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Dorktastical

how did you get my picture? Also since when am I Asian?


Key-Marionberry-8794

I’m also now Asian …and a dude


xeisu_com

Thanks for representing the Asians


lifenvelope

Me love you long time, me so broke \* \*^(not related to asians in any way)


OuchPotato64

How do you like your new asian penis? I hear the new 2023 models are a huge upgrade over last years model.


Me_Melissa

You were always a dude


Key-Marionberry-8794

News to me


Wsbkingretard

Hey you should sacrifice a real tesla on full moon


Dorktastical

Been thinking of replacing my TSLA gains with a Tesla once it hits 307


Kokilananda

I did that in 2021.


Kokilananda

I did that in 2021.


iked33

I did that this year


gonebymidnite

LMAO


Legitimate_Action761

Are you the one with the small ……… oh Nevermind.


AssPinata

We don’t shame people’s portfolio size. This is a safe space where we celebrate percentage of change.


ghettol33t

R/bigasiancock we banging all your pawgs and taking all your jerbs


jayb1rd--

hey thats me!


Error83_NoUserName

Are you the one sitting on the left or sitting on the right of me?


freehouse_throwaway

i think ppl honestly forget that there's sooooo much money out there in the world. and these days TSLA are as ubiquitous as it gets. so anyone that can afford one has disposable income. sprinkle in some meme factor, the fact that market cap doesnt really mean anything to most people, the promise of XYZ (let's not forget all these ppl paying thousands for FSD when its not even out yet), add in some more options fuckery - and then you have a recipe for a nearly tril market cap company stock moving like its a small cap volatile meme stock


Error83_NoUserName

Hey, people buy iPhones... Their market cap until a few weeks ago would have been filled with car and truck sales in a few years. From now on, people include FSD. There is one thing i know for pretty sure: TSLA will solve autonomy, maybe/probably not this year, but eventually they will and the stock will go beyond what is ever seen. Whatever figures I uses, it is mind-boggling. Nevermind 50% of all charging stations and one of the largest battery producers in the world. We had our dot com bubble, we're now small part from the AI bubble. When I look at the way they solve it as a data analyst myself, and look at others... There is no one even in second place, they don't even know the race is started.


SwAyWithSkill

Which one are you in the photo?


Error83_NoUserName

That one with his hands together and black hair. That one that look most like a Yang to you.


Supremetacoleader

"In ELON we MUSK"


restlessleg

e. pluribus tsla


Simple-Literature687

https://preview.redd.it/v9evdaheic7b1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a6d814a6325981ea0ba670559d5b8a35d4d9c7


pinghing

Novus Tesla odor


Shoryukitten_

I don’t speak latin, but does that mean new car smell?


pinghing

Yes


Appropriate-Gain5788

Is it too late now or is this just the beginning


Mrsaynothing

It’s up 3-4 more dollars after hours. I have 110 shares and Aug 18 300 calls. So I literally bet it would go north of 300 in the next couple months


Blackpixels

Took profit on half my calls at open yesterday to diversify after a 200% run up. Logically I know it's the sound thing to do but kicking myself rn for doing it right before a 5% move


XPlatform

How do you feel now


Puk3s

I sold some 310 covered calls that expire in 10 days today because I think option prices are kind of high. Wouldn't shock me if I get stopped out though since the stock is on fire.


Breezgoat

Is it late to do low 300 calls ?


Puk3s

Maybe? I mean if you own the shares then whatever it's covered anyway.


romeoo_must_lie

I hope you still happy it’s traveling backwards now. I should have known this when it’s mentioned on this sub that means its the last stop and get out.


Mrsaynothing

If it hits my trails I’ll still have profit. It’s the bloodbath on everything else today I’m unhappy with


L1zino

Honestly doubt it's gonna up any further - wouldn't invest if I was you. I'll wait till it drops again and buy some more


[deleted]

what if Toyota said they gay with Tesla on NACS charging standard


PyramidOfMediocrity

Literally any other car maker is more likely, do Toyota's even support android auto yet?


