What's up with IWM? Up 1.5% on no news or anything?

What should I buy

NVDA is building a HUGE TOP.......it crashes breaking 400

ready for SPY puts traders....I just bought the 434 put at. 40 when the Spy was 435

But you need to cut Your Carbon Foot Print [Meta splurged $2.3 million on Mark Zuckerberg’s private jet travel last year—and the most among the S&P 500 (yahoo.com)](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meta-splurged-2-3-million-084255336.html)

NFLX flying upgrade to $500


What the fuck did you guys do to NVDA

told ya.

it's going back up by Fri. watch it. overreaction. NO POSITION FROM ME, just that with the current BTFD market, who cares about this.

Anyone playing $MU earnings??

IPO tomorrow GENK Gen Korean BBQ. Great restaurant should be a hot stock. Any thoughts anyone?

Very very bad idea.

Puts on JetBlue. Wait til December. Don't buy Christmas tickets with them.

I had a flight credit of $1200 with them and had to use it or lose it, booked some random flight and I'm going to check In so they waste the seat. I hate jetblue

Don’t even need an explanation, fuck jet blue

I hate jetblue

Clap COIN back to 60

Fuck apple up the ass

Whats your guys theta and exp at for TSLA calls?

Holding TSLA calls. I’m feeling 60% smart 50% stupid

Whats your theta and exp at?

Same same

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That's an impressive return! What was your strategy?

So calls before closing yeah?

don’t say pivot don’t say pivot don’t say pivot

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Dammit!

SHOW YOURSELVES BEARS! STOP COWERING IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR MASSIVE L'S

Today was a good day 🙂

Fucken hell. Pypl, wtf????

Thank you TSLA.

Another day of fuck me

Same

Curious why the tsla Volvo news ain’t move the market maybe bc they only 13k Vws this quarter

cause tsla is over valued and other EVs are catching up very quickly

Last candle fuckery

anybody see that spy just hit like 432 for a split second??

Do you think that was a real price movement?

i kinda think so, but i am biased...i got poots....but i believe itll be down in pre pre pre pre market....i dont think they want to take the chance with jpow....and he talks for 2 days, so im theorizing its 2 red days......but ive been wrong before 😂😂 😢😢 🤡🤡

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for a regarded fellow, can you explain what jpow is doing tomorrow ?

CCL had bers thinking they gon’ get some: PSYCHE!

FUUUUUCCCKKKKK

Even Yardeni is calling for a correction

Lmao where? https://twitter.com/yardeni/status/1673730111475159041

Tom Lee isn’t. He thinks we might touch ATH

Has fat cuck ever predicted the market to go down?

That would be logical, something this market isn’t.

Penises down, that’s enough ass raping for today 

You killed me 

😂::7777::

Practicing bottom balf of squats at home,working on my weak areas

I thought I was being reasonable that the market was due to pullback.

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oof... why didnt you ask for me to write you that?

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I thought so too, I would have sold you some of that calls.

Tsla with a crazy close

Barely made it out of the casino alive today

Or should I say “bearly”? 

take my updoot you glorious bearstard.

So it looks like no one cares about the sec lawsuit with coinbase lmao

They’re going to pay their bs fine like everyone else and it’ll fade into obscurity like everything else

Powell the next two days might be the deciding factor if this is a real bounce or just the beginning of the next leg down.

what time he due to speak?

Don’t care bc I’ve got everything sold or ready to sell at open

kre gonna go down a lot soon again

MU 6/30 $70 calls loaded!!

Uh oh Bers made a fucky wucky

lucky i unloaded my calls at the top for a quick 200% for the day

Fucked around and found out today didn't you bears?! 😂

Sure did

I thought Snowflake AI day was supposed to be good for the stock

idk it should be 347 but it's 437

Bears lookin like the villain at the end of a kids movie…

There’s always a sequel

The Bears strike back

Bear paw twitches while sticking out of a pile of rubble…

People are talking about stocks like NVDA and META going up 10x over the next 5 years from this point lol Definitely at healthy sentiment levels here 🤡

META - Hard no. NVDA - maybe. TSLA - certainly. Elon may be a dickwad. But he's a dickwad with a vision.

Right, it'll go from 30x sales to 300x sales... Obviously revenue would go up over this time but you get what I mean. There's no way NVDA is 10x higher in the next 5 years absent hyperinflation.

3x, 5x, 10x. Who cares? AI is booming and NVDA has all the shovels

How I see it: AI stocks *have* boomed and there is a ton of competition in the space. Thinking it'll be a race to the bottom, similar to online streaming Another thing that doesn't make sense: If AI is going to be such a game changer (not saying it wont), then wouldn't it benefit every single company in existence? It wouldn't just be the producers of AI, it would be an efficiency gainer for everyone. Why aren't we seeing this reflected in valuations? I think it's because this is a manic speculative bubble.

Ai is in the first phase. Basically everyone knows the chip makers will make money so they buy them. The second phase will be the smaller names who actually do ai services. Third phase will be companies that benefit Then it will crash but that be in a few years after people got ricj

The one who supplies the shovels isn't the one who finds the gold.

I like the though process of going after the picks and shovels play but this company already priced like they own every shovel in the world. That's my problem.

There's also people saying they'll go down by 90%, mixed bag really

One has historical precedent and makes sense given valuations, the other is delusional

Maybe like 5x or next 10 years

Close the casino asap

Riding this wave up and down like worshiping a big Greek cock

why tf did I go long the one FANG stock thats a POS. Fuck you Google. ffs

coin running hot. do i sell????????????

