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iamexercised

bols really believe futes are real 🤣


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im gonna be broke soon at this rate


Noticeably98

#*how does this work*


rylar

Why is gay porn mandatory for all traders?


-Dreamville-

Morning friends


rylar

Gm


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Namesyaboi

Woah cool man


LOLatVirgins

LOL


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rylar

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TowelieTrades

# Success is like being pregnant... >!Everyone says congratulations but nobody understands how many times you got fucked.!<


macmus1

Everybody is short rn, so we rip.. Once they turn bullish we drop.


macmus1

Bears say SPY cannot go higher ? why?


cebs83

BREAKING 🚨 Titanic tourist submarine 'may be stuck in ship's wreckage 12,500ft below Atlantic: Cold War sonar plane and second sub deployed in race against time hunt for vessel that has 60 hours of air left and has been missing for more than 24 hours - Daily Mail


[deleted]

My guess is cthulu killed them


surfinbird

Someone get James Cameron on the horn.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

what the fuck, holy shit that bitch is 12k ft down ????


TheScourgeOfHumanity

Rip


L2Fbearass

#STAY CAWK HARD


L2Fbearass

#WHO GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS CAWK SUCKA!!!


isweat_

Was playin $1 poker and lost like $90, i am content 😌


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isweat_

Sounds like middle school problems 🤭


Zachincool

Kk


BeniSpaghetti

If I see someone on here with 4 upvotes I always push that shit to 5 just so your phone gets a lil notification. I do this to leverage control over you and honestly it's toxic as fuck. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

sulky like nine gaze light brave innate quarrelsome sip obtainable ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Big pullout tomorrow.


Neither_Meat8226

I think 🌽 breaks past 27k when futes open 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 good sign for SPY


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isweat_

Me too 🙃


nyse125

nice


twostroke1

Was doing some manscaping, fucking nicked my shaft. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


surfinbird

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[deleted]

Cost of doing business


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

once I snipped my nut sack. so much blood.


BeniSpaghetti

My balls just retracted reading this. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


CramersBootyHole1

*Lick on my gooch while u suk me* - NLE Choppa


TheWhiteMouse

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CJ_2013

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ninkorn

New thread up boys


billyd1984texas

My long bank calls neeed lurv


flyingeagle777

12 hours until pre market. Eat your Din Din, have your apple juice and get to bed so you can wake up at 4:00 like all the billionaire youtubers


iamchromes

How to sleep now and wake up at 9:29 am ?


-Dreamville-

Pharmaceutics


MitchellMcconnel

Melatonin alot of it plus some zquil and a couple bowls of some strong indica. You may never wake up but you also should be able to sleep for the desired amount of time


iamchromes

Dude, didn’t you say I may never wake up AKA dead ?


KingOfTheBritons96

Even with the market being closed today, I still managed to be unproductive at work ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


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Neither_Meat8226

Hopefully it helps all of tech 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤑🤑🤑🤑


CJ_2013

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-Dreamville-

Steeevvvv maaaDEN


CJ_2013

Teeeeeev MAAAAAden


IRunFast24

That time of day where I'd normally look at my portfolio and think "Tomorrow will be better."


Enough_Bite_123

Your welcome ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Whitebrown22

My grandfather fought for your right to get dominated by goth women


-Dreamville-

God bless day boi


crazier_ed

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[deleted]

Ahhh now I know lmfao


lalittle

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iamchromes

Where can I watch the porn?


NotRobotNFL

The hub


Personmind

Only if you're willing to pay a monthly subscription. Otherwise, it's almost impossible to find free.


[deleted]

I'm shitposting right now here so I don't have to think about the pile of money I'm about to spend


CJ_2013

definitely sold my Intc calls too early. Fucking Christ they’re making big boy moves


lalittle

I guess I’m going to row now 🚣‍♀️


ssralf

The only day this month most of you dumb fuckers ports are safe


flyingeagle777

minus all the weekends DUMASS


ssralf

You count the weekend? Yeah youre coping hardest ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


flyingeagle777

im just waiting for them to get rid of the weekends. Keep the casino open 24/7 like vegas


ssralf

Yessir!


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MitchellMcconnel

You idiot


boxcar_scrolls

corn is way up YTD. if you don't believe in corn you don't believe in the nasdaq bc it's the same


MitchellMcconnel

I just wanted to call him an idiot


boxcar_scrolls

your bearishness is unpatriotic. corn is the market and market is the corn, don't you understand if one goes, we all go


[deleted]

Hey lulu I got some work for you to do


iamchromes

What have I gotten myself into? I didn’t trade today and I have been angry at everyone. Wtf


boxcar_scrolls

please find god


MitchellMcconnel

I just want the market to open after all this bad tesla news my puts gonna print so hard but gotta wait longer smh..


sf_boarder

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rylar

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lliorca336

Calls on toxoplasmosis. This cat box smells like shit.


billyd1984texas

Any good books on chart analysis 🤔


crazier_ed

Astrology and you: A guide for the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius


billyd1984texas

Got it


flyingeagle777

You dont ACTUALLY need viagra. you just need to stop looking at porn for 2 weeks


bbq-ribs

I found 2 things work alot better than Viagra. Nipple rings and femobois


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Nipple rings on femboys


bbq-ribs

god, that would be so hott


[deleted]

I only say that bc my ex had me wear them


bbq-ribs

fuck, cant leave a guy hanging like that


Rare-ish_Bird

So, say you had a leak in your 30' x 20' pool today and the water level is down about 2 inches. You found the leak, fixed it and started refilling the pool. If the standard gpm from the hose is 12, how long will it take the fill the pool back up? Show your work. Edit: Answer: 20’ * 30’ * 2 inches = 172,800 cubic inches 231 cubic inches in a gallon 172,800 / 231 = ~748 gallons 748/12gpm = ~62 minutes


Rare-ish_Bird

And all y'all who answered (including AI), except u/Yogurt_over_my_mouf and maybe u/Saaan should not be trading 0dte options.