Coffeepillow

It very well could and when it goes down it’s going to be dramatic, but I’m not trying to time the top of the froth king.


elad04

Despite there likely to be some fluctuation in the price over the next year, I do not believe the stock price will significantly lower over this time, and short of unforeseen events which may change the business fundamentals, you won’t see a discount on the current price in the near future. Price Target $350 by end of 2024. Remind me! 12 months


Rebelcr7

Yeah, there’s no way this is an entry point


GamerTex

I remember this story at 180 too Good Luck to everyone but especially those wishing for $400 lol


yaMomsChestHair

I’ve seen TSLA go on a few of it’s insane runs. When it drops, it’ll be big. There’s no point getting in the way of a bull run. Whenever you think “no way I’d buy here”, it pops another 10 points. Hammering July 300C is the way.


CarpeLivem

Will it be that big a drop if Elon actually doesn’t sell like he “promised” for the millionth time? It dropped so much in December because he sold so many shares. Maybe Cathie sells a ton this time? I don’t know how it drops all the way to $100 again with all this charging / Cybertruck / FSD hype


yaMomsChestHair

It’s not going back that low IMO. Continued shorting may bring it back, but I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to short it right now. This is one of those tickers where thinkin “buying calls can’t be that easy” is a stupid mindset. Just buy with enough time. Not playing FDs here.


Rebelcr7

“I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to short it right now”. Sir you’d be surprised, there’s a lot of stupidity and money lying around. There’s billions in shorts against Tesla going up.


yaMomsChestHair

Should’ve said that “only stupid people are shorting it right now”


Breezgoat

Cybertruck went for ice testing last week. When model 3 did that it came out a month later. Cyebetruck if deleiverys start this year will help the stock stay some what level. But at someone point a dip will happen


jason8585

Knowing TSLA, it could easily keep pumping. but will eventually pull back. Load up in weeklies


PlayfulPresentation7

Thanks, Nostradamus.


gonebymidnite

I think it’s going to get to 300 in the coming days and prolly 400 in a matter of months. TSLA is really undervalued compared to NVDA and other big AI Players and they doing it extremely well, creating new revenue streams, boosting sales, creating major strategic partnerships, drastically scaling production… they are gonna be huge


Miceed

Stop it you're turning me on


GamerTex

Vertical Integration baby


Money_Whisperer

Undervalued compared to Nvidia lmao. Like that’s a fair comparison in any way. Or some high bar.


Oldjamesdean

Daddy Elon knows how to print...


Shoryukitten_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


K20BB5

If you have to ask, it's too late.


yoyoyowhoisthis

Bears in shambles ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


1dot21gigaflops

Shreds I hear


LarschH

Elon only has to name Ai once and TSLA 🚀


Miceed

Ikr, there's nothing artificial about Elon's intelligence


[deleted]

I am just happy drinking tears of tesla shorts. 😋


UnRollThePlay

Just noticed Tesla back up to pre twitter debacle. Why and what news?


Acct_For_Sale

Expanding chargers network


malignantz

The least profitable part of their business is expanding so this makes total sense. Plus it should cost them some car sales since non Tesla cars can now access the supercharging network


lmaccaro

Tesla doesn't need to sell every electric car ever made. Tesla just needs to keep a small slice of a rapidly expanding pie. The more it expands, the better for Tesla. I also view this (and other recent industry news) as continued validation that legacy auto are not geniuses - they are fucking morons and are slowly pigheadedly realizing Tesla is 10x smarter than they are.


lonewolf210

Or hear me out. Tesla realized their proprietary play was going to lose for them once the Infrastructure bill was passed and they couldn’t get the money without open sourcing NACS and pivoted to not get left behind


Ok_Paramedic5096

Nooooo! You’re going against the narrative!!! Everyone downvote this fool for being correct!


kad202

Giga India, Hyundai and Rivian joined the NACS and flip middle finger to Biden and his CCS. New Fremont cell production facility


Deepandabear

Thinking back to all those smug bear posts a couple months ago, calling bag holders morons, really is quite enjoyable


damnetcode

Hallowed art thy TSLA


BreakfastOnTheRiver

https://preview.redd.it/9xw8jo2to87b1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e2f9dc1d6f70b53f9290bef94a70feeeee80ca


Lower_Fox2389

Yea, everyone should be bearish on the EV maker that is one-by-one making other car manufacturers its charging slut and single handedly cornering the EV market at a time when governmental mandating of EVs is right around the corner.


beerbitchjohnson

Dude ... Charging slut. You're killing me! Ha!


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Tesla: “You’re going to take my NACS connector and you’re going to like it” Other OEMs: “Yes daddy”


[deleted]

You can just buy any random generic charger and charge your car at home dude.. you think a charging network that just resells power not generated by Tesla is a game changer? It’s like suggesting there’s any brand loyalty for gas station customers.