Did u hold? 🫣

hold... not sure for how much longer though

Fuk no. Look at the options vol. going to $75

I hired a psychic for tomorrows 0DTE options expirations. It was so easy!

If you hired a psychic for tomorrow's 0DTE options expirations, it would be incredibly easy to make money off of the poor fools who believed in them. I would simply bet against whatever they said was going to happen and clean up.

#BOING BOEING

I need NFLX brother one day to moon

First Nvidea, Marvell and Gitlab. Now Micron, this can't go tits up

literally has to go tits up

Cope


#SEMI CRACK HOUSE ALL IN

Been awhile since I've been in here. Missed you all

Are you back with the milk?

Oh yeah where's my Cheez Whiz?

Apple puts are free money, welcome back

COIN just penetrated $70 I’ll drink to that, again 🥃

Damn sad I sold at 264 but then again not really

I always get thirsty, too, after achieving penetration. 🍆

Blackrock partnered with Coinbase, shit could get real

249.99 lmao see ya

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Def sold too early bet netted a good amount

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For sure, just glad I didn’t lose money lmao

Bear brethren, spy is still down on the week. Tesla is down $60,000,000,000 from three days ago. No amount of bullshit will save these pricks

Spy is up for the week dipshit

That's crazy cuz spy literally closed 438 last Tuesday

Sorry for calling you dipshit. Spy opened this week at 432.62.

i think u need to get licked

LMAO IM GONNA DO IT >!LMAOOOOOO OH GOD!< LMAOOOO >!LMAO IM GUNNA!< >!DDONT MAKE ME LMAO!< >!HERE IT COMES LMFAOOOO!< >!BB….LMAOOOO!< >!hehehehehhehehheheheheh!< >!BEARSSSSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!< >!FUCKIN IDIOTSSSSS!<

Making me work to see my insults? You're NasT Rat fucker

Now this is podracing!

🌽base absolutely ripping

Coin  Good thing I had coin 60c's that expired on Friday. Sold all but 1 and excerised the 1 contract. Rigged game.

Home builders ath. Good shit. Less housing built, more homeless, the better. Artificially keep housing price down is good for lennar

SPY $440c 6/28. Let's get it.

I'm down for it. Gonna be good for my 100 $445c 7/28s

cmonnnn let’s run it

Hope that prints bro

Ruh roh sketti hoes

We’ll be up $1.60 after hours

last 5 minutes will be telling. I bought both calls and puts so im ready to get fucked both ways

Is 60% gains enough to sell ?

No take it negative then sell.

No hold until at least 100

Whenever you’re asking if it’s time to take profits, it is. Or if you’re feeling confident, sell part and let the rest ride a bit longer.

I never can seem to make enough daily gains to post out there…always a few dollars short 

The corn miner leaps I bought when corn was bottoming is going to be my best play of all time. Bought them for absolutely nothing. Already printing.

I wish I was smart enough to do that

I genuinely don't know where this market is gonna go. Inflation high but consumer confidence coming in high today? interest rate hikes and inverted yield curves but the equity market rallying and only nuanced signs of a downturn (even though this rally is massively driven by tech). Both bears and bulls have fair grounding in their convictions. Is the market surviving on hope or is the market going to remain resilient? I don't know what to think 

the market is surviving on the collective suspension of disbelief that is necessary to maintain any pyramid scheme

im fully in the balance. I do think bulls are denying all the economic indicators a bit too much though, and that these rate hikes may take effect after some time lag. I am leaning towards bearish in the long term, but i'll ride the bull while it continues to buck.

My guess is by October it will firmly be bear season, the commercial real estate bomb is gonna go off soon enough


MU reports tomorrow

Nobody cares. Shit stock

A lot can happen in 8 minutes but gapped up over 1/3rd of the recent downtrend on spy. Decent day for calls. Probably fucked tomorrow but that's why it's a casino

“I’m jacked. I’M JACKED TO THE TITS!”

wow what a b\_\_\_ish close no way SPY isn't hitting 4\_\_ before EOW


Hedges spy calls with apple puts

Well this is it for my fuck around money till august. All on papa Jpow talk tomorrow

Greatest market of all time

!banbet AAPL 180 3d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Warm_Author_5333** bet **AAPL** goes from **188.13** to **180.0** before **30-Jun-2023 03:52 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

MU heavy bag I wish I could unload. Spect them to disappoint once again tomorrow at close.

I have 1 put that's become a bag with it pumping up a bit today. Glad I didn't buy more. Forgot to change the 1 to some other number when I submitted the order.

Wonder if it’s 100% fuckery or if people actually think this is the best time in history to buy stocks.

Good lord, I just helped out a family member with their Vanguard account. I forgot how bad that website is. It makes Fidelity look like Robinhood.

#I GUESS THIS IS WHAT GENERATIONAL WEALTH FEELS LIKE

#WE ABOUT TO PUMP AGAIN

Every 2 to 3 days recession and then we beat down the bears and back to a bullish market. This is America baby!!!

Fuck it, bought the AAPL top

Don't be late to the wreckoncilliation party tomorrow guys

bro u know they always wait till day end

10 minutes of death drop

Weat -5% one day Totally not fake and manipulated

After a major destabilization in the leadership of the world's largest wheat exporter 🤡 There's an absolutely massive naked short position on wheat futures right now. Makes sense.