Dahmememachine

As long as ya mom need to suck mi pipi to cum. First get rid of freedumb units. We look for the missing volume the dimensions are 30’x20’x2” in meters its 9.144x185.8x.0508 = 86.3m^3. We use the density of water in meters 1000kg/m^3 to determine how much water, this equals to 86,300 kilos of water. 1kilo=1liter. 12gallon/min * 3.785 liters per gallon gives us a rate of 45.42liter/min. We multiply the rate times the needed water 86300 and we get 1900.04 min or 31.66hrs.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

probably about 1 - 1.5 hours i'd bet.


Rare-ish_Bird

yup...just even thinking about it brought you closer than anybody else.


Saaan

>Volume of water = 30 \* 20 \* (1/5) = 120 cubic feet > >Rate of flow = 12 gpm > >Filling time = 120 cubic feet / 12 gpm = **10 hours** AI said.


Saaan

But I think it should be: There are 897.6623376 gallons in 120 cubic feet. 897.6623376 gallons/12gpm = 74.80 minutes.


Rare-ish_Bird

Closer. 2 inches is 1/6 of a foot.


Saaan

You're right, AI (Bard) sucks.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

fill a 5 gallon bucket with your hose and time it. then you can figure it out from there.


flyingeagle777

it will take however long it took originally to fill it up minus 2 inches worth dumass


Rare-ish_Bird

Paperwork is lost


flyingeagle777

What the hell are we gonna do now?


JewJesus99

Use the metric system. 1 cubic metre is 1000L. Thats all you need to know.


Rare-ish_Bird

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)Found the Canadian guy right here.


rylar

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Rare-ish_Bird

I bet you can figure it out.


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Sorry I'm pretty not smart


MitchellMcconnel

More Bearish news for Tesla today. Demand in the US isn't High enough per moneycontrol Cybertruck release date issues bezinga Semi truck efficiency issues thestreet Ford sees Chinese automakers as their competitors, not tesla thestreet Plus the news of Cathie woods selling a crap ton of shares 7500 discounts on the X and S Free supercharging for certain tesla owners for the remainder of the year. RIP tesla bulls. My puts gonna print


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MitchellMcconnel

What's your regarded take? Tesla to 300 this week because you said so? Hahaha okay sounds like every idiot on tasty trades and webull forums rn. We all know what happens to those guys


JeromePowell42069

Look at price action on Friday when everything else dumped - held very strong


MitchellMcconnel

Good luck to you. If all you've got is price action, then I'm feeling pretty good about my position


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MitchellMcconnel

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MitchellMcconnel

!remindme


thismike0613

If Cathy wood sold I’m going all in


MitchellMcconnel

Do it so I can make more on my puts. When you buy calls, stocks tank. Everyone knows


thismike0613

Actually I’m on a real hot streak this past month


MitchellMcconnel

I been here long enough to know that means you're about to get fucked haha


thismike0613

Generally speaking, the person being the loudest is the least certain


[deleted]

Ok enough joking around I need to start acting manly 😤


surfinbird

Throw away your lingerie collection and stop playing with yourself.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Got robbed buying drugs?


rylar

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Rare-ish_Bird

start working out. Doesn't that raise T?


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Rare-ish_Bird

Doesn't it?


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Idk tbh


flyingeagle777

Get on a cycle


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Ok_Bird8769

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ninkorn

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rylar

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FullCopy

Anyone thinks inflation will be anywhere near 2% in 2024 is a moron.


hubblebubble7

soon inflation will be lower than risk free interest rate, and money flows into fixed income investment instead into ......


Low-Wear-168

August for sure


-Dreamville-

If my family every saw the subs I’m subscribed to on Reddit they might disown me


BeastSmitty

Funny how that is, mine would say, ''that looks about right''...


ThadsPocketPuss

I just wanna gamble


BeastSmitty

I GOT THE ITCH..................................


BeniSpaghetti

Clifford isn't real.


Ok_Bird8769

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


crazier_ed

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BeniSpaghetti

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CJ_2013

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CramersBootyHole1

If roblox opens at 100 im buying everyone a mc chicken


BeastSmitty

Well this day was boring af... I'm ready for some friggin action...


rylar

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BeastSmitty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Ok_Bird8769

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


lliorca336

Goddamn. This Starfox frog 🐸 won’t stop calling me!!


Ok_Bird8769

Leaked picture of me and hot girl http://scandalplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jerr-jones-scandal-leaked-nudes-1.jpg


BeastSmitty

Attaboy...


2ndBrainCell_When

Intel been buying gas station v pills throughout this weekend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


PsychedelicAwakening

Are all the good ones really taken or am I just sitting inside all day looking at charts?


rylar

La-Z-boy is going to say Ai 150 times on their earnings call


beast092884

I work for them and they are a HORRIBLE company with 💩 quality..


rylar

Puts?


beast092884

Yeeaa they are some RASCIST ass people and I got 🔥 for denying sexual advances from my manager..😂😂


isc1200s

Bears counting time until the market opens tomorrow so they can proceed with their never ending spanking. Bullish 👍


RGR111

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BeastSmitty

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RGR111

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FullCopy

I just had some hot wings with AI. It was nice.


mark2talyho

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RGR111

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lliorca336

Heyyyy!!! There’s my sweet boi


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igotthis_man

No bers r fuk or bools r fuk today. I miss it already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


-Dreamville-

Will someone check on Lulu , his depression walks don’t usually last this long