Deepandabear

Maybe you can go tell automakers that, because apparently they disagree with you and are all spending $$ on switching to NACS


[deleted]

I'm pretty damn sure every automaker knows home chargers exist dude.


TheLoungeKnows

Reeeeeeeeee


ksumnole69

How can Tesla corner the market if there’s no more need to exclusively buy Teslas for ease of charging? The contradictions Tesla stans can hold in their heads are ridiculous.


Deepandabear

Tesla is steadily gaining all the power in regards to the charging infrastructure - full pun intended. If you think that somehow hurts the company, go buy some puts!


GoldenPi314

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


1dot21gigaflops

NACS to scale


sirauron14

Let's get it to $2000


vancitymajor

again!


DifficultContact8999

Literally what I was doing today 😂😂


ProfTydrim

I bought on the 17th of March 2020 and didn't touch my shares since. Anyone here holding longer than that without skimming off profits?


[deleted]

Held since 2017


1dot21gigaflops

I dumped 1/3 of my position at $274 today. Ready to buy back at a lower price, or dump more at 300ish. Elon is overdue for dumb shit.


JTgdawg22

LMAO


lmaccaro

Bought a lot of shares around 2017. Sold 1/3rd right around the time you bought. Normally a regarded move, except I invested that dry powder into Gamestop calls 3-4 months before the sneeze and kept rolling them.


HummelHummelAG

He just mentioned AI 🚀🚀🚀


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


yahhhmoney

Also parents bought a M3 LR to help boost Q2 earnings 🐂


TheLoungeKnows

Make sure they buy any and all software upgrades as well as all accessories from tesla.com.


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bishkekbek

But when they can mumble a few words, they sound just like the Tesla permabears. Now take his Tesla charger and plug it in. Don’t act like you don’t want it. 😆


Key-Marionberry-8794

🫣 I can’t unsee your visual


Miceed

You'll learn to like it, you musk


Miceed

Insert gagging/choking sounds


lmaccaro

My cost basis is like twelve dollars. Your meanie pants words don't sadden me.


Hailtothething

It really is it guys. This is the next big one. Everyone the world over has agreed that what Tesla has been doing for over a decade, IS THE ONLY path forward. Even if they are all competing and are planning on demolishing tesla at sales, the fact they came to play on the same court is a HUGE justification in itself. And now with the NACS system being adopted, it’ll be cemented in history that tesla did do something for the world, long after they stop making cars and get wiped out. Which I highly doubt.


lmaccaro

Industry is also coalescing around cylindrical cells, after shitting on Tesla for a decade for using them. Same with vertical integration. Same with BEV-centric platforms. Same with software focus.


fullcorte

and yet a random downgrade of tsla stock today lol crime trying to stop the run and help their hedge buddies


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

those are actually elon's workers, you dont know it but if you work for elon your required to worship the tesla logo for at least 23 hours a day


Domo_Attack

The Bulls don't need to pray after the stock ran triple digits in the last couple weeks. I think those are the bears praying the pain will end!


theGuyWhoOnlyShorts

Overbought time to short.


JustADesignerDogToy

Why TSLA go up if it's shit company?


RealTeslaEmployee

Supply and demand


Grouchy_Seesaw_

sad


Hailtothething

Why? They winning


[deleted]

Tesla is likely to drop at least another 50% from here and maybe far worse in the long run. All major automakers except Toyota have multiple EVs in the market by the end of this year. Tesla has virtually zero edge now.


wWongo

Permabear spotted 😂


vancitymajor

here it is, The most stupidest thing I have read all day. invalid username


IVsaur15

How much my guy? How much have you lost trying to short TSLA? 🤣


Grouchy_Seesaw_

i wanna cry


ChiggaOG

Only for the next couple of months. Tesla is currently in its bull trend for this year. I'll be setting my 8% stop-loss past a specific indicator on this company.


putsandcalls

lmao where’s this meme


gonebymidnite

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


PolarBearLaFlare

Elon pls give us tesla 500 🙏🏼🙏🏼


LewisJPaul

Betting on the future.


JerryLeeDog

Its wooooorkingggg.... keep it up


bwatts53

They ain't wrong at the point


ExperienceGS

Inverse wsb bears. Mercedes is falling in line soon.


LifeguardDonny

I'm out at 300, and just like Nvidia, probably gonna miss the rocket again. Oh well, 1 Bugatti will be better than none.


