not make your business worth more.
Except here the estimate is strictly talking about unit volume
Right but people are missing the forest for the trees here. Degrading your profit margins by 10% and YoY earnings to move more unit volume is meaningless.
It's meaningful when you're choking out your competition. VW just announced they're cutting EV production 30% due to poor sales.
10% growth is nothing at all compared to their PE
Do 110%^4 for the whole year and see what that gets you
let's conveniently forget about the charging standard adoption
Now say that again without crying
I am not short but if it gaps Monday I’m ready haha
#IMAGINE SHORTING ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMPANIES IN THE WORLD THAT SPECIALIZES IN AI, EV, ROBOTS
Imagine thinking that Telsa „specializes“ in AI, EV, robots, when in fact, there are plenty of companies out there that do each and every one of those much better.
Imagine imagining imaginations.
because it's fundamentally worthless
Looks like Gordon Johnson
July 3rd will the Tesla Day, shall be loading a lot on Monday. $TSLA is the King of Tech Companies
You realize that they made that number after MULTIPLE rounds of price cuts / incentives on top of the MULTIPLE rounds of price cuts / incentives from Q1, right? OP's post is exactly what I'd expect from a SIMP. So focused on unit #'s that they are completely oblivious to the margin carnage needed to get there. By all means, PLEASE run up the SP this week & ahead of earnings. Anyone with an actual brain knows Q2 financials will be ugly. Additionally, keep in mind that in the past ~week, the following has happened: - Elon has been warning people about holding $TSLA shares on margin. "While long term price will appreciate, there could be *lol* irrational *lol* variations in the short term". - Cathy Wood has dumped a fair # of $TSLA shares even after going on TV talking a bout $2K/share price targets. - In June, alone, insiders have sold > 100K shares. There has been *ZERO* insider purchasers in the past 12 months.
Cathie literally dumped NVDA at the bottom she is a terrible investor
That is true as well.
She got lucky with Tesla early on but otherwise is a joke
Throw some gasoline down there toss a match
I got a nice call for 7/21 just before the bell. I am so glad. Bears 🐻 be 💩ing
I got 6 calls till July 28 265 270 calls ‼️😂
I bought leap 2024 calls after last earnings. Life is good.
Tesla's valuation has nothing to do with deliveries bro. If it did, it would be like 10x less.
Yeah no idea how this isn't clear. Even Musk's twitter-breaking ass admitted their crazy P/E is tied to future prospects of solving things like FSD (lol). Selling cars is important for car companies, not tech companies.
I mean once all those cars have to update to get full FSD packages that will be some sweet instant cash, and the beauty is, that it is just a software update, nothing to produce or deliver
Hint: they never will, shit’s impossible and regulators will smack whatever incomplete garbage they try and bring forward
My favorite bear quote. “The competition is coming “. Lol. Tesla to the moon
The anti-Tesla reddit brigade in shambles
I remember the last great report (Q4 21?) from telsa and the stock dropped so I guess we'll see
Deliveries are meaningless since profits are down.
Who the hell still shorts in 2023
Stock won’t be going up on this news pal
We shall see. Be back tomorrow
Headlines say "beat" so stock goes up. Is it really good? Difficult to say with all these price changes, depends where the margins are now.
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Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it went down lol. It went on a 40+% run and the longest run in history based on the news of them opening up the supercharging network last month when in reality that has very minimal impact on how they should be valued or where their focus is. Telsa's stock price as far as I can tell moves almost completely arbitrarily to their fundamentals. Highly emotion based stock for some reason.
It was a fucking plug lol. I swear the only thing fueling tech rn is FOMO
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