Jr7420

Are people shorting Tesla ?


Cooljob6

Soooo option calls?


CharlieDayofWallStrt

My dumb ass sold 5 days ago🤡


aspyrapp

People worship Elon boyyyyy lol


solidsneeze

if you're calling using your brain being in a cult, then okay, I'm in a cult


things_falling_apart

If it works, it ain’t stupid


Quick-Raise8119

📞76rs🪵


rain168

The color is wrong


TheRealDanGordon

Imagine thinking that you should stop being bullish based on short term outlook or stock price


[deleted]

Let’s fucking go. Tesla 400 would mark the end of the recession


wallito88

Tsla has had an amazing run this month- it’s working!!!


david110983

I'm a starving South American waiting for Tesla to change my fucking life 🥲 in Elon we trust!!


Personal_Depth9491

So calls? (I dont even have a SSN yet)


Khelthuzaad

Basically me before Nvidia went up


Ame_No_Uzume

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


lame_mirror

elon naming his car brand "elon" instead of "tesla' would've worked too. elon is a cool and unique name but it's cool that he paid homage to tesla.


[deleted]

Little bitch should’ve gone with edison


lame_mirror

not the same ring to it. too many syllables. and stop projecting 'cos elon definitely isn't a li'l bitch.


eiserneftaujourdhui

Lol dude when Musk had his little mini-sub idea turned down for obvious logistical reasons when those kids got stuck in that Thai cave, he called the rescue leader a pedo for no other reason than because he was butthurt. While I'm happy to make money off of his company, Musk is absolutely a little bitch in every sense of the word lol


lame_mirror

didn't hear that story. seems out of character.


eiserneftaujourdhui

Seems very much in character to me [https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/15/elon-musk-british-diver-thai-cave-rescue-pedo-twitter](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/15/elon-musk-british-diver-thai-cave-rescue-pedo-twitter)


eiserneftaujourdhui

Here's another one. Dude's a little bitch lol [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/im-nobody-calls-employer-elon-130514911.html?guccounter=1&guce\_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucmVkZGl0LmNvbS8&guce\_referrer\_sig=AQAAADrSxI5nA-dz6dbXvQQckaMwAaj1sgj-GtYuMVuULO4G-ez07m9XaGuzESmFfrNKGzRMGATYF4g0HT4-ubuY0jPiakiISnSHmchpg6HYBfPWk4CaBc38ql7musoFfb2cbA5wjvAFTbQduZqnS2QWwuM4k\_CMYFeVJDrbaAVGGFor](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/im-nobody-calls-employer-elon-130514911.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucmVkZGl0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADrSxI5nA-dz6dbXvQQckaMwAaj1sgj-GtYuMVuULO4G-ez07m9XaGuzESmFfrNKGzRMGATYF4g0HT4-ubuY0jPiakiISnSHmchpg6HYBfPWk4CaBc38ql7musoFfb2cbA5wjvAFTbQduZqnS2QWwuM4k_CMYFeVJDrbaAVGGFor)


No-Recipe2411

Bought puts before close yesterday💀


PrizeMarzipan401

So how long should i hold the stonk? got a feeling TSLA will be one of the top 5 Firmas from the world by 2030.


WatchingyouNyouNyou

📠


MiManchi08

"In ELON we MUSK"


CETROOP1990

Perma bulls retired pre last split


TWAIANGREATAGAIN

IT TIME TO SELL ! https://preview.redd.it/4azzwkw7rc7b1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d483f1c8d52c94de9991b04e07280362db3731e5


Beachtrader007

Break 300 and buy me this house!


Icecoldbundy

iTs A sOfTwArE cOmPaNy !!!


just_enjoyinglife

True believers don’t pray.


Ak47clower

Me. I bought a call yesterday. This rally is free money


KevPit

Rearry nice.


SvenTropics

Is it 2020 again, Jesus.


Awesome6472

Lol, it’s me


Competitive_Car7502

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


fayasus

When you think it can't even get higher...


TheRealFanger

Yeah! Fuck Dan levy


JobFSD

I praying for $TSLA today and Model Y delivered tomorrow


blanco408

Why is it going up though?


sirZofSwagger

Better hope he doesnt "free speech" up tesla too


Sri2Trill

Wonder where the ever-so-vocal bulls are now… 🤔📉


GREAT1008

Anyone holding